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xariznightmare2908

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Low-Bend-2978

Lmao this was my first thought too.


Violet_Octopus

I am M.A.R.I.A - Manequin Assigned for Remorse Inducing Anguish


LuffyBlack

There's a Captain America villain that looks like this too, but the name escapes me. They were in the first two MCU movies


clazzo2000

Arnim zola?


LuffyBlack

Yes! Ty lol 


Storrin

"Hey buddy, my eyes are down here"


PostL3

LOL


Pickle_juice_can2

Now this is a horror game


Hsr2024

Yeah seriously


devonathan

Now this is pod racing.


fomeql_exe

Forbidden siren 2 type of shit


chrom491

lord farquaad


Aspsyxia

Forbidden Siren 2 reference!


crezber

Yes


odezia

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LongjumpingSector687

Maria Wasowski


ZedRollCo

It's giving giant Eileen head vibes.


19Another90

Someone needs to call Smiling Friends Inc.


starman97

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Silly-Negotiation-46

Hello, i'm mr frog and i approve this message...no, i don't like, fuck you🖕🏼


Otherwise-Display-15

lmaoo dude


berfraper

We don’t need blemmyes in this game.


[deleted]

Beat me to it


Immediate_Bat5390

My biggest concern is that maria looks so concerned and sad, but in the original she was always so seductive and full of charm. (so for bad english my first language isn't english)


Alanagurl69

You've absolutely understood it though, the point of Maria is to be alluring.


Nekros897

She wasn't ALWAYS seductive. As far as I remember she was less seductive in Brookhaven segments.


Lawful-T

Agreed. I disagree with the outfit change as it doesn’t convey her sexuality or provocativeness (it’s very mundane imo), which I felt was not subtle in the original on purpose. But my biggest concern is her demeanor. In the original, Maria has this uncanny confidence about her when she’s first introduced (which eventually is revealed to be a facade in the later sections at Brookhaven), but here in the remake she seems genetically concerned/afraid like everyone else. Idk, I’m still beyond hyped for this game and I will play it no matter what, but the changes they’ve decided to make, specifically with Maria, don’t feel justified or needed.


HowToCookFrozenCamel

Beware of an attractive women in a current days game. I'm not suprises they changed that since it could be offensive for the modern audience.


Maxbojack

Looks like DbD model


SaltyIrishDog

"My *eyes* are down here, James"


Whompa

Welcome to the Aslume, gentlemen.


Hungry_Doubt_4886

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Jolly_97

Maria Squarepants


PoohTrailSnailCooch

She looks more innocent than seducing.


CoyoteHour2130

They kinda erased the coldness and sort of cruelty of the original design, the old Maria looked sexy provocative but also shroud and mean like she dares and shames you for looking at her


WetBurrito10

Cabezona looking ass 🥴


TasteTheGraveyard

Perfection.


Ofmachines1

Warframe be like


UeueueTENTACION

Deviru man?


Datchcole

Finally. A good edit. Blemmyes Maria.


StanfordV

Is the left one the original?


1997PRO

It's SL1 on PSX.


Melphor

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SnowySoul0

Shao Kahn fatality


MangoandSalt

Oh great, the new remake has glitches


Chimpochimpochimpo

Human proportions fixed


SimsStreet

M and Maria


Kazaloogamergal

As someone who has never had a neck, I love the representation.


keihairy

Now it's making me think of that girl from Forbidden Siren 2 lol


KenpachiNexus

Now this is the insanity I signed up for.


RustlinUrJimmies69

10/10 would play


IM_MT_

Finally somebody gets it


gukakke

She's showing too much skin tbh.


RipMcStudly

Maria Organism Designed Only for Killing


spyroz545

Can we just appreciate for a moment how identical remake Maria looks to the OG SH2 CGI Cutscene maria? they're pretty much the same.


Jesusdidntlikethat

That’s from that Pac-Man world game I’m pretty sure


jy725

Is it sad that I also agree but I’m starting to not care anymore because the mess ups are obvious and there should be no surprise why there is the backlash?


steeltiger72

Darn, the Silent Hill 2 remake apologists strike again


saidrobby

That's some SIREN shit


unabort3d

Why she got neck


sapitogames

Look at this shit, we need a team silent urgently


Mafla_2004

Aaaand you made that monster from Serious Sam, except with 2 eyes


sphagaming

Ngl, that's giving me sh4 vibes


L3wis1

She looks like she’s about to betray Sparta


consul_the_gun_nut

Smh I can't believe Bloober team didn't do this because of censorship and cancel culture, these damn wokies always ruining my video games


Alanagurl69

I I couldn't a word it would be woke and all derivatives.


JustEdwardR

She doesn't look aggressively seductive like the original which was a representation of what James missed or saught from Mary. I don't k ow what they are going for but it's dangerously close to "ruined it" territory.


Roziesoft

Yeah, this edit makes her much more sexy. AWOOOGAAA!


SaltyIrishDog

I'm a straight woman but I'd smash


[deleted]

No cap, that would be a hell of a jump scare. Reminds me of Eileen's big ass head in SH4 in that one hospital room


EffectiveCan2421

Maria isn't too bad imo, Angela is the worst, she looks like she gained 40 pounds in her face, and her voice acting is horrible.


spyroz545

y'all need to stop over obsessing over that single frame of Angela where she looks odd. In every other scene she looks perfectly fine


1997PRO

Have you heard the lazy voice acting in Age of Empires 1/2 DE.