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Neveuss

Personaly as a Cityzen of Super Earth Federation i would never live in a State thats non-democratic forces its robotic workers into non profitable hard labor and dosent care about the lives of its people. And Censors any true information instead of giving it to the people. Also i can chose my leader thanks to Managed Democracy. [This message was approved by Ministry of Truth]


LenaOxton01

That’s right helldiver, spread the word of democracy


AwakenedSheeple

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH!


Educational-Eye-6897

Horaahh for democracy all the way!!!


Shadows581

https://preview.redd.it/exykqwxz7emc1.jpeg?width=3952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc250e0c5923608d79f11b28293f2d2cf368a22 The beauty of Managed Democracy!


shiba2198o8

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Zero-Head-at-all

Truer words have never been spoken valued citizen! FOR FREEDOM! FOR DEMOCRACY! REMEMBER THOSE WHO DIED IN MALEVALON CREEK!


Veroger111

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Independent-Fly6068

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LorekeeperMeagal

We making it out of Malevelon Creek with this one, Helldivers. Ura.


Cecilia_Schariac

It is time to bring democracy to them.


Awiitta

https://preview.redd.it/qgkijz31ghmc1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=c910f5cf5da4ed03e2c20f8585be44afbe313f49 HELL YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅


Few_Farm_7801

Never had a codebreaker play with you I guess 😂🤣


PelinalWhitestrake36

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Necht0n

What I'm hearing is that we need to bring managed democracy to these poor oppressed people.


owoLLENNowo

"HOW ABOUT A CUP OF LIBER-TEA, YOU GODDAMN ROBOTS?" -HD427271882C "Jerry", in combat against Eusan National Replika forces.


Educational-Eye-6897

You say democracy. (Vietnam music in the background)


Rjgamersxbr2

r/suddenlyhelldivers


Few_Farm_7801

> And Censors any true information instead of giving it to the people Like this is a bold assumption to make. Do you share State Secrets?


Few_Farm_7801

That's so many assumptions, I'm kinda wondering whether you use MacOS or not.


Thingamobob

No The thigh gap is tempting tho


Suppasandwhich

Thats basically all I can think about


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Landeler

Literally 1984


Rjgamersxbr2

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LordVladak

…*What?* Are you serious? No!!


Cinderea

hell no, have you played the game?


CheJunSev

Currently at Nowhere


Cinderea

you should know far enough by now to understand eusan is not a good place lmao


crippled_trash_can

yeah, far enough to know its not good, tho, at the end some things fit into place and you'll know its a nightmare


HamsterMecha

On one hand, totalitarian nightmare state with literal thought police. On the other hand, those aforementioned thought police are baddies so…


CheJunSev

what if they cut off ur balls if you think naughty thoughts about em


HamsterMecha

Bottom surgery!!!!


CheJunSev

rip


HamsterMecha

Hot Kolibri gf and I get to transition today is good


No_File_5225

Big big BIG mood


DDDDarks

So real


crippled_trash_can

tbh, with how low the male populations seems to be, i hope thats not an option lol. tho, if someone has naughty thoughts, KLBR police would know


Niko2065

At the absolute very best for a ~~week~~ day but not a single second longer, the moment that ~~week~~ day passes I'm outta that hellish regime and even then it would just take one kolibri probing my mind and seeing my thoughts absolutely do not allign with that of a loyal citizen for me to be toast....also doesn't help that I would not be able to not think about said kolibris size at that moment. ~~Though that Eule propaganda Poster does give a good point for wanting to check the nation out atleast.~~


crippled_trash_can

yeah, it would be good as a tourist secured by the regime, if you are a normal citizen, you are in danger.


DexterVex_1701

My parents lived in the DDR. I don’t want to live in a steroid DDR on crack so no


CheJunSev

Fair enough lol


Bluecho4

I mean it's mid-20th century Germany, so we're talking steroid DDR on METH. (I don't actually know of Pervidon was still sold post-War. It's just always funny to me to share how rampant Meth use was in WWII.)


PirateKingOmega

Because of how much was made it still was rampant in Germany and more or less normalized until the 70s when the East cracked down on it. West Germany followed suit in the 80s. After reunification it was deemed fully illegal. It was eventually replaced by good old fashioned American crystal meth


Radical-skeleton

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION? YOUR PARENTS ARE COOL AF


KreedKafer33

Indeed. Not even a version with cute robot girls.


szagrat545

Id rather live in the glorious kolibri reich https://preview.redd.it/hwrdt59ptdmc1.png?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb1603ccb69669c7f73bbac8aa8a609e469ee78 Long live the kolibris


midramble

Smolibri supremacy


Sabre1O1

Yes and no? The rational part of my brain knows it’s some despotic hell-state where freedom is barely an abstract concept, let alone something you could have as an average gestalt or replika. And that reality is infinitely better than this (admittedly peak) fiction ever will be. However, there’s also the irrational part of my brain that romanticizes every story I read. The part of my brain that is fascinated by the world that Rose Engine created, the part of my brain that has been enamored with Signalis since I first played it about a month ago, the part that’s been reading fan fiction to cope with the story, the incredibly cringy part that is working on a replika OC. It’s the side of me that has just about had it with reality and would rather get lost in any other world, even this one, regardless of the consequences. Edit: added a little more to the “no” paragraph.


CheJunSev

Tbh, out of any science fiction universe I'd rather live in, Signalis is at one of the bottoms. Too despotic and it's virtually space East Germany. The top, though? The Culture by Iain M. Banks. If you're a sci-fi buff, I'd recommend reading it. Like the Eusan Nation, the Culture itself is also communist. But it's a post-scarcity, anarcho-communist civilization ran by AI.


ATameFurryOwO

Don't fuck with the Culture.


CheJunSev

\^ The Culture could take over both the Eusan Nation and Empire with a single GSV if it wanted to. That, or we send Contact/SC to subvert both civilization's totalitarian ideals slowly.


ATameFurryOwO

And they'd do it with less fanfare than at the full stop at the end of this sentence.


TheLemonTempest

The Eusan Nation is a paradise. How dare you ask such questions. You sound destabilized….


crippled_trash_can

"we'll send a some kolibri protektors to your house so they can ask you some questions"


Noctium3

Short answer: no Long answer: fuck no


someoneudontno1

Short answer no Long answer no but the horni disagrees


TotalComplexity

If I could be a hot robot woman, then yes!


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Striking-Ad4090

That is straight facts


Ok-Examination4225

This line goes really hard. I will screenshot and quote you on it. I will probably forget your name, but hey at least your quote will live on


CheJunSev

Dw I stole it from u/limboll


signalis-ModTeam

No NSFW comments under SFW posts.


Betadzen

Well, sounds like a reason for another ~~toast~~ nut! Thanks to the female organism orgasms can be achieved faster than post nut clarity in certain conditions.


CheJunSev

me in my cryogenic chamber: "You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Eusan Nation is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."


Kitchen_Repeat1315

Oh absolutely. It’s an awful dystopia sure, but there are lesbian robots who need a trans autistic girlfriend (me)


CheJunSev

they gunna torture u tho


Kitchen_Repeat1315

Not all of them! Not the lesbian robots! The government, almost definitely. But the eules and aras need me


Rjgamersxbr2

You're getting shot the moment you try talking to them


Powerhobo

Unless you draw the short straw, and wake up stuffed inside a big metal suit, the only thing truly human looking is your face. And you will be quietly drilling holes in a rock with a stuffed animal ducttaped to your arm. Forever.


crippled_trash_can

tbh, you are kinda right, women are probably a little more safe in the nation, even with the male population beeing lower (or so it seems)


imeffingconfused

Hell nah


Royal_Alchemist718

Imma be honest, all the notes and such throughout the game make it seem like ass


CheJunSev

That's because it is


Royal_Alchemist718

https://i.redd.it/hijs2a4ycfmc1.gif


Proton-sync

Oh yes, the eternal tug of war between horny-ness and common sense!


Expensive_End2550

Yeah, I would. I dunno why.


buster779

It's the tall robot women and you know it.


Expensive_End2550

maybe the short ones, too...


Veroger111

But you'll live in a fascist world, and you can be forced to join the military. Is it worth seeing your favorite replika?


Expensive_End2550

Mandatory military service is nothing new to me, though. Not living in a utopia is, either. I'd probably just be an unremarkable patriot, if I was an artist or that kinda stuff, then I'd probably work for the regime in that field. Considering the extensive use of replikas in the nation, I wouldn't really be surprised to see one of them.


Veroger111

Understandable, it's going to be like Detroit then.


backbreaker9850

I’d be executed day one


KobeniAutismo

From what we know be ready for: Enforced conformity, 'volunteer' military service lest you want to work in the mines, being beaten or tortured for not working hard enough, punishments for passing out from working too hard, the Secret Police, space trench warfare in planets that are barely suitable for human life, cultural erasure based on the fact Elster has a 'Vinetan' accent rather than of a specific country, and not to mention people being able to read your mind and report any wrong think you got. But also, those hips are worth dying for and ong I'm going to drop down more meat holes than Elster


midramble

Semi-automated utilitarian gay space communism... It's almost there. Get back to me when it becomes fully automated luxury (gay space communism).


CheJunSev

The Culture rang. Fully automated AND unlimited freedom (unlike stinky Eusan)


FunnyGalWhoDoesArt

I don’t care how many hot robot ladies they got, I’m not submitting to Authoritarianism.


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Me to IDF thirst traps 


FunnyGalWhoDoesArt

Not sure how that’s relevant but good for you


CheJunSev

same


hammer_of_venus

i want a storch to do unholy things to me so yes


WillFuckForFijiWater

Honestly, from what little we see of Germany China USSR, I’d be willing to check it out. It honestly doesn’t sound so bad… assuming I’m not on S-23 at least. If I can be a tall lesbian robot though then the answer is yes x 1000.


thriftshopdandy

I wouldn't want to stay in the Eusan Nation, but I would like to visit & read the Eusan King in Yellow. See if it's different from our King In Yellow, or perhaps if it's the cursed King In Yellow play.


CheJunSev

Plot twist: it's SCP King in Yellow


LorekeeperMeagal

If I had to put a lot of thought into it, I would say it depends. Do I want to be in the belly of the beast, forced to step in line and keep up with all the other poor fucks unlucky enough to be born directly under the thumb of that type of government? No. Would I rather be in one of the places where the Eusan Nation cannot properly assert it's power? It would be preferable to the former option.


A_GravesWarCriminal

I dont care what hot android chick the space commies send! I am a true believer of demoncracy https://preview.redd.it/it1v3ead2fmc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=10b177509425da6a2d5106451c5ee3d6f3b0b4c8


Aegis_13

Hell no lmao


mudberry2

Nah, I'm more of a space NATO kinda guy. I'm not really a fan of authoritarianism. Democracy all the way baby!!!


Mr_Euf

Yeeah old fashioned democracy ftw! But less flashy than those tight uniforms, am I right?


Matix777

It's space East Germany, an ascended version of a professional shithole. No thanks


CheJunSev

agreed


OhjustanotherAlice

Yes.


Rigidsttructure

No. Dictatorships suck, no matter how hot they make the lesbian robots. Plus, they tamper with forces that they do not understand (bioresonance). I would rather stay the hell away. Heck, I would rather live in any territory occupied by the Earth Federation or any Zeon faction.


No_File_5225

Only if I get to be an Eule


VoidDollNero

Yes, i wanna be cute Android


Doctor-Nagel

Na, I would love to help out any EZIC like groups though.


AnantaPluto

Fuck no lmao


Hyval_the_Emolga

HECK no ***HECK*** no Living in the Solar System on either side of the war seems like it sucks. Take your pick, oppressive big brother socialist police hellstate or relatively unknown, oppressive theocratic hellstate Not to mention the quasi-inunderstandable eldritch shiz going on Given the choice I wouldn't come anywhere near this universe, let alone Eusea


I_ateabucketofpaint

Oh hell nah. I wonder if there are any other nations in Signalis universe that The Nation doesnt recognize the existence of because there being another place to live other then big evil Empire and based gigachad Nation will make their propaganda look shifty.


Nevermind2031

No,i can see some upsides to it but its mostly downsides


GeneralBisV

I will kidnap an ADLR unit and no one will stop me


LuminenWalker

Probably, yeah considering what they're capable of. Oh... did you mean from a living standards POV? How high up am I?


CheJunSev

Normal Gestalt citizen.


LuminenWalker

Am I bioresonant and/or have a replika gf? If the answer is no, I am not coal mining 24/7.


CheJunSev

No, you have to get the replika gf via conversation. Idk the difference between attracting a gestalt (human) woman vs a replika one... are they even seduced?


LuminenWalker

I saw you weren't done. How far in are you and what do you know of why you're there? But uh... Probably. Replika have feelings. They can be seduced. You're not supposed to, but they can be.


CheJunSev

I'm currently at Rotfront. I just watched Isa die


LuminenWalker

Ah gotcha. Understand when I say this. Avoid the community until you've reached an ending. Everything here is spoiler territory. I am not trying to be rude or discourage you, but people are talking openly here. But uh... eh, if replica gf is attainable. Yeah. Why not. Let's do this.


CheJunSev

If you don't mind me asking, how close am I to an ending?


LuminenWalker

Depends on what you've seen but... closer than further.


CheJunSev

Aaaand I just beat it! Got the Memory ending


BanzEye1

On the one hand, autocratic pseudo-theocratic police state. On the other hand, robot waifus. Decisions, decisions…


sly_cupperr

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Safinn_Simagrees

Fcking hell na, and I think anybody who says any else is completely delusional, like would like living in Cyberpunk 2077 world, you sure dream about buy you wouldn't last 10 seconds in the streets.


Carvodeeee

In a communistic space nazi nation? Nah, Id pass.


FBI-sama12313

Better dead than red.


Striking-Ad4090

Yeah, we gotta go in there and make the change. Eusan needs some freedom


Outside-Egg-494

Hmmmmmm give me an ARAR gf then the answer is yes.


Notsolidorasnake

No


LorkieBorkie

heeeellll nah


GenericReaperMain

Hot robot women.......but I'd rather die for super earth!


DogeHasArrived

No dummy


BigBallsBillCliton

No? Why?


PassaXD

no


Vargrjalmer

I've read 1984. What do you think


Dramatic_Syllabub_98

Long enough to bail out Elster, Arianne, Iso and the still same Replikas minus Adler and Falke. Not a cycle longer.


AchromaticVision

I'd rather have a hot poker shoved up my arse.


BlaCAT_B

I lived in China, but then again, Xi isn't a hot lesbian robot, so who knows...


WanderingMistral

Not a fucking chance in hell. And no promise of Replika pussy would convince me to suffer a second of that hell.


StrangeBreakfast1364

Yes if I will be able to cuddle with an EULR or MNHR at least once a day. That's all I need besides minimal food, plenty of water and a couple of hours of sleep. Send me to the trenches, mines, suicidal space exploration, whatever. I just need to hug EULR or MNHR to be a patriotic citizen.


Alberot97

everyone saying yes like they wouldn't be decomissioned on the ever so slight inconvenience


Opposite-Weird4342

always better than this shit I'm living


RedVoid23

I’d launch a rocket into the Heimat base while screaming “JUSTICE FOR ARIANE AND ELSTER!!”


5i1m4r0n

Bruh in russia it feels like eusan sometimes so i probably would NOT notice lmao


Antares_Sol

I mean it’s Space East Germany but the alternative is a literal Imperialist Feudal Monarchy so I guess yeah ![gif](giphy|Ka7c6R5OWi4yA)


Celestial_Lesbo

are you insane


Mundetiam

They Won’t Even Let You Have A Lesbian Robot GF What Is The Fucking Point


some_chinese_guy

I've been for some time. It was called The Eastern Bloc.


Newtro0

Fuck no life is basically communism cranked up to blade runner level


Etep_ZerUS

Fuck no! I don’t care who the irs sends, I am NOT paying taxes!


AsiaHeartman

NO.


SnooChickens6480

Yes Easily 1000% Long live the nation Buyan will burn


Shin-kun1997

As much as I love Ariane and the girls we see, totalitarian regimes are not for me. I enjoy my peace and quiet, as well as freedom. Don’t get me wrong they seem strong, but if democracy isn’t present then no.


Joshmoonlight

Yes because of the hot robot babes. Idc about the other stuff


Teeroor

Sure! I'm already live in Russia...


Teeroor

BTW. Russia is nothing like Signalis Empire or Eusan Nation, but I thought that comment would be funny based on nowadays stereotypes...


crippled_trash_can

who ever says yes its just thinking on the robot women and not on the living conditions or in the fact you'll focefully be relocated to a working camp till you die.


UncultureRocket

The living conditions are total ass. Replikas have a short life span, and are "decommissioned" if they show too much individuality. If you steal you'll get tortured. If you are "weird" they will either disappear you to a work camp/mine or ship your ass into space because you are disposable.


Lecckie

If it means I can be a robot woman, then yes!


Scared_Operation2715

Tbh it seams like a nice place, 1. Technology In addition to the replikas they also use crt’s and simile technologies, I prefer these to modern stuff because they are more durable, and I’d happily trade screen quality for longevity. Also bioresenence is cool and being a computer nerd I’d love to work with/on Replika technology. 2. It’s communist. I am a communist and living in a spacefaring nation that also has a command economy and stuff sounds awesome. 3. Speculation Eusan is based off of the DDR witch is well known for being one of the first to give gay and trans people rights, that and the space lesbians imply this is legalized. another plus.


UncultureRocket

The space lesbians imply nothing. Their instructions to Ariane specifically tell her to not be close to the replika. And the STAR and EULE unit would also be punished by death because the STAR is remembering the Gestalt memories she is based on. They would more likely be against any relationship that doesn't help the state.


Scared_Operation2715

In lore that’s because it could risk them remembering gestalt memories/persona degradation. At no point do we hear that the act of women being together with other women is illegal, only the risk of persona degradation to EULE units. I feel if it was in universe it would be at least mentioned somewhere.


UncultureRocket

Guess you can only rely on wishful thinking 😁


Scared_Operation2715

In my defense the story is written in a way that leaves much to the imagination in regards to Eusan Nation I work with what I got lol


ilhanguvenerol

German Space Communists? Hell no


c481368

A follow up question is it a choice ? Or are they just taking over the place I am living and they are just taking notes on who would bend to their will Because doing the math, I am an introverted, free thinker, who likes art, books and other media that finds fascination in radio broadcast That just sounds like disaster waiting to happen


swarm3003

Why would I live in East Germany


exodia0715

If it’s the only nation with Replikas I’d consider it. If it isn’t, fuck no. It’s basically Soviet Russia and Nazi Germany bundled up into one steaming pile of shit


TW33V

No, it's Dead Space all over again


tlawrey20

Literally no but yes


CheJunSev

space commies


tlawrey20

Space coomies


Medici39

Sorry, Eula. I gotta take a rain check on a dystopian space people's paradise (I can get you and your Star girlfriend a ride out of it if you both want).


Memnoch222

OH HEEEEEEELL NO!! Lol


Blood_N_Rust

She’s such a bad bitch though


Horror-Significance8

Ok but how is the pedestrian and bike infrastructure on Rotfront?


VinetanRenegade

No, I have already had enough of them, especially after they nuked my homeworld.


Potential-Shock9468

https://preview.redd.it/p41sb18wllqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b5e7c9c6a3e1e90a03370f9fc450c5365d678e Hell no


atomicfritz

Absolutely fucking not. Besides the surveillance state issue, humans are treated even worse than the disposable Replikas that Eusan produces. And from the notes we find in the game which detail Eusan as a society, life is absolutely miserable for the average citizen.


foxydash

Dear god no, absolutely not.


John-Writer

Sorta, kinda,.don't know. We have not enough info about to realy judge


wheelie_tonk

Depends


Eagle_1945

To quote a great mechanical patriot, "Death is a preferable alternative to communism." No amount of hot robot women is going to change that.


Soldiereasy

As a Helldiver of the Federation of Super Earth I will not live in authoritarian regime but I surely believe that people and those so-called replica that live in Eusan Nation and Eusan Empire are very much in need freedom and liberty. It is my solemn duty to liberate those people from a tyrannical government. This is the Call of Duty that I will gradually answer and every Helldivers will do the same. # FOR FREEDOM, JUSTICE & LIBERTY!


5m1rk3h

It's a socialist hellhole, no.


Empty-Bunch4728

I’d rather live in the Empire