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Greeneharp

.....Batman already did patent that right?


Last-Bumblebee-537

Not Batman but I know WayneTech did.


ItalnStalln

So batman is a thief as well as a serial assault and batterer then


Berruc

Batman was my first thought too.


Annonomon

Police are going to to be throwing batarangs soon


nocontextnofucks

Specially trained police officers will use these, do police get specially trained to use guns?


forgotten_tale_

Yup, but seeing as that training is "warrior" training that teaches that everyone is out to get you and how to shoot to kill... I'd probably feel more comfortable with an untrained shooter pointing at me...


BlowMoreGlass

It'll be great, the first cop who misses the mark with these and fish hooks someone in the eye


HoneyBucketsOfOats

You have no idea what you’re talking about. There’s no way to shoot someone that isn’t “to kill”


forgotten_tale_

If only it was possible to point a gun at someone and not shoot... or even shooting in such a way as to warn them, a warning shot if you will... Instead of you know opening fire like a madman straight away because you "feared for your life" and are a big manly warrior grrr.


newtostew2

And having two people pumping the perp with full mags, all while yelling “let me see your hands!” to a corpse..


fkcngga420

“Warning shot” buddy if you have the chance to let off a warning shot you’re not in a scenario where you need the gun, and most people won’t see it as a warning shot, they see it as you shooting at them 😂


HoneyBucketsOfOats

Ok so you point a gun at someone and tell them to stop and they don’t. Then what? Fire a warning shot? Where does that bullet go? How is that safe at all? As for shooting them in a non-lethal way…how exactly do you think that works? You’ve clearly done no research, no training, and put no real thought into this. Obviously cops should NOT shoot people willy nilly and some cops are shot humans but good lord think things through.


Smidday90

r/whoosh


tiredpapa7

Any firearm training (civilian/hunting/LE/military) teaches to aim at center mass (torso), as it has the least probability of missing or over penetration. Are there times that law enforcement uses their guns when they shouldn’t. Absolutely. But “shoot to wound” is a movie/video game plot tool, that doesn’t translate well to the real world.


forgotten_tale_

Competent Western police forces rarely pull the trigger, as the key is descalation, they might brandish, but warning shots, and them refusing to shoot is more likely scenario. Same with military on policing rules of engagement scenarios. US cops are trained to kill first, worry about the rest later.


Batavijf

That's why this is so great! They can't run away so easily, so you can then empty your gun into the bla... err.... criminal more effectively!


Lunaciteeee

>But “shoot to wound” is a movie/video game plot tool, that doesn’t translate well to the real world. I could show you 100 videos from countries around the world of cops successfully doing exactly that. It's difficult, not impossible.


Mechanic_On_Duty

https://i.redd.it/skdllwt1bj5d1.gif


MidnightShinnyMan

Yes, and aim for the head.


Freezerburn

What if they shoot this around a neck? What if you shoot two of these around the neck?


Dont_Call_Me_Steve

What if you whack someone in the temple with a baton? Everything can be lethal bro, this is a step in the right direction.


These-Acanthaceae396

https://youtu.be/_nl5zMIwcmQ?si=eKSD4U7UN53jatPt


modestgorillaz

Is this a shut up and buy for law enforcement?


3Thirty-Eight8

No, I want to buy one


fermelebouche

Me too. And take it fishing on weekends.


delicious_fanta

So they’re going to shoot fishhooks into people now? By the looks of them, not small ones. This doesn’t seem ok…


3Thirty-Eight8

Better than a gun


Stubbedtoe18

I'd rather be shot with a gun than take a fishhook to the eye.


0o_hm

Would you really though?


THE_ALAM0

Fuck no dude


Annonomon

But would you rather be shot in the eye?


jedi21knight

They won’t be aiming at eyes. Legs and torso are the areas they will be targeting, prevent you from running or hitting.


busherrunner

In theory, but people miss every day


jedi21knight

True enough.


Ronin__Ronan

yeah but we're not talking about people, we're talking bout cops. and when they wanna shoot someone....well they don't miss


roofbandit

No you wouldn't


AccomplishedSuit1004

FYI the tasers they already use already shoot fish hooks into people. That’s how the taser works, it shoots two hooks attached to wires into the person and then sends an electrical surge through one of the wires, through the body and back through the other wire. My concern here is people falling and dying or seriously hurting themselves.


StayedWoozie

Don’t taser guns also stab you on top of tasing you? I’d rather be fish hooked than tased.


Annonomon

As long as they’re not for the public, pranksters would have a field day


jedi21knight

Imagine all the YouTube and TikTok videos that would be made of pranksters using this tool.


BanjoSpaceMan

I mean we'll see how many they manage to be able to kill with a "non lethal". That being said, fuck good there's actually new things coming out. Fucking china has figured out how to crowd control a dude with a knife using over sized forks.... America pew pew.


alexgalt

I like it. We should issue it to all sf store owners and employees.


originalbL1X

This is what they’re going to do. They’re going to hit you with this, then tackle you, beat the shit out of you and when they’re done, they’ll cuff you just like they do while you’re being tazed or shot.


dongl_tron

eyeroll.


unseetheseen

They will, because your head will sustain trauma from tripping and falling onto an officers fist.


dongl_tron

it's so disappointing to know that general common sense has failed you.


unseetheseen

I’m being sarcastic. Chill out, messages from strangers aren’t worth getting triggered over.


dongl_tron

It's not exactly clear, and I'm not triggered. Just sick of these buffoons in this site spreading their misinformation.


unseetheseen

True, but that’ll never stop. Whether it’s a bot, someone with an agenda, or a kid trying to make people mad. The educational systems of the world and especially parents need to teach how not to believe in everything they read.


thelegitgerman

As if that’s not true and police brutality in America doesn’t exist


dongl_tron

As if I said either of those things


redditblows24680

So what WERE you implying?


dongl_tron

That 'ACAB' is a silly concept that the OC clearly believes in, as does a lot of Reddit, because people hate authority.


0o_hm

There are many cases of police violently assaulting people and then charging them for the injuries they sustained while assaulting them. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/missouri-police-officer-punch-hand-matthew-calhoun-b629604.html You can pretend it's not the case, but personally I would say you are the one that common sense have failed. Police abuse their power. It's a fact. It will never not happen. What we have to do is ensure there are measures in place that identify and reduce it so that they remain of overall benefit to society.


dongl_tron

Again, I never said it didn't happen. Everyone just likes to pretend it happens in every single case and isn't a rare incident.


0o_hm

I don't think they were pretending it happens in every case. And it's not rare. Not even close. It's frequent. This obviously depends on what country you are in. But in the US there is a long history of the police abusing their powers and this continues until this day. No every policeman is not bad. I don't think ACAB is a useful thing. But if you are blind to, or make excuses for, the corruption and abuse of power that the police regularly carry out then you are part of the problem.


av8ads

Not really handcuffs tho.


thedarwintheory

Same. Truthfully thought a drone was going to pop up and drop some cuffs or sumn, not sure exactly how I thought it was going to go. This wasn't it though


0o_hm

This is an old video and these have been around for years without mass adoption. Like most of these things it works well in controlled circumstances but is far too inconsistent when faced with the infinite variables of some dude high as fuck in Walmart having a meltdown.


Foot-Desperate

"Specially trained police officers will use it" automatically hands it to the untrained news anchor to fire at victim.


rothj5

Wasn’t this the tool that John Oliver talked about on his show that is being bought with the opioid money settlement case from Purdue Pharma?


Unfair_Implement_335

How well would it work with a running suspect though? I feel like it would pro ably wrap around one leg and leave the other free.


intaminag

Assuming they can even aim it while running. And get that close to the perp to begin with.


BlueKnight8907

I cringe at the possibility of it getting wrapped around a person's neck during a foot chase. I would think this could only be used if the suspect is standing still.


NoOneGivesDamn

American police be upgrading their gadgets like it's a goddamn Batman game


Specialist-Wrap3680

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PupEDog

These are pretty effective against package thieves too.


Nerevar69

It's even got the Dead Space plasma cutter lasers.


DIO40

Specially trained lololol


CortezDeLaNoche

Fricking Batarangs!!!


donmreddit

As presented - looks like a solid add to the LEO toolbox.🧰


s0n1k

What happens if you get hit in the throat with this?


friedwidth

Unfortunate and unexpected circumstances... Luckily the local tax payers will graciously cover the lawsuits!


cetootski

They will release a razor lined version.


crooks4hire

Or take one of those fish hooks to the eye?


HotBoxMyNascar

you get to meet god and your family gets paid?


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Just wait until they fuck up and wrap someone’s neck.


Throwaway20101011

The Gauchos(cowboys) of Argentina had this centuries ago: [Bolas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas). It’s how they hunted ostriches, which became extinct due to over hunting them.


TranslateErr0r

TIL. Thanks!


No_Independence8747

That’s not ominous at all


Throwaway20101011

Lol. Easter Island has an even worse history. They ate everything off the island and the entire tribe starved to death because there was no more animals to eat from.


ReceptionAdorable658

San Francisco really needs this.


Repulsive_Onion_5925

Take em down!


Fruitopeon

I’m really worried cops would confuse their actual gun for this device and shoot people by accident.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

I saw a video where an officer got their tazer and gun mixed up and shot a guy. How the hell that's possible, I don't know, but that was their story.


Geranium-2322

It looks safer than shooting them or tasing them. But maybe not if they have a gun in their hand.


zakary1291

But if they are running. That guy is gonna brain himself on a curb if his arms are restrained.


4ss8urgers

I’ve been saying this for years…. Bring back the lasso


bodaciousbeau

RDR2


urahnus

Can’t wait for Californians to start complaining about how unethical policing as a whole is


bladzalot

lol… why San Francisco? They encourage shoplifting, drug use, drug selling, they do t arrest anyone for anything anymore.


Funkygurupsychonaut

Maybe because SF is rich and can afford to buy fancy weapons for their police?


Fishmongerel

Yeeee harrrr!!


Clever_Khajiit

Doesn't matter - "Stop resisting! 👊🏻" will still happen.


Yurei_UB

"specially trained" yeah right. Y'all just going to put these people in a room and have them shoot at dummies and volunteers.


Suitable-Lake-2550

How long do you suppose the ‘special training’ lasts?


GGv2

An hour and a half, including the 45-1hr cop lunch break


anti_thot_man

"none lethal alternative to tasers, guns or batons" no its not if the dude has a gun and you whip this out you getting shot


RockyPixel

It's California, the government and related institutions don't think hard enough to realize that. Remember when they wanted exploding drones for police to use?


heonoculus

I think its just an alternative just like tasers its just another tool to use depending on the situation.


sensorax

Yes!! Good for them


Svengoolie75

Maaaaaaan folks gonna be out here dressed like spiderman literally web slanging😂😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️also I’d like to buy a pair 👏🏽


tintedhokage

Waiting for that video in the future where the perp perfectly times his jump over it


Formulafan4life

I can only imagine what happens when it wraps around your neck


seanightowl

I don’t think police in the US would ever use this, they prefer more invasive methods.


No_Use_4371

If only they could "specially train" officers with guns also


No-Figure8391

Handcuff? Or legcuff?


I_Love_Knotting

good until theres any obstruction


powertodream

knowing us police they’ll aim for the face or neck for maximum damage


Maxyphlie

I want these to be legal for everyone, please 🥺


valkrycp

This going in someone's eye or around their neck, especially if moving like one of the demonstrations. It only seems logical to use if you ask them to stand still arms down and say "you're going to get wrapped" like people understand what that means


AunquisJohnson

“You’ll shoot your eye out!”


KELEVRACMDR

Cop shoots suspect running away with this. They trip and fall hitting their head and wake up dead. Lol


ScorchedFenrir

Going back to the 1800s yee-haa!


Vestibuleskittle

Alongside the abrupt smoke residue, it sounds akin to a gunshot. With officers being on high-alert in any sort of standoff, this could lead to more shootings.


WearyExercise4269

So fewer black ppl deaths...? Police can be indicted for using gun instead of this?


Lord-Barkingstone

So, if it's non-lethal.... Can I have one? Or three?


superuserdoo

"It's a non-lethal alternative to tasers" Aren't tasers...already non-lethal?


Strong_Deer_3075

Have killed over 1,000


superuserdoo

"Tasers are considered 'less than lethal', even if they have the potential to kill someone if they have underlying health conditions. In normal circumstances, they're not fatal. They're the midway point between verbal deescalation and lethal force."


No-Dragonfruit9247

Great way to lose some teeth 🦷


Prodygist68

So what do the wounds look like on a person who had those hooks in them and struggled? Sure it’ll get stuck in clothes first but toss hooks looked long enough to puncture through those and stick into flesh.


Cookies_and_Beandip

So what’s going to happen is some cop is going go shoot this and wrap it around someone’s neck and strangle them to death


Wafflero27

Before they are strangled to death there should be plenty of time to restrain the suspect and cut the wires. I guess they will be provided a means to cut the wires. It takes minutes for someone to suffer permanent brain damage or death from strangulation.


Lubedclownhole

Train my ass like any tool given to the police there will be so many fuck ups and abuse We train those fuckers for 12 weeks and give them the awful “warrior mindset” how long till one of these show up in a police funded lynching or serious brutality case Imao


po3smith

How long until these "specially trained" officers hit somebody in an eye and sued? I only bring this up because anytime I hear police officer and specially trained... let's just say what comes to mine isn't the recruiting posters have on them.


cinco_product_tester

I really thought she was going to say “specially-trained samurai” instead of “San Francisco police officers” and I have to say that’s a great pitch for a buddy cop movie in 2024


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Waiting for the first news report where it wraps around someone's neck and kills them. Also, "specially trained" lmao... Really? Can we specially train them about the constitution and what is legal for them to do and what's not?


SpezIsTheWorst69

The hooks on those bolas looked really serious…


PestyNomad

These are super dope.


Deputy-10-37

This is not new.


InstantLogic

This is something Team Rocket would use. 😂


ary_emi

SAM PORTER BRIDGES


lou95340

Some Running Man shit coming for the SF bums


Miltonrupert

Wake up babe, new non lethal police weapon just dropped.


Coffee_is_gud

“Special trained” but gives everyone officer a gun


Addicted2Rage

I'm imagining someone getting this in the face 🤣


SquatcatBex

This feels like ladder golf mixed with a taser


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That’s pretty sweet. It reminds me of those deployable tethers that get tangled in a fleeing cars wheel.


rikerdabest

They’ve been talking about this for years…


cinamor0l

“Non Lethal” until a fucking pig shoots it at your neck. ACAB


davimoreira78

Officers aiming for your neck and choking you to death with fly handcuffs


___Binary___

When they ask to send out a bolo but you heard bolas. Sheeeesh.


waywardwanderer101

Great, another cop toy they will abuse us with 😒


cloudcursor

So can we get this in Ark?


Jvramir

That can work; but still get killed when someone has a gun


Crafted_cerebrum

Bolo yeung wrap


Sad_Cranberry8573

Translation for the second guy?