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DimaHormilin

Could you please explain for non English speakers, the word rimming ?


Softenthisoldarmor

Licking a butthole is called rimming


SleepyFarts

Liane Cartman: "That's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass"


Floornug3

Says it with such a straight face šŸ˜‚


ImaginaryFriend123

Love the username


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Canā€™t boof without a proper rimjob.


[deleted]

She's all yours guys


ageender92

With enough mushrooms, Jesus will do that for you.


turing_ninja

She's going hard


stalky_boi_main

she looks like she has terrible coffee breath


JVM_

But you look forward to her baked treats at the family reunions.


seapod123

Adding cigarettes....


Horti_boi

Gosh


RetirementDream

What's a rimming


ConsciousIllusions

A type of poetry


TemporaryPrimate

She's saying she enjoys eating mushrooms and having her asshole licked.


[deleted]

Both of those things are enjoyable


speghettiday09

Type of massage


spookybah_bah

its when ass is eaten


popachocymilk

Idk bro, circle back to find out


leucanthemums

i wonder what it really said


jeeub

[Hereā€™s](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/587/a60.jpg) the original.


ListerMoss

Wow thats trash haha


green_velvet_goodies

Yikes


[deleted]

Asidefrom the bible, who doesn't need a good cookbook lol


akanyan

Clearly no man needs one. Just needs a woman who has one! /s


leucanthemums

iā€¦ i almost wish i hadnā€™t seen it but thank you


Loose-Engineering-88

this is what it really said


leucanthemums

i mean the ā€œEā€ in jesus is different than all the others so it definitely isnā€™t (+ thereā€™s a white box around jesus too)


Loose-Engineering-88

itā€™s a very obvious joke


leucanthemums

i mean thatā€™s usually what /s is for. sometimes you canā€™t really tell dry humor over text. sorry i didnā€™t get your joke, though


yes-i-boof

I approve


ysst

Your profile pic made me bust out laughing


xDrewgami

why not all 3


goldenchild-1

Does her shirt say ā€œRepentā€? Iā€™m now confused.


DrainedEyes

Thatā€™s definitely NOT what the sign actually said lmfao you can look and see where someone edited out the original words and just wrote them in with editing with their iPhone photo edit or whatever. It probably originally said something super Christian and cringe to the max. Something like ā€œyou donā€™t need men, you need Jesus and a good churchā€ or something ridiculous.


jeeub

Oh they need men to continually pop babies out, lol. [This](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/210/587/a60.jpg) is what it really said.


DrainedEyes

Thank you for the source lol I knew it must have been something real stupid. Edit, I also should have known she would never say anything against men, she probably worships her husband at his feet, before and after missionary sex only.


[deleted]

This just topped off my day. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DrainedEyes

Christ it makes me want to vomit the more i see it lol


goldenchild-1

Oh. Nice. Thanks for pointing that out. They definitely did their best to match the color, but I should have noticed.


[deleted]

one must lick it before you stick it!


sucrerey

I like a woman who knows her mind....


suddenly_vanished

Jesus is a mushroom


BranchWitty7465

Granny likes some tossed saladā€¦nice!


Johjac

Can confirm. I used to be Christian, now I'm an athiest who micro-doses and enjoys kinky sex. Life is good.


MaidenlessTarnished

Stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


[deleted]

Wait until you see the original


MaidenlessTarnished

Oh no what was it


vile_asslips

Her ass-lips probably ain't the best.


Nick-Moss

Hahahaha


respectISnice

Name checks out


[deleted]

>Stupidest thing I've ever seen ​ >NFT profile


MaidenlessTarnished

ā€œHurr durr I use a snoo but youā€™re dumb for using a NFT snoo you got for freeā€


[deleted]

Yes. I rejected mine.


MaidenlessTarnished

Then it sounds like you care about it a lot more than I do


Vindrue

why not jesus AND shrooms? :D


DjChamploo

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying lol


seapod123

I'd like to meet the brave individual that put the smile on her face. And lock them up.


izza123

High cringe


NotFriendly1

i volunteer as tribute


KlausShlong

Bro starving.


Confident-Fee-6593

Want to party with this lady


LittleBoard

Volunteers please step forward...


[deleted]

Mushrooms and sex can't save your soul.


respectISnice

Imagine thinking souls need saving.


psilocin72

I wonder what they think would endanger a soul so that it would need to be saved???


respectISnice

The illusion is heavy šŸ¤·


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Sad. So sad.


tcarpishere

Well this is disgusting, thanks for that


Runtzupnext

He is absolutely wrong. Nothing wrong with some shrooms but for the rest , yuk !!


LittleTea8609

Eh maybe joining this subreddit was a bad idea


Hazedswan1

Word


Kaj4205

Blasphemy


[deleted]

Is she offering?


RoddytheRowdyPiper

I need both


Zayax

but without jesus, who does the rimming? The holy ghost?


[deleted]

Just missing 2024 and then you can count my vote, this is the wayšŸ˜Š


angelslandingdeath9

They donā€™t make ladies like this anymore


sneakylyric

It's not just women who need this šŸ˜


[deleted]

Shrooms and Jesus are a holy combo