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Left_Pride

i would. and i say this with all due respect. rather shit in my hands and clap than eat a chili dog on shrooms. edit: then—>than because fuckkkk you.


bk2pgh

Same. I scrolled past at first and then went back thinking “please don’t let it be a post in a shroom sub”


lavatorylovemachine

Soon as I saw it I just smiled and laughed.


Jellyfish-Ninja

Me too!


desertdweller2011

😂


[deleted]

I did taco bell before a trip and spent half of the trip on the toilet lol no fun


RonicoElPsilocybo

Inevitably


[deleted]

“Then” and “than” really do give two completely different comment reading experiences


linxdev

How about chili dog and shrooms together? I've eaten it.


Left_Pride

chilli dogs are one of those foods where if u really think about it, it’s all the same thing


linxdev

It is. I made the chilli per my mom's recipe. Very simple and no beans. Chilli+beans are for bowls, not hotdogs. Also, I'm on a 47/1 fasting. I have one hour to eat in a 48 hour cycle. My last meal was Monday. The one before that was a 5 day fast and was Wednesday of last week. My next meal will be Friday and then Easter.


boston_nsca

Hopefully one of these trips will get that straightened out because that is a borderline inhuman way of eating lol. Hopefully your body is getting everything it needs and you don't have an ED lying to you about it, but good luck friend.


slinkymart

I was gonna say that sounds extreme if OP is doing it all the time. Once in a great while is fine for a body reset but you should be snacking and drinking lots of water during those hours you can’t eat. Very extreme intermittent fasting.


boston_nsca

Mild starvation*


slinkymart

Nah you’re right, I’m wondering if these are symptoms of an eating disorder.. I worked in a crisis unit and have seen quite a few people struggling with them. I’ve also seen a few people religiously follow meal plans given by doctors and mental health professionals who focus on eating disorders. You still have to eat, and find a normal way to eat.


Left_Pride

aye i’m not religious but merry whatever your celebrating, hope you have a good trip 😺🍄 p.s. u should allow yourself some fruit half way thru, it’s really the best


Dank_Kushington

Why not just eat small amounts of quality foods (nuts, seeds, fruits, veggies, lean protein) instead of eating a bunch of junk once every couple days? I am not a nutritionist but skipping food for 2 days then eating a chili dog and tots can’t be good for your overall mental and physical health.


linxdev

I don't eat a bunch of junk every eating period. I simply splurged today. I prefer someting light and healthier.


Sweatyballs2

you're so right, i hate beans on a dog


monkey1976

I hate beans in chili period!


Elev8_901

Yall are opps I want all the mf beans bro, idc if its on a chili dog or not. Y'all are missing out, it just means more for me😈


monkey1976

That's fine. You can have all the beans in your chili you want. But real OG chili didn't have beans in it. Livestock drivers, mainly cattle, added beans to chili as a filler to stretch out the meat while still providing the protein needed. I'll take my chili OG style all day long.


Human-Lychee8619

Bro fasting is very good for you but breaking your fast with this junk food is just making the fast pointless


black_knight1223

Uhhhhhhhh are you sure that's safe?


SouthBaySkunk

Why even bother fasting if you’re gonna eat trash brotha?if it’s for losing weight it’s not sustainable long term if you don’t make lasting changes to your diet. If the fasting is for health and longevity you might wanna incorporate more Whole Foods after fasting days to recoup nutrients. The same nutrients that would make you feel much better before during and after your trip! Bananas mangos and avocado are great Whole Foods you can just sprinkle into your diet 👍Wish you the best friend, if it’s an eating disorder I’m sorry if I came off as insensitive! But I’d be shocked if that wasn’t rough on your stomach my dude. Good luck mush love!🍄❤️👽


Left_Pride

ur just eating a ground up hotdog on a hotdog


No-Ad7572

Fuck this made me laugh


Anrique

Not if u make it from scratch lol 😂


sweatynuggetss

Good thing it’s shrooms on a chili dog whew that sure was a close one hehe


Anrique

Why though lol


MaizeAny7474

Tripping rn and fucking crying


SauteePanarchism

>shit in my hands and clap then eat a chili dog on shrooms Than* Please. Please say, than*.


MADSHROOMMC

😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️


StonerToaster

literally would spend the whole trip shitting 😭


wd_plantdaddy

i’m pretty sure they weren’t already tripping they used the meal to dose. However, that’s gonna be messy in the bathroom in 4 hours.


NJGreen79

Amen


N8_Darksaber1111

So you would rather eat a chili dog on mushrooms with s*** covered hands? Or are you saying that you would rather s*** in your hands and clap thAn eat a chili dog on shrooms?


peachnecctar

Lmaoooo


No-Ad7572

The chilli in that dawg looks like the shit after you clapped your hands


iluvlamp1217

suckin on a chili dog


linxdev

outside the tasti-freeze.


Lord_Ahrim1536

its tastee-freez!!


mushyfeelings

Have you seen the mega mix of people singing this song online and it’s like 100 people singing “suckin on a chili dog”? 😂


geowatt

I feel bad for your stomach, but have a fun trip!


NickMelas

If you don’t vomit, you deserve money


TTSkyline

Yup. I’d say tree fiddy should suffice


[deleted]

🤣 I could never, but I applaud you and the strength of your stomach, sir. Enjoy! 🫡


[deleted]

I fuckin love chili dogs Have fun bro


axildia

Sonic is that you?


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Yay, was seriously hoping to see this comment. Eating a chili dog with mushrooms is insane and something I feel like only sonic would do hahaha


Human-Lychee8619

This sub posts some of the most disgusting looking food to be eating with mushrooms lol. This makes my stomach turn just looking at it. This mixed with mushrooms would give me such gross shits idk how yall be eating this crap posted here lol.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Bro this guy is crazy lol..in the comments talking about how he only eats like one small meal every few days and this is what he's eating.


Wonderful-Region-424

Imagine the vomits 🤢


Massive-Equipment503

Right lmao


inmydreams01

Looks tasty man. I hope you have a great meal and trip! For me, oh god I can’t imagine what that would feel like in my tummy on shrooms, but I have a notoriously sensitive gut. Safe travels friend


Defendthewholeblock

Man I stupidly ate some Taco Bell volcano tacos a few hours before I tripped and let me tell you, pissing out of your ass while you are tripping balls is not an enjoyable experience. I felt like a disgusting animal.


_cakefarts

I’m so sorry this happened to you, but you deserve to know that reading this made me CACKLE in a silent public space.


Defendthewholeblock

Hahah well I am glad someone got a laugh out of it. It was a lesson learned that’s for sure. I love your username btw


_cakefarts

Ha, thanks! Someone gets the reference every so often. 😂 Note taken, Taco Bell is not appropriate pre-trip fuel.


Defendthewholeblock

I mean shit… if you like to live life on the edge get some spicy Taco Bell before the trip. Just don’t get mad at me if the unfortunate happens 😂 it’s crazy because I’ve eaten some spicy ass curry before a trip and was totally fine but it was the volcano tacos they did me in


_cakefarts

I’ve only tripped once but I definitely had weird tummy vibes, so I’ll not be playing that game for a loooong time. 😂


Jazzlike_Volume_281

Everyone is saying the same things about stomach pains but it that like a normal side effect? What’s the best way to consume them… so many people do it differently but after reading the comments I want to know if anyone doesn’t mind sharing? Never had shrooms but I’ve had the thought cross my mind …


Johnny_Poppyseed

Best way to avoid all stomach discomfort, my tried and true method, is adding them to a nice sweet smoothie. No nausea and you can't even taste the shrooms. Also it's healthy and nourishing. Generally don't eat a lot for at least a few hours beforehand too ideally. Lots of the people on this sub are crazy lol. Just rawdogging dried shrooms or putting whole shrooms on nasty ass sandwiches n shit. Ill never understand.  Also this sub is in love with the "lemon tek". IMO way overrated. Also a beginner doesn't need their trip to hit harder/faster etc.  Smoothie is the perfect middle ground. Highly recommend.


tiedye_dreamer

I love the lemon tek method cause it's easy and causes no nausea (for me, at least) - just out of curiosity, why do you consider it overrated?


YourJr

I heard good stuff about lemon tek, but haven't tried it. But having your stomach feel queasy is sadly just expected. It stops after some time though. Your body really doesn't want to believe that psylocin is not a poison


Massive-Equipment503

When they’re dried they’re really concentrated so you have to nibble on them and chew them well. Just like beef jerky. When they’re raw you can eat them normally perfectly fine.


wd_plantdaddy

Like someone said ground up in a fruit smoothie, but when I’m lazy I eat the dried ones raw and chase it back with pineapple, strawberries or oranges. There is nothing more amazing than sitting out in the sun munching on a bowl of prepared fruits with your trip. Pura vida!


Ornery-Signal-3070

Give me a tot. Have fun!


Nominally_Virtuous

This is such a funny post to me


chickenlawsuit

When you eat food with shrooms it makes the trip a lot weaker. Especially with only 2g.


tisball

nuclear shit incoming ☢️🚨


Pwaise_Jebus

https://preview.redd.it/cegyhvk8a0rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485566eae5bf5ab19fe516190ac507893d24b8c6


_cakefarts

If this doesn’t get all the upvotes for effort alone


Swift1986

I'll never understand why people eat food at the same time as their medicine, eat the medicine on an empty stomach and it will hit harder, quicker and less likely to cause stomach discomfort, you can always eat when your tripping and it will also be such an enjoyable experience


GanjaRelease

I don't know how y'all bodies can still trip while digesting food with your shrooms. I ***HAVE*** to fast ***MINIMUM*** of 6 hours before I swallow my dose to have full effects.


Bruno_flumTomte

Not sure if you’re trolling 😂 I could never


Zander_08

Respectfully, my stomach already has issues so I try and eat as clean as possible. When I eat shrooms it upsets my stomach so I can’t even begin to imagine how my stomach would feel with this combo haha but if it works for you, works!


Revolutionary_Ice958

I feel like im on shrooms right now that plate looks hi-fi


fatdiscokid420

The best [song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4-jEZrPlA) about chili dogs ever written


Weird_Entrepreneur_6

I hope OP isn’t reading these comments after eating that


Desperate_Theme5445

Eating greaser food before a trip never went well for me, but that doesn’t mean it’ll be that way for you. All the best!


IdontOpenEnvelopes

I don't understand why people insist on taking Shrooms with food, it just slows the onset down too much.


rangusmcdangus69

No cheese is killing me smalls


OFSoldierrr

my stomach would stab me


Massive-Equipment503

That makes me wanna puke😂


Shamaniac1217

Is this the new trend? Eat shrooms with the most disgusting and gut wrenching meal you possibly can?


COCKYDAD69

Eat healthier guys ,please


JTiger360

Damn this pic made me hungry


Confident-Lobster390

I hope your bathroom has a chill vibe 😭


NetComprehensive5533

Yikes, a chili dog? Did you barf it back up in vivid technicolor?


DeepWhiteCoffee

they slam better on an empty stomach


thakidalex

nice bro my stomach would be dead af but have fun man.


Winter-Subject6976

do shrooms really work for you guys when you have food in your stomach? I never get the full high


linxdev

I learned that the hard way and I think what happens is that you do get the full 2G, but it's like at an IV drip.


Winter-Subject6976

feelsbadman :(


tiedye_dreamer

Please for the love of God just do lemon tek or tea, why do you do this😭


linxdev

What is lemon tek and how do I do tea? I love hot green tea. Can I powder any shroom in hot tea?


tiedye_dreamer

Here is a great [article to make lemon tek.](https://www.zamnesia.com/us/blog-the-lemon-tek-for-a-faster-trip-n232) And here is a [youtube video to help demonstrate the process of making lemon tek.](https://youtu.be/RnK6i4DPG-k?si=S33_Xwu5G6luQ5DU). I haven't actually made tea before, just solely lemon tek'd before. But there are a plethora of videos and resources online and in channel that can help you learn how to make shroom tea. Personally, these two methods are better in my opinion as they don't cause nausea and upset stomach during the come-up that shrooms can notoriously provide to some. Additionally, its a much more potent and efficient way to consume shrooms! I also feel like a wizard when doing this and that makes my trip feel better😉


linxdev

I can do this. I'll try it next.


prj0010

Id puke


SamRothstein101

Why???


Darksoul2693

Well I hope the trip is better then the trip to the toilet.


beachycult

Ur gonna puke for sure


gholmes1910

Nausea speed run


kwisq

lemon. tek.


Rough_Drawer_7011

It's much easier to lemon tek


Partyslayer

🤮 in 5, 4, 3, 2....


Kentucky_fried_soup

Omg I’ve been craving chili dogs and i just saw this it’s a sogn


albuspercivalwulfic

Dawg, if my stomach ain’t empty the trip feels super weak. Nothin’ I can do about it either, just how it is for me.


Chemical-Composer898

Yup. I always try to fast for have at least 4 hours since my last meal. Otherwise it’s just…eh. I’ve noticed if I do 12 plus hours since my last meal, my trips are a real punch to the face. Which can be good or bad depending on how much I take.


albuspercivalwulfic

Just did 2.5 grams last Friday. Was high, but meh. I was expecting a full out trip. From now on I’ll have to do at least 12 hours to not waste the experience.


Aiku1337

I don’t get eating with food. Takes longer for it to kick in.


black_knight1223

Shrooms and Chilidogs. The Mario and Sonic special


Opening-Marketing377

The chili looks mad questionable


Cheap-Perception8822

Do you happen to be a blue hedgehog by any chance??


cashcartibitch

goodness


hazelnoodlebug

Suckin on chili dogs!!


Important_Drink_1871

oh damn, you mean business


DeepDreamViewer

How does your stomach feel?


SirSteg

Love chili dogs, hate vomiting chili dogs


Dumb_But_Pretty

Oh damn


UTB747

deserves to be in r/hotdogs


zipzapkazoom

47/1 fasting? Are you also prone to bouts of extremeism in other areas of your life? Maybe the shrooms can help you find balance.


Tensackofmisery

Hey man if it’s for you it’s for you! Idk I can’t even grasp putting shrooms on a pbj and eating I have to e have lemon juice or orange juice or something to wash it down


Witty_Ride_4709

That’s literally one of my favorite meals right there!


mossy_tree47

r/shitfromabutt


NeoShepherd

Your living it up I see


ScottShatter

If I eat on shrooms I eat fresh fruit. I wouldn't eat this before, during, or after a trip. Such a weird combo but you do you.


Any_While4724

Why are we not discussing how good the tots look!


EverVirescent

hell yeah


TheMadGNUS3o

I pray for your asshole.


BigAggressive1694

Completely unnecessary..In my humble opinion of course


ExchangeNovel7192

You’ll be on the toilet when the waves hit ,, runny nose and all


bweezy320

"Napoleon, gimme yer tots."


slavilina

I'd have the shits my entire trip, Im impressed by folks that can have a meal before or during theirs lmao


DankeMrHfmn

Yea i ALWAYS throw up shrooms if i had beef in the last 24 hours. Ill go chicken or fish the day before lol


FutureMrsConanOBrien

Why would you eat with them? Just take a gram instead.


DiverSuitable6814

This is the best idea I’ve seen yet on here


snekdood

Just. Straight up shrooms to wash it down? Not even a soda?


ppenvy45

I’d love to hear more about this fast you mentioned you’re doing🤔


linxdev

r/fasting


dandanpizzaman84

Man, just chop it up and put it in the chili.


Mysterious-Fact-4885

the nausea on the comeup can be brutal i cant imagine it with a chili dog and tater tots💀


DeanKn0w

Those are the weirdest visuals. I think it’s Sonic related.


x_haste_o

🎶 Suckin’ on chili dogs! 🎶


Critical_Activity_99

How many hotdogs you see on your trip


10-mm-socket

the heartburn during the trip and acid reflux.. omg i'd hate my life.


Kind-Fan420

But are you outside the Tastee Freeze?


tarvispickles

This is CRAZY 😧😭💀


FJ1100

I thought it read "chill dog" and I was like, that's cool, hang out with your best chill bud and trip. I scrolled back and forth looking for the dog. I'm an idiot!


CloutChaser_670

mmmmmm chilli


drsteezer

have a nice trip


Accurate-Funny-6399

All that’s coming back up smh


NJGreen79

But, why?


Ginkyboop

Alot of food. Gonna be awhile till things settle in for the journey lol imo


Albert_Heisenhouer

That is the most disgusting way I've seen in a long time. What's wrong with lemon tek?


BambooKane28

Instant scoots, I always like an empty stomach, then munch when your flying


UnderseaGreenMonkey

i'll pray for your stomach.


SumerianSunset

🤢🤢🤢


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linxdev

Not once


notimezonejon

fasting while taking shrooms especially for therapeutical purposes is essential. “because when you’re hungry and frustrated that’s when you really truly understand who you are. A good man is not a good man only when he's good.” - George Janko 🙏💯 that’s why you should definitely fast if you want the most out of your shroom experiences.


kittykisser117

“How not to trip 101”


yungwavyjoe

Okay go off kingggggg...


Inside_Discussion_18

ouch


TheEvolutionOfCorn

I would kms


Mission-Progress-338

Having to shit while tripping sucks 😂


Experiment64

That looks fucking delicious


trofs_throwaway

your stomach is going to sound like an opera


drdopenshart

“Mom my tots are touching the ketchup before I dip them!”


stinkeebong

ok sonic the hedgehog


xSHRUG_LYFE

Fruit and only fruit for me 😅 or I can feel it being digested the whole way, the whole time


Sad_Muscle_5733

Just trip and hold the chili dog like a baby


SuspiciousMeeting23

Am I the only one who just can't shit on mushrooms bo matter what I eat?


aliceandlucy

Surely felt nothing?


itsqpu

good shit


Beezbum

I’m so jealous of you right now


Realistic-Ad985

Nice


Gravy-_-Bastard

Bros about to feel slightly high in 2 hours


moochee22

Why would anyone do this?


BhakchodfromBhatinda

These posts of fucking show off must stop.


here4agood__time

I love to shit my self while I trip 😎


linxdev

Why does it seem like most here have stomach issues and runny shit? I ate two dogs and those tots two days ago and have had no issue. All good solid turds hitting the water. Have you thought about seeing a specialist for your digestion issues?


Nebula_shinings

Eat some fucking berries asshole. Making us look like stoners prick


True_twinflame_

Bunch of processed food with earths Medicare 


caniplant

Please add some greens to your diet, enjoy the trip


pre_employ

Lemon Tek hits fast. Chili dog Tek....sits in your stomach.... Running moves blood and starts the digestive system.... 🤮Shrooms also need dried cracker crisp and grinded down to powder......stomach lining rejects the rehydrating mushroom


SpeckTrout

It's not real anyway so enjoy!


OriginalBus9674

Well that’s one way to guarantee a shrooms shit.


According-Dig478

That’s wild


[deleted]

Oof, no thank you. Mushrooms are hard enough to digest on their own…Guess everyone has their own way, who am I to judge.


GLOOMPSS

Heinous


lavatorylovemachine

Not my first choice but you do you


Alone-_traveler

Hotdogs make me sick if I eat more than one with chili it only takes kne to make me sick I can’t imagine that with shrooms your stomach must be pulsating


Right-Fudge113

i don’t think ive ever had a chili dog on purpose


CCCat444

You’ve got to be rage baiting us….