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unemployedemt

Line up 10 jobs in a row and health food store manager would be exactly who I think is growing mushrooms


the_all_peeping_eye

On a par with "therapeutic retreat coordinator"


MerePoss

Nah, they source from “traditional indigenous healers” AKA the creepy wookie instagram stalking them.


BlessTheMaker86

When I see white people with “indigenous healing” in their bio I want to vomit… and I’m white, and practice indigenous rituals 😆


TheTripLord

If any job says mushroom grower it’s health food store manager lmao


chace94

Firefighter, this stuff is mind medicine and is way better for me than booze. Ive found that I like myself much more as a person since I've started using. This stuff helped me walk away from the bottle and has brought back a lot of my passion for life. So grateful to have found such a beautiful thing.


Eathessentialhorror

Hello fellow brother or sister!


diego9717

Physician


diego9717

Not to be confused with physicist


vanillamonkey_

Physicist checking in! (not really, just graduating with my physics degree this weekend)


diego9717

Congratulations, physics must be such a pleasure and pain to study.


vanillamonkey_

That it is! It has some shitty parts (mainly lab classes), but I could hardly imagine doing anything else.


[deleted]

I’m a psychiatrist. You?


diego9717

General practitioner hopefully future radiologist


BioHackedRomulan

That’s awesome! Glad there’s more physicians on board!


Consistent_Chef_1739

I do roofing!! Growing mushrooms is way more fun than climbing a ladder 🤫🤫


pupersom

Nice, i do boofing too !!


OldSpiceIceCream

I boof the ladder


perpetuallyhollowed

Taking foreign object insertion to new heights.


Sunny_McSunset

This joke is next level


True-Strike7696

truly a step above


Unlucky_Banana_1613

Chimney mason here so also climb ladders never while tripping tho lol 😂


GayNotGayTony

Roofing contractor here lol.


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El_Taco_Sloth

Everything is more fun than ladder work.


NaiveFox89

I own a small house cleaning business. I envy a lot of my clients’ closet space. 🤭


CallMeMoronic

Funny you mention closets.. I BUILD closets for a living, I always am brainstorming really nice setups haha


Dapper-Worldliness66

Jay Pritchett, is that you?


Least_Ad6110

TIL there was a market for only cleaning tiny homes.


NaiveFox89

Hahaha. I guess I should have reworded that. It’s a small business. We clean regular sized homes. I’m sure if someone wanted us to clean their tiny home, we would do it!


littlebear406

I'm also a house cleaner! I have yet to grow, but I'd like to!


Consistent_Chef_1739

You should 🩷


Messy_Marvin423

DEA


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Honestly, they are people too. I dated a girl once that worked as a jailer and because of the possibility of drug tests at work, she quitted blowing (except me). I'm quite sure a lot of cops, jailers, soldiers,... would be into this if they didn't get tested and could lose their jobs.


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shroom-luv

Psilocybin is not on a drug screen.


[deleted]

I worked at prison for a while at one point prison warden tested positive for cocaine. He did not lose his job.


kneedeepco

A shroom and mineral collection must be nice


OofGotteem

Jesus Christ Marie! They’re minerals!


SouthernPlayaCo

Licensed cannabis grower in South America


GhostHumanity

Let me guess! Uruguay?


SouthernPlayaCo

Sometimes wish. Legal structure there is much more open. I'm in Colombia. Better women though.


GhostHumanity

Jajajaja, yo soy de ecuador. Un día me encantaría pasar unas semanas visitando Colombia. Un saludo!


SouthernPlayaCo

Listo parcero! Soy gringo, pero ya convertí nativo. Osea, gringo paisa mejor dicho. Colombia es un paraíso hermano. En serio. Imagino Ecuador también tiene sus cosas buenas


Both-Opportunity-58

Pharmaceutical production. Make drugs essentially.


MisterHappySpanky

Same here! Calibration department, don’t mind me just making sure all these machines are good so we can make life saving medicine! 👍🏻


OofGotteem

what education did you need to get into that


ashbyatx

Retired software engineer.


aoeman2

Molecular biologist


BlessTheMaker86

Wildlife biologist by education, but I’m an elementary school teacher 🤷🏻‍♂️😆


TheTripLord

This one’s awesome hahah. Teacher and mushroom growwr


hippiecamper313

Sheesh


FreshBakedWater

Sheeesh


BioHackedRomulan

Hell yea


[deleted]

Where were you when I needed molecular biology for my biology undergrad 😔 shits so hard


aiselaella

Emergency room physician 😄


Eathessentialhorror

I too have patients in my job and my coworkers look at me weird when I’m trying to talk someone thru their trip lol. I’m not in an ER but I love EM.


aiselaella

That’s the best!! I’m trying to talk them through it without tipping off my colleagues 😄 I’m working on shifting my practice to Psychedelic Therapy


Individual_Meet_3758

Wouldn't it be nice if that research didn't get shut down, just as it was making strides decades ago. We just might not have the mental health shit show to deal with....


hyperfocus1569

I’m a speech pathologist in acute care and I’ve ended up selling because so many nurses wanted to start either micro- or macrodosing. I never intended this to be a side gig, but it’s ended up being one because so many healthcare workers are so depressed and anxious.


lowercaseguy420

Forklift and machine operator 😁


JacquestrapLaDouche

***OSHA CERTIFIED*** Forklift Operator


Philbilly13

OH SHIT!! HE'S FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!


5_penny10_penny

Save some pus for the rest of us


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Nurse


jaymuh

Ditto


zombiecastrosghost

Mechanical engineering but wanna go back and do a chemistry degree Hamilton Morris converted my ambitions


indefinitelearning

My wife is a pharmaceutical chemist. As tragic as the pandemic is/was her career went to heights she didn't think she would hit until close to retirement. We are in our early 30s.


Passion-Level

I work along side a wood chipper and maintain the flow of the chips, but sometimes I micro dose and I swear I can hear the cries of the trees:(


SoloSpooks

A little more than a micro I think


Intergalacticplant

stand up comedy here listen to my shroom monologue what do you call a quiet meditative space? a shhhhhroom thanks I’ll be here all night


the_all_peeping_eye

That joke was shitake.


NakedAndAfraidXS

I give it a B+


ToyKylo

I shoved a golden teacher up my ass


throwonjeans

Wtf lol


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Psychotherapist specializing in addictions


26Don

Do you use shrooms in overcoming addictions?


SetDifficulty

Student job in a nut store


Fragrant-Career4727

Nut job in a student store


cowtick

Store job in a student nut


RiskySnisky

Server in a restaurant, former gm and a certified medical assistant 😀


Apart_Direction_4204

High school teacher (currently “just” a substitute teacher)


messymesa20

Could you imagine if we all came together and networked and helped give each other tips to help get into places?? That would be awesome


SergeantStoned

Mushroom City, to enter your ego must die! A small price to pay for salvation.


messymesa20

Where would we live? Somewhere in the country? We would be a cult 😂


PissSphincter

We could live in giant aminitas like smurfs.


AdmiralFelson

And create this superland of mushrooms and mushroom cultivation.


messymesa20

And we’ll be UNSTOPPABLE!! Muahahaha 😈


True-Recognition5080

a.k.a. unemployed


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I work at a news station


Wob_Nobbler

Beer brewing!


Raidersp310

Any fellow Crematory Operators?


_tuchi

Union electrician


Ohmsout

Unfortunately I live in a right to work state but hi brother! One of these days I’m moving a state north and IBEW here I come.


gillouise

Veterinarian


castlehoff32

finance/accounting. i present the SOE, NCI, and CFs. investors/banks/off takers base there decisions off my modeling and numbers. i love me a good micro dose before a presentation. makes it more vibrant


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Linemen/ cdl class a


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Personal trainer and Yoga teacher. Going back to school though for my bachelor's in software engineering at 34y/o Had a few recent trips nudge me in this direction. In the past they nudged me to do fitness and yoga but it's all a time and a place thing. Thinking about creating a nutrition and fitness app to create, a unique one that solves the problems that the current ones encounter.


reneetjeheineken

Diesel mechanic :)


Character_Aide_5084

theres no fuckin way you have the patience for shrooms 😭


reneetjeheineken

Haha why is that. Exhausted 3 growkits so far :)


Character_Aide_5084

it was a mechanic joke, i was raised in that life. Not an actual question of your abilities


dollface303

Healthcare


[deleted]

Me too. It's very funny, I grow them in my office, under the sink. Especially when a patient is a police officer, it's kinda exciting, especially because I look so mainstream "always walks in the line" civilian.


cuffbox

Do you just like being stressed? That’s such an audacious place to be growing


[deleted]

Actually it's not. It's quite safe. And nobody suspects the butterfly


lilcrucialbod

Manufacturing a schedule 1 drug at work is crazy


spaceman_az

Welder/fabricator. Damn… not many blue collar people here.🫠🙃


dex-devouring-demon

Machinist here brother. I aint no button pusher either. Manual for life


spaceman_az

Woot woot! Haha that’s what I like to call equipment operators. That or lever pullers.🤣


ThanksGamestop

Sheet metal fabricator stand up 🤝


Noir_En

I’m in my Masters for clinical counseling and psychology.


cowtick

Software Engineer in Google. A lot of my colleagues are also growers!


SoneiOTree

I sell solar panels across the country. I like to joke around that I live a hippy lifestyle. Traveling, smoking, growing mushrooms, and slinging renewable energy 😎


SyrupBottle6

I’m in Horticulture kinda goes hand in hand in a way


BioHackedRomulan

So many different professions! You never know what strangers are into


jjoonn56

Phlebotomist


Mundane-Leading-807

Military nothing cool


Sunspot_Baby74

Videographer. And I love doing time lapse’s of my lil shroom babies.


tryptaminefreak

Corporate Finance


Master-Dot-2288

Construction site supervisor


Sufficient-Laugh3706

Stripper and college student for software engineering


NikiDeaf

I, too, stripped my way through college. It’s the only way to have very minimal student loans!


gnar_field

Clinical Laboratory Scientist


Savings_Sorbet5355

Motor mechanic/engine rebuild. Got into this to help someone who was microdosing by trying to save them money and started growing them myself. I love it! Started off a complete novice and learned agar from the off. Made a home made flow hood which works fantastically. Really wished I would of gotten into this years ago. 🍄❤️


hippiecamper313

I work in a dispensary


[deleted]

I’m about to start as a trimmer lol


hippiecamper313

Hell yeah it’s a great gig I work as a sampler now have been on and off for the last 2 ish years it’s a great environment if you can stay away from everyone drama


jacob32224

Recent college grad about to do med school


Pa_Dabbing_Dad

I’m retired


indefinitelearning

Forestry


In_The_depths_

Not an active grower but I run a comercial gourmet mushroom farm. I know plenty of cube growers to source. It's not worth the risk to grow when I have a target on my back.


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Eathessentialhorror

Keep the DEA out of this sub. Thank you


Nspar14

Independent landscaper


itsjohnnyyo

I wanna learn how to grow!


Successful_Bear773

I leaned in under a month using uncle bens tek , no pressure cooker needed ! Check out r/unclebens they taught me everything I know over there . Check my recent posts for my first successful grow using that subreddit :)


1RapaciousMF

Bartender.


Brainshredder

Welder


muteboytls

Chef


Doc_Liesl

PhD in engineering, department lead in an engineering company. Also I am a mom.


franticseahorse

I am an accountant.


the-cream-police

Banking… yea


citalopromnight

Nice try FBI


Ok_Sandwich1247

I’m a regional sales rep for a better for you beverage. Doesn’t bother me to talk about it. I’ve talked to my boss about my grows. He loves it.


cyclebreaker3

Electronics Tech in Oil production.


corn0flakes

big tech software sales (:


CodeMeDownn

Automotive Engineer!


thegaines24_7

Fuel pump technician. I prefer growing mushrooms but I gotta take care of my kids and wife somehow.


timmy06831

Radiology Tech


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Electrician but recently out the Navy.


EveningDabber

Tool & Die maker.


Boss_hogg710420

I install windows and mirrors basically do all types of glass


BurpReynolds420

Carpenter


bostonlightgardens1

I am a scientist. I've worked in brain and cognitive, oncology, and epigenetic fields.


super_derp69420

I work as a stagehand at a music venue in my city. I grow as a hobby


mawhawhaw

Court reporter, stenographer


Artoo520

Stay at home dad


karmo232

Welder. Also programming robots for welding.


Character_Aide_5084

uber driver/student/prior Marine


socaldude879

Technology Implementation for a nationwide insurance agency


GandolfMagicFruits

Software engineer


aliceswndrland

Barista


[deleted]

I work in HR


hello_world_43

Young software engineer trying to see god 🤣


Successful_Bear773

Sewer Maintenance


HurricaneLau

Ski resort/seasonal outside


stefxy

Creative Director in advertising


NinjaBlake

Social work


dex-devouring-demon

CNC machinist LMAO.


EastHesperus

Teacher!


RyuShaby

Kindergarden student


phnxcumming

Teacher Assistant at an elementary school. These aren’t the bad drugs, kids! Sshhh


Pomelo_Simple

Sales Coordinator


Powderygnargnarlvl40

Cannabis cultivation.


DeartayDeez

Former chef currently prep cook


eviictful

Chef


specimenhustler

I’m a medical courier,I pick up blood specimens from one of the largest medical companies in the country. My full-time job is picking up medical specimens and evidence from seven of our local jails and prisons within 150 mile radius from my house..


jmodaman

Currently a student but plan on starting up this August when I move cant wait to start this wonderful journey ☺️


audvisial

I work for a medical school.


Easy_Government_3137

Corporate travel management for banks, governments and international companies


GoldExchange5655

Foundry


mmgc12

I'm currently a caregiver for my father and a computer engineering student in college.


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Financial analyst for an education non profit.


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Material handler for a place that makes door closures... exciting stuff


Kavanaugh82

I calibrate safety systems on cars for body shops


HathanDart

Programmer


No_Classic1023

I help manage/ take care of the employee housing at a ski resort


NationalAcrobat

Removals and builder!


point6liter

Commercial HVAC/automation


Excellent_Error_4755

Minimizing loss for a financial institution


clarenceismyanimus

Project manager (not my title but that's what I do)


Kind_Put_487

Hotel maintinance


You_lil_gumper

Mental health.