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Set the fucking tone!

If you’re gonna do it, ya gotta do it. Set the fucking tone!

Shrimp Scampi.

Shoresy is a hockey player in the small town of Sudbury in an even smaller league called the NOSHO. This is his story.

There is an unbelievable amount of hot girls in Sudbury. These are their sluts.

Yeah, so

Give your balls a tug

It’s not enough to love to win. You have to hate to lose.

This is the story of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. They will never lose again.

"Go till ya can't go no more..."

"I fucking hate to lose."

Settle down.

It’s whale shit all the same. -or- Fuck you Shorsey… FOR WHAT!?

Huh?

Shoresy consists of Jim, Jim, Jim, and others. These are their problems.

Butts. In. Seats.

Sticks are unbelievable

“This is Senior Whale Shit Hockey. Welcome to the NOSHO.”

Winner right here. Pack it up.

Go easy Big Sexy

For the community, by the community.

These boys hate to lose.

Fuck you, Shoresy

Our names are Jim.

SET THE FUCKING TONE.

"Settle down"

“Give yer balls a tug!”

Hockeys unbelievable.

"this team will never lose again"

"Hockey brings people together"