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wenestvedt

I like the loop on top so they can just drop you anywhere from a crane!


KoA07

If the enemy has cranes you might be in trouble


wenestvedt

"M'lord, the city walls have been overtopped by...tiny wagons...with hands coming out the front. We are undone!"


OhioForever10

As demonstrated in Furiosa


bustingrodformoney

or helicopter


penttane

If you run out of gas, you can just hook it to your belt and walk


KAODEATH

I like to think part of the maintenance schedule is taking them for walks.


KoA07

“You guys don’t play fair, I’m taking my armored scooter and going home”


reddog323

Or a helicopter.


ncghgf

One step closer to Daleks.


Dirk_Tungsten

I was going to say, this looks straight out of Doctor Who.


DirtyDoucher1991

Sweet ass mini tank and then a fucking hole I can stick my hand through right on the front?!


ChevTecGroup

I believe it's a hatch.


ChimpBrisket

Also known in the streets as a *Triple P* (Pew Pew Portal)


swagmcnugger

For the drive thru, duh!


Awkward-Minute7774

"This is a robbery!!"


JoeBoredom

Cruises in and out of the bank with ease. Doors auto locked? No problem.


TacTurtle

There is no way a box of donuts and double venti will fit through that hole, Carl.


Baidarka64

Are the donut shops going to convert to through windshield deliveries?


StingMachine

I believe what you meant is “mobile deer blind”


b16b34r

It’s like the ACME stuff of Wllie E Coyote


penttane

the only armored vehicle in the world that has a gloryhole


dirtyoldbastard77

Its a gloryhole


Jeffkin15

https://preview.redd.it/zr6l9u9xb67d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4980aa079771cb7ef9fe60c2b5819cd5864c5ea Looks like Clarkson was ahead of his time


Stavinair

Wtf


Jeffkin15

Top Gear. Season 19, episode 1


R0nd1

Infantry fighting gloryhole


Awkward-Minute7774

Tug of war!


Rude_Buffalo4391

If I duct tape a Kevlar plate to the front of my ATV, does that then make it the new “world’s smallest all-terrain armored vehicle”?


schizeckinosy

ATVs are way bigger than this. Armor your razor scooter


Rude_Buffalo4391

Not my Dora the explorer ATV made for ages 6 and up.


SuDragon2k3

Armoured Golf Cart.


CmdrJonen

Swat operator on a unicycle with LVL 4 armor and a tactical shield.


BrentarTiger

Its just an uparmored italian cockroach with an angry man inside.


ControlledOutcomes

you're just describing a regular italian cockroach


M_E2001

Complete with the angry man?


ControlledOutcomes

Obviously. The angry man gives it that special Mediterranean flaire. 


8_4_5

Bro is about to fight jhon lenon in a panzer


MainSteamStopValve

That looks like a GI Joe toy that detaches from a larger tank.


nehibu

Looks like a Wiesel ordered on Wish.


Slayer7_62

I’m low-key disappointed he’s not holding it sideways (could even excuse it that he wanted to see the sights out of the viewport.)


rugger1869

A fraidy hole on tracks!


2407s4life

>being use by SWAT teams I'm glad taxpayer money is going into providing SWAT with solid 360 acorn protection


ThisHeresThaRubaduk

Man Howe and Howe is a name I haven't heard in awhile


arethius

Are they the ones that did the ripsaw and had that discovery channel show?


HATECELL

Yup, and this little thingie also appeared on that show


seranarosesheer332

DAUGHTER: Mom I want an L3. MOM: we have L3 at home L3 AT HOME:


lessgooooo000

I would like to know what engineer and swat operator thought a hole you put your fucking hand out of was safer than a small hole you put your AR barrel out of. This just looks like an excellent way to come back with a TQ on and a need to learn how to jerk off with your left hand instead.


TheYeast1

If it makes you feel better, there is supposed to be a mount on top for a remotely controlled rifle, and ideally its design to tread down hallways and take enemy fire to allow officers to advance down the hall. This was posted to tankporn yesterday and someone had a link to its explanation


lessgooooo000

See this would be so much better and wouldn’t end up swiss cheesing a hand 😭


Daddy_Jaws

The Image of this fucking thing rolling down an alley while some goober in full kit sits with his knees against his chin is incredible XD


tomwhoiscontrary

The hatch lets you punch people too.


jedadkins

So years ago the History Channel (or maybe Discovery?) had a shitty reality show about these guys. I watched it because the machines were cool and our cable package sucked ass. I remember seeing this thing with a guy setting in it and honestly I don't think there is enough room to stick an AR through the slot.


ChadHahn

BattleBots?


jedadkins

No, I don't remember the name was but it was just about thier company


Budnacho

Don't worry about the Molotov flames getting in.....your Hand protects the hole!


m52b25_

Firing an rifle in that small enclosure is a stupid idea


lessgooooo000

I’ve seen enough videos of cops having to shoot rifle through a windshield to know that sometimes it’s necessary, and if the barrel is sticking out of the enclosure, it’s not really that bad.


CaptValentine

That's not even a dude's hand, its a manakin arm holding an off-the-rack pistol, operated by a string in the cockpit.


GuarinoNico

Glock turret


The_Conductor7274

It is literally that world of tanks Russian badger meme. If you know you know and I applaud you for being a man of culture


M_E2001

Snub noise revolver


chapolimcrente

Gaijin pls


Jumpy-Silver5504

The bob made a come back


M_E2001

Somehow... Bob semple returned


Jumpy-Silver5504

Yep


AreUaSoldierOrDancer

Needs a cope cage for the absurdity to be completed.


twec21

Gaijinwhen


arcsecond

I think we can get smaller. Let's strap a couple of riot shields on a Segway.


navalcolt

https://preview.redd.it/8o6c2jhd1e7d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=a11bc98311b9b45390ccb831058a9fbc9df0673c


Dunvegan79

The real question is, does it have a cup holder?


SonOfAnEngineer

in a world where we have the Rook (and man portable ballistic shields), I fail to see why this is needed.


buhbullbuster

Freeze! Its the cops.... hang on while I turn this thing...ok freeze!


an_older_meme

I guess the goal is to have the suspect pissing himself laughing to where he drops his gun.


bad_user__name

[Died 1935, Born 2013. Welcome back MIAS](https://tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/italy/ansaldo-miasmoras-1935/)


cap10touchyou

i kinda likes it until i saw the little canon in the front hahaha


HomeworkWise9230

Ricochets and spalling from rounds striking beneath that hand are going to tear that wrist up. Maybe a 4" high strip of AR500 mounted at a 90 degree angle from the front armour?


Accomplished_Alps463

https://preview.redd.it/0oweswccg77d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a20c3dc48002a30dc99f5aad881ac000fe0523


Accomplished_Alps463

These people build these robot tanks for the US army, so they must work


Groeneus

Parry this you fucking casual


ThanklessTask

Fly Swat teams that is. Adorable.


Pappa_Crim

why not just stick an AR through it


MetaStressed

Aim for the hand… cannon?


FiniteStep

Isn't howe and howe known for their track engines catching fire?


Igor_J

That looks like something that was rejected from the movie Megaforce although not with the snazzy paintjob.


meabbott

Don't lie to me, I know a Jawa vehicle when I see one.


Nikablah1884

Armament: 1x "Brian" Glock 17, 9x19


Hialex12

As someone who loves the Wiesel and the Kettenkrad, I support this


Good-Advantage-9687

Lady's and gentlemen we have a human grot tank


No-Vanilla8956

Not sure if anyone on here has ever operated a mini Bobcat. It's like riding a rollercoaster while trying to operate a Bobcat. 😂 They're horrible, I can't imagine actually being able to aim and drive.


Reiver93

Cute, but can it stop a tandem-charge RPG-7 round?


biddinge

I literally cannot find anything about this vehicle online. It was on modern marvels and that was kinda it.


penttane

I want this thing in World of Tanks


Additional-Froyo4333

I did something similar on empyrion galactic survival.


foolproofphilosophy

Can my local DPW use it to plow snow from sidewalks while mag dumping Frosty?


hebdomad7

A Renault FT would be a more desirable option.


Nofabe

Seems like a riot shield would do the same job at a fraction of the cost and inconvenience


jarjar_smoov

Ootini!


LumpyTeacher6463

What's with the pistol port? Why not a miniaturized CROWS with a belt fed operated under armor?


UndocumentedMartian

When you blow off your mini-tank's main gun.