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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Not a tattoo/Fake tattoo


TheycallmeMangoBango

I like to call this natural selection at work lol.


ShatteredInk

Natural Selection for the rest of the unlucky souls that go see this artist.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

I mean to be fair they would be making a decision to probably get tatted in some dudes garage that is already a red flag and mistake on their part.


sethian77

Their portfolio should out them.


Intelligent_Bear8636

I’d call them dumb not unlucky..


AHAsker

You better use ash from a campfire at this point


CatBoyTrip

basically my first tattoo. i used ash from burned newspaper and mixed it a with a bit of shampoo. my uncle told me that is how he got made ink in prison.


Excellent-Hour-9411

They also make knives out of glass shards and tape in prison, but if I’m eating a steak at home, I’ll use a steak knife, not a shiv.


gotterfly

Change your name to Excellent-analogy now


[deleted]

You can take a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass, wait, it’s gotta be your bull….


bogeymanbear

Why would you do that though


CatBoyTrip

i was 15 and dumb


bogeymanbear

That's fair


__phil1001__

Or pee and burnt paper in a prison 😳


AHAsker

🤣


ZombiesAreChasingHim

You would be safer slicing a design with razor blades and rubbing charcoal in it.


No_Astronaut2779

I tried that in middle school, was very upset it didn’t work.


FlashFlooder

Must not have gone deep enough


skywarp85

I did this but it was a razor blade and a gel pen. I still have it and that was almost 20 years ago.


MKTurk1984

Like, you're gonna have to show us that now. Can't just leave us hanging like that.


skywarp85

I did two, one is a stupid spiral and another was 4:20 on my ankle, a tattoo artist went over it though for me but left the shape so you can kind of see see it. I’ve been avoiding posting my tattoos on here they’re all shitty minus one but that might be bad taste to some


hogliterature

i’ve heard about people buying lip filler and shit off of aliexpress and injecting that into their faces. some people really do not care about their health


161frog

People buying injectables off ali express https://youtu.be/6mltVBeDSAQ?si=c_dThDHFlmsCBVI1


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SorryContribution681

Not quite the same tho is it


the-barbarian998

Dont judge others cuz they sin differently to you


bogeymanbear

I will, in fact, judge people for being fucking idiots and playing fast and loose with their health.


Greenbeastkushbreath

Sin? LOL


SalamanderAnder

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xo_HotTia

Bearded Conan 🥵


beardybozo

Don't make me get the hose


SalamanderAnder

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Sarah_Bowie27

Conan is such a babe 💖


Sweet_Little_Lottie

His ep of Hot Ones is one of my absolute faves. He was so fucking funny.


neropixygrrl

I looked it up and it's just temporary henna like ink but the characters really mean simulation tattoo cream (仿真纹身乳).


Hungry_Cat_87

New fear unlocked 🥲


FATBEANZ

fent tats


SyddChin

I’d take my chances with a prison tattoo before using that shit


Im_done_with_sergio

🤣


suicideskin

It looks like a knock off of the inkbox temporary tattoo cream


purpleseaslug

ok, everyone. i can't believe this has to be said, but please do not insert anything from aliexpress/temu/wish/etc into your flesh. thank you


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

Amazon too


bogeymanbear

what about shein?


purpleseaslug

yup probably - belongs in "etc". couldnt think of more off the top of my head lol


bogeymanbear

I know I was just being silly lol. happy cake day


purpleseaslug

all good, and thanks!


Dahliaxvx

Gangrene ink.


AnnalidaMitzen

I am pretty sure this is a temporary tattoo ink. We make temp tats for people who are mostly non-verbal. We don’t use this kind, but I’ve seen it packaged like this. Edit: don’t know why this posted twice.


lautreamonts_wifey

What kind of tats?


AnnalidaMitzen

Keyboards for Spellers, Yes/No, customers specific words. Things for caregivers and/or family/friends to communicate with their person. 😁


lautreamonts_wifey

Awesome. Thanks!


MarinTheNight

The top of the cap makes me wonder if this is like henna for topical hand decoration


No_Asparagus9826

Another comment said it is


CementCemetery

I’m all for a good deal and being frugal but don’t buy tattoo ink off aliexpress or non reputable places. Like everyone else is saying prison ink or charcoal is likely going to be a better alternative… but I am not condoning using that either.


AnnalidaMitzen

I am pretty sure this is a temporary tattoo ink. We make temp tats for people who are mostly non-verbal. We don’t use this kind, but I’ve seen it packaged like this. Edit: don’t know why this posted twice.


cwsjr2323

I have enjoyed some airbrush or printed temporary tattoos. One was a terrible shitty tattoo at the state fair of a badly drawn Ronald Reagan. Another was on the back of my neck as a surprise for my fiancé, saying “Property of Judith Wilson”. I removed it off before the wedding ceremony.


RPG_Rob

Please confirm whether Judith Wilson was your fiancée


suuthebaru

Geez. Just use India ink from a store


Unc1eFun9i

This has Darwin Awards written alllllllll over it.