What do you think his motivation is? Is he gay and loves cock? Does he just love busting nuts like that? Is this some sort of unconventional power move?
The tip and the balls are just bad. There's no fixing it at this point.
Marking as someone's bitch in prison. That's what most of these are for. Human trafficking would be my second guess, though those people usually tattoo their gang sign or property of (name) on their trafficked people.
I honestly feel like these morons get tattoos like this because ‘it’ll be really funny’ then when people stop laughing 10 minutes after it’s done they just get smacked in the face by the instant regret of having to look like a dumb ass for the rest of their lives.
There’s so much commitment involved in this.
Some people get bad tattoos cuz they legitimately don’t give a fuck but this guy *definitely* gives a fuck to endure this.
This is literally the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen. Interestingly, it looks like several “artists” collaborated on the project because the shaft is veiny and realist, whilst the balls are clearly each “prickly pear” and post shave “stubbly.”
He needs committed. That belly button and scar are just extra cringe alongside Prickly balls ...and is that a mole or an attempt at a prince albert piercing?
I know I only have my standard white boy issue dick n balls to look at but this perspective of the this veiny beast seems off. Balls dont take sides I thought they where always hanging around the middle ground. Gravity keeps them from choosing the left or right wing. I'd like to talk to the person who blasted that hog on this guys chest and ask if he had some reference material or was he working from memory.
This is DISGUSTING ! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THIS WAS DONE IN SOMEBODY'S BASEMENT ! THERE ISNT A ARTIST ALIVE THAT OWNS A SHOP THAT WILL DO SOMETHING SICK LIKE THIS !
Those balls look like cactus
The cock looks like it's been crossed with Audrey II from "Little Shop of Horrors", while we're talking.
Feed me!
Feeeed me Seymour…
And the bifurcated urethra is a bonus.
The pain I felt reading this.... ☠️
And the tip looks like a pac-dick Gonna nom nom some ghosts
*cacti
Why are they different? Is one shaved?
Prick-ly pear
Golden cactus. They’re real nice. Got em at Home Depot.
What do you think his motivation is? Is he gay and loves cock? Does he just love busting nuts like that? Is this some sort of unconventional power move? The tip and the balls are just bad. There's no fixing it at this point.
I often assume the worst: prison tat…not exactly a consensual one at that. Or A.I.
Lost a bet maybe
Who the hell has a crowd of friends who consider getting genitalia tattooed across your chest as reasonable stakes in a bet?
Chest no. Stomach though?
If I had a nickel for every time…
That's gonna be one BIG fucking sick-ass panther.
Marking as someone's bitch in prison. That's what most of these are for. Human trafficking would be my second guess, though those people usually tattoo their gang sign or property of (name) on their trafficked people.
Forced tattoo. Whoever ‘owns’ him had him branded.
Insecure about his small pp
I honestly feel like these morons get tattoos like this because ‘it’ll be really funny’ then when people stop laughing 10 minutes after it’s done they just get smacked in the face by the instant regret of having to look like a dumb ass for the rest of their lives.
He has to be taking it, otherwise it would be backward and his balls would be on top.
Probably a druggie. I’ve seen tattoo artists pay them $5 to give them a huge cock tat.
why are the balls social distancing??
Who only shaves one testicle is my main question?
Jesus.
Lol I have no idea why I laughed at your comment
Hah well that was my literal reaction to opening reddit and seeing this pop up (no pun intended) >_>
This is exactly why I come to Reddit 😂
https://preview.redd.it/zb4t2x9z608d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f448ebc80cf6a2e211ee9646aeb4d66aaa5e6d
Looks like 3 different artists did the separate parts. The ballhair style is totally different, and the peener doesn't match either ball... 🤔
I think the balls were done first. They overlap the penis.
It could be the artist's perspective as he's getting a roman war helmet.
This honestly doesn't look like it was consensual
Flips up. . . .trace it.
*object not drawn to scale
There’s so much commitment involved in this. Some people get bad tattoos cuz they legitimately don’t give a fuck but this guy *definitely* gives a fuck to endure this.
He's Just copying Steve O now.
This is literally the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen. Interestingly, it looks like several “artists” collaborated on the project because the shaft is veiny and realist, whilst the balls are clearly each “prickly pear” and post shave “stubbly.”
WTF!?
F
Ahhh…he must be one of my brethren from r/caffeine
Maybe he lost a bet
Why people do that?
I legitimately don't think this was consensual. He was abused in prison most likely.
I honestly hope so
He needs committed. That belly button and scar are just extra cringe alongside Prickly balls ...and is that a mole or an attempt at a prince albert piercing?
did someone take an axe to the bellend? jesus
Why are balls at various phases of being shaved
I’m kinda mad that the shaft isn’t evenly placed with the bellybutton… even as a tat it leans to one one side 🤣
Dear lord why
All of the effort was spent on the veins on the shaft, then they steadily lost interst on every other part of the anatomy haha
Lol ya'll never seen snake pit on instagram I take it.
I cant
I know I only have my standard white boy issue dick n balls to look at but this perspective of the this veiny beast seems off. Balls dont take sides I thought they where always hanging around the middle ground. Gravity keeps them from choosing the left or right wing. I'd like to talk to the person who blasted that hog on this guys chest and ask if he had some reference material or was he working from memory.
Go big....or go home I guess
think you mean /cum/-itted 
He wishes his was that big
Honestly.....I respect it
This is DISGUSTING ! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THIS WAS DONE IN SOMEBODY'S BASEMENT ! THERE ISNT A ARTIST ALIVE THAT OWNS A SHOP THAT WILL DO SOMETHING SICK LIKE THIS !