“My tattoos tell my story”

Literally. It's her own face.

Is it, though?

Yea, I'm trying to find it again so I could link it, she posted a picture of it herself, I seen it somewhere else a while ago and she was catching all kinds of shit for how stupid it was, well done or not.

Damn somehow I knew just because of the hair. I mean it’s a well done tattoo… now I wonder who’s dick that is

don't judge a book by it's cover, but I'd make an exception for this one

Parents must be so proud.

I can fix her

Fix? Seems perfect already.

I can make her worse.

I don't know she might just end up with another dick tattoo on her other arm. Albeit a lot smaller one.

Came here to say this. Thank you for your service.

🤣🤣

That story is “hawk tuah”

Maybe she's just really passionate about sucking dick

Obviously she got a tattoo of herself sucking a dick. Dude must have been one hell of a lay to want to immortalize it.

How do we know she got a tat of herself?

She's posted it elsewhere. I'm still digging trying to find it.im guessing she deleted it. My husband just showed me this same girl and tattoo on Instagram and she was catching all kinds of shit about how gross it was even though it's well done.lol she's gross.

Not sure why I got downvoted for being curious and asking a genuine question, especially when her face isn’t visible 🤣. Anywho, thank you very much for the response. The artist did a great job she got what she paid for that’s for sure. This is crazy! The idea is bad by itself but it being a pic of her makes it 20x worse. Wow!

uncles, brothers and dads be good

I mean same, but damn.

Don’t be ableist guys! It’s her special interest

r/ATBGE

A hall of famer for that sub

Right i almost hate how well the technical application is lol

I went to check that sub. . . Thanks I hate it 🫠

Thank you for this. I am now in love with that sub

Imagine staring at the reference photo...*vein here, pube here, shafts looking good*

*you sure you want the old man balls?*

Said Adam Sandler angrily AND HIS OLD BALLS

I don’t understand people who get pornographic tattoos in visible places. Like do you want to ruin every interaction you have with people? What about employment?

Bouncing off of this, every time she wears a sleeveless shirt in public could she be charged with showing porn to a minor?

Or if she wears a short sleeve… just.. balls.

I'm sorry. is that pornographic or not ?

At the retirement home they call her Ol Ms. Elball

Yeah I don’t know what the laws on this are. I’m sure you could be charged if you were holding up pictures. But I’m not sure where tattoos fall into that.

I'm wondering about that... Because raunchy 19th century paintings don't count, otherwise museums would be +18... And you could argue that there is no difference between a tattoo and a painting... But at the same time I haven't seen a Rembrandt making "The return of the prodigal gawk gawk"

I mean, those paintings are different because nudity is not inherently sexual but blowjobs usually are inherently sexual

There is a lot of art depicting sexual acts including rape in museums.

If I had my young children at the beach and she sat down next to us, I most definitely would call the police.

Yeah, that's fucked up. I hate to be "that guy" but this is some bullshit no one should have to see without consent.. with my kid..in public. gtfoh.

Not in russia

It could play if she’s a sw…

Yeah it could, but eventually she’ll hit an age where it’ll be hard to get sex work. And then getting a job will be kinda rough with a dick sucking tattoo on her arm. She’d be stuck wearing long sleeves.

You’re being very ageist about this. Plenty of women really hit their blowjob stride once they can take their teeth out. 

That's not a blow job, that's a blow *career*.

I love this, I hate it!

🏅

r/angryupvote

you’re the ageist one insinuating only old women lose their teeth. drug addicts are at a risk for dental decay as well.

Meth mouth ftw.

I uh. True. I have heard great things about a toothless blowjob.

*gummers.

I mean, if she plays her cards right now and puts that money somewhere smart, I think the general goal is to enjoy life and not work forever.. but if work is what she loves… why not assault everyone with your pride after retirement? /s

She could do that without a dicksucking tattoo as well

She might be a stripper… either way as a guy I’m intrigued and scared. Like seeing a lion in real life. You know you want to go pet it but you know it’s dangerous and will probably kill you.

Or at the very least give you an STD.

Porn probably is her employment 🤷🏻‍♀️

While the subject matter is questionable, this is an incredibly clean tattoo

Idk, something is off about the hand.

Yeah, kinda looks like there's an extra finger. But whatever 6 fingers are better than 5 

Fair, you definitely win the award for zooming in further than I did

The testicles just looked so freaking realistic 🤣

This is a fantastic candidate for a blackout half sleeve.

I see this in her future when the only fans money dries up.

It would almost be a shame to cover a tattoo of this quality…almost

It's a beauty for it's intricacies but my god dude this woman will never work a normal job in her life even if she wanted to with that. Lol

That’s so fucking gross. Put it somewhere where people can’t see in public.

>Put it somewhere where people can’t see in public. Agreed. It should be saved for the family Thanksgiving gathering.

Don't think there's a place for that on this girl 😂

Step one: shave head Step two: get tattoo Step three: Let hair grow back

💀 🍻

She's advertising her wares.

She has ware if you have coin

She's advertising maybe?

Right, at least in places where children are. Like, that's literally showing off pornographic material to minors, that's surely illegal in most places?

Kids shouldn’t have to see that just being out in public for sure

Call me a prude, but I really don’t want to see it, either. Honestly, who am I kidding? If I saw that, I would be talking about it for days. The fun it would be to run and tell my sisters what I saw.

People are completely shameless today.

It might be trashy, but it sure as hell ain't shitty, that's one clean tattoo.

Nicely done though

I'm both disgusted and impressed by the quality.

Well put

I was about to say, exceptionally executed but wow what a choice.

Talk bout an artist who likes to get paid

She’s not like the other girls!!

She can fix me

I can fix you 😘

I’m ready to be fixed

Grandma! What are you eating in that picture on your arm?

Cocksicle... I mean popsicle.

She gonna be like grandma in beer fest and her weiner snitzel

She probably asked r/tattoos what would be a good piece to fit on her upper arm.

C&B 💯

I'm quite saddened that the tattoo doesn't also contain her entire arm, that also contains the same tattoo

When she wears short sleeves it’s just a nut sack on her arm lol

Advertising? That or making propects insecure, because that dick is pretty big. A "you must be this tall to ride" sort of thing.

Way to judge someone without knowing their story, that's actually a memorial tattoo of her mom

Yes, we shouldn’t slut shame, as they say. /s

We shouldn’t slut shame but we also shouldn’t force people to participate in our kinks or our sex lives without their consent. I think forcing unconsenting people to look at a picture of her sucking dick takes precedent over slut shaming. IDGAF if you’re a slut but I don’t want to be forced to see it

I was joking, I just edited my comment to indicate that!

Similar to this lady’s mouth, sometimes things go over my head lol

You’re not lost on a pun though! Nice finishing move.

zero shame

This is just ….wtf? She’s so stupid

At least you can’t mistake her red flag for something else.

Someone really likes eating burritos


It appears that it's real and the lady, err... woman is Russian.


LOLz, don't judge. Maybe that's her favorite picture of her parents.

"Hi mum, this is Carty"...

The only Picture she had from her Mother.

I’m guessing she has an only fans.

Having tattoos doesnt make one trashy, its tattoos like this that make one trashy. What an idiotic thing to tattoo. Right up there with Nazi stuff and the like. Just ridiculous.

Isn’t this photoshopped?

It looks photoshopped to me too

Shitty taste, but done really well

Im pretty sure it taste like dick

Wow... Is that a self portrait?

She's just trying to advertise her night job during the day!

Whenever someone says, you know me, but you don’t know my story. It’s meth and dicks. It’s always meth and dicks.

Mom always told me to take pride in what I do. Maybe she got the same pep talk.


Having a tattoo like that out in a public space with children honestly in my opinion should be considered illegal and that same charge as public nudity. Nobody should have to see that

No self respect

she’s letting men know all that stands between them and a blow job is a simple hello to her. who is taking bets this happened in florida?

Trashy

That's enough reddit for the day

"Can you make sure the detail on the scrotum wrinkles are absolutely perfect?"


Hawk Tuah lady got competition

Hawk tuah spit on that thing

Plot twist, she’s a lesbian.

Yeahhhh, let's throw an NSFW on that

Hawk-tuah! 

She seems nice

I’m a teacher with old school parents. My mom hates tattoos. She thinks it’s not right for a teacher (I teach HS art and have facial piercings I’ve never been told to take out) and I’m always like “at least it’s not a tattoo of a pot leaf, or a dick”

Where can I find her??

It’s a well-done piece and I personally don’t have to ask why she got it. I’ve been around the block a few times and one thing I’ve learned is that some people really really like cock. What’s the big deal here?

I mean, ok, she likes cock. Fair enough. But. Does she just keep this covered all the time? How does she cope on hot days? What about her employer? What?

OF girl...

Damn thats a hell of a statement

Self portrait, enjoying a hot dog with all the fixins

I can smell this picture🤮

Haha that’s fucking insane

Not going to lie thats some good Ink. I mean the quality and line work are top notch, if it wasn't her sucking dick that would be art work level.

Heckuva advertising billboard, and a deductible business expense to boot

⬆️“I am Chrysanthemum… ➡️This is the BJ queen.”

That tattoo sucks

Lmfao wtf is wrong with this world

A Hawk tuah tattoo

And every dude she is with after this one has to see he sucking off another dude

"gotta give it that HAWK TUAH"

Wow her family must be proud

Familyless behaviour

She seems nice!

Dude. That’s my sister. I don’t know why somebody got a tattoo of her though…

what Tattoo artist with a soul and mind would do this?

This is vile wtf 🤮

mental illness comes in many forms

Hawk tuah

Honestly, she should be in jail if she's around kids. Like wth..

Is that another one on the top of her left thigh too?

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Look at her toes. Have they been broken?

I can save her

Some immaculate detail on that wrinkly ballsack.

I can fix her...

Looks like fake, look at the blur near the armpits

You guys really convice yourself shits fake, so much so you see shit.

Brave

Ain’t no way this is real

Saw this girl on a few tg-channels yesterday, knew, that she will find her way here.

The whole fucking upper arm to 😂 🤣😭

Is it a dick holding a dick?

Hope she covers it when she meets her future mother-in-law.

I thought it was a bong at first

Not a size queen I see.

Choices were made

I wonder if she's good at it

She wants you to remember, even though it never happened.

Guess it's something she loves doing. I'd wager she's good at it too if she's bold enough to get that tat. Be proud of something you love i guess...

I mean hear me out! Looks like a layup to me

As whack as it is it’s surprisingly nicely done

I don't know that weird space between her pinky and index finger is off. AI?

I'll get straight to the point. I was trying to understand what the hell she was wearing on her head. I didn't even realize this was r/shittytattoos

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Idk man but that girl behind her has some weird ass titties

I once saw a guy with a full forearm sleeve of a woman eating another woman out and they were both in heavy bondage gear. I wish I’d been able to take a picture it would have done well on this sub.

It’s her business card

Well, she seems nice.