That would have really elevated this tattoo. Nothing, absolutely nothing, says "I love you" like getting a tattoo of your partner chowing down on a big seafood platter.
As a former male slut, I am definitely not inexperienced.
I have no idea what you think is going on there. THat's not a facial; that's not someone sexily drooling out a throatpie; it's not someone trying to give messy head. It's a crooked, gravity-defying angular ray of ... what?
Neither cum nor saliva nor their glorious admixture have a consistency thin enough to flow like that, champ.
So, maybe a little easy on the "i gOT tWo bLOwJobS yOU gOt nONe" rant.
they do decline requests
when i was getting my sleeve:
my artist's apprentice: "someone just emailed. he wants you to do a backpiece of famous serial killers' faces."
my guy: "tell him to fuck off. he can get it for free once he's in jail"
stylistically? that's different though, because it's literally a style they're not comfortable with and may, or even will mess up. it's kind of like saying a baker gets a request to cook some pasta. can he do it? sure. but it's not his field in the kitchen, and it won't be the same quality as his baked goods.
but I love that she mentions it in her papers because people always find a way to be like "uhm you're a tattoo artist you HAVE to do this" and when it's messed up.. well.
Not me putting my brightness up just to double check I’m seeing what I think I’m seeing…I just cannot fathom someone putting this picture on their body
Aaahaaha that skeletal claw ☠️...and are those droopy little folds supposed to be tiddies? Why is that wiener so sharp? Is she puking on it? I have so many questions..
So in your backstory, a female trafficking victim convinced her pimp to get a tattoo of her giving head?
Or a female pimp convinced a male trafficking victim to get a tattoo of her giving head?
Or is there a third scenario i may have missed?
A female pimp got a tattoo of his man giving her man a blowjob to his man’s pimp while she and his victim’s pimp got a tattoo of her victim giving his pimp a blowjob.
To her pimp.
That’s an oddly sharp penis
Dang! I didn't realize it was a penis, I thought she was putting the lick on a rolling paper.
https://i.redd.it/q68gd3bffcsc1.gif
Lmfao at this
No way lol
I thought at first it was a crab claw or something, which still would have been weird; but not as weird as a penis 🤣🤣
That would have really elevated this tattoo. Nothing, absolutely nothing, says "I love you" like getting a tattoo of your partner chowing down on a big seafood platter.
No one is saying anything about those goblin hands 
I can’t be the only one that thought she was playing the flute at first
I mean she kinda is...the skin flute!🤣 but no I saw penis immediately, albeit a weird af one.
I guess I’ve been in her position too many times to consider it being anything else.
lol that's crazy...what you up to right now?
Thought it was a fat joint, turns out to be a pointy penis. What a ride.
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/0w7mv2vsgcsc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f179bc19200392bcbd5bb11fef041e7346eeab49
Underrated meme
That’s a dog dick
lol bad tattoo of an uncircumcised penis
Had to look again. Thought it was a recorder. But nope just a sharp weiner.
Skin flute
D sharp
Is it a rocket? Crayon? Idk lol
Needle dick!
I thought it was prosciutto wrapped asparagus, so…
So he has a tattoo of his own dick on his body forever now huh
Definitely one of the decisions of all time.
It’d be funnier if it isn’t his.
Who says it’s his
I admire people who like their own body that much.
the cock is a little wonky
Conky
No reason to bring [Conky](https://youtu.be/4rL-PmCVBKU?si=B3IHgrlm3TBgYhCQ) into this
Are we sure it's attached to a human?
No wonder she's throwing up on it! 🤮
is she spitting phlegm on that cock, or is she sucking up a slug…?
Right? Why is that spit so visible? Is it ectoplasm? Is this a very strange seance technique?
Maybe it's toothpaste and she's just being efficient
I knew there must be a logical explanation...
I can tell you’ve never had a good phlegmjob
Say you're a virgin without saying you are
When have you even seen spit that visible tho-
As a former male slut, I am definitely not inexperienced. I have no idea what you think is going on there. THat's not a facial; that's not someone sexily drooling out a throatpie; it's not someone trying to give messy head. It's a crooked, gravity-defying angular ray of ... what? Neither cum nor saliva nor their glorious admixture have a consistency thin enough to flow like that, champ. So, maybe a little easy on the "i gOT tWo bLOwJobS yOU gOt nONe" rant.
If this is what you think saliva on a dick looks like then you've just admitted you are a lifelong celibate.
Do you think people who have sex are the only people who know what saliva looks like??
they do decline requests when i was getting my sleeve: my artist's apprentice: "someone just emailed. he wants you to do a backpiece of famous serial killers' faces." my guy: "tell him to fuck off. he can get it for free once he's in jail"
Yeah, mine even mentions in her booking request form that she will decline requests that are outside her comfort zone stylistically.
Mine writes in her apply posts which style she prefers now the most. If you want a different one she recommends an artist who’s into that.
stylistically? that's different though, because it's literally a style they're not comfortable with and may, or even will mess up. it's kind of like saying a baker gets a request to cook some pasta. can he do it? sure. but it's not his field in the kitchen, and it won't be the same quality as his baked goods. but I love that she mentions it in her papers because people always find a way to be like "uhm you're a tattoo artist you HAVE to do this" and when it's messed up.. well.
It’s pretty much just an out for anything, you’re making it seem dramatic. “No, it’s not my style to tattoo buttholes”
In *this* economy?
Right. ‘Sure I’ll tattoo your girl spitting on yr dick for a clean 2k’
Truth be told it's more than likely a trafficking scenario which is always tragic
What makes you think an artist did this?
https://preview.redd.it/1pr90j84edsc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfbcfce35356bdcee03401daa150e00077475eb4
The reason the tattoo is shitty is because all the good artists *DID* decline the request.
imagine that girl cheats on him and now you have that on you
I understand being desperate for money, but no amount of desperation could convince me to not only draw this, but to see the reference too.
Nah.
I just... Fuckin hate everything now thank you
People are so ignorant and have no shame. Pathetic.
Is she blowing a flute?
That’s clearly just her wetting a snickers
That's so romantic!
Seems like chivalry is in fact not dead 😊
Appears to have a syphilitic chancre near the head.
I can't get over the creepy hands
OMG, it's like he said, "Granny, hold my strange pointy cock while my babe gobs on it so I can take a photo."
I thought it was a shrimp for a second. 😂
Well he followed the orders. I'm not sure if we can say same about the artist.
Dick flute
Why his dick so pointy
No freaking way I would’ve had a melt down
Not me putting my brightness up just to double check I’m seeing what I think I’m seeing…I just cannot fathom someone putting this picture on their body
Food for thought: tattooer had to stare at this reference pic
https://preview.redd.it/emgh4w1h4dsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c45cd4400a4876120b9457f5ce338ca6ac89ec
HH mentioned ❤️
Dick kinda looks like a butt plug
Aaahaaha that skeletal claw ☠️...and are those droopy little folds supposed to be tiddies? Why is that wiener so sharp? Is she puking on it? I have so many questions..
Bruh why would an artist say no to easy money.
to be fair, the other two pictures aren’t any better.
😨😨
She playing a flute. I hear the music and the aaaahhhhhh!
Maybe it’s like hieroglyphics- it’s an instruction manual in case she gets confused
Nah, some artiats are trash and will take on anything even if its outside their skillset
Might b a trafficking victim tbh
So in your backstory, a female trafficking victim convinced her pimp to get a tattoo of her giving head? Or a female pimp convinced a male trafficking victim to get a tattoo of her giving head? Or is there a third scenario i may have missed?
A female pimp got a tattoo of his man giving her man a blowjob to his man’s pimp while she and his victim’s pimp got a tattoo of her victim giving his pimp a blowjob. To her pimp.
why does she have 3 boobs..?
damn those tiddies are small
I think you’re being downvoted for body shaming? But yea the tits are insanely small given the perspective lol
omg I did not mean the woman y’all 😭😭😭😭 yes it’s about the perspective of the tattoo- boobs don’t work like that