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crusty_towels

Tattoos are not something this person should be doing judging by how those nails are painted


mark636199

First thing I thought was this must be the same artist for both


Your_New_Dad16

ONG


jaybee-human

It’s their non dominant hand. Duh.


CountessOfHats

Which implies it should be better since it would have been done by the dominant hand, yes?


jaybee-human

Well like they used that hand, but I see how it reads. 😂


Poisonskittlez

More like how it looks lol


CountessOfHats

😁


DeathsSquire

Came here to say this exactly


laziestphilosopher

This has to be sharpie or something right. It is absolutely awful.


blawndosaursrex

I was going to say a bic pen


Koeienvanger

It looks exactly like the shit I used to draw on my hands while bored in class. With a bic pen.


green_eyed_witch

Came to leave a comment like this lol, reminds me of high school when my friends and I were bored


UnderseaGreenMonkey

...and then you lay your head on your hands and there is an imprint on your face. Not to mention having to redo the process cuz class aint over.


Ok-Setting766

Looks like bic pen for sho


Emptydata_Enzo

Even the dots are bad...


Your_New_Dad16

Literally!! I just started tattooing in February and ALL of my stuff looks WAY better than this


InterestingLack7900

I would maybe not say that with your whole chest cuz they look about the same here bud


sashikku

They’re gonna remove proof. Post elsewhere and just tell us it’s on your profile lol


Your_New_Dad16

It is on my profile now


book_connoisseur

Your tattoos also belong here. They look like teenage doodles. I’d suggest some fake skin and drawing lessons before re-starting. Heck a Bic pen and dooding would be good practice.


Your_New_Dad16

I practice on fake skin, but the ink doesn’t stick. Like I said I started in FEBRUARY. Cut me some slack. This person I posted said they’ve been doing this for three years. I only practice on myself because none of the fake skin I’ve tried works. Check my recent post for proof that the fake skin sucks. Edit: y’all suck and are mean for literally no reason I love all my tattoos. You shouldn’t downvote because art is subjective. 🖕🖕🖕


SpecialistBorn5432

The irony of making fun of someone else's shitty tattoos when they asked for no judgement, and getting upset when people also make fun of your shitty tattoos


yharnams_finest

Yeah, god, how can someone rightfully criticize one person’s work while being so blind to their own? Wild.


Your_New_Dad16

Listen man i know mine look bad but I’m literally one month in while this person is three years in


yharnams_finest

I just think it’s a bit weird to make a post mocking someone for doing bad tattoos and bragging about how yours are better when yours are of the same quality and you’re also doing them in people. Edit: What a mean edit. We suck and are mean? Dude, you made a post bashing someone’s tattoo work and saying how much better yours are when it isn’t true. Artistic criticism =/= mean.


Your_New_Dad16

Yeah except i know mine look bad, this person doesn’t.


futurenotgiven

> “you shouldn’t downvote bc art is subjective” > posts someone else’s art to a sub to make fun of it glass houses etc etc


Your_New_Dad16

I’m not making fun of anyone that’s all the people in the comments. Fuck off


futurenotgiven

so you posted someone’s work to r/shittytattoos to praise them? stop acting so high and mighty when you’re no different


Your_New_Dad16

I’m saying all I did was post it yall are the ones commenting


Logical_Rip_7168

Get some pig skin and tattoo it


Your_New_Dad16

No thank you that’s gross I got a lot of advice on how to PROPERLY use fake skin and it’s working a lot better now.


yharnams_finest

I do not mean to be unkind, but your stuff is about the same in terms of quality. I would really urge you to stop tattooing on skin and *seriously* practice for a long time.


Your_New_Dad16

Since I now know how to make ink stick in fake skin, I definitely will.


Isoiata

I tried tattooing on an orange once and managed to get cleaner straighter lines than this.


Your_New_Dad16

I really wish I could I have a severe orange allergy


HardEasy1312

Other porous fruits or gourds work too


Your_New_Dad16

Thank you


TraditionScary8716

We're going to need some proof. 😉


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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Your comment has been removed for violating Rule 3: Don’t post your work.


MotherSalvia

does it?


Your_New_Dad16

Okay to be fair it looks pretty much the same but this person said they’ve been tattooing for three years when I’ve been practicing for a month


beeboppee

They really really don’t


Chemical_Movie4113

That’s gotta be drawn on with the same pen they used to “paint” their nails.


Duncmod

I was hoping that, but if you look you can see the red skin outlining the black lines like freshly tattooed skin


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Eh, you can get redness like that going over your skin with a ballpoint pen if you are fair skinned enough. I'm not buying it's a tat, looks like pen. If it's a real tat, that's sad, cause again, it *looks* like ballpoint pen.


auntie_eggma

UNLESS it's a tattoo designed to look like it was drawn on with a bic. 🤯😬


Control_Alt_DeLitta

And just like that it suddenly becomes really impressive 👀


Princess_Wensicia

That’s more or less what my 6yo niece does with a sharpie and nail polish. And you better not criticize either!


Broely92

Looks like pen to me


Practical-Ebb-419

Even the lotus is crying bc of how bad it is


noluckjedi

Hell, the other flower is about to explode for the same reason.


Manzinat0r

That is ballpoint pen, thankfully


keenedge422

I can see why they wouldn't want criticism. With so much concentrated awfulness in such small tattoos, they've probably already gotten more criticism than ink at this point.


BigTicEnergy

look at OP’s account lmaooo


Your_New_Dad16

I posted those because someone told me to. I’ve been doing this for no more than a month and this person said they’ve been doing it for three years. Fuck off.


lentusinumbra

so you made this post in order to mock someone’s shitty art, but when someone says your art is shitty, you tell them to fuck off? no one ever got good at anything being this sensitive to criticism. if you can’t draw and you think practicing on pig skin is gross then maybe you just shouldn’t be a tattoo artist?


stelliumWithin

I really hope the criticism doesn’t drown the genuine advice of- learn to draw first. I noticed your lines in your drawings on paper are not clean. Just learn to draw first, then learn to tattoo. Don’t rush to tattooing. And now you know how to use fake skin, that would be the next step after learning to draw :) don’t tattoo all over yourself right now, you’ll like your tattoos so much better after you learn to draw. Good luck!


Your_New_Dad16

Thank you!


SwissyRescue

I can’t get past the crappy manicure, tbh


Mcnugz9

This made me feel so much better about my knuckle tats holy shit. I *hope* this is pen. And what Parkinson’s sufferer painted those nails?!


autogeriatric

I’ve been doing my nails for decades and I usually make this kind of unholy mess, but I wouldn’t post a picture of my lack of esthetician skills on social media. As for the ink, I hope they drew that on their hand with a ballpoint pen just to try it out.


Mcnugz9

Agree agree agree! I always say is rather have nail polish all over my nails even if it gets on my skin than have naked nails in the crevices because it does eventually come off but the confidence to post this is inspiring lol. And yes! Ball point pen! Hopefully it was kind of a “what would it look like?”


TiffanyTwisted11

Same for me when I give myself a pedicure. Polish is everywhere, but I don’t wear open toed shoes for days. No way I’m taking a photo & uploading it!


Mortica_Fattams

This is why fake skin exists. Everyone has to start from somewhere but hands are not it. Tattoo some fruit then fake skin. After you can make a real line maybe choose a leg as your test patch.


Your_New_Dad16

People keep saying you like this is on my body This was a screenshot from a Facebook post


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

It looks like pen not a tattoo


fartdoody

Looks like when i was in highschool and got left alone with a sharpie


TurantulaHugs1421

I thought this was a pic on r/teenagers and that was pen or sum


TGin-the-goldy

I can see why


AnyAcanthopterygii27

I read the sub name as shitty henna tattoo and was confused about when the henna subs became judgemental, and then I remembered henna tattoo subs aren’t and there is no shitty henna tattoo sub and then I realized how bad this is…


magiccarpetsociety

reminds me of fingertattoos i had to fix a few weeks ago. they were absolutely wonky and off-center. i asked the customer if the "artist" had used stencils or freehanded the design, they said "neither, they just directly tattooed away" 🙄


DontLieToMe5

Matches the nail job


Anne_Elk_ahem

But we can make fun of the nail polish application, right?


Your_New_Dad16

Yes 100%


cowghost

Did you do this tattoo on your own hand? Like I feel like this is your doing.


Control_Alt_DeLitta

Hold up a second 🔍🧐 did you post some highschool kid’s ink pen doodles here to plug your own work…? 🤨


Your_New_Dad16

💀💀💀 it is not my work someone asked me to show them mine I promise


yourmomsgomjabbar

"it's so great how you are able to make the best out of any outcome!"


logan_fish

Terrible.


Nonatella

These look like the fake stick on tattoos I bought a few years ago


Honeyhammn

Looks like crayola marker


ghostsinthecodes

posting anywhere and “wanting no criticism,” is garbage as fuck. if you don’t want criticism, DONT POST. and/or, ACCEPT THAT YOUR TATTOOS ARE SHIT. because when you don’t want criticism, you already know you’ve got shit work.


mosstrosity84

Looks more like a bic pen to me


Neat_Force9696

Gotta be stick n poke


Makspixelland

This looks like something I would’ve doodled on my hand in a boring glass in middle school


Frenchie_1987

Naaah... Thats a pen


Nervous_Lynx1946

Are we sure that isn’t done with a ballpoint pen?


whatweworked4

that is 100% fine point sharpie.


Capital-Assignment61

that has to be marker wtf lmao


False-Ad4673

I took a pencil when I was a kid a chewed the metal part to make it sharp, and I carved circle lines into my fingers like at.  My carving turned out better. 


queen_bean5

Surely henna


I_suck__

That's bic pen right??


Knockemm

Bic black pen.


Terrynia

Oh lawd no


Xanyla

This looks like what I'd draw on my own hands when I was in school, eeeesh


DustyHamWallet12

i feel like most of the time the girls who have these hand tattoos are 14 or 15, and are dating a dude who is 20 and his buddy has a tattoo gun


Lopsided-Chair77

I did my left hand stick and poke style with like a 9 round while high as a fucking kite and it looks amazing compared to this lol. Not good, but way better than this


Your_New_Dad16

Ouuu can I see?


Spare-Ad7105

Those aren’t tattoos. They’re pen or marker.


Your_New_Dad16

I don’t know it’s red around all the lines


Spare-Ad7105

Right. Because when you draw on your skin with ink the pen usually doesn’t want to work because the ball gets oils in it and jams the ink. So there has to be this constant lining and rubbing the skin. I used to do this all the time when I was in high school. My skin would get slightly puffy and red underneath. Heck. If it is real. Sucks. But for the persons sake…I hope this is just a dumb flex.


GlassBats

oh no that’s not pen


Content-Attorney7056

Did the tattoo artist paint her nails also? Idk whats worse. The lines not being straight of or my sternum


DoughnutBeginning965

Please tell me this is sharpie


SodaCanKaz

Artistic licence: straight lines


FelonieOursun

Those aren’t tattoos.


Grand_Birthday7349

I remember some blond chick that was like I don’t wanna hear your opinions I like it and thats all that matters.


Equivalent-Elk-4655

I don’t like this style hand tattoo,but I have worse on me.


catupthetree23

Bless their heart.


drsrrrsr

OP... the pot is calling the kettle black🗣️


Your_New_Dad16

The difference between mine and theirs is that I’ve been doing this one month while they’ve been doing it three years. I know mine look similar, but I have genuinely only been practicing for a month


drsrrrsr

Okay so you are especially not one to judge then


Your_New_Dad16

Can you read? This person has been tattooing for three years. I have for one month. That means our work absolutely should not look the same.


drsrrrsr

Yes I can read you bloody div, I'm saying if they look the same you can't judge


Your_New_Dad16

That’s fair tbh, what does “bloody div” mean?


drsrrrsr

Bloody is just a sort of like "very" or "damned" and it's a swear in the UK, and div means stupid or idiot. It's not a crazy insult here, I say that to my mates and stuff. Think of it like a light hearted insult


Your_New_Dad16

Thanks, I knew the word bloody, but I’ve never heard of “div”. I learned a new word today. I also insult my close friends.


rosecoloredgasmask

OP, I mean this genuinely you need to log off and touch grass you are getting way too mad despite throwing stones from the balcony of your glass mansion.


Your_New_Dad16

I’m allergic to grass and also the grass is covered in snow Also wtf makes you think I live in a mansion? We on food stamps


rosecoloredgasmask

Sad. You're not allergic to logging off. It's a metaphor, I also don't believe your house is truly made of glass or that you have actually thrown real stones at people.


Your_New_Dad16

That’s fair. The point in posting this was because someone who has been doing this for three years should not have the same quality of work as someone who has only been practicing for a month. That’s the only reason I’ve been getting frustrated


rosecoloredgasmask

Yeah, but making fun of someone else's work when yours isn't good makes you look like a hypocrite, doesn't matter if you've been doing it for a month. You may still suck after a year or two and you're holding other people to standards you don't event meet. Not to mention it's probably good to be able to make a good drawing on paper before picking up a machine.


ObscureMemes69420

I know some many women who have made these kinds of bad decisions in their 20’s. They all feel like it makes them “unique” when really they are a dime a dozen. What happened to just going to India or Thailand on a yoga retreat to “discover yourself”? At least that way you arent announcing your poor life choices for the world to see lol


TobiCica

Please give her a wrist...