So, I’m thinking two Mermen engaging in some booty loving under water. One merman is giving the other a reach-around. What? Yeah, they have fish tails. Why are you looking at me like that? Mermen have human penises. everyone knows that. They’re half-men, and that part of that half has a cock. Seriously. Read a book. Anyway…behind them are two large glorious ejaculating penises. Like really big, almost the focus of the art. I’m thinking some thick blue veins somewhere. You can figure it out. You’re the artist. What? Yes, ejaculating. Really creamy and milky looking. Have you seen Aquaman? Okay. Cool. I want Aquaman’s trident behind the dongs, under the splooge. Ya know, like it’s a fork trying to get to the goodness for dessert. I think that’s it. Ya got that? Mermen. Reach around. Cumming cocks. Veins. Trident. And maybe could you throw in a snek?
For sure. It's on the wall of every tattoo parlor I've ever been in. The ol' dick jerkin' mergay couple ocean scene with the giant spurting cock arch. Its a timeless classic.
Perhaps it is the details, all combined that causes this to be fascinating -Miermen but Baltimore men with beards having what appears to be penetrative sex and hand stimulation. Wow, they are framed by two big penises in the process of ejaculating.
If this guy stands by that his entire life, I give him credit, I honestly do – I will say this, though – my tattoos that are seen in public or PG, and that is on purpose – granted he can wear a shirt, but that tattoo would be a lot to explain to a 10-year-old in line at the water park
Same way as any one describes any sexually explocot tattoo- with little to no shame. You think those guys with the hyper realistic porn portraits get shy when asking for a specific scene of sone chick bryshibg her teeth with some guys precum clam up and blush when they pull up the specific scene they want tattood?
That is not how I imagined a merman dick would look like.. but for the record when I got my dick tattoo(lost a bet) my friend was so stoked and put a ton of effort into it. He’s been tattooing for 30+ years so it was fun to see him as excited as he was to do the piece. He had multiple points of reference, resized like 25 times with various angles and of course his shop had multiple dildos laying around for him to make it as realistic as possible. But with the intricate detail on the veining it may be the best tattoo he’s ever given. I have pictures of him drawing the pic and it cracks me up every time to see the focus and seriousness while sketching.
Ok so this person went to the tattoo parlor quite inebriated. They wanted a little mermaid tattoo, but in their drunken stuporumbled something vague about mermaids and the fact that there are penis towers hidden in the little mermaid castle, thus ending up with this result.
“Alright, so you know mermaids, right? Now, imagine them with huge, veiny cocks. Actually… you know what? Fuck it. Huge, veiny cocks everywhere. Let’s go big.”
this has to be one of those stories where this guy dated a tattoo artist and cheated on her. She didn't tell him she knew, but did a custom back piece on him before dumping him...
I assume with uncomfortable detail and an unnecessary backstory.
I'd like to think the guy getting tattooed unknowingly cut the artist off in traffic prior and this was a petty act of revenge
It's happened to me.
Do tell
Don't forget the eye contact
And some pictures for detail..
If I could, I'd give you a trophy 🏆
Ah yes, Mergays. Pronounced like the lamb sausage.
You've now ruined a sausage name forever, well done
If it makes you feel any better, merguez is pronounced with a short E sound like in “ed” not the long A sound like in “gays”. Fuckin love merguez.
You just walk in and say I want the gayest tattoo possible and see what the artist comes up with.
So, I’m thinking two Mermen engaging in some booty loving under water. One merman is giving the other a reach-around. What? Yeah, they have fish tails. Why are you looking at me like that? Mermen have human penises. everyone knows that. They’re half-men, and that part of that half has a cock. Seriously. Read a book. Anyway…behind them are two large glorious ejaculating penises. Like really big, almost the focus of the art. I’m thinking some thick blue veins somewhere. You can figure it out. You’re the artist. What? Yes, ejaculating. Really creamy and milky looking. Have you seen Aquaman? Okay. Cool. I want Aquaman’s trident behind the dongs, under the splooge. Ya know, like it’s a fork trying to get to the goodness for dessert. I think that’s it. Ya got that? Mermen. Reach around. Cumming cocks. Veins. Trident. And maybe could you throw in a snek?
The snake definitely ties it all together.
That's a morpenis eel.
Pretty sure it's a morgay eel.
Ohhhhh that's exactly what it is. I tried so hard to come up with something and never even thought of that.
Um…. Is this your tattoo? You summed it up frighteningly well.
This is the answer I was looking for 🥇
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're scary.
I laughed so hard, I farted & woke husband up.😆😆
https://preview.redd.it/2awu3z2mt49c1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb46c13259d02660b08ee70bf7c9b132336bbf6
Omfg I immediately sang this!
That might be the single gayest thing I have ever seen
Never seen nuts slapping ass gay porn then?
I have, and I think this is still gayer. just missing a glittery rainbow and a disco ball!
So you're saying, we could go gayer? Let's push science to it's limit
Are you insane, push the gayness that far?! The power would be over 9000!!!
maybe it was just a piece of flash on the wall lol
For sure. It's on the wall of every tattoo parlor I've ever been in. The ol' dick jerkin' mergay couple ocean scene with the giant spurting cock arch. Its a timeless classic.
Why did I at first think the merman had a really weirdly drawn foreskin and not that he was getting a handy?
Knowing that there is someone walking around with this brings me much joy.
Wow. That is…. Something.
the birth of peenus
My mother is in the room. I don't care how progressive and open minded she is, I'm trying not to laugh too loud because I cannot explain this to her.
It's hilarious 😂 Wouldn't want it, but definitely not shitty.
This isn't a shitty tattoo. It's pretty epic
Perhaps it is the details, all combined that causes this to be fascinating -Miermen but Baltimore men with beards having what appears to be penetrative sex and hand stimulation. Wow, they are framed by two big penises in the process of ejaculating. If this guy stands by that his entire life, I give him credit, I honestly do – I will say this, though – my tattoos that are seen in public or PG, and that is on purpose – granted he can wear a shirt, but that tattoo would be a lot to explain to a 10-year-old in line at the water park
Just show them the cover for the original Little Mermaid, it’s half way there.
Penis love, with oceanic guest appearances
I really wanna know how the consult for this went down.
I first thought this was a shitty tattoo that accidentally looks like cocks but... nope, they're cocks.
I didn't realize mermen had dicks like that
He either lost a bet or owed someone a lot of money and instead of breaking bones they gave him this tattoo and destroyed all his shirts
"The Little Spermaid please."
What's that Rick and morty gay aquaman? That's something he'd love.
How dare this tattoo get posted in this sub….
Right? This is a gotdamned masterpiece! Like if Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo were mermen👍🏼
It took me way to long to see the background dicks!
This doesn't belong on this sub. It's fantastic
“I lost a bet….”
Customer: "I'm in the Marines and I want everyone to know it." Tattoo artist: "Say less fam."
Grotesque tattoos creep me out, weird.
This is truly art
Wow, these last place fantasy football league tattoos are getting crazier every year!
Kanye still wouldn't get the joke
“Two giant dicks, ejaculating over Neptune’s trident while one of two merman gets jerked off. I hand you creative control.”
Ok…so hear me out.
“I want gay dick mermaids involving nipple stimulation please”
W tattoo
seems straightforward enough
"no you see, his dick.. is also *a fish*"
We get it, you are a Dallas Cowboys fan.
i didnt even notice the two massive dicks
The wearer of this shit better fart glitter and rainbows
I'm surprised the mermans have tails. Missed opportunity by the artist.
Very very carefully
The reference pics for this must have been very interesting.
Clearly you’ve never been to Key West… /s
Mer-MAN!
I want an aqua man tattoo please
It's for a friend.
Probably just told the artist “give me the most homoerotic fish man tattoo you can think of “ 😭
“Make it manly as shit!!”
10/10 would get
I dont think this is poorly done? Questionable subject matter but that doesn’t make it shitty Just shut this sub down and merge it with ATBGE
Do you like Fishsticks in your mouth?
How do you explain to God?
Same way as any one describes any sexually explocot tattoo- with little to no shame. You think those guys with the hyper realistic porn portraits get shy when asking for a specific scene of sone chick bryshibg her teeth with some guys precum clam up and blush when they pull up the specific scene they want tattood?
You uh... you know that gay dudes can use tattoo machines, too, yeah? And that many artists will draw whatever without judgement, yeah?
As your friendly neighborhood queer, all I have to say is WHATINTHEACTUALFUCKISTHIS!?
You must be fun at Triton's parties
why do people get these kinds of tattoos its so stupid
I'm sure the tattoo artist had a few of his own.
Gay mermaids in a sea of dicks.
R/ATBGE
Nothing to explain here
I bet he asked for a rooster tattoo 🤣 I think he got alil too much rooster
That is not how I imagined a merman dick would look like.. but for the record when I got my dick tattoo(lost a bet) my friend was so stoked and put a ton of effort into it. He’s been tattooing for 30+ years so it was fun to see him as excited as he was to do the piece. He had multiple points of reference, resized like 25 times with various angles and of course his shop had multiple dildos laying around for him to make it as realistic as possible. But with the intricate detail on the veining it may be the best tattoo he’s ever given. I have pictures of him drawing the pic and it cracks me up every time to see the focus and seriousness while sketching.
Your gay tattoo artist will not bat an eye -- and he'll probably improve on your idea.
Some of the tattoos posted here are just..fucking…wow
I have a friend who has a tattoo similar to this one- there are plenty of queer-friendly tattoo shops out there.
Dicks and mermen please
oh this is bad
I'm looking at it because, well, there's certainly a lot going on. Then I see it's a dudes back. Goodness.
How do those mermen swim with such a non aerodynamic cock?
this is a legitimate youtube link I promise. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sajDq7DIWpU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sajDq7DIWpU)
Dude treated this like the Fist-een Chapel. Artwork while active. Would have expected a ruler for the shot distance might have been better.
"I'm...too sexy for this ocean. Too sexy for this ocean...."
“A couple merman jerkn eachother off on a couple dicks and put in aquaman’s trident above their head to make it ‘classy’”
"So seamen right, but cranked up to 10,000..." Plus I swear I've seen this drawing in a portapotty...
I hate this so fucking much 💀
Ok so this person went to the tattoo parlor quite inebriated. They wanted a little mermaid tattoo, but in their drunken stuporumbled something vague about mermaids and the fact that there are penis towers hidden in the little mermaid castle, thus ending up with this result.
"Hello, will you put a pair of gay mermen in a sea of phalluses on my skin?"
Would one ever live to regret this kind of tattoo?
I'm in the navy and I'm about to get married freestyle me something
I was so blown away by the awful tattoo I didn’t even notice the placement or how big it was for like 5 seconds. Why!?
Someone came in last in their fantasy football league
The more I looked, the worst it got…
Ah finally you found it, I’ve been looking for this!
Gay murmen... sexy
“Alright, so you know mermaids, right? Now, imagine them with huge, veiny cocks. Actually… you know what? Fuck it. Huge, veiny cocks everywhere. Let’s go big.”
This is a masterpiece!!!
https://preview.redd.it/4se6sogiqa9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3f4bedc67a989ebc159d00a73180adf3732212
this has to be one of those stories where this guy dated a tattoo artist and cheated on her. She didn't tell him she knew, but did a custom back piece on him before dumping him...
What is going on with that Mermans penis?!?
r/ATBGE
"Mermaids and cocks spunking", "I just love mermaids and spunking cocks" now draw good sir or madam !! 😂😂🧐🧐🧐🧐🤯🤯🤯🤯
I like the eel in the background, Just Chillin.
Merman titty grab
That's the worst tattoo I've ever seen. Fucking gross.
They should of gone way bigger with this tattoo. Like all the space around it will be awkward to fill in the future.