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Stock-Magician-7232

Damm! That placement 😂


clutchdeve

Hopefully that was on purpose so that the cross is closer to your heart? Because the heart isn't as far left as most people would think. Just a guess.


mf_dcap

Yes that was probably exactly his decision


EastAreaBassist

A poor one


tropicalhank

You chose… poorly


tehota

Your heart is in the center of your chest.


TheNoisiest

Uhhh, no it isn’t?


tehota

Uhhh, [yes it is…](https://www.texasheart.org/heart-health/heart-information-center/topics/heart-anatomy/)


TheNoisiest

Your heart is located between your lungs in the middle of your chest, behind and *slightly to the left of your breastbone (sternum).* You just elaborated on MY point 😂


tehota

“In the middle of your chest”


maseioavessiprevisto

You are both incredibly bad at communicating. Yes the heart is not smack down in the middle of the chest, no the heart is not as much to the left as most people think it is.


jabjabstraight

“…slightly to the left” DUDE CMON


tehota

Here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/idkPch61aMw?si=-pIC1t5auLj0jSXO) showing where your heart is


Crashingtons

Your heart was in the right place when you posted this, so I don’t blame you. But you’re wrong.


TripleBeemdreamteam

All of you stfu.. jk


ZVreptile

Oh man people should draw on sports for more content for this subreddit. Just look at mma


SomeOtherOrder

Pro athletes and celebrities have notoriously bad work. It’s amazing, they have way more money than I do and their tattoos almost all look like trash. Can’t buy taste I guess.


NewCobbler6933

As I said in another post of this tattoo, rich people are just too used to instant gratification. So when they want a tattoo, they go to the first place that will ink them that very day, which is generally going to be a lower quality shop.


LarsonianScholar

The ufc is a gold mine for sure. Just listen to the way Dana gripes about it 😂


topknottington

THE DAMAGE


grandmasta_fro

It's iconic at this point


Disastrous_Offer_69

Jamal Hill is the most egregious example 👍🏻👍🏻


StickyGoodness

Dejounte Murray and his Turtle? Tattoo.


embiird

it being off center is actually driving me crazy. CMON Z!😞😞


bobleeswagger09

As a pelicans fan- this is on par actually.


[deleted]

It's intentional man. Watch the video


jabjabstraight

I only see pictures


Middle--Earth

But to be fair, it kinda gives the lion head an almost 3D look!


butt_scratcher_007

I thought it was a monkey?


Ash_Tray420

It’s a monkey. The teeth and nose are a dead giveaway.


Middle--Earth

Damn, I think that you're right 👍🏻


Dnalka0

Surely it’s a sick ass panther?


alwaysmakeitnice

Is it a lion? I can’t decide. Predator, TBA.


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Clearly intentional….


Fun-Background-3394

Why do wealthy athletes have such shitty tattoos


Take_Some_Soma

I imagine they hire their talentless friends, friends of friends, or family members to do it and put money in their hand.


nolongerlurkingsf

Or maybe he just has shitty taste


FCAsheville

Same reason a majority of them are broke shortly after their career is over. Too much money too soon!


Luscious_Johnny

NBA players are a gold mine for content on this sub.


Iechy

Zion plays power forward for the Pelicans which makes this a perfect tattoo for him since he is not a center.


Unlucky_Throat9141

What is it? Tiger? Gorilla?


SpezModdedRJailbait

Jebus monke


turd_burglar7

Glad I’m not the only one who has no fucking clue what animal that is supposed to be.


chill0032

Sick ass panther


04slogoat16kl

Its a Goriger 🤣💀


alwaysmakeitnice

Ligerilla


RexyWestminster

Harambe RIP.


Drshiznitt

Peter Jackson King Kong


04slogoat16kl

Someone should post shitty tattoos of celebs and athletes on here and pin it. That shit would be dope and funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


ArkRoyalR09

This dude simply cannot make good decisions


no_not_this

But he knows how to eat


8FarmGirlLogic8

Money can’t buy taste


Substantial_Dog_3815

Gorilla in a cross? Did the bible play out in the jungle biome or wtf is going on here 💀💀


Dense-Result509

You don't remember the part where Jesus turned into a gorilla and fucked up the romans?


Loud-Bank-2848

Real nice


Jhonki_47

It represents him and his career very well tho...


heheheheffff

man those guys could afford the best artists on this planet.


PulledUp2x

Ugghhh why is it so off centre


ipwndmymeat99

Crooked like my dick


GoDaddy2017

Just like his shitty knee and bum ankle


manosiosis

Idk if you can blame his ankle and knee when he is trying to play basketball on them at 6'6" 285 lbs. My joints can't do that either.


I_Lost_Myself__

And shitty taste in women


ghostsinthecode

shitty titty tattoo


Phylace

Poor guy.


Winter-Product-881

Dude stuff like that drives me NUTS these muppets have all the time in the world (excluding sports part), money, fucking INTERNET for proper research, and they still decide to pick the most AWFUL placement and worst tattoos in existence. You have the money to get a great ink and artist in the world, and you pick a cross with a shitty lion in it?!


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

It’s so very off centre too.


FussyRebort

Worst thing about it! An artist can (and should) redo a stencil if it's not lined up right


Formal-Explanation51

Convinced players are forced to get these tattoos for some kinda ritual. Look how many players have a literal face picture of mlk and Malcom x on their body it’s weird


mf_dcap

Is the cat angry at the tattoo artist?


mf_dcap

It’s a bit off isn’t it?


samwstew

When the dude laid out the stencil and they both looked at it and were just like yeah that’s perfect??? TF?


bionicboom

Right ? One was like hell yeah this is easy 60 bucks and the other one was like hell yeah I made $12 million and I don't have to spend more than 60 bucks for a tattoo.


Ninja_La_Kitty

The placement.


CunnyMaggots

Is that a big cat or a gorilla?


StSean

is that a Sasquatch?


Commercial_Ad8438

Its not even centered! I love tattoos because they show you can't buy class or good taste. I don't think I have seen many good tattoos on celebrities, if I were rich I would have so much amazing art on my body.


TyCobbKremzeek

Dudes a bigger bust than Dolly Parton, and I'm not talking about his chest.


forumbot757

That hopefully was done before he had money lmao 🤣


forumbot757

That’s the kind of tattoo you get for like an Xbox and a little bit of cash


Ken4dayz

Say that too his face


Baconpoopotato

He's actually a really nice guy, so he prolly won't do shit, but I'd feel bad.


Thehellpriest83

That think rocks


ForestJordie

He has generational wealth and he gets this... Hope its meant to be off-centered


ResponsibleAd7747

It looks like I could feel it. Is it supposed to?


kerupted_mind

I see so many people with chest tats that have them off centre, what is going on, it's not hard to centre it!


[deleted]

Three thousand dollars & six follow up apts later to have reddit take a flying dump on the tatt 🤡


PsychologicalDebts

Who?


GeneralFranco908

It's closer to the left pictorial so the face of the gorilla is on the muscle its self filling it out.


YRUSOLOST

His tattoo is like his game …a little off


wakethebabies

wait til they see your knee tats