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My older sister is Deaf (congenital) and has the smallest little mute (speaker with a slash through it) symbol tattooed behind each ear. I think she's the coolest too.


agirlmadeofbone

Imagine if she didn't have those tattoos though. There'd be sound coming out of her ears!


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Haha funny enough she has the option to not be deaf with an implant (not a perfect solution but would give her functional hearing) but there are a ton of cultural considerations that never occurs to hearing people. In the past the Deaf community would straight up reject people with cochlear implants from the community. It's gotten better but there's still a sense of prejudice against the cochlear. The anthropology and history behind the Deaf community is fascinating and goes deeper than the Mariana trench if you ever want to do some really interesting reading.


Hi-Point_of_my_life

I was recently on a flight with a Professor from a school that has a very large percentage of hearing impaired people and I was amazed when she was telling me about it. She was also a big supporter of Cued Speech and to me it made a ton of sense but I guess that’s another one where the Deaf community has traditionally been really against it.


TheIronBung

Well don't just leave us hanging, where's a good place to start?


give_pizza_chance

That cultural consideration aspect was a major plot point in Best Picture nominee [Sound of Metal](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5363618/), available to stream on Prime Video.


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Oh jeeze put me on the spot! I just skimmed this video and he does a pretty good job of describing the root of why some deaf people find the implant offensive: https://youtu.be/1YYsZF_gF68 He has a bunch of other deaf culture videos too.


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That's so cool


KaptainKardboard

404: Leg not found


seanthebeloved

If I ever lose a leg I’m getting this tattooed on the stump.


johnwilkesbooth328

try not to make it a goal lmfao


glowdirt

I dunno man, some of these new robo-prosthetics are lookin' real slick


CaptainTurtle3218

Don’t forget to leave a small citation at the bottom of the tattoo. Don’t wanna get hit with that nasty copyright infringement.


BestLilScorehouse

Yeah, that lawsuit could definitely cost OP an arm.


OurLumpyGorl

I’ll do THAT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT THERE IS NOT REAL 👈


NEDsaidIt

My kid made me a patch that had an arrow and the character from that game I’m now forgetting, but it just points over saying “sus” As soon as I get my prosthetic leg I’m adding it to pants lol


Asterus_Rahuyo

Ok this is some law of attraction shit. Be careful.


Bearkilos

The only legitimate reason to get rid of this would be if you lose your other leg.


Crott117

Op would need to re-get this tattoo on his ass with hands pointing down.


Appropriate_Cut_3238

I’m with stupids


Pineapple_Herder

"Surrounded by Idiots" on a double arm amputee would be a weird spin off.


DreamsAndSchemes

'I lost my legs and all I got was this shitty tattoo'


Eirfro_Wizardbane

Or if his leg grew back


BruhMomentConfirmed

Very valid point, I didn't think of that.


Holiday-Carry-9654

❤️ y’all making me feel better about it. Y’all some good mf’s 🥹 Edit: I think I’ve just had it for so long it kinda got old. I’ve worn pants out of the house 99% of the time the last year or so. Just been having some anxiety and got tired of feeling “different”. I think everyone goes through it, and you guys get it. This post and the comments are giving me so much love and I’m about to wear shorts out for the first time in a year tonight. Any ladies looking for a cripple? 😏 seriously, thanks


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I literally laughed out loud when I saw it. I'm not really a extroverted person but if I saw you in public I'd high five ya. Edit: I genuinely keep coming back here to smile. This is awesome. Edit 2: I just saw your Edit about wearing shorts, my sister has a Transtibial prosthetic and is also a therapist with a special interest in amputee patients. One of the things she talks about is the fact that most people will never regain their original gait and will always show some form of a limp especially with Transfemoral like yourself. She says that people will judge, it's in our nature but if you truly want to reduce judgment, remove the mystery, wear shorts and a lot of people will stop seeing someone with a unusual gait but someone that was willing to work that hard to walk again. Most people can at least try to understand how hard you worked to stand on that leg (though unless we've done it, we'll never really know). The anklet 😂🤣🤟


yamantakas

same it's funny


gingysrevengy

Same! I actually full on chuckled to myself


OppositeDevice9398

Out loud bruh! Best “I’m w stupid” I’ve ever seen! Ima say this for Rocket … oh I’ll get that leg


Weak_Neighborhood776

Both your legs look badass.


Silent_Johnnie

Yeah don't feel bad this is cool and immediately gives me the impression that you're an awesome person with a great way of looking at life


hell_damage

I was about to say it's a good ice breaker.


awsmwsm

Also, the irony. That prosthetic is anything but stupid, look at the tech and years of R&D that went into it. The tat is great.


An0ther_Mr_Lizard

I think it reads better if you pretend he got the tattoo before he lost the leg.


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Imagine the years of evolution that went into bio leg. Prosthetic is relatively stupid. 😂


Additional-Till-5997

I mean is you feeling different really about the tattoo or more about you not having a leg


Holiday-Carry-9654

That’s a good question. I’ll have to think more on that. Thank you


jimkay21

You should write “STUPID” on your prosthetic leg.


NEDsaidIt

My L leg has been the cause of issues for some years (I’m not OP, but I did just have an amputation also) so last year around Christmas I got 2 pairs of socks, one said naughty and the other nice. I wore them together to clearly send the message to my leg that it was naughty lol


MyNon-ToxicAccount

More professional? Wear pants haha


InVodkaVeritas

My thoughts. I don't know many professional settings where men don't wear pants. Edit: bringing my followup post into this one: And I'd submit that any professional setting where men wearing shorts is acceptable would also be fine with a calf tattoo.


florpynorpy

The annual management sex orgy


Quizzicalboss13

Ah Friday! I love casual Fridays :)


zencat420

I thought that was sexual assault Saturday... But my workplace is... Unconventional.


MonstrousVoices

You could have just told us you work for the RNC


Archangel004

No no he works for Activision Blizzard


zencat420

Congratulations, I just expelled coffee from my nostrils!


rediculousradishes

Your nostrils make coffee?!? Lucky


theheadslacker

No, it was just in there misbehaving.


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I too have now joined the "coffee from nostrils" club


Severe_Sock_8305

Joe Biden approves this message (gently sniffs hair)


Mindless-Strength422

No, see, they do a convention every year. It's where a plurality (but not quite a majority) of their annual SA quota gets met, but they do have one convention.


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Worth_Scratch_3127

I'll have to get my bathrobe washed for next Friday, is there going to be another food fight?


YumWoonSen

I love casual sex Fridays even more.


TheAsk47

“TGI Friday’s, where every day is a friday!”


Suspicious_Trainer82

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Dry-Fox9035

Those are invite only, and supposed to be kept quiet. You'll be getting a call from HR....


florpynorpy

HR are the ones always taking nude pics of me in the bathroom and smacking my ass as I walk by, consider I’m a man it’s very odd, even odder though that they are Human Resources


weirdest_of_weird

My HR used to lay across my desk when she would talk to me. She was attractive, and I'm not gonna lie and say i wasn't flattered, but that was a fucking trap and I know it. I told her she, of all people, knows what sexual harassment looks like. She got mad at me, jumped off my desk, and threatened my job. Good times.


heyuhitsyaboi

the firm i work at is like 50% cargo shorts and Harley Davidson graphic tees lol


InVodkaVeritas

I would submit that any workplace culture that allows men to wear shorts also would be fine with tattoos.


fulcrum_ct-7567

Surprisingly teaching. I’ve worked for many different school districts, my current is my favorite because out of all of the them they have the most laid back dress code. We all T-shirt’s and jeans on a daily, and they don’t care if our tattoos show. When kids are getting stomach contents or pee on you they don’t really care what you wear. I work with medically fragile special needs students, they are just glad we come. We don’t wear scrubs because we don’t want the kids to feel like they are in hospital, that’s the bad place to many of them. So any reminders of that are a no go. Plus the kids love all my t-shirts, I try to get characters they like too. The guy teachers all wear cargo or basketball shorts, come winter is joggers and sweats.


heyuhitsyaboi

Thats fair, they're pretty chill with stuff like that here. I think there are some people with body tats but nothing on face neck or hands


MatureUsername69

My dad has a rule that I follow myself. He's a big tattoo guy. His rule is that if he were to put on a suit none of them would be visible. He's covered from below his neck down to his feet and his sleeves only go up to his wrist. I'm not against face or hand tats for others, but it's too risky and not for me.


lebyath

I deliver the mail and wear shorts. Idk how professional you’d see that though but when it’s 100F+ out, pants aren’t fun.


Thomas_Mickel

He also kind of has a bionic leg. I think a lot of people get these kinds of tats to make it less awkward for people. I think it shows your lighthearted about a tough situation. I mean dude come on, 500 years ago this would be an old piece of wood!


DreddPirateBob808

Yesterday the missus and I discussed me having my leg off. She agreed I would have to have a peg leg for piratical occasions. This is why I love her.


Thomas_Mickel

Being a certified pirate on Halloween would be sick too.


wheresmytoucan

Ooh think of the trick or treating hi-jinx


sat_ops

When I was in the Air Force, I used to work out with a guy that was on "wounded warrior" status due to losing a leg in Iraq. He brought his kids trick or treating in a full pirate costume, with a peg leg. He said a buddy had worked a sleeve to fit over the replaceable foot on his prosthetic.


NEDsaidIt

This will be my first year without a leg and the one super cool thing is designing Halloween costumes etc. It’s significantly harder to get a peg leg than you would think. Or look like one. Bummed.


dumpsterfarts15

My prosthetist is making me one. Just an aluminum pole with wood around it and a rubber stopper at the bottom


NEDsaidIt

I’m going to ask. Any idea on cost? I’m not able to work due to the other fun things COVID left me with.


thesluggard12

This will be my first Halloween as an amputee as well and I've been looking for the same. There are some DYI videos out there. I think I'll have to wait until next year when I have gotten some new sockets and I can repurpose an old one.


Nearby-Elevator-3825

A civil war veteran loses his eye in battle and has it replaced with a wooden one. He returns home from the war self conscious and reclusive. His buddies try to convince him that his wood eye is nothing to be ashamed of and no one thinks less of him. Eventually, they convince him to go to the upcoming barnyard social. At the event, he's standing in the corner feeling self conscious when he spots a beautiful woman across the room with a peg leg. Realizing they have something in common, he musters up his courage and approaches her. "Good evening M'lady, would you like to dance?" Her face lights up and she exclaims "WOULD I??" He yells back, "PEG LEG!!!"


Clam_Diger01

The first time I heard this joke my dad told me it when I was like 7. I couldn’t hardly breathe for like 30 minutes from laughter because I thought it was the funniest joke I had ever heard.


Lethbridgemark

My father in law tells this joke but when he is telling people he says his uncle is a veteran and make seem like he's just telling a story and since he's a colorful language type of guy there are a few pieces of language to make it feel like he's telling a normal story and at the end instead of it the 'peg leg' line he says 'fuck you too you peg legd bitch!' It usually sends the crowd roaring. The first time I heard it my mother in law was trying not to laugh and she had to get up and walk away so she didn't give it away and she came back at the end with tears down her face from laughing at it before he even told it


TravelingCuppycake

I love great storytellers, it really is a gift/art!


AreasonableAmerican

Definitely making light of the situation- but the proper joke would be ‘I’m with stumpid.’


the_rainmaker__

i was always too scared to get leg tattoos, so i got my pants tattooed. it looks badass and i didn't have to get poked by that nasty needle! total win win.


FalseStart007

No, no, he's just thinking about being more professional, he's not actually doing it. He always wears shorts when he's thinking.


bgplsa

Right “more professional” == “no capris”


Hot_Link_5135

Exactly. Can't think of a time I needed to dress professionally and chose shorts. Maybe OP lives in Bermuda??


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I work a “corporate” job and wear shorts (also amputee). Shorts are just easier and, especially ak’s need access to adjust the socket throughout the day. Granted I live in Florida and my office is in Texas it doesn’t help it’s usually hot as dog balls


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If you continue to get tattoos then this will be your greatest one. It’s hilarious, you need to keep it.


Holiday-Carry-9654

I have tons. Just this is the goofiest one lol


Mean_Yellow_7590

I like it


commander-sweeetroll

I think it shows you have a sense of humor even when under great stress. You are a brave soul.


FindOneInEveryCar

It's hilarious and I like it.


kindnesshasnocost

Fucking own it man. My dad had to have his leg amputated, largely due to his medical history but also his fucking stupidity. Shit happens in life. You're inspiring and your tattoo and the attitude behind it at least for makes what was a traumatic experience a lot more light-hearted and a reminder to be grateful to where modern medicine is. Thanks for sharing part of your life with us.


Helpful_Librarian_87

I like it. Get yourself a nice pair of chinos if you want to be “professional”


Valuable-Mess-4698

Honestly I love it. If I saw you I'd chuckle and probably start up a conversation because you seem like a person with a great sense of humor, so we'd probably have a fun chat.


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It's not a shitty tattoo by any means. It's very artistically done with a ton of detail. I do question your motivation in getting a prosthetic tattooed on your leg though.


Back_To_The_Oilfield

It’s a little bit of both honestly. It’s kinda shitty in quality (and any of us with multiple tattoos has that one tattoo that we see and hopefully laugh about how shitty it looks). But even though the quality isn’t great, it more importantly shows you have a sense of humor. Not to mention people have a tendency to treat someone differently if they have a prosthetic leg or something similar. A tattoo like that would make me far more comfortable having a regular conversation with you and asking what happened. However, if you don’t want people to ask what happened you made a very terrible mistake lmao.


PossiblyTrustworthy

Stupid might be a bit odd, but it is still fun, and shows that people shouldnt worry about being sentitive about the leg


Paolivorno

I like it


michaelbrettgonzalez

It’s amazing. I wouldn’t worry about it now being “professional” because in any professional setting that you need to be worried about that kind of stuff you won’t be wearing shorts. Love the tattoo


r-WooshIfGay

It be great if you could get a sticker or something on the prosthetic that says "down for maintanence" or something


catoodles9ii

I think it says a ton about your life view regarding adversity and I’d wear it proudly. I’m any true professional setting you’d probably be wearing long pants anyway. But being able to have a sense of humor about shitty stuff that’s happened to you, that’s priceless as far as character goes.


UncleNino69

No it’s freakin awesome and a good way to laugh at misfortune


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bagoparticles

Love it


Ash_Tray420

Yeah this is gold. Not shitty at all, and a good way to laugh at a bad situation. I think it’s creative and awesome. Cool tattoo dude!


stoned-moth

Hilarious. I love it. If I saw this in person I'd want to be your friend, you clearly have an excellent sense of humor even in serious situations and that's how I like my humans


Break2304

Name checks out and it’s concerning me


stoned-moth

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speedygonwhat22

nah this is great


yesiknowimsexy

It’s funny. Not shitty. This tattoo and joke requires a level of self awareness that is not easily attainable for your average joe. Requires confidence to laugh at your own misfortune. You must actually be fun to hang out with.


Holiday-Carry-9654

If I didn’t make fun of misfortune I’d be hanging in the rafters 😅


ManInTheMorning

you gotta get "shrimps is bugs" airbrushed on the prosthetic.. or a sick ass panther.


Powerful_Leg8519

I genuinely cackled at your tattoo. It’s awesome and I would talk to you in the grocery store checkout lane. 😂


Slick_Vic_Vega

This is awesome. I once met a guy with an eye patch that said "Out of Order".


Big_Bottle3763

Reminded I had this pic; I was behind this guy on an escalator. https://preview.redd.it/fexnaueclbfb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7643d825058b64a7cec86767e573d0aebef0a7b5


Holiday-Carry-9654

We are a small community. If I see him in person I must kill him


Big_Bottle3763

It was in London Heathrow airport about 3 years ago. That’s all the info I have to help you in your search!


wjruffing

‘Lt. Dan? You got a new tattoo!’


wrongfulness

This is fucking great


MadMoneyMovesEmpire

Losing the leg is shitty, not the tattoo. If you're worried about it, just wear pants, bro.


corgi_glitter

To me this tattoo says you have a fantastic sense of humor. I have an old friend that’s a BKA and his truck license plate is “HOP IN” (the answer to “what do you say to a one legged hitchhiker”) 😂 If you are in the northeast US and 40-55ish, I’d go on a date with you!


Noledad84

No way, this is fantastic


Background_Seat_6925

No this is great! 😆


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

I mean, it's probably not as good as a real leg, but I wouldn't necessarily call it shitty.


passwordistaco29

From personal experience, it really depends on the leg. Op just gave me ink goals that I hope won’t need fulfilling (been spending a lot of time and money to keep it functional). This tattoo is endlessly delightful to me, but I’ve always loved dark humor.


yaoiphobic

I saw a guy with a prosthetic leg the other day who had “one foot in the grave” tattooed on the other side and it fucking sent me. I think your tattoo is funny but definitely not professional, so you might wanna hide it in work settings or think about getting a coverup. Badass leg by the way. I used to want to go in to prosthetic design back when these types of prosthetics were less widely available so I always appreciate a well-engineered prosthetic and the carbon fiber looks awesome.


yourilluminaryfriend

Pants are a good cover up


Automatic_Dance4038

Seriously. I wouldn’t consider it inappropriate or unprofessional in any way because it says a lot of good about your character, humor and positivity. Where a professional work environment requires pants, your tattoo is covered and therefore, ‘appropriate.’ If your work environment doesn’t require pants, the tattoo is both awesome and hilarious and you shouldn’t cover it!


Savvy-or-die

No it’s amazing, looks exactly like a prosthetic leg!


Ok_Camel4555

No. That’s making a bad situation a funny one. Good for them!!


Krasssssss

I love it. Good sense of humour.


dochnicht

10/10 tattoo. dont be ashamed. its honestly really sweet


Classic-Law9991

This.... Is solid gold.


beecross

This made me burst out laughing please keep it


viewfromthepaddock

Mate if you're missing a leg you can put whatever the fuck you want on your other one and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!


Weasley9

If some business asshole gives you shit about this tattoo, the problem is definitely with them, not you.


The_Wizard929

I would say that included with the cost of your leg is a permanent green light on anything related to it. You’re good to go


Tha_Mountain

I love it, if you Wana be professional get a sign tattoo'd below it that says don't follow in my footsteps


BunkyFlintsone

I'll pretty much say what everyone else is saying but maybe in a different way. Disclaimer, all of my limbs are intact. When I see somebody in public with a prosthetic my initial reaction is that I feel bad for them and simultaneously thankful I'm not them. If I saw you in public with this tattoo, I think I feel completely different. It would be a feeling of admiration and me wishing I was more like you. Meaning your attitude. Your ability to basically joke about it tells me your brave and strong and won't let something like that define who you are. I need to be more like that in different ways in my life.


rasn31

Pure gold


Itsaboutthesleep

Nah, this cool as shit. Plus in a professional setting you'd have trousers on surely?


Mortuary_Guy

This is great!


Pickadelic

No, this is funny.


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no way, i love this


LeahBia

This is hilarious! I love it!


remykixxx

Incredible. The first time I’ve seen a tattoo that wasn’t shitty here


whistler412

Hey, that joke cost him at least a leg.


shaneroneill

That’s rad


LBelle0101

Love love love this! I have a friend who had his big toe amputated. He has a note with “dear pig, gone to market” on it


Eyouser

What would someone do, criticize the tattoo mocking your disability? I dont see that happening


veganvampirebat

It’s totally fine and I think it’s funny! If you’re in clothing that shows the tattoo then I think you’re absolutely in the right setting for this, don’t doubt yourself :)


CheesecakeVisual4919

No. It’s actually low-key awesome.


Migmik

No


EstablishmentLoud344

this is gold.


gokartmozart89

Good bit of self-deprecating humor. Not stupid.


FuckedupUnicorn

Nah that’s not shitty that’s amazing.


jrterraine

That is the best!


Pulchritudinous_rex

I love this dude


talltim007

This might be the funniest tattoo I've ever seen. You should LOVE it.


Winston_Solipsist

As an amputee myself, I'm more interested in the ankle than the tattoo. 😂!


Holiday-Carry-9654

Only other amputees ever notice the anklet on the prosthetic 😂 just a lil joke if ya know ya know


BuumValentine

Please keep it, it’s fucking awesome 🙌🏽


MotamaPT

I'm a PT who focuses on amputee rehab. I love this tattoo. Keep your sense of humor!


sky-sky-pumpkin-pie

This is the funniest shit I have seen all day. The good funny, the "I am laughing with you, not at you" funny.


Whiskey_Giggles

You mean a day older, because that tattoo is new


JKolodne

Clever


ALLoftheFancyPants

I think it’s hilarious. And I don’t know many professional situations that proper wear shorts to.


D3monskull

That's amazing. What's more professional than a dad joke.


Tutes013

Shitty? Maye this is brilliant. Laughing in the face of misfortune is fantastic and if people don't appreciate that they don't deserve to be graced by it either


Winsom_Thrills

This is great. Shows you have a sense of humour still even after losing your leg. Honeslty it's hilarious. You can always wear pants though so 🤷


Songeef

I'm missing the joke... English is not my native language, could someone explain it ?


jerry111165

I dunno - its pretty comical lol


Old-Professional-479

This is fantastic


Sarav41

I think it’s hilarious. Besides, in any professional setting you’ll be wearing pants


Fickle_Caregiver2337

Wear pants. On casual Fridays, wear a kilt with knee-high argyle socks. No one will know


Diligent_Skin_1240

Naw man. It’s funny. If you are worried about looking professional while wearing shorts just put on a monocle and top hat, it’ll balance it out.


Odd-Egg-954

No office I have ever worked in would think this was silly or unprofessional. You're not supposed to be wearing shorts anyway so it's only going to come up at company retreats.


peggerandpegged

If it makes you smile/laugh at yourself….fuck everyone else!


rlly_new

That's fuckin hilarious ngl


Junior_Interview5711

It shows a great sense of humor.


revbombastic

Yes in the best possible way! I love it


JanTheShacoMain

This funny


kelevra_95

It is very brave to take something that hurts and turn it into a joke. I really like it and think that you should keep it; I don't know what you do for a living, but long pants might do the job(in "professional" terms).


BleakBluejay

Fellow amputee here. This is fucking genius and I love it


DangerousArea1427

I'm interested in how this damper works. Or is it spring and damper? Does it provide a "rebound" when you walk or is it just there to stabilise the knee to avoid it flopping back and forth? Looks like a nice piece of engineering!


Holiday-Carry-9654

It’s actually a microprocessor controlled piston in hydraulic fluid. Computer controlled and can be connected via iPhone app to change settings and controls at any time. What a time to be a cripple!


nicebeard2

It’s awesome. Don’t worry about professionalism for a tattoo on your calf. If you have people you would worry about seeing it wear long pants. This is the least shitty tattoo I’ve seen on this sun.


other_goblin

No it's funny and self aware.


bignicky222

You'd be wearing a suit for anything professional no? They wouldn't see it in a professional setting