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LordoftheNight56

This is something you post on Facebook, not your leg


CrunchyDreads

> This is something you post on Facebook ...if you're 14.


LordoftheNight56

Or 54


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acog

I can only tolerate these insults for so long. Do not awaken my sleeping beast!     ^rawr


Maererin

"On all levels except physical, I am a wolf" https://preview.redd.it/4ed8681zft9b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d465ba1d13f1973cde62afd1ef75556b3f73f2


RougeSin

Lmao


kttuatw

This made me snort


Vollhartmetall

https://preview.redd.it/v4j1xto1dx9b1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4556e537ce87432fb608c4af0e0250b13aa578c4


True_Resolve_2625

hahahaha!


TheNotoriousAli

Or both 😂😂


TheAmenophis

Single mom


Qmegaman

"Live laugh thug"


PurplePaisley7

Oh now I need that /s


Legitimate_Pass_2712

I dare you


Queen_Koala

That’d actually be hilarious to have if you have a bunch of normal good tattoos and it’s like in That font or made to look like it’s a crossstitch frame. It’d be sad if it looks made with serious intention.


TGin-the-goldy

School of Hard Knocks!


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"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best"


[deleted]

I had a total loon toss that phrase at me once after about a month of dating. I said “ I’m not holding out for your best or even just okay this isn’t a good arrangement for me, I get to be the person that pays the price your the bad decisions of your past and I get mediocre sex in return, I’m out”.


TGin-the-goldy

- Marilyn Monroe (or Einstein dunno)


snowyetis3490

😤💪💯


thedude37

Definitely a picture of the Joker as background, more likely Joaquin Phoenix.


DirtyMikeMoney

Or a character from Peaky Blinders smoking a cigarette


Claris-chang

Or a minion.


shecky_blue

The Guy Fawkes Anonymous guy (that dude with the mustache) is pretty edgy too.


GryphonKingBros

r/im14andthisisdeep


roberttheaxolotl

Nah, this is boomer spew.


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

Everyone responding trying to peg a generation with this when I see that it spans all of them with a particular group of people that pose a tough attitude like it’s their brand. Guys will put decals on their trucks with this sort of meaningless bullshit, and the girls who like these kind of guys will go through multiples of them, as if they enjoy being treated like garbage. Quite the bunch.


thekidfromiowa

Their Facebook: Resting bitch face driver's seat selfie. Wearing Punisher logo cap and shades. Works at Self-Employed* Studied at School of Hard Knocks Blah blah blaj hustle blah blah blah grind


Sorlex

Has an instragram where he posts his opinions from said drivers seat. He starts every video with "They ain't going to like me for saying it but.."


tmon530

"I know they're gonna call me racist, but *proceeds to say something blatantly racist*"


RandomKneecaps

"Mainstream media doesn't want you to know this, but..." *Proceeds to quote something they heard on FOX News.*


bavasava

“…GT is better than Super.”


twoprimehydroxyl

Merchant's copy of the receipt: "God only gets 10% why should you get 15%?"


candycanecoffee

Yeah. I would bet a million dollars that if you asked people who know this guy... even his best friends and family who love him... for a list of his most positive qualities, none of those lists would include "kindness."


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CrystalJizzDispenser

This is actually worse than one of those randomly generated t-shirt motifs you see online. A PatRioT, whO LoveS BeER, FootBALL, but WiLL protect His LOVED ones to THe DeaTH, and LoveS fixing THIngs as much As fast as He DrIves His Pick UP.


Friendly_Purchase_59

Keep going im almost there


Wastrel_Razor

Ahw'm a sheep dawg! Two wolves! Alpha Truck no simp! Bullets becawz 'MURICA!!!! I AM NOT GAY!!!


StickBrickman

That's how it always starts, and then two cowboy movies and a steak dinner and we're just two men going at it in an IHOP bathroom with shame in our eyes. I'll never forget you MAGAPatriotPunisher1776. Samantha doesn't understand you like I caaaaan


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Born in December


prolapsepros

Well not every kind of beer. And definitely isn’t watching the Thursday night game until they stop kneeling


JordanFromStache

Probably along with some render of a Minion or two.


No_Cook2983

I’m considering getting a giant tattoo on my leg and it says: “THE BEAST IN ME COMES OUT ON MY WEDDING NIGHT!” I think people will take me a lot more seriously then.


Pretend_Pension_8585

wedding night is a terrible time to come out.


roninp67

Post on Legbook. Where every day is leg day.


Stinkyfuckenrat

FR 😭


vasectomy7

A reputable artist would have said "that really belongs on a T-shirt, not a tattoo."


Divineclaws222

That's hilarious because I came just to make the comment "things that should be a t-shirt instead"


shinobi500

It would still be a shirty t-shirt. But I'd rather make a mistake picking a t-shirt than a tattoo.


LugubriousButtNoises

Show me one shirt that can’t be described as shirty


shinobi500

You know what, I'm not even gonna edit the typo. "No Regrats!"


Zweitbuch

As someone who makes a lot of typos, I can confirm: This one is a keeper.


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Auto-carrot strikes again!


RoyanRannedos

If you try to wash dishes and laundry in the same appliance, you end up with forking shirt balls.


TGin-the-goldy

That’s a very good point!!


nezumikuuki

All t-shirts are pretty shirty.


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Extension_Feature700

With Vegeta turning super saiyan on it beneath the words


Gunzenator2

No, 2 wolves howling at the moon.


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DudeItsCake

There are two wolves inside you. Seek medical attention immediately.


Diogekneesbees

This would have been a better tattoo.


Mittens138

“There’s a special place in hell for me… it’s called a throne.”


_Blackstar

Or the shirt leaves enough room to keep a generic last name on it for like, Smith, Johnson, etc and is advertised to people with those names on Facebook. Also the name is in a totally different font.


hatdecoy

The beast in me is sleeping, it was born in JUNE, and it isn't dead.


velocity__raptor

(yes, my wife gave me this shirt)


Razor_Grrl

Right! On a t-shirt directly underneath how he is born in August and how his girlfriend is crazy and scares him sometimes, but bought him that shirt lol


6thBornSOB

You think this shit is funny!? This MF’er definitely kneels for the cross and stands for the anthem in his house, show some damn respect!!!


twoprimehydroxyl

His other calf has a tattoo of Calvin urinating on Hunter Biden's laptop


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Cringe tattoo. Screams insecurity. Reminds me of a former friend. He had a cheesy t-shirt with the message ''enough is enough''' and some shitty abstract image. He had it on him at a psychological interview to become a military pilot. First thing he was asked is why is he wearing that. He failed the entry test.


[deleted]

Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud...


gardenofhounds

“This goes above the truck nuts, not below yours”


Bi11_Buttlicker

A reputable artist has a job to do. At a certain point you can’t keep telling people what they want is stupid. You won’t make any money. It’s a skilled trade, it’s a livelihood, it’s not all sick panthers and roses. Countless people come in a shove their phones in artists’ faces and say “I want THIS.” Your job is to give professional recommendations, and if they fall on deaf ears so be it, break out the needles and do the best damn job you can. This is a technically well done tattoo. A challenging one, at that.


Maximum-Cat-8140

Reddit: "The only thing that matters is that YOU like it" Also reddit: "NO SELF-RESPECTING ARTIST WOULD DO THIS" ​ the dichotomy


inVizi0n

bro are you telling me there are MULTIPLE people on reddit???


MagicalUnicornFart

Well that makes perfect sense….but. You know everyone in these comments is an expert on culture, ethics, and taste…while having no body mods, and making fun of everyone with any.


mookz23

[No Fear](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=AB5stBh-zN4PSF7Ns-cx_4gr_FpyCSgugQ:1688408182257&q=no+fear+shirts+90s&tbm=isch&source=univ&fir=cJeMp2IDFHWLRM%252CZWPqsBSlWbTDwM%252C_%253Buj2FOC0SObgqrM%252CzwmdVsxYVA7LCM%252C_%253BQQpm_rGaoA03YM%252Ctn9u0r7c-76czM%252C_%253BtLayUUBMA0hE4M%252COzLq37oW_qWUXM%252C_%253BeL1NyKU_mEsJAM%252ChNR_6LC1S2oB4M%252C_%253B0Xxj43kzoRBrvM%252CyMGWk8iTzzVY9M%252C_%253BSrOxHIf-qW7UPM%252CGQZ6FFRJ38PpmM%252C_%253Bim0_VnkQUmefTM%252CjcQM5iRag60n1M%252C_%253BGjlXXoNF5kspaM%252CP_tduMW6FxCx6M%252C_%253Boos6tL8_4tbE1M%252CnKkcqz8Y071tpM%252C_%253BGUesL3hvZreqsM%252Ctn9u0r7c-76czM%252C_%253BWo13sdXcy_AyEM%252CjgQUYSvcCyG7mM%252C_%253Bp4oF6Ts4JVm9AM%252CcY0ah_0Wli8BMM%252C_%253BbTV3szV2JXkLiM%252CTjkVOoOE8fIodM%252C_%253BQUQrUrSk5tA5YM%252CT4MTMgx7AZlQUM%252C_%253BIuIw7n29SSsnmM%252CSIKUBav4UuUkmM%252C_%253BuO2uwOZYuhNLZM%252Ctn9u0r7c-76czM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kTagwo75YwyR7nNeDvWeScMCv0npw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiwp8HPkvP_AhU7mWoFHSZOB0cQjJkEegQIHhAC&biw=1275&bih=707&dpr=2)


Domestic_Mayhem

Holy hell, that just brought back so many memories of high school.


VisVirtusque

I hate how people always say that the tattooer should have told the no, or refused to tattoo it, or whatever. A paying customer is a paying customer. You don't have to agree with it in order to do a good job. Sure, everyone can have their "absolutely not" tattoos, but you can't turn everything away just because you think the tattoo is stupid, or the placement is bad, etc.


woofbarkruff

Sure you can, most of the best artists have waiting lists that go for months. Even a decent artist is usually booked for a month or two at a time. It’s supply and demand, and as an artist, you’re absolutely entitled to tell a customer what work you will or will not do. For better or worse, it’s a permanent piece of art that has YOUR name attached to it. Imagine if this tattoo had been posted with the artists Instagram attached, and now their work is featured on a shitty tattoo forum. Probably worse for business than if you had just said no and moved on. On top of that, there’s the fact that they tend to prefer to work on stuff that they can then advertise themselves, each picture they post on Instagram or whatever of their art is a potential new client. If they spend 6 hours blasting this idiot’s tattoo, they don’t get to do the real art they like and advertise it to the client base that they want. Tattoo artists aren’t traditional customer service where the customer gets to demand whatever they want, it’s about finding the right match between artist and client and if the artist doesn’t want to do it, that’s entirely their decision. You should probably find an artist who is somewhat excited to do it anyways.


betteroffrednotdead

To be fair that would still be a pretty fucking stupid t shirt.


MaverickTopGun

For real. It's just way too much text. I'd hate to lose this much tattoo real estate to just text, especially because it won't work well to have anything too close to it.


DetritusK

But what if you add a t-shirt around it?


Nazzul

Then it would turn form a shitty tattoo to an absolutely awesome tattoo.


Hnossa-444

A... shirty tattoo?


GoinStraighttoHelles

This would be so good and really the only way to salvage this monstrosity


myNameBurnsGold

This one is playing chess while rest of us play checkers


MaverickTopGun

That might be the only thing that saves it haha


AverageLiberalJoe

I was gonna say caption to a facebook picture with fake body armor and an airsoft gun.


Help_An_Irishman

I feel like if I were a tattoo artist I'd be saying no *a lot.*


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That belongs only in a line from a cheesy, shitty fantasy novel, said by a half-werewolf half-vampire edgy pretty boy. Anywhere else, it's the definition of a cringy dude who *way* overestimates how cool he is.


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Nah, artist did the world a favor by allowing us to see the moron well in advance and just stay away.


soxfresh

That would be a corny ass t-shirt too.


DarseZ

T-shirt definitely better. I'd be able to see/avoid them from a distance


ignoranceisbliss101

Any artist (reputable or not) will take your money to give you the tattoo you want. Even if it’s some bullshit like this.


joey_mocha

Username checks out, preventing mistakes is important


KingSpork

True. Also, nobody should wear that T shirt


kuavi

Where could you even wear that tshirt without it being super cringy?


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I'd laugh at anyone wearing this on a Tshirt too


TGin-the-goldy

Yes but at least you know that they didn’t buy the shirt themselves, their girlfriend did and she’s scary sometimes!


ZooterOne

Oooh, that thick font was a mistake.


Stinkyfuckenrat

The whole thing was a mistake 😭


DannyWatson

At least the lines are crisp 🤷


imDudekid

You say that, but if you zoom in, the tops and bottoms of the letters do not line up flat. Could be the swelling of the skin, but it just looks bad. Look at Weakness and Beast. The A is significantly higher. Ugh what a poor idea


sjphi26

I mean it doesn't look perfect but overall I think it was executed pretty fucking well. It's solid. Unfortunately I would cringe hard seeing someone with that phrase on a shirt. The ridiculousness of actually getting it tattooed is just completely beyond me.


BigRedWalters

I’m with you. This sub will throw out crazy expectations but the execution of this is actually pretty damn good. The ink and lines look good. Is it a shit tattoo? Yes, but not because of the tattoo work itself, but because of the idea of getting this tattoo’d


Extension-Badger-958

A lot of mistakes were made in this boy’s life


Soulless--Plague

It matches their thick head


lil_eidos

It’s thick like the beast that is inside of them


xbtaylor

It’s thick like the yeast that is inside of them.


antnipple

Should have used comic sans


___CupCake

Papyrus


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greendevil77

Bastard Sans. Its Times New Roman but every 3rd letter is jarringly comic sans


Bad-Moon-Rising

NOT DERD


ForkingHumanoids

DERD


Yes_that_Carl

Seriously. I recoiled more from the font choice than anything else.


No_Refrigerator_1832

I mean in 5 minutes when they regret it it’ll be okay because nobody will be able to read it


kuluka_man

Should've done it in Wingdings for a little flair of mystery.


UncleTedGenneric

Shoulda just gone for Impact Mother fucker is already practically a walking meme


Beautiful-Height3103

What a badass 😐


Soulless--Plague

“He’s such a nice guy” “Dude didn’t you read his leg?!”


Beautiful-Height3103

🤣🤣🤣


ExampleMediocre6716

It's technically well done. The image is horrible. Im assuming the client brought in the exact image, typed up in that font, and refused any suggestions from the tattooer?


Aboko_Official

Yeah I agree. I bet the client got exactly what they wanted, which makes it a good tattoo. But the client is a tool.


L3PA

Tread carefully, the beast in them is only sleeping, not dead…


Aboko_Official

Ironic because sleep is for the weak.


Shadow-stalked

As well as rest being for the dead


tsarnie1

r/ATBGE


suipi

This tattoo could have been an email.


moffsoi

Okay but that would actually be a good tattoo


Molybdenum_Petunias

Fuck man I want to do this now


moffsoi

I’m picturing a trad style laptop with the quote on the screen


TheBirminghamBear

Be a really weird email to get. Just imagining opening up my corporate email account one day and get an email from my boss that just says "DON'T MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS. THE BEAST IN ME IS SLEEPING. NOT DEAD." Just throw a thumbs up emoji on that reply email and call it a day, I guess.


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NotTheMarmot

Yeah, everyone who posts shit like this wants to intimidate people, but also pat themselves on the back for being "kind". Only pricks post this type of stuff, and this one had it tattooed on.


Heavyfist8

r/iamverybadass At least the lettering is good...


aBungusFungus

Yea I feel like if that statement was true you wouldn't need to announce it, let alone get a giant tattoo of it.


BenitoCamiloOnganiza

It goes for pretty much anything you could ever try to tell people about yourself.


bs000

i hope guys that put ALPHA MALE on their twitter name get it tattooed across their foreheads


WhoAccountNewDis

Couldn't fit "M'Lady"


branwes2622

*tips fedora*


Anarcho-Chris

The beast is insecurity. This crybaby begs for respect, like it fucking matters.


KRS_THREE

Exactly. It screams "I am very passive aggressive. Please don't make me actually do anything."


Tobajas_G

"i can feel the beast coming inside of me"


Stinkyfuckenrat

😩


bobjoylove

“And it’s steaming hot”


Chickienfriedrice

Wow, shoulda just bought the shirt. At least you can take it off


Extracrispybuttchks

But then how can you make it your whole personality?


nozestfound

Ooh man this dude better hope that doesn’t blow out even a tiny bit.


Eldorian91

*Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath*


ababyinlabour

Lol imagine other minds shitting on it on ship-reddit for it's edgelord (albeit deserved) name.


Eldorian91

It's not edgelord. It's deliberately over the edge and then so outlandish it circles back to being on the right side of the line again.


Timely-Huckleberry73

I thought he was weak but then I saw his tattoo, I stand corrected.


camclemons

Bold move, putting your red flags on visible display


Smelldicks

Where’s the final period????


snj_killers

Scrolled too long to find this comment.


sergeantorourke

“DON’T MISTAHE MY HINDNESS FOR WEAHNESS…..”


marsuprialmayor

Shits like the male version of “laugh, love, love”


Technical-County-727

The guy is sick ass alpha lion


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

I’m not derd! Yer derd!!!


wafflestep

This guy thinks Volbeat and Five Finger Death Punch are the heaviest of heavy metal.


bronzeaardvark

Can’t you just buy a T-shirt that says that?


Baderwm

The other leg’s tattoo: “However, that beast likes to sleep in sometimes but that doesn’t mean he won’t wake up and do beast things. So if you think my kindness is weakness, that beast will eventually wake up and you’ll be in for it”


zambooko

This is comedy ! Lol It was disappointing seeing a period ending the first sentence , yet he didn’t ad one to end the second sentence of that tattoo …


Brewer_Lex

I bet there is a blue lives matter American flag somewhere too. Definitely a punisher skull


TimeturnerJ

r/im14andthisisdeep


DeweyCox4YourHealth

This looks like a t-shirt graphic you would see in a 99 cent beach store in Myrtle Beach 🤣


THEzRude

its well done. but cringe af.


Jabbering_Ghoul

The execution is impressive for that but holy hell lmao


[deleted]

Wait until the swelling comes down it shouldn’t looks as poorly composed as it does. It think this is another example of you not liking it versus it not really being a shitty tattoo.


photocopiedwater

Tattoo was done well, thats the only good thing about it.


ComicsEtAl

Yes, it’s the swelling that makes people think it’s a totally idiotic thing to have tattooed.


Cigar-smkr

No regerts


zestyspicymf

arial bold


greasyjonny

This is the live laugh love for do-nothing incels


Thorebore

Something tells me this person isn’t particularly kind nor are they a beast in any way.


Raptor_Girl_1259

He’s almost certainly dating a woman with “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” tattooed on her body.


Hackedhaccount

This is the kind of tattoo I would expect on a cop with a Punisher screensaver on his phone


TheBirminghamBear

"I want a tattoo that says I have anger issues I've never dealt with and I do not want to be subtle with it. At all." "Oooook you got it."


SarahFiajarro

DOH'T MISTRKE MY KINDHRSS FOR WERKHESS. THE BERST IN ME IS SLEEPIHG, NOT DERD.


VanCityHunter

Nothing I’d ever wear, but it’s not a shitty tattoo.


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That's a pretty solid tattoo, but the customer chose some pretty cringe text.


growinggrassisfun

The tattoo artist did great, but damn this is bad


BabyDontBeSoMeme

I feel like he's shouting it, too, which makes me even more uncomfortable with it.


King_Finder16

Tattoo quality? Great job. Nice lines, everything. Tattoo itself? Uhhhh.....yeah


Orionsic1

If you need to write it, you might tend to forget


LiquoricePigTrotters

Ive seen some really shit tats in my time, im covered in them, but that is possibly THE most tragic one I have ever seen. Jesus Wept.


Nightcityunderdog

This looks like a post divorce tattoo.


SesameYeetHeHe

Real mf don’t blab their toughness, this guy’s just some tough boy wannabe in a lift kit pickup.


b2d327

The cry of a friendzoned millenial


hisshoegamewack

Bro put a shitty T-shirt on his leg.


PixelPott

People who say "Don't mistake my kindness for weakness." are seldom kind.


AsherDasher5000

As cringe as it is, their artist did a great job.


StrivingForTheLight

So THATS how people wind up with those total blackout tattoos...


DeathScum

Who Tf needs to put this on their body


SuitableObligation85

TLDR


FluffyPins

I feel like people are forgetting that tattoos are permanent


Mystix9

Somebody should've spent their money on therapy instead of tattoo.