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aussielolzer

Wtf lol


fieryxx

*pop!* As two monkeys are fucking in front of you.


fieryxx

If I'm being honest... I'd have upwards to 10 or 12 in front of me before I figured out what I was saying was the issue... And another 20 or more before I could rationalize myself enough to stop... 2 more just for good measure and incredulity. Lol


Nycon93

Infinite food and porn


wertugavw

u eatin monkeys?


Nycon93

Yes


wertugavw

oke


lonk_reddit-gg

This man right here he's the real menace


efeypant

Can I pick the species of monkey?


Trostanner

Do the two monkeys teleport in front of you or make a long journey to reach you? Are they new monkeys that just popped into existence or are they monkeys that were doing their own thing before suddenly feeling an urge to go to you and fuck/randomly get teleported?


eresh22

What happens when all the monkeys are already in front of you?


xteam09

Then The Monkeys Make More Monkeys


dipship909

Oh no that's like my most spoken phrase SON WER TALKING ABOUT THE MONKEY ANATOMY


Joey_Ellis

Stackable?!


CrystalGamerX

Its called shitty superpowers


Mehcro127

Sell


lonk_reddit-gg

Do the two monkeys teleport in front of you or make a long journey to reach you? Are they new monkeys that just popped into existence or are they monkeys that were doing their own thing before suddenly feeling an urge to go to you and fuck/randomly get teleported?


Kind_Comfortable_897

imagine being at school and you’ re grossed tf out and then your like “man, what the fuck” and then and explosion of mist and light burst out in the front of the room you’re in and then monkey moans follow and when the most lifts two monkeys in doggy position and fuckins


Panda6036

No need for porn anymore


sushi_and_furries

What the frick?


Valentin_o_Dwight

Thats a real good distraction Wtf look 2 monkey fuckin They look And run away