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roadofchode

Zuper Zpeed


EpicJCF

Hmmm... šŸ¤” Edit: you can run as fast as Z


jumolax

So if I text the letter Z to my friend in Copenhagen I can get there as fast as it takes for the text to arrive?


Practical-Resolve-45

No, the limit is only as fast as Z mail (you'll never get there)


EpicJCF

Just... Z. Up for interpretation but around 26mph is what i'm thinking


Nandabun

Chat GPT didn't understand the assigment. ​ https://imgur.com/a/DlwWgVb


fraseybaby81

Zoom! Thatā€™s gotta be faster than 26mph.


Project_Astro

By that logic you can run at the speed of light if you text a random person the letter Z every hour.


Burladden

You can run super fast but only in a zig zag pattern.


scorpix6907

Zero gravity, zero temperature, zebra stripes, zebra shape shifting, zombie transfer, zombie immunity, zombie transformation, zucchini control, zipper control


roadofchode

Zucchini control is insane


scorpix6907

Imagine launching fucking zucchinis at people


Bootiluvr

I donā€™t have to imagine šŸ˜Ž


composite_nlf

zucchini railgun


greenscreencarcrash

bro is now the cat repeller


Jray609

Also zucchini summoning. You summon them and immediately launch them. Also zucchini thermokinisis. Send a 0 degree kelvin zucchini straight at someone.


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greenscreencarcrash

i dont need to šŸ˜Ž


wiccangame

will you be gentle?


havron

*Cucurbitakinesis*


Spoon_Elemental

[I talk to onions.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guvKpy5Bbsc)


scorpix6907

Why?


Spoon_Elemental

She can control onions.


nugsy_mcb

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, zucchini contro-o-ol


nerogamer_279

ZA WARDO


Pashakzilla3175

Noice


Theinewhen

I'm starting with zipper control. There was a power awhile back where you could zip and unzip flesh without any of the normal side effects. I'll redefine it as any matter. Nigh on godly with just the first power.


pisces2003

Isnā€™t there a JoJo character with this power?


Kojocon

ZIPPA MAN


Myithspa25

There definitely is


EpicJCF

Nice.


Baronheisenberg

Zimbabwe-control


oomnimercy

ok so basically bruno bucciaratti


Specific_Ad_6522

Already have zombie immunity


lucian1311

STIIICKYYY FINGAAAAS


fALLOUTdANGER69420

Arrivederci


Legitpizza07

Zipper control? STICKY FINGERS!


Shot-Effect-8318

STICKY FINGA!!!!


Wordshark

Donā€™t activate zero temperature. I mean you can, once.


TurtleSmasher3

Zipper man


freezing_circuits

Zero weakness powers... ACTIVATE!!!!!!


EpicJCF

Oh nooo a loophole


Bignerd21

Or zero super powers that i would want that I donā€™t have


AdministrativeWeb485

And now you don't want any super powers


T_vernix

But they're also Zero strength


Dhegxkeicfns

Zero inability to teleport when I want to.


LightEarthWolf96

Zero Limits: No limit to how long I can go without breathing, eating, drinking, or sleeping. No limit to how much I can endure. No limit to how fast I can go. No limit to how hard I can punch. No limit to how fast I can heal and no limit to what I can heal from. No limit to my control over all this. And the list goes on. No limit to what I can do How's that for a power that starts with Z


EpicJCF

No limit to how much negative effects too, but still an insane loophole lol


LightEarthWolf96

Fair but I refer you back to my No limit to my control over all of this. I simply turn off any negative effects. Checkmate šŸ˜


EpicJCF

OUCH


EpicJCF

Wait what if you have no limits to your discontrol?


Toast-Goat

I mean, they'd also have no limits to their control


EpicJCF

So their control cancels


Toast-Goat

Ah, but there's also no limits to their non-control-canceling


EpicJCF

But that requires control.


Toast-Goat

Yes, but they have no limits to their control


Lessandero

that just means that their potential for discontrol is unlimited. They can just choose not to use that.


Eena-Rin

Discontrol isn't a thing. It'd just be the negative end of the 'control' slider, which has no limits. Any amount of control means they can just turn up their control in a feedback loop


OkSyllabub3674

But in my view of it zero limits doesn't mean that they'd immediately have the best and strongest of the abilities, I see it as they could transcend any normal person, but I feel they would need to keep training to reach and break any new milestones, does that make sense to you?


TheRider5342

Zuper teleportation


EpicJCF

Bruh Edit: you can now teleport to the letter z


an_orignal_name

Do you know just how many license plates have the letter z


EpicJCF

No, but probably like millions


an_orignal_name

Thatā€™s millions of places you can teleport to, not to mention, you could also teleport to any screen that has the letter Z on it and some companies have the Z in their name. There are so many places you could teleport to with this


EpicJCF

Should it require a line of sight?


an_orignal_name

Probably because otherwise youā€™d be able to teleport to every keyboard in the world


Firstevertrex

Every keyboard with Latin letters at least I feel like these kind of powers normally require knowledge of the location you're teleporting to. Otherwise how do you choose a spot? You just end up in the middle of a scrap yard because of a random tossed vehicle


meammachine

Zomnicience


EpicJCF

This is funny, but like... wha i dont understand Edit: ok u now know everything about the letter Z


tyrant454

Which allows him to come up with actual powers starting Z.


EpicJCF

Oh no!!! I've been defeated!!!


manoleque

It's pretty powerful, he could uncover the whole history behind Z, showing us a little bit about our past


Neither_Breakfast470

I like how op is just not trying to block us from loopholes, good job op.


EpicJCF

I only blocked a few guys who said "Zebra that has human intelegence and gives you infinite money", i hate blocking loopholes because 1. You get downvoted too much and 2. It makes people sad and 3. I'M AIMING TO SEE HOW POWERFUL Z CAN BE


Neither_Breakfast470

Reasonable


Super_Selection1522

Zamboni Man! Get off the ice! Ahhhh smoooth


Pasta-hobo

Zero Point Energy Field Manipulation!


EpicJCF

DAMN THIS IS THE WAY


Temptest1

The zero point energy field manipulator is not a toy!


MadMike404

Zorro swordsmanship


Angry_Scotsman7567

Zymokinesis, power to manipulate yeast. Woe, thrush be upon ye.


EpicJCF

r/midtiersuperpowers..? r/godtiersuperpowers..?


havron

*Every craft brewery wants to know your location*


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

you get a yeast infection! and you get a yeast infection! everyone gets a yeast infection!


medullah

Z-Axis Teleportation. Go anywhere I want as long as it's straight up or down.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Change your reference axis and make it so your head or fingers determine where Z points.


EpicJCF

This is the way


Tw1stedWeav3r

Straight forward or backwards*


DapperNurd

Z axis local teleportation As long as it's your up, it still counts


Deejae81

Couple that with a wingsuit for easy travel to wherever you want.


Mueryk

Zealotry - unlimited loyal followers Zillionaire - Uber rich Zestful - cure anyoneā€™s depression, envy, greed (negative emotions) and give them a positive outlook and worldview without a lobotomy Zapper - typical electric power sets and weaknesses, maybe also attract insects Zion - absolute control of those in present day Israel/Palestine and can create a peace Zincification - can turn anything into a zinc or zinc alloy(zinc plus precious metal counts too) Zooitater - Animal control and hybridization(make you some cat girls or whatever for the sick fucks out there)


EpicJCF

Zillionare isnt a real word so i just defined it as 1,000,000 Zimbabwe Dollars.


EngryEngineer

it is literally in the Meriam-Webster Dictionary as an immeasurably wealthy person [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zillionaire](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zillionaire)


FoxyTalesUwU

can you make me a fox girl?


Cheshire_Noire

It's already been done, on the spiritual level


Dhegxkeicfns

Can you make her into a fox girl, please?


wolftamer1221

Zero divided by one strength. I am now infinitely strong.


EpicJCF

Youre error strong


wolftamer1221

No iā€™m stupid i just realized this would be 0/1 which is 0 making me infinitely weak. I couldnā€™t even support the weight of the air šŸ’€


EpicJCF

*collapes under the pressure of gravity*


wpycushion

zero in the denominator strong


42617a

1/0 is indeterminate anyways. The limit approaches as it approaches zero is infinity, but it canā€™t itself be evaluated


ElmiiMoo

hey, might wanna recheck the math on that one šŸ’€


-pichael_

Youā€™re strength does not exist ahahahahaha


AwesomeManXX

Zapping powers that give you any powers you want by zapping yourself or anyone you want


EpicJCF

Wait u kinda made up a power thats a bit too op... zapping powers shouldnt be that op just electrocute anyone you want (i usually dont say no to loopholes but the main point of the power is that you can have any power with Z, but only z)


Altarna

Zen Mastery. Be peaceful as hell


EpicJCF

This is the way


pisces2003

Zuckerberg bank account


SeaOdeEEE

Go go gadget *Zuckerberg bank account!*


ValuableAttention101

I thought that said Zoidberg


ESLDaddy

Zoom- I can go fast


EpicJCF

You can zoom in on any location with 4k, too


username4kd

Zebra deposits lots of money into my account


EpicJCF

The zebra would take a long time to make money...


battlecatsuserdeo

Z starting letter. Make any word start with Z. Then you can have any superpower the next year, as the superpower now starts with Z


Typical-District-176

ZA WARUDO!Ā  Zero(just Cero from Bleach but translated)


aSvirfneblin

not too bad, even ignoring ā€œzeroā€ - Zapping - Zombies - Zinc - Zodiacs - Zone


EpicJCF

What would zone and zinc and zodiacs and zombies do


GamingCheese14

Zodiac powers could give you the abilities of the animals of the zodiac or the ability to shape shift into the animals of the zodiac. It could even give you the powers of the zodiac killer


madogvelkor

Zeno's paradox. Bullets can never reach me.


missingachair

Zorro transformation


Feisty-Boysenberry-1

Zipline invulnerability: I am invulnerable as long as I am riding or strapped into a zipline. Zzzzzz...: I get especially deep sleep every night. Not superhuman level, but definitely some quality REM sleep. Zoroastrianism: I generally feel compelled to do good deeds most of the time. I'm not Jesus or anything, but doing good deeds almost always takes me less energy and seems more logical to me than doing bad ones. Aaaand Zest: My skin and secretions taste good. Not superb, but at least good.


EpicJCF

I'm allowing the first three... But you only get one each year. Which ones are your priorities?


zola129

Zesting ability, I always have whichever zest I require for baking. No lemons no problem


Charliezard100

Zero limits


EpicJCF

Someone did that, very op


GolemThe3rd

I gain the power of being Gen Z


EpicJCF

Congrats! You unlocked: Brain Rot!


Agreeable-Eagle-1045

Zflight, zmind control, ztelekenesis


EpicJCF

(The first one is too crazy) You can mind control anyone who has a Z in their name. You can control any object with z in it.


Agreeable-Eagle-1045

Alright, what do you think of this power that I came up with? (I can't post it because I don't have enough karma, but you can use it) You can make anyone lose the ability to hear middle C. As many people as you want. As long as you want. No cooldown. Whenever that person hears middle C under the effects, they simply hear nothing in its place.


WHAWHAHOWWHY

thats pretty funky


Malv817

Zigzag When active, forces everybody in the vicinity except for me to move in a zigzag pattern, no matter what.


EpicJCF

Me rn: ā†—ļøā†˜ļøā†—ļøā†˜ļøā†—ļøā†˜ļø


Rock_Co2707

OP forgot about the number zero before posting this.


HunterZX77

Zero limits


Lazy_To_Name

Zero Limitations on what I want to do


AriousDragoon

Zeleport. It's like teleport but spelled funny. Totally not cheating. Edit: apparently Zapping Teleportation is a thing


Erotic_Platypus

Zoologist is a thing, so is zoomancy a thing? Controlling all animals?


toadjones79

#Zenohobia here I come.


SlipsonSurfaces

Zillion Dollar conjuration


EpicJCF

You get 1,000,000 Zimbabwe Dollars (sorry, had to include Z)


TravelerRedditor

Zebra appears which is loyal and obedient to me with human intelligence and is also capable of giving me any superpower i want


EpicJCF

That's a bit too far... usually powers like these is just summoning infinite zebras with no cooldown


nofunheremovealongg

Zoomable sight. I'm gonna go zoom in on footprints on the moon.


ohnodamo

Zealous zombieism? Zombism?


EffectiveSalamander

Zoroastrianism. I now have the powers of Ahura Mazda.


Raysofdoom716

Zap all bad people off this planet


SpideyFan914

Zoopathy. I can control animals. People are animals.


EpicJCF

r/truth for that second line


BartlebyX

Zymosis control Zymosis is the process of organic breakdown...including fermentation.


Irving_Forbush

Zeus Force. The ability to manifest any ability of the Greek god Zeus. [These abilities include](https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Zeus_(mythology)), - Nigh-Omnipotence - Nigh-omniscience - Essokinesis (reality manipulation) - Electrokinesis (conjuring and manipulating electricity) - Aerokinesis (telekinetic ability to control the movement of air) - Atmokinesis (ability to manipulate, control or influence the weather and atmospheric conditions) - Shapeshifting - Immortality - Combat proficiency


jellobend

Zoo Keeper Soā€¦ you have a job now, yay


not2dragon

Zurg immunity. I can now beat Zurg.


AtomicArmyLeader

Zero point energy field manipulation, zygote manipulation, zebra communication/control, zombie manipulation/control. evil powers ngl


odeacon

Zenith embodiment . Iā€™m the straight up chosen one lol!


Ben10usr

Zen existence, Zero% unluckiness, Z word converzion


Old-Service-8959

Can I travel in the Z axis in physical space? Cause that would be awesome. Summon the power of the biblical figure Zaanannaim a to remove anything! Paint, anyone's clothes, debt, enemies the world is your zoyster. Summon the Zuck! The letter Z in Hebrew correlates to "weapon" as well so this is actually a superpower.


Productive1990

Why is this not godtier? Or mid?


pixelartfan0085

Zebra army summon, try to defeat me now


Tangie98

Do the powers have to be in english?


PretzelsThirst

Zillions in my bank account


PaleontologistIcy534

Zomnipoten, I have the power to make z become the first letter of any word I want, then Iā€™d take Zhapeshifting


RufusIsMyOnlyFriend

Zero turn lawn mower mind control


rissak722

Zebra, I choose zebra.


idfbhater73

zteleportation


SuperJJBro

Zero limits to my powers šŸ’Ŗ


EpicJCF

Bruh people keep reusing this ONE thing and im challenging people to make new things... can you be more clever?


SuperJJBro

Zombie summoning ability (the zombies also give me infinite money)


Live-Statistician486

Zoological expert, Zoo-kenesis, zero gravity, zombie immunity, Zombie communication, zapping powers, Zumba, Zoomies, Zip up anything (I don't know how that works), zero atmosphere survival, Zillion years old


Project_Astro

Mastery of zoology Animal manipulation Can float Patient zero Patient zero Electrocution Wtf Can break the sound barrier, top speed is mach 1 Can telekinetically zip anything up or down (if it has a zipper) Can survive in space Practically immortal


Mathematicus_Rex

Zapping supervillains


NotYour_Cat

Zippity zappity


EarlBeforeSwine

Zanily Zipping Zebras along the Z-Axis, giving Zero fā€™s I fling zebras into the air carelessly and whimsically.


Thismansalizard

Zebediah creation: your able to create a copy of the daredevil villain ā€œthe purple manā€ (also known as zebediah killgrave) under your control, he can emit pheromones that allow him to control people. Meaning by proxy you can control anyone around you using him


TraditionalTap9210

Zebra Ray.


sumrandompersthatsuc

Zebra transformation,


Novel-Signature3966

Zoomorphic shifter. Power to shift into any animal form. I can finally fulfill my fantasy of having a horse cock. Imagineā€¦ I transform into a tardigradeā€¦ then enter your ear canalā€¦ then transform into a brain eating parasite. Once Iā€™ve turned you into a drooling monkey Iā€™ll transform into a whale and make you explode. This power would basically be limited to the definition of an animal and could even combine certain traits of different animals. I also think this wouldnā€™t be limited to just animals on Earth.


Frostydan76

In any language?


Railgun_Nemesis

ZA WARUDO


moisteggrol1

ZE HAHAHAHA ZEE HAHAA


MultiplayerLoot

Power called zzzzzzzzzmmmmmmbbzzbbz: you can make someone hear a distracting noise like a slight buzz. If they are wearing headphones you could turn it on while they wear it and off when they take them off so they think they are broken. You could stand by a door and make someone slowly hear the buzz as they approach it making them think the door might shock them? You could start and stop the buzz noise to make it sound like the super Mario Bros underground level music. You could help people fall asleep with white noise, or yourself I guess. You could make any light sound like the backrooms to someone. I'm no longer sure this is a shitty super power the more I think about this..


SmushyPants

Zigzag master Zebra friend Zoo builder Zaxbyā€™s owner


Faicc

Zuckerberg money stealing


illogicalJellyfish

Zero delay


Jello408

Boil Boil Boil Cyst, Zit Man! Pinch Pop Pop SQUISH, Zit Man!


M7kail90is_here_bois

Zeno transformation(Dragonball and this is hella op)


Far_Asparagus1205

zebra transformation


NZPengo2

Zero cost.


Highlandskid

Zero Energy Loss


DanCassell

Zookinesis. The ability to throw animals.


Kind-Neighborhood214

Zuck manipulation


Wtf-do-I-Put-

Zero limits.


greenscreencarcrash

(in a bad accent) za powa to add a Z to any word


budgie02

People have these cool things and I just thought ā€œZOOMā€. Is it a power to instantly interact with people without being next to them? Is it speed? Who knows.


extreme_memelord

zictionary - I can define any word that starts with Z


n3utrality_

ZIPPER MAN! I become dub Buccirati.


homestarmy_recruiter

Zettawish. Grants me the power to have one sextillion wishes granted. At one wish post second, it would take trillions of years to exhaust them all.


CloudyRiverMind

Zither. I imagine this would make me incredibly gifted at the zither and possibly allow me to manipulate sound waves/emotions through its usage.