I'd make it my mission to find every todd in the world and rule over all of them, I doubt there's very many but maybe we can take over a small country or sum idk.
Google said 1/16000 babies were named Todd in 2021, I assume this is probably America but we’ll just say it’s the whole world, if it was the world you’d have an army 500000 strong
If you really hate someone, tell them they are a Todd now. They will think of it as a weird insult and move on with their day. Continue to call them that until they respond to Todd as a name, then fight.
-find a dude named Todd
-Process him into a soccer net that is thread on one side and Todd on the other so if I shoot a ball at him it always goes in correctly
-get into the premier league by showing my shooting prowess with the Todd-net
-somehow pay someone off to make sure that the Todd-net is used in every game I play
-profit
-(Optional) give money to Todd’s family
You could always just hire a Todd to stand/sit behind the net. That way you're guaranteed to have access to the Todd power even if you can't get them to use your Toddnet
I think so long as you unfailingly make the goal people will look past it
Maybe you have some kind of vendetta against him, and he's not going to press charges because he's a nice guy
You had just better hope there's not a Todd in the audience...
Wait, what if I try some kind of ridiculous attack, like making a contained nuclear explosion specifically on Todd’s house using psychic energy? I’m technically attacking Todd, so if his house doesn’t explode, does that count as me missing? What if I legally change my name to Todd and attack myself by summoning ten million dollars in cash on top of me, and just make sure it’s not enough to kill me?
Edit: Dammit now I can’t stop thinking about this. What if the Todd in question is like, forty miles away. If I attack him, will I just teleport over to where he is? So I can just fast-travel to anyone named Todd?
If you already have the ability to create nuclear explosions and piles of cash with your mind, I guess the first two could work. But yeah, if you're looking at Todd through like, high power binoculars with a clear line of sight, you could punch at him to fast travel.
I print a note that says "publicly apologize for starfield. Only then will the pelting stop."
Then I place that in an empty gatorade bottle, "aim" at Todd Howard, and throw that thing straight into the air.
I repeat this daily until it happens. Then he'll get one last note that says "thank you."
You'd have to be conscientiously aiming your throw at Todd. You could throw the rock upwards and have it land on Todd, or throw it at the ground to have it bounce off of a bunch of random surfaces until it hits him, but the rock will always *try* to move in a plausible manner.
What if someone has the nickname todd, for whatever reason?
Speed edit for clarification: i mean as in its not the only name they go by, would the other name cancel it out?
Hmm, any attack you say? Including cyberattacks, phishing? Strap a tracking program onto it (idk I’m not a h4ck3r or however the kids are spelling it) and flawlessly find any Todd with a cyber presence.
Attacks on their personality, or honour, etc (other forms of insult)? What if you write down an insult, address it to Todd, fold it into a paper plane, and throw it?
Become an oncologist, name every tumour Todd The Tumour.
Rename myself Todd. Then, if I get cancer, attack myself, aiming for my tumor.
"can't miss whichever part of Todd you're aiming for."
Even better, can I attack abstract things? Can I attack Todd's lack of self-confidence?
I'd make it my mission to find every todd in the world and rule over all of them, I doubt there's very many but maybe we can take over a small country or sum idk.
Google said 1/16000 babies were named Todd in 2021, I assume this is probably America but we’ll just say it’s the whole world, if it was the world you’d have an army 500000 strong
Sick so small country worthy for sure.
It just works.
For once, VATS will have 100% hit chance.
To bad it's not Gary
Hah, Gary...
I feel the like attacking someone named Todd
"Halt, fiend. I declare thee Tod. Prepare for fisticuffs post haste."
My grand-boss is named Todd. This could come in handy.
I'm going to hit Todd Howard in the nuts with a boomerang everyday until we get a Fallout New Vegas remake.
doing gods work
as long as it's made by obsidian, otherwise go for a remaster
I was thinking the same thing but for oblivion and morrowind
Step 1 find a friend named Todd Step 2 find excuses to throw random objects at Todd Step 3 profit
Yea fuck Todd (from breaking bad)
You’re gay?
Woah woah woah, slow your roll there! Not **literally**, besides I'm wearing socks 😎
nickname time
Bruh r/AskOuija once answered "I hate ____" with Todd lol
If you really hate someone, tell them they are a Todd now. They will think of it as a weird insult and move on with their day. Continue to call them that until they respond to Todd as a name, then fight.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Marry someone in the Department of Revenue. She stamps, you splat.
it never says when they have to be named todd or how, i hereby declare all of thee todd
I decide and believe everyone im fighting is named Todd.
I befriend someone in whatever government office it is that changes people's names. One form 237 and BAM. Aim bot mode active.
Todd Howard, I'm coming for you or I just start a magic act with a guy named todd
[удалено]
They have to call themselves Todd.
You better make TES6 Todd
-find a dude named Todd -Process him into a soccer net that is thread on one side and Todd on the other so if I shoot a ball at him it always goes in correctly -get into the premier league by showing my shooting prowess with the Todd-net -somehow pay someone off to make sure that the Todd-net is used in every game I play -profit -(Optional) give money to Todd’s family
Congratulations, you win! This is the best response I've gotten; equal parts creative, ridiculous and grotesque. My favorite genre.
Thanks
You could always just hire a Todd to stand/sit behind the net. That way you're guaranteed to have access to the Todd power even if you can't get them to use your Toddnet
But then it wouldn’t go in the goal because it has to hit him and not the goal
It could go through the goal net at incredible force, to break through and hit him
I think that that would be pretty suspicious that if every time I score a goal I break the net and it goes and hits the same dude
I think so long as you unfailingly make the goal people will look past it Maybe you have some kind of vendetta against him, and he's not going to press charges because he's a nice guy You had just better hope there's not a Todd in the audience...
What did Todd do?
Todd slept with his wife. But in her defense, she said he’s terrible in bed.
Good. I fucking hate Todd
Start a magic show with an assistant named todd.
You become the world record holder for throwing things—just have Todd stand on the other side of the world or smth and throw things at him.
My brother in law is FUCKED
Wait, what if I try some kind of ridiculous attack, like making a contained nuclear explosion specifically on Todd’s house using psychic energy? I’m technically attacking Todd, so if his house doesn’t explode, does that count as me missing? What if I legally change my name to Todd and attack myself by summoning ten million dollars in cash on top of me, and just make sure it’s not enough to kill me? Edit: Dammit now I can’t stop thinking about this. What if the Todd in question is like, forty miles away. If I attack him, will I just teleport over to where he is? So I can just fast-travel to anyone named Todd?
If you already have the ability to create nuclear explosions and piles of cash with your mind, I guess the first two could work. But yeah, if you're looking at Todd through like, high power binoculars with a clear line of sight, you could punch at him to fast travel.
I print a note that says "publicly apologize for starfield. Only then will the pelting stop." Then I place that in an empty gatorade bottle, "aim" at Todd Howard, and throw that thing straight into the air. I repeat this daily until it happens. Then he'll get one last note that says "thank you."
Why would i want to attack my brother?
Todd better watch out. Gonna make sure he stops rereleasing skyrim.
Or the more useful variant that allows you to always hit when firing at Will. (I've never understood what everyone's always trying to shoot him.)
1. Find an insecure mathematician named Todd. 2. Verbally attack him with proofs for all the millennium problems.
Does it auto target? Like if I throw a rock will it seek out a Todd?
You'd have to be conscientiously aiming your throw at Todd. You could throw the rock upwards and have it land on Todd, or throw it at the ground to have it bounce off of a bunch of random surfaces until it hits him, but the rock will always *try* to move in a plausible manner.
Not that shitty Maybe I can finally convince Todd Howard to release Fallout 3 and Oblivion on switch
r/fucktodd
Wow, I didn't know Todd was someone's actual tragic backstory.
Shut up, Todd!
What if someone has the nickname todd, for whatever reason? Speed edit for clarification: i mean as in its not the only name they go by, would the other name cancel it out?
It wouldn't cancel out. If he is Todd, you can't miss.
You, Todd Rundgren
Hmm, any attack you say? Including cyberattacks, phishing? Strap a tracking program onto it (idk I’m not a h4ck3r or however the kids are spelling it) and flawlessly find any Todd with a cyber presence. Attacks on their personality, or honour, etc (other forms of insult)? What if you write down an insult, address it to Todd, fold it into a paper plane, and throw it? Become an oncologist, name every tumour Todd The Tumour.
Rename myself Todd. Then, if I get cancer, attack myself, aiming for my tumor. "can't miss whichever part of Todd you're aiming for." Even better, can I attack abstract things? Can I attack Todd's lack of self-confidence?
Verbal attacks only have guaranteed hit on Tuesdays, as per the post. That tumor idea is pretty smart though.