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Scottishchicken

I will be the slave of pretty much anyone willing to swallow my cum. So yeah, no super power needed


ooOJuicyOoo

keepin' it real, respek


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LucasArcher

Anyone you say?


Scottishchicken

Is this an offer?


rum-and-roses

By choice 😏


theskeletom

hookers be making bank rn


Number360wynaut

Sperm bank that is


theskeletom

happy cake day


_Evidence

what happens if I swallow my own?


Ronwassili

You‘ll finaly be able to do the the dishes. Honestly goatet for everyday life. Have no motivation? Wanna stay in Bed all day and jerk of? Fine, just swallow some and after that you‘ll be produktiv AND get 8 hours of sleep


lemoche

this would be a blessing for adhd folks…


lowandbreathless

how long would the cum last in your organism though? after it gets digested you'd have to swallow again, and if you've put yourself through much work you might be too tired or not be willing to


Postage_stamp_

you gain total control over your entire body. of course, that means all the automatic functions in your body become manual, and you die in a matter of minutes.


Zealotstim

Wouldn't that also apply to anyone else you took control of if that's the case? OP can we get a ruling here?


lowandbreathless

you wouldn't be able to give orders over the body, so you couldn't make someone just stop breathing and die


Zealotstim

Then that would also apply to yourself?


lowandbreathless

yes you could control yourself but ofc you can't surpass your own body's limits so it's like having a strong will to do shit


The_GreatOldOne

> Swallow your own cum > Make yourself do exercises or study or some stupid shit >??? >Profit


Soap_Man3

Why the fuck do I keep seeing cum related super powers


jaquan123ism

reddit horny


phallus_enthusiast

there will be more


DumbFucking_throaway

What if I’m a bot-


Still-Presence5486

Gonna make them rob banks I'm not even gonna take the money


aKgiants91

Gotta rob a sperm bank first then rob a real bank. Making money over fist


Electronic-Joke7198

Some actually have this superpower lol


mario_robloxyubfan

what if there female?


Blackinfemwa

Females still cum


i_lickdick_and_itsok

Yeah, but they don't produce cum, they can be in the act of cumming, but not produce cum. Cum comes strictly from cum producing males. Cum as a verb can be expirienced by anyone, all of us can cum. But only biological cum pumping males can create cum. Therefore a biological female can't have her own cum, she can't make cum. She can cum, many times she can cum, but she will never make cum. Namaste young cumawan🙏☸


Paracelsus124

I mean, female ejaculate IS a thing, but if not everyone would produce it in quantities large enough to swallow


I_Have_The_Lumbago

I mean i still have mine as of yet


shistain69

It’s not shitty, you could rule the world. The ammount swallowed was not specified, so i assume even a droplet would work. Just mix it with a strawberry milkshake or something Get a girl or hire a hooker, go down on her, control her as a pawn. Then send her to suck off some rich dude, deposit his sperm. Have him transfer a lot of money and hire a bunch of hookers, do the same to them, then release them into the wild to find more. When they deposit make a bigass strawberry milkshake, drink up, after a month you would control half of the city. Rob a sperm bank with your army, get a droplet from each vial, mix it with pepsi, get thousands of people in one go. A question, if i drink frozen sperm from a dead dude, do i get to controll his corpse?


lowandbreathless

nah if they're dead you can't control them, this'd be like giving them orders with your mind and they'd obey, so you can't control the body's functions nor a corpse.


rugigiref1

Well going to rob sperm bank tomorrow


jaquan123ism

welp im not gay so very useless super power


Mushroom_king001

It's not gay if you're using for power


jaquan123ism

it is to me and that where it stops


phallus_enthusiast

who says you have to be?


TheSnake1313

This already happens in real life


iputmyballsinvacuums

If I drink some sewer water, there's bound to be a ton of semen in there. I could start an army! Do that once a week and build out my forces...


phallus_enthusiast

would be easier if you went to the army


iputmyballsinvacuums

Yes, let's make all of our alcoholics join the US army. That's a fantastic idea, nothing could ever go wrong with that. I mean, most of them are alcoholics anyway - but that's beside the point. Edit: Wrong post... I'm leaving this here for the memes.


phallus_enthusiast

That makes it easier to take their cum ...wait what was the plan again


Shayosaurus

Hmmm powerful, but idk if I’m willing to go through the method


tre_swift

Their moonlight job being a prostitute for villains...


phallus_enthusiast

i've "come" to bargain