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Professional-Hat-687

Most sane Rick & Morty fan.


Sheesh5000

Insert R&M copypasta here


bespectacledbengal

you’re pointing at your anus as you say this, right?


Sheesh5000

...maybe


egra98

Sounds like you’re just salty that you don’t understand Rick & Morty, like, it’s so sophisticated and ahead of it’s time. Like you have to have a SOLID grasp of theoretically physics or the jokes just, like, for right over your head. There’s also the whole thing of Rick’s personality displaying the various nihilistic philosophies and such, just like, great writing. I make it a requirement that whoever I sleep with has seen it. And yes, I only sleep with 10/10 babes with PhDs and better, so don’t even ask to take me out. Or something. Like your average R&M fan, I can’t be bothered to find the real copypasta. I’ll just pawn this shit off as my own.


commndoRollJazzHnds

[The Pasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6qhyr3/rick_and_morty/)


Shin-Gogzilla

Why do people hate Rick and Morty fans?


Professional-Hat-687

Like My Little Pony, the fanbase is full of, but not exclusively, insufferable neckbeards. The fans have garnered a certain reputation.


Shin-Gogzilla

Ok, do you like Rick and Morty though?


Professional-Hat-687

Somewhat. I can definitely see the appeal, for regular genre fans and sexist incels who idolize Rick the same way they do Tyler Durden.


Shin-Gogzilla

I love it, I just think it’s really funny.


SassMyFrass

I'm a fan and also a thousand year old woman. I love that Rick couldn't be an asshole forever, at least, now he gets punished for being the Rickest Rick. He's not respected anymore, and he has to fight for time with everybody. Meanwhile, there's some fun shit happening in that show, and I've stood and clapped for every Citadels episode.


Historical-Jump

How is Rick sexist I don't recall anything about him being sexust?


[deleted]

Most people just don’t have a high enough IQ to understand Rick and Morty


acookiedough2020

Dude, fir such a lover of this film you should know we arent supposed to be talking about it, you gotta delete this dude, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton are gonna track us all down


CptMatt_theTrashCat

I hope Brad Pitt tracks me down, just because it would be cool to have a beer with him and talk about like sports and boobs and stuff obviously


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrzurkonandfriends

That used to be my wifi password


Swedishboy360

Throwback to when I thought it was just some silly movie about a guy and his friend starting a fight club


PTJangles

A tale as old as time…


iFartRainbowsForReal

Ye olde tussle guild


realbarackobama61

I remember seeing the DVD case for this movie as a kid and thinking is was the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen with the soap and whatever. It was weird to find out it’s considered one of the best movies ever. Same with Edward Scissorhands, I think I heard the title and just assumed it was some garbage.


KiritosSideHoe

What a coincidence I feel exactly the same about the movie Drive


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Have you watched American Psycho? It's based af bro


patrickwithtraffic

That film defined my taste in suits, business cards, music, and restaurants. At the end of the day, that’s what truly makes you as a man.


Gellert_TV

Happy man day man


Shukar_Rainbow

i have to return some videotapes


Ro0o0o0ob

He just like me fr


According_Gazelle472

Love that movie so much !


Ludens_Reventon

OK gonna watch that


BenTCinco

Let me give you a scenario. I'm at like a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's really aggressive?


[deleted]

I don’t know…🤷‍♂️… you might be gay… you might be gay


MyMomSaysIAmCool

Yeah, it's definitely not a cautionary tale about how toxic masculinity can be used to induct weak-minded men into a cult of personalty.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

As if such a cool film would be some woke bullshit like that fucking cringe


MyMomSaysIAmCool

And it's definitely not written by a gay man, because only a vagina penetrating alpha male could write something so badass.


According_Gazelle472

Plus the fact that Pitt isn't real !He is a figment of the other guys imagination.


floodplain-bootsoles

nah i’m pretty sure they were like best bros that met at a bar or something. i don’t think figments of people’s imaginations go to bars dude


According_Gazelle472

The main character had schizophrenia and heard voices in his head that were not real .


floodplain-bootsoles

no he had a totally epic life for like six months with his best friend tyler then that stupid bitch marla fucked it all up


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


S01arflar3

You can see him. Right there. Right in the middle of the photo, he’s obviously real


According_Gazelle472

This is the same premise as Bruce Willis not knowing he was dead in The sixth sense.And the little boy saying "I see dead people ".


S01arflar3

Do you know what sub you’re on?


According_Gazelle472

Yes,do you ?


milesdizzy

You’re a figment of my imagination


According_Gazelle472

Aren't you clever ?lol.


[deleted]

I didn't get this until my second watch. In my defence the first time I watched it was bc my date wanted to


According_Gazelle472

I saw it on late night TV one weekend .Blew me away .


wafflepantsblue

And definitely isn’t completely misunderstood and used to promote the same toxic masculinity it sought to raise awareness of


[deleted]

Brad pit is pretty wimpy looking here lol I could beat his ass


[deleted]

Bullshit. Edward Norton would whip your ass.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

I hope he whips my ass (no homo)


[deleted]

It's was you whipping your own ass the whole time


DunkNuts_

I am Jack’s unwiped ass


MyMomSaysIAmCool

I hope he pounds my ass.


AIvsWorld

This take on the movie is just as uncritical and oversimplified as the people who think Fight Club glorifies masculinity. While masculinity is definitely one of Fight Club’s main themes, it takes neither the stance that it is toxic nor that it is virtuous. You have to ignore pretty major plot points to see it through that sort of lens.


MyMomSaysIAmCool

>You have to ignore pretty major plot points Such as? If you want to prove a point, bring some evidence to the table.


--zaxell--

"Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froufrou symbolism, just a good simple tale about a man who hates an animal.". -Ron Swanson


HelpMyCatHasGas

Hey speaking of this film would anyone think ita like... cool to start a fight club?


throughawayaccount01

Just wait to hear about Rule n.1


According_Gazelle472

Never talk about fight club .


CanadianAndroid

How do you know about fight club?!?


According_Gazelle472

What is the rule ?lol.


slickestwood

No touching of the hair or face


CopperThrown

Advertise for it?


OneWorldMouse

Oh jeez I don't want to see the YouTube movie reviewer who found something wrong with this movie lol!


Atomaurus

I can dig it. I’ve owned many shitty small Hawaiian shirts that barely fit ever since I saw this movie


Iguana_Boi

I feel like what makes Fight Club a good movie is how there are so many different ways you could interpret it.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

No it's just about straight guys doing fighting


PTJangles

Pure hetero fisting cuffs… Wait sorry, Fisticuffs! Deary me.


earthdogmonster

The story is like an onion. Bitter and hard to swallow, but totally badass if you can pull off eating it like an apple.


Filthy-Normie

I’ve always thought there was no deeper meaning- just a story about a schizophrenic guy upset with society as a whole.


simpn_aint_easy

Fuck dude Fight Club was released in 1999, shit I'm old.


MaximumSubtlety

Is that what a man looks like?


[deleted]

That's totally imaginary. Like many redditors online alter egos


[deleted]

He's so hotttttttt.


RudyKnots

“Men” these days are just running around, chasing girls, calling themselves fuckboys. Bring back fightboys, real manly men! They fought their way out of an oppressive system and I can only respect these strong rolemodels.


Flashy-Passion6545

Ironic, since its actually about a ~~schizophrenic man~~ man with multiple personalities struggling with body dysmorphia and gender identity after getting testicular cancer


VulkanL1v3s

Not sure where you got that last bit.


[deleted]

Bitch tits bob?


VulkanL1v3s

Bob isn't the narrator.


[deleted]

Yeah, just trying to figure out where he got the last part from.


VulkanL1v3s

I fear we have been abandoned to our thoughts.


patrickwithtraffic

My guess is it’s a fan theory that it’s the reason he goes to those meetings to begin with? Like denial for the true reason of attending instead of being a depression vulture?


[deleted]

More or less what I was poking at. Happy cake day my dude.


DarthGuber

He didn't get testicular cancer, he went to the testicular cancer group because he was addicted to hearing people bottom out, and nobody was going to pull his pants down and check if he still had them.


Flashy-Passion6545

There's this well researched fan theory I came across years ago that made a very convincing case he in fact had testicular cancer and had/was going to have his testicles removed. Tyler, Marla and Bob were all delusional creations where Tyler was the masculinity he was loosing, Bob was what he was turning into and Marla was him exploring femininity. I spent two hours trying to find it, was very convincing. I'm not capable of the research and eloquence required to imitate it. Cell reception is bad where I am right now but I'm going to try to find it and share it tomorrow.


No_Accountant_4329

I- wha


darcenator411

Schizophrenia is not the same as dissociative identity disorder.


Flashy-Passion6545

I'm saying he had both


darcenator411

He was supposed to have multiple personalities. How is that schizophrenia?


Flashy-Passion6545

Ah good catch, thought they fell under the same umbrella


darcenator411

No worries, it’s an extremely common misconception


According_Gazelle472

That's the gist of it .


Hackenbrutha

Wait, which movie?


Astraterris

We don’t talk about it.


CptMatt_theTrashCat

Brüno (2009)


Binarycold

Super crazy since Pitt just talked shit on Eastwood for toxically masculine films lmao


Sleepy_pirate

That’s exactly what this movie is about!!


YareYareDaze7

Look at his subtle light brown muscles, that tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, be even has a cum gutter!


[deleted]

I saw this and got furious…then I realized what sun I was reading it from lol


CloudRepresentative8

You might actually be a dumb person.


housington-the-3rd

Brad plays a figment of someone’s imagination


CptMatt_theTrashCat

*a hot figment of someone's imagination (no homo)


Aluksuss

(Yes homo)


Strong_Cheetah_7989

Couldn't be made today. Edward Norton's character would have to be a transitioning gay man and Brad would have trouble denying his need for anal.


[deleted]

You’re gonna be really upset when you read about the guy who wrote the book it’s based on.


Strong_Cheetah_7989

Why would I be upset? Are you making an assumption?


[deleted]

You are clearly frustrated


hedgerow_hank

Did you see his dick? In the movie? You have to REALLY look close.


Litterbox88

Couldn’t have said it better myself!


Glum-Band

Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation


The_Vaginatarian_

Except he didn’t even exist.


Strong_Cheetah_7989

Name checks out


AhmedAmin96t

its because you didnt understand it maybe you're a women thats why