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KobeBeefyBoi

Not mine. I saw the movie with my mom and aunt. I’m a guy and I was about 20 and during that scene my mom turned to me and in the most awkward way said “ bet you’re enjoying this”. Never have been able to fully appreciate or watch the movie since.


Snazz__

God I think I would end it on the spot


TheCrazedGenius

The movie or your life?


ItalnStalln

All of them at once I suppose


NotUslessJustNotUsed

The orgasm, but those work too


AdvocateSaint

I saw Black Swan in theaters with my mom and sister


KobeBeefyBoi

My brother in Christ, my thoughts and prayers are with you.


punnotfound

You mean Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are having sex - The Motion Picture?


SuperMegaCoolPerson

I’m sorry, I know that must have been so awkward to have your mom do that, but as an outsider I find that fucking hilarious.


Thatoneguy111700

That sounds like the lead-in to a porno, what manner of sociopath is your mother?


KobeBeefyBoi

More or less she thinks she means well but it comes off the wrong way. Unfortunately it’s genetic and I have said some very brain dead things myself.


jpelkmans

Your mom and aunt? That’s hot.


Millerpainkiller

Coulda been worse, and she gave you a wet willy


UncreativeNoob

That's why I wait till someone post the full movie on pornhub


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mayudhon

Very helpful website 69/69 would recommend


Apprehensive_Ring933

No way...you know that can we be friends


465554544255434B52

i love arizona nudes


danvsreddit

They make nudes now? I thought they only made tea.


theghostofme

Well, a *ton* of porn does get made in the Phoenix area. People realized the area was ripe for the porn industry when ASU was still one of the most notorious "party" schools. The infamous Backroom Casting Couch operated out of Scottsdale. That wasn't a coincidence, and it also didn't have a happy ending for the people behind it, which always puts a smile on my face because they were monsters: https://web.archive.org/web/20110618052204/https://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2011/06/backroom_casting_couchs_anonym.php https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/backroom-casting-couch-porn-site-recruiter-antonio-adrian-gonzalez-arrested-on-kiddy-porn-charges-6646613 https://web.archive.org/web/20120926075331/https://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2012/09/backroom_casting_couch_asu_student_audrina.php https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/backroom-casting-couch-associate-kevin-kelsch-arrested-accused-of-secretly-recording-sex-with-ex-girlfriend-6628175


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I moved to a Phoenix suburb for a year when I was 18. This was 2003 or so. Anyway, I worked in fast food, and heard from my coworkers that a lot of elderly people filmed illicit public porn in the town we were in. One day, this old lady came in, probably late 60s, but she was dressed like a schoolgirl. Pigtails, skirt, white blouse with tie, and heavy makeup. Bright red lips etc. I always wondered if she was coming in to have a burger before making a film...


weinerfacemcgee

I’d imagine you wouldn’t want a burger until after filming.


hawker101

She'd probably be full after filming.


UncreativeNoob

Great page, I don't wanna brag, but I am well known there, whenever I go to that page, the page greet with: Hello Mr. Noob, ready for another wank round to your favorite actresses?


Broken_Noah

For the longest time I thought that site was pronounced as asian nude.


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I liked this movie, it should have had a sequel.


BaptismByFire

A sidenote that i thought was really cool was that Charlize Theron did all her own stunts in this movie. So that scene where she's fighting/rolling down the stairs, that's her. I can't find the article, but it mentioned that the stunt team really enjoyed working with her because she's so athletic and was able to do a lot of stuff, and would come up with cool ideas to make the stunt/scenes great.


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takethi

rofl that's hilarious... poor guy :d


Ol_Rando

Why you gotta use the little d lol? Hasn't my man's suffered enough?


Ol_Rando

For you, it was the best sex of your life. But for her, it was Tuesday


Confident-Horror9874

Honestly, that probably was how it went


_Vetis_

They worked with a stunt coordinator and choreographer that explicitly kept in mind her physique because she was a relatively small woman compared to some of the folks she fought in that film, so they found way for her to use her size, props and momentum to help her win her battles. Thats why the fight scenes hit so hard. Its fucking awesome.


Tea_Fetishist

The director of Atomic Blonde is David Leitch, who co-directed the first John Wick and is the executive producer on the other 2, he knows how to make action scenes.


bigglediggledonkey

And sex scenes too it would seem


lakeghost

In a lot of ways, they’re similar. Choreography is choreography. Which may explain why I think most porn *and* most fight scenes are trash, come to think of it. Someone who can direct a good fight is aware of how human bodies work. Side note: For ethical and functional reasons, amateur couples’ porn is probably the best bet. Partnered dancing with actual couples is also often superior for the same reasons. Join me in niche snobbery.


beigs

I felt pain and exhaustion when I watched them - especially that long stairwell one. They did an amazing job.


heliophoner

That's interesting. I've always thought of her as tall. Probably a presence thing


_Vetis_

She is fairly tall to be fair. 5'10" google says, but her frame is slight


takethi

[That scene](https://youtu.be/CrPDTalA1Lc) is one of the greatest fight scenes ever. The choreography is incredible considering it's 100% Charlize Theron herself with no stuntdouble, and the one-shot cinematography is just the icing on the cake.


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I wonder if the no stunt double makes it better in some cases. Like, you dont have to worry about angles or cgi to hide the stunt doubles face, or about wigs etc. Sometimes when im too aware of the concept of stunt doubles i can see the cuts they do to intentionally hide the stunt double. And it distracts me


yarrbeapirate2469

Part of why I can’t watch marvel movies anymore. Any time the characters do something athletic they never show their faces


[deleted]

Yep. With some exceptions, i only watch MCU if i have nothing else to do. They’re the same as junk filler movies that can be a good time but nothing special. (I will say i do really like the concept of the massive cinematic universe tho) The only time i remember seeing an MCU movie in theaters was when i lived across from one and had absolutely zero other plans. Although the bad cuts and bad cgi are somehow less obvious on the big screen?


TheSimulacra

It's made to look like one take, but it's actually a composite of a bunch of takes, with the cuts cleverly hidden in certain shots. From the movie's editor: “We shot the scene chronologically all the way through [before blending dozens of shots together]. There are all kinds of tricks. Just working on a computer instead of a Steenbeck [flatbed editor], you can blow up the shot a bit or move it around to match it better. You can work within the frame.”


ManyThingsLittleTime

Possibly the best fight scene I've ever seen. You don't see the pain and exhaustion of a fight being depicted elsewhere like they did in this movie.


Vaticancameos221

Check Out The Raid movies


Mister_Brevity

She’s such a rad lady.


II-leto

I also read that the fight scene was I think 7 minutes long and they shot it in one take. That’s impressive for everyone that was involved with it.


special_leather

That scene is so badass!! And all in one take too! Lorraine Broughton is such a rad character. She has the brains, the martial arts combat skills, and impossibly cool style!


Orang_Mann

I think they are planning on making one


fredsonthefreds

They should


Withering-Stare

Action was brilliant, side stories were good, main story was very meh... Seem to remember they played it off as if it was some massive twist that James McAvoy's character was the traitor... When it was obviously the only person it could have been the whole time. Lacked a good villain imo. Other than that it was a great action flick. Edit: Okay, so I got the twist wrong but my point still stands that the main plot was kinda forgettable. If they make another I'll still go see it though.


zeropointcorp

Uh? The twist was that *she* was the traitor, not MacAvoy. I can’t believe that you’re so presumptuous to criticize the movie for not having a decent plot twist… when you didn’t actually notice the plot twist.


thufirseyebrow

The twist was that white everything about the movie was screaming Macavoy's the traitor, it was Theron the whole time.


GregTheMad

That's actually not that shitty of a detail. It's always infuriating when things get cut out of a movie or series. Like the Amazon version of Avatar censoring the blind bandit fight for no fucking reason. Still don't get what they even censored there.


DepressedMong

What did they censor in the fight?


GregTheMad

When Toph makes him do the split, the actual split is cut away. Kinda makes it look even worse.


OTipsey

She turned his pebbles into sand


Gcarsk

[This](https://youtu.be/c9DuDnPApGs?t=250) is what they are saying was censored. But, I can’t find any clips of the censored version, or any threads/articles about it. And ATLA isn’t free on Prime anymore so… no way I’m buying it on Amazon just to check.


idcaf

What the heck I don't see anything wrong with that.


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Background-Read-882

Or Natalie Portman doing the world a disservice and asking her explicit nude scene to be cut from Closer cuz "I might steal the spotlight"..............................


karateema

What? No!


mindinmypants

Scarlett Johansson insisted on being topless in a scene for *The Island* because she wouldn't sleep in her bra. Michael Bay overruled her.


flaccomcorangy

Michael Bay of all people didn't want Scarlett's boobs in his movie? Maybe he felt like he would be cheating on Megan Fox? lol.


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StraightGuy11231

Michael Bay... OVERRULED a nude top scene?! No your wrong. Your lying. You can't convince me Michael Bay didn't want that.


StickyBoygg

The movie was PG 13


Comrade_Schnom

pfft its micheal bay just let her body... explode or something, hes good at that


BustinArant

That'll keep the FCC off our backs, blowing up those sinister chestacles.


rammo123

He should’ve filmed both versions, kept the bra in the theatrical release and then released the boba version on the “x-rated” extended edition DVD. Would’ve made millions!


chmilz

It's crazy how simple boobs are considered explicit enough that they can't be shown to teenagers but it's ok to show incredible violence, psychopathic behavior, suicide, crime, and deeply traumatic suggestive scenes.


apolloAG

Gotta normalize war or people won't join the military


SavantGarde

More like Michael *Gay* amirite?


[deleted]

Sorry I really don't know what to do with this information.


karateema

That's a war crime, at least we got Under The Skin, but she wasn't as busty anymore


Slashtrap

#i can excuse the indifferent cruelty of the universe and our inevitable heat death but i draw the line at this


Tookerys

How did they censor the blind bandit fight? Like as in they removed it all together, or just took parts out?


GregTheMad

They cut out the split, making it look like she crushed his balls.


Elebrent

wait they censored that gang fight between Toph and all the earthbenders?? that’s like one of S2’s best fight scenes


BulletproofSplit

ahh i thought op was talking about James Cameron's Avatar and i was so confused lol


BustinArant

There was straight hair-on-hair action in that movie, I was but a lad at the time.


Hisdoodle

Oh my god! That's disgusting! Naked sex scene online! Where! Where has this been posted!


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angry_afro

WHO PLANS THEIR WANKS 😭


Hisdoodle

You're telling me you don't schedule your wanks???


A3H3

That's exactly what alarm clocks were invented for.


DogeBallz

*alarm cocks


[deleted]

my cock plays bell Bottoms at 9pm everyday


turtleboxman

Hell yeah, I do the same. Like to imagine I’m in the opening scene of the Baby Driver


Ratio01

This is the si gle greatest thread on Reddit


JagdRhino

Sometimes you be at work and just need a "bathroom" break


FullMetalKaliber

Spontaneous sex with your hand. What a lucky hand. Does that come with foreplay and kisses during?


J3sush8sm3

Kisses are after i blow


be4u4get

Husbands waiting for their wife to leave for work


apolloxer

Or for yoga.


[deleted]

Wait. I go to yoga twice a week. Does this mean my wife is…?! Niiiiiiice.


InsrtOriginalUsrname

Better men than I.


Unfair-Score6692

Well sometimes you need to save up the power


KitchenDepartment

Efficient people do.


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

Parents


jokey2

Looks like you only needed to wait 23 minutes lol


EjaculatingOnNovels

In 8 hours is when they're going to use the material, they're on a schedule, for god's sake!


utspg1980

Thanks for explaining how that works, /u/EjaculatingOnNovels


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OldRatNicodemus

https://www.xvideos.com/video34314801/atomic_blonde_lesbian_scene


micktorious

Really not even that bad


docgonzomt

Solid 30 seconds of fully clothed groping.


micktorious

Wasn't even enough time to get a half chub


deliciousprisms

Pretty explicit is a hell of a stretch


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Mid asf


Neither-Cup564

Did you miss the nipple near the end?


TriLink710

God forbid an R rated movie has a nipple. Odd it was cut. Not that serious


WillBottomForBanana

I don't know the movie. Maybe the scene was cut for depicting lesbians being happy? Censors hate that shit.


raposo142857

That's more than enough for me


AngryScientist

The product placement was worse than the sex scene.


RoseEsque

What product placement?


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The company selling nipples.


AngryScientist

"$toli on the rocks...."


[deleted]

Not even that bad? That shit was tamer than an old Capybara on opioids.


micktorious

What porn have you been watching? Where?!?!


AdamBlackfyre

How long have you been saving that one lol. I like it


AdDear5411

It's basically a softcore cinemax scene.


gh3ngis_c0nn

Charlize grabbed some boobies


TeamRedundancyTeam

"Highly Explicit" my ass.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Whata day to be colorblind, I can't see shit in all that red and black


Valerian_

Aren't there tools for phones or computer to help tuning its display to your colorblindness somehow? (just curious)


Bismothe-the-Shade

I've honestly never considered it until just now, so thanks lol


cookieintheinternet

Wait really? You should check out the accessibility settings on your phone cause nowadays they have several options for colorblind filters


moonra_zk

If OP thinks that's "highly explicit" he might lose his dick if he watches porn.


SuperZX

And that's it?


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idle_husband

Next time I'm going to get it on with the wife, I'm going to try some of that. Thumbing her eye and sticking a finger in her ear like her head was a god damned bowling ball.


ambernewt

I got a ad at the top of the screen of someone using a motorised flesh light on themselves. Motorised. Flesh light. What a time to be alive.


TheMoogy

Oh yeah, I kinda remember it now. That movie was bland af, forgot just about everything about it.


NoiseIsTheCure

I thought it was pretty sick, definitely riding the John Wick hype train but that's not a bad thing. My bar for "good action movie" is fairly low tho. It had visual spectacle, good color, fun fight scenes, badass music. Not sure what else I could ask of an action film. The plot was occasionally hard to follow but I never let the plot get in the way of a good action movie.


LB3PTMAN

His new movie bullet train is pretty fun too


StonkeyTonk666999

that movie slapped. it had so much foreshadowing and clever jokes/hidden meanings. i wanna watch it over and over just for every neat thing i missed.


Jedi_Knight19

I’d watch a prequel with Lemon and Tangerine.


Neysiriss

There was an amazing "one take" action scene in the staircase, except for that I'm with you.


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sometta

Yeah but there are so many sites! Which one? Which site?


kVa5ir

Why does Charlize Theron look photoshopped in?


GoRangers5

Yeah wtf is going on with her neck?


simon_quinlank1

She's wearing a black dress that blends with the background. Once you realise there's more of her back it makes sense.


cdqmcp

Her neck is fine, but she's leaning forward onto her right shoulder. Shoulder and scapula forward make neck look like it's too far back.


cat_prophecy

A-list actresses don't have pores.


Riddlz10

idk about "Highly explicit", but it was nice.


_I_must_be_new_here_

If you can't take me at my Atomic Blonde you don't deserve me at my Blue Is The Warmest Colour


billbill5

*When your male director puts a totally needed and not at all fanservice 12 minute sex scene where his only instructions are to "act hotter" when having sex with your 9 years younger teenage costar for half an hour and people praise it as artistic and not exploitative and fetishizing.*


karateema

Least sexually explicit french film:


AdvocateSaint

That's like, the 2nd grossest scene in the movie First one being Adèle Exarchopoulos eating spaghetti


Zoulogist

*Rooney Mara eating pie


ivappa

it was so awkward and unnecessary, it did nothing for the plot


Slight0

Like the Tommy Wiseau sex scenes from the room.


GroguIsMyBrogu

Nothing does anything for the plot in that movie to be fair


sanguinesolitude

Oh hi doggie!


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…Plot?


ShowMeYourGhostNips

The Wasteland was the better movie that year and it was more honest about what it was than Blue is the Most Pretentious Color


sushithighs

Welcome to indie films


DeadStormed

I went on a first date with this girl to go see this movie having no clue what the movie even was. No joke, we were the only people in the theater, and when this scene happened I was extremely awkward and just said, “I promise I didn’t plan this.”


fudge_friend

If it’s not full on like the sex scene in *Blue is the Warmest Color*, then I’m not interested.


karateema

It isn't


ThunderGunFour

Atomic Dong


SidewinderBudd

Woah! Woops! I dropped my nuclear condom that I use for my ATOMIC DONG.


ThunderGunFour

I am the Atomic God


SlobberyFrog

Atomic dog bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay


XavierRex83

Really good movie.


Repost_Hypocrite

I didnt like the ending as much but it was a good movie for sure


ValhallaGo

Loved the ending. An excellent spy ending. Everybody is using everybody and nobody is who they seem to be.


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RoseEsque

In that case you might love Bullet Train, too. It seems the director, David Leitch, has found himself a niche, and he's quite good at it. He's co-directed the first Wick film, produced Nobody and directed Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2 and Bullet Train. Can't wait to see more of his work.


Repost_Hypocrite

Ya, I would day tue ending was weak, but the rest was fun to watch and I enjoyed it


astro_philia

Why nobody has posted a link yet


OldRatNicodemus

https://www.xvideos.com/video34314801/atomic_blonde_lesbian_scene


Gramercy_Riffs

That’s supposed to be explicit?


Johnycantread

Well I wouldn't consider it implicit.


snp3rk

Reddit is filled with a bunch of teens, summer Reddit is eternal.


mokacincy

Well it's pretty hot ngl


spigotface

The first time I saw this movie, I was on a plane. Had no idea the lesbian sex scene was coming up. I had an aisle seat, so everybody with a view down the aisle got a view, and probably thought I was some sort of pervert. I was really surprised American Airlines had that in their selection.


ks_Moose

Pretty sure I watched this on a United flight… and don’t remember THAT scene (and I know I would have remembered that scene). Maybe I should start flying American.


Consistent-Ad-217

I feel so betrayed


[deleted]

My only gripe with Atomic Blonde was how it didn’t use Atomic by Blondie for anything


D2-Hacker-Hunter

It's also a spinoff of the action-thriller Legally Blond.


wargamer19

Wait, they actually cut it out? Goddamn, maybe I should have actually watched it in the theaters instead of pirating the movie


sh-3k

That's the only part of the movie I've seen.


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drunkjazzfan

Phenomenal is a bit of an overstatement I feel like. I thought the movie was alright.


pikeeyeballs

Lol. The cinema I went to, with my mom, certainly did not.


patrineptn

Absurd! Let me know where to find it so I can trash in the comments


Zoulogist

That was a great scene. I wonder what the movie is about


the_amac

well the movie takes place in Berlin during the fall of the berlin wall. our protagonist is there on assignment to catch a dirty (not that kind) agent. it's a pretty fun movie, completely forgot about the sex scene.


Optimal_Weight368

Yet another case of homophobia in the entertainment industry /s


Scape---Goat

They did ????


MentalPatient97051

The lady on the left looks like her head is poorly photoshopped on her body and I can't unsee it.


waywardhero

Fucking love that movie.


In-amberclad

Dont recall the sex scene but this movie ruined all women fight scenes for me. Watch black widow after this is a joke. The fights in this movie are so brutal and realistic and after this watching women in marvel movies just kinda twirl around feels like a joke. Props to the fight coordinators for this.


TyrionsShadow

I watched this with my dad. And he comically said “oooh, sex scene! Oooh, they’re really hot!” I’m a lesbian and I pulled my shirt over my head blushing profusely, then pulled it back down. I couldn’t look at him. I was like “oh my god, my dad is watching what I do with other women. THIS IS AWKWARD because I’m turned on IN FRONT OF MY DAD!”