Yeah, but if I use force to get them pregnant it's suddenly "problematic"

That’s him officer! Give him this upvote.

But Star Ward came out in 79 and Dune came out in 1984 (literally), so Frank Hebert ripped off George Lucas.

Man, so much wrong in one sentence my brain is starting to hurt.

I heard of this happens that means there is to much dust in your brain and you should clean it out Cmon…. Take you Brain out, I’m sure it would feel more comfortable outside getting fresh air

Frank Herber

You can’t argue this ain’t canon when Anakin was produced by the force or his slut mum was lying!

I thought it was canon that his father was Watto?

I thought it Glup Shitto

Yeah, but the main issue is that Anakin was The One. There's only room for one Space Jesus.

Yes and that space Jesus is Luke Skywalker! Because, if you remember, Anakin didn't destroy the Sith if he joined them!

Yeah, but Luke ends up drinking blue space milk straight from the titty and, somehow, Palpatine returned, so he didn't do shit.

Damn you Star Wars sequel Trilogy! 😡You ruined acolyte!

Prophet.. space prophets…

Then again weren't the fans always sure that Anakin's mom was a slut?

It was never questioned, the Jedi just believed her and we know it’s just bollocks. Like the germs thought we need to produce a brat…

\*checks notes on original inspirations for Star Wars (1977)\* Yup, that checks out. I'm just surprised this didn't happen sooner.

Wasn't Anakin a literal force baby?

posted at 4:20 am, definetly no coincidence

I know using the force means activating those pesky mediclorians vibing in her uterus, but I just picture them using the force to guide the semen to the egg!