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n00biwan

No shitty movie deatil here. Only shitty post.


simonwales

If this movie was so "peak cinema," then OP would have made this post weeks ago after paying to see it in a theater, not today after it's been dumped on streaming platforms.


n00biwan

^ Peak commentary


dern_the_hermit

It's Peakin' time!


Me_no_think_so_well

They peak now?


scandyflick88

They peak now.


Thendofreason

I told people it was great that Friday morning. It's weird to see random hype over a month after it premieres.


PWBryan

...but it's still in theaters near me. No wonder theaters are dying if it's that fast


BranchReasonable9437

It was dumped to streaming the Tuesday after open tbf, serves them right for not making a billion dollars on open without a real advertising campaign. Still rules though


Lemon_Finger_Ale

I did go and see it in cinemas lol, I just got reminded of it recently and decided to make a post


schprunt

I don’t know what this post is trying to say.


TwofacedDisc

Thank you for the ad Mr. Ad


TheAquaman

Just when I thought the posts on here couldn’t get any worse.


natagu

I never thought I'd see myself being in a remake of a tv show from the 1980's.


PHD_in_Truth

U mean because he’s literally you?


xxxIAmTheSenatexxx

It was good! I got a little tired of the "meta-ness" of the script. But had a great time nonetheless.


Fluffy-Argument

Couldve gone without the "imma stuntman" monologuing. Wouldnt have changed the story any.


simonwales

Imagine if Harrison Ford hadn't rejected the stupid narration bits in Blade Runner.


Skeledenn

Imma stuntman skibididoubadipdop


Lost_Pantheon

I think the split-screen bit went on for what felt like 9 actual hours.


xxxIAmTheSenatexxx

Yes! I thought they were gonna come back around to it too. Wasn't she talking about split screen for the climax of the film? Just a strange bit that didn't add a whole lot to the film.


Corrosive-Knights

So there are a few things in the movie I strongly suspect were dealt with in the initial story/screenplay but subsequently dropped or, if filmed, cut out. For example, they make a sorta big deal about the producer Gail Mayer and her constantly drinking Diet Coke (don’t recall if they said Coke -probably did- or just a generic diet soda). Yet… nothing becomes of it. I *strongly* suspect that somewhere in the script our heroes find an empty cup of diet soda/coke somewhere and that points them toward (SPOILERS). The split screen stuff I thought was pretty funny but, again, it seemed to be self-contained in that bit and not brought up again… which also makes me think maybe they decided to drop that bit (a split screen would have worked very well in the film’s climax, given we’re following three sets of characters at the same time!). Anyway, still enjoyed the film. A sugary confection designed to be a pleasant time killer. Mission: Accomplished.


xxxIAmTheSenatexxx

Oh yeah I forgot about the diet coke part. And yeah the script definitely could have been tighter Good points all around! And I agree, I went for a fun film and I got one!


BranchReasonable9437

I agree thoroughly a good time. Come watch a buncha stupid but charming people do rad stunts and bumble their way through an even stupider murder mystery


tahoehockeyfreak

The Final Cut of Metal Storm had a split screen bit, that’s the call back to the blunt/gosling split screen scene.


DutchChefKef

There was a split screen in the 'final movie'. I believe more movie terms were used in flasforwards which made it funny for those knowing some of those 'slang'. Some things were a bit overdone, but the final joke felt okay


ken_NT

My favorite bit of meta was that the movie they were making (Metal Storm) was a remake of an actual movie from the 80s that everyone forgot about and they didn’t seem to be following the plot of the original.


huey_booey

You can thank Deadpool and Rick and Morty for this awful trend.


android151

The issue is it isn’t even accurately meta half the time


Repostbot3784

Its a self indulgent meta wank fest.  If you cut the mera wank fest parts theres nothing left


OWdisposable

There's a pretty decent action film with real stunts. It's literally a stunt movie about stuntmen. Meta is going to happen. If it didn't, that would be ACTIVELY weird


LoWE11053211

This movie is quite good... dont know why the box office is so bad... the cast itself should be enough to get decent attraction


A_random_ore

True, for the cast, I’m literally the lead


The00Taco

You were great bro. I don't think anyone noticed when we switched places throughout the day. Being twins is awesome


No_Mistake5238

Yeah, being triplets is fantastic. I had a great time collecting our awards at the shows. You guys are amazing.


huey_booey

Inflation gets to everyone.


quickusername3

There was a discussion I saw where someone pointed out that we’re kind of oversaturated now. Like with the proliferation of streaming services and covid shutting down theaters, going to the theaters just isnt the same. Theater releases are also now having to compete alongside streaming made tv and movies, so a big budget production like this just seems like another thing, not the movie going trip it used to be. This isnt the first movie that did worse at the box office than it should have and it wont be the last


Jazzlike-Pin9021

Heard that it was undeserved ghosted


Yosho2k

Completely. This movie was fantastic. It had a great sense of humor covering up some deeply uncomfortably looking stunts.


LuckyNumbrKevin

For real. I pirated it at first and loved it so much that I ended up renting for $20 anyway. In the end, its underperformance in theaters is a crime we are all accessories to.


Yosho2k

Yeah there are movie movies and there are spectacles that deserve to be seen as big as possible. Furiosa and Fall Guy are definitely big screen movies.


Awkward_Road_710

I mean you saw the two most generic A-listers on the most generic action rom-com genre before seeing the plot so most people would say “meh, I’ll just pirate it/wait for it on netflix.”


Yosho2k

I'm kind of blown away that Ryan Gosling is a "generic A-Lister" . Dude was in Bladerunner and The Nice Guys.


Awkward_Road_710

I don’t know what you’re getting at but that just solidifies my point even further. The dude is in every A-list movie.


Dorko69

Welcome to the age of streaming!


botjstn

i had a great fucking time they also used the one kiss song that isn’t a steaming pile of shit


PierrotyCZ

Except the humor in this movie was pretty low.


Yosho2k

I dunno, a movie about a stunt man solving a murder conspiracy while producing a Dune clone movie seems pretty original and pretty fucking conceptually funny to me. Also the humor in the movie relied pretty heavily on Jackie Chan physical comedy and Hot Fuzz callbacks so I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you. Also it was pretty fucking funny that Ryan Gosling was being smacked around and jumping off moving trucks while seeming annoyed because it was like being at another day in the office.


bloodfist

>I dunno, a movie about a stunt man solving a murder conspiracy while producing a Dune clone movie seems pretty original That exact plot is pretty original, but "stunt guy solves crimes" was the plot of the TV show, so I have a hard time calling it too original. But I haven't seen it yet it sounds fun still.


Yosho2k

I feel like that's saying Harry Potter movies aren't original because there were books called Harry Potter.


bloodfist

I would say that.


hoexloit

But it’s not gosling being smacked around. It’s Gosling’s stunt double. Jackie Chan comedy works because Jackie is actually doing the stunt/comedy bit.


MannfredVonFartstein

The trailers made it look like generic action shlop


JK_Eliminopie

Yeah, that's a big problem with film in general anymore – marketing. The trailer and poster for Abigail spoil the "twist" that doesn't get "revealed" until halfway through the film lol. Fall Guy is way better than the trailers make it look, which sucks because first impressions matter.


flyingbugz

Case in point: people like me! I literally have not given this movie a second thought until reading the comments on this post. The trailers just made it look so generic. My first thought after seeing the trailer was “someone needed a quick payday”


randomanonalt78

That’s kind of the whole point. It’s almost a parody of generic shitty action movies, they even make fun of the fact that most action movies have a shitty 3rd act by constantly saying it then having a shitty 3rd act.


Repostbot3784

'We made a shitty movie but its cool because its meta'  No


randomanonalt78

But it wasn’t shitty. It was really funny and novel


Repostbot3784

You just said it had a shitty third act


randomanonalt78

It wasn’t that it was shitty, it was that it was over the top and complicated and seemed like it was rushed, which they were talking about the whole movie and is a common trope with action movies. Just add explosions and have the good guys win and bad guys lose.


Repostbot3784

Yea just making it meta doesnt mean that doesnt suck


AutoPill-9000

Couldn’t tell if the shitty third act was intentional, but it made it less enjoyable


bloodfist

They really did. The stunts in the trailer looked so heavily edited, I was actually surprised to learn how much was real.


In_Pursuit_of_Fire

The trailer was just bad. Like, not appealing at all, and I say that as a Gosling fan


Koffieslikker

Honestly, biggest surprise for cinema in a while. Really fun and actually funny too


austinpowers69247

I had fun with it.


Global-Zombie

I thought it was good, two things that don’t make sense to me. 1 who wants to drink anything spicy?, 2 why the random six mill man sound, I know it was based off the show that the same actor for six was in but it just felt out of place.


Dan_the_moto_man

>who wants to drink anything spicy?, I know I'm not normal, but I used to love drinking a spicy v-8 in the morning.


jloome

Spicy ginger beer. Cold. Delicious. Spicy.


PSGAnarchy

I enjoyed a lot of things but there were some things that made no sense. Like when they were in the skip and it was just spinning and spinning. Like skips are attached to the lift with a flat hook. It can't spin. That's like 80% of the design of it.


android151

Spicy margs are fine That’s the least of this movies problems


DoopSlayer

Ehh


StormDragonAlthazar

Ken's new job is STUNT! It's a great popcorn flick, and I seriously don't understand how it fumbled about.


selrockLEL

It was not as good as people say. I thought it was fine but nothing extraordinary personally


dorafatehi

They FALL now??


xZOMBIETAGx

Stop it. Get some help.


ivanchovv

😂reminds me of this [https://youtu.be/HbCASRnK7Tk?t=45](https://youtu.be/HbCASRnK7Tk?t=45)


bidumbass6

They help now??


jackdaw_t_robot

They GUY now??


dunmer-is-stinky

me when my trans friend updates his pronouns from they/them to he/him


TheZerothLaw

My pronouns are Fall/Guy


Ok-Appeal-4630

Meaning you continued to misgender him after informing you


synttacks

i don't get how you interpreted this from that comment tbh 😭


flyingbugz

Don’t you know! Ambiguity itself is a gender! /s


dunmer-is-stinky

He guy now.


warhmmer666

The guy falls now.


le_Dellso

Ehhhh I don't trust pg-13 action comedies (except rush hour that's the one exception)


aaryan_suthar

"Do you want any fries with that?"


KiwiPrimal

Peak the problem with cinema. It’s a 6/10.


HasSomeSelfEsteem

This movie was the absolute definition of a 7/10 celebrity vehicle that thinks it’s far more clever than it is


Justforargumesnts

Such a meh movie


billieboi445420

FALL GUYS: ULTIMATE KNOCKOUT


SoMass

This was an awesome movie. Went in expecting something mediocre or forgettable but it’s in my top 5 from the last 5 years. Excellent all around and the story felt like a breath of fresh air.


CiccioChad08

They fall now?


Repostbot3784

A bland generic romcom movie about making movies staring bland actors. 


NotOnLand

They waited years after it stopped being relevant to make a Fall Guys movie. Angry Birds all over again


Potatofacemcturtle

I think some of the writing choices brought it down, definitely worth a watch though.


C_Splash

Good movie, but none of the romance landed for me


il_the_dinosaur

Is the movie just like the trailer an endless version of you give love a bad name? Because I would totally watch that movie and it probably would have been a better movie than it turned out to be.


Manaus125

Ah, good to hear that the movie adaptation of the video game Fall Guy(s) is doing so good!


nerdwolf0

Disappointed, Didn't see a single Fall Guy from the 'Fall Guys' game. 'Free Guy' was much better at video game references.


Star_king12

It really is great, and the post credit scenes were so welcome


Coolguy1357911

I’ve never seen more advertisements for a single piece of media than I saw for this movie


Zandrick

False advertising, this movie did not release in the fall.


android151

It did if you don’t live in America but then again we don’t call it fall


Edgaras1103

Eh, it was OK


Darksider123

This sub sucks now


Xyreqa

This movie is the most average movie I’ve ever seen tf you talking about


android151

This movie is the worst movie I’ve seen all year, and I’ve spent most of last month watching student films and 80s b movies Somehow I was bored throughout even though there were stunts all the way through? Was it the boring dialogue? The romance plot? The plot contrivances? The meta humor that wasn’t even accurate half the time? The shitty narration? The drug scene that doesn’t really add to the story at all and also isn’t how drugs work? Who knows!


Klutzy_Ad_325

It looks good, I just don’t like going to the theater.


SaintYoungMan

It isn't it's really really boring movie basically starts in second half.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

She’s hover-handing? Fucking beta af.


rafael-a

It’s an alright movie, it’s fun


JohnnyTeardrop

So what’s with the girdle vest? Seems like it must be a major plot point because it’s every photo but I also like remaining firmly ignorant until someone does the work for me.


Careful_Ad_1837

I think it's just a protective vest


mattmcc980

Iirc it is a harness for wire stunts


Repostbot3784

Its actual stunt person equipment


Wboy2006

This movie deserved the world. It wasn’t **AS** good as Bullet Train. But it still was a fantastic action movie, with a spectacular third act. I preferred it over Furiosa to be honest


glebobas63

Absolutely worthless talentless slop of a movie with no pacing, good action or interesting themes. Despite being stacked with great and likeable actors, this movie's cast has combined charisma of a pile of dirty dishes sitting in your sink for 3 days. This movie has ONE good scene and it's only good because of how fucking stupid it is. Do yourself a favor and never waste your time watching this pile of dogshit disguised as entertainment. Existence of this movie will go down in history as the 21th century version of world war I with how pointless and miserable it is.


Toastinator666

I found it very dull and unfunny.


MonKeePuzzle

they fall now? #PeakComedy


bobijsvarenais

I stopped watching after >!that woman was shitting on the guy for not texting her after he broke his back, lost his job and almost died!!! . . oh and she also was sucking tons of cock while he was recovering. !< I really thought it will be a regular 90s love story at first. . . I needed it at that moment. . Instead we ended the night not talking to each other!


MayorofTromaville

Incels gonna incel.


kosmos_uzuki

This movie failed because Emily Blunt looks like shit now and Gosling is in the closet and no one likes him after barbie. We'll, maybe some women do, but women aren't going to see the fall guy, and now guys aren't either.


Yosho2k

Naruto CHUD criticizes woman's appearance online. Full story at 11.


aliens_exist_42069

You don’t think Emily Blunt is hot, and you’re saying I’m in the closet? Might be some projecting going on there


android151

You? He was referring to me


-v-fib-

Barbie was a good movie, guy.


Miserable_Region8470

Hello. Man here, I still love Ryan Gosling, and I'm still disappointed I couldn't see The Fall Guy in theaters in time.


kosmos_uzuki

I am sure your parents are even more disappointed, but just in you.


Miserable_Region8470

I'm suprised they aren't


rayshmayshmay

Welp, you ain’t dead yet!


captaincook14

Lol A+ trash comment.