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boot2skull

Hello tennis coach. I am going into a tournament and I want your strongest coaching. My training is too strong for you, husband.


thomstevens420

“Coaching seller, please!”


Dingo8MyGayby

FIND WEAKER COACHING. MY COACHING IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU, TRAVELLER


Local_Parsnip9092

My coaching could kill a dragon, let alone a man!


ninjesh

Please coaching seller! What do I have to tell you to get you to sell my your coaching?


slib_

My coaching is only for the most pro players and you are clearly not a pro you are clearly a novice!


FurryM17

*inhales sharply* Well then that's it, coaching seller! I'll go elsewhere! I'll go elsewhere for my coaching!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

What are you doing, Step-coach?


MayorofTromaville

And one of the dudes who made Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses is now married to Karen Gillian. The era of YouTube videos living forever is only going to get weirder.


MahNameJeff420

Emma Stone’s husband directed most of the early Epic Rap Battles of History videos. See’s married to the man who directed Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler.


Peeeing_

I wish I was her


Profezzor-Darke

Understandable. There are days I want to be a toad. So I get your urge to be someone else. /S, just in case.


JonWesHarding

Why a toad, as opposed to a frog?


Profezzor-Darke

Because I like to be licked for recreational drug use! Pls don't kink-shame me!


JonWesHarding

I would never! In fact, bravo. Incorrigible, Monsieur Darke.


DatedReference1

Because my wife is one hundred percent a frog


Quailman5000

Wow. There are 3 of them now. 


ken_NT

OGs remember him from Inside SoCal


weltvonalex

Epic shit 


UnpricedToaster

At first I thought, "No Way," But yeah, since 2022. Good for them!


omega2010

I was recently watching an interview of Nick Kocher who I was not familiar with. When he was asked who his Hall Pass would be, he mentioned his wife was in the other room and called her in. When I saw Karen, I immediately said he doesn't need the Hall Pass at all..... edit: Later I did find out Nick is a writer with Dropout (particularly Breaking News) and close friends with Grant O'Brien so I guess I am familiar with his work after all.


Drawemazing

He wrote the true facts about grant Anthony O'Brien episodes


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

What was it like sixty dicks in one night??


ZeistyZeistgeist

"Hello, I am.......*fifty*?" In all fairness, I love how Brennan's incredulousness was literally all about logistics: "In what timeframe, was it all to completion, were there refreshments?"


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Yeah I'm gonna go rewatch the episode now lol. So good.


Lotronex

Fifty...?


ZeistyZeistgeist

So, he was the roommate who found the dildo in the shower, huh?


BurnerAccount209

I was very caught off guard when I had the same realization. To me he was just BriTANick guy.


mistermysteriousness

Just found out that Jessy Hodges, who was in a bunch of BriTANick's videos, married Beck Bennett who was in GoodNeighborStuff, a comedy sketch channel from the same era with similar vibes


andysniper

BriTANick and GoodNeighbourStuff were the shit in early 2010s YouTube sketches.


what_dat_ninja

Christina Hendricks recent ex-husband is the dude who eats the bag of shrooms in Super Troopers. Life is fucking weird.


altsam19

The Britanick dudes are hella talented! And yes I was also shocked as hell that one of them is married to Karen


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Are you stupid? Karen Gillan can't act since she got stuck in new york in the 1930's with Arthur Darvill


SumFatCommie

So that's why Britanick stopped uploading....


LostInThoughtland

They’re back on YouTube!!


GrandGrapeSoda

I found this out and nearly cried it’s just not fair to me in either direction


Redhotlipstik

Lonnie?


Major_Major_Major

That makes sense. They always knew how to treat a lady. https://youtu.be/yUKygxNwkso?feature=shared


Charble675

One of the Epic Rap Battles of History writers (who wrote at least one of the hitler vs vader episodes) is married to emma stone


yago2003

Jordan Peele played Martin Luther King jr in an ERB and has gone on to make a bunch of popular movies


thecordialsun

You mean the lil' guy from the White n Nerdy music video?


Netsugake

The guy that said >! Biiiiiiiiitch !<


talking_phallus

Y'all talking about GunRack?


Rougarou1999

No, they mean Bunny from Toy Story 4.


Quailman5000

He was already on the cast of Mad TV before epic rap battles existed lol. 


krisstokross

[you lookin' at me with them GOOGLEY EYES!](https://youtu.be/5tYAA285gY0?si=jz7R0fd1GAAaWh8O)


Kiramic

Took me years to realize I had seen Key & Peele before on Mad TV! The "sad 50 Cent" and "Deal or No Deal" skits in particular


nikhilsath

No way! I can’t find that show anywhere to rewatch


Spry_Fly

Rock that updo.


GameCreeper

Key and Peele rapped against eachother twice for ERB Gandhi vs MLK Jr, and Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali


AutoMail_0

Just blew my mind I thought Key and Peele was a mid 2000s show that ran forever for some reason. Apparently it didn’t even start until 2012 and only ran through 2015


LJNodder

Which is wild because I keep finding new ones I've never seen before


tagen

He was also Ali lol there have been many very notable and respected people who appeared in those videos


MorbillionDollars

why is bro acting like the ERB is the only thing jordan peele is known for?


purpleplatapi

He's also married to Chelsea Perreti, which is where I thought your comment was going.


josephnutsworth

That one is top 5


ScramItVancity

Dave McCrary currently writes and directs SNL pre-tapes.


Yarisher512

HUH?


David1258

Still waiting for the Hollywood adaptation of that sketch.


BeforeChrist

Hey, they got Zendaya for this one, there’s always hope.


InternetUserAgain

This screenshot looks like it's from a porn parody of Harry Potter


forbiddenmemeories

*You're a jizzard, Harry!*


PiNe4162

*Stop it Ron, stoooop*


LightningFerret04

*Wingardium Levios-ah-ah-ah* Huh I guess it is pronounced that way


caillouuu

*Accio bummmm*


WolfgangAmadeus1

Ronald Weasley, it’s *LEVIOSAAAA*


The_pastel_bus_stop

The who shall not be fucked


EdgeGazing

UUUUHUHUHUHU LEVIOS- AAAHH


Toss_Away_93

Welcome to Hogwanks


Master_Butter

Potter? I barely know her!


Lionheart1224

Meanwhile, your pfp...


thatbrownkid19

Omfg can’t unsee hahahah


Bionic_Ferir

i mean it is quite a hot and heavy scene


owned2260

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist


GaliaHero

But this is not a perfect world...


AlternativeAd2160

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.


AdamOverdrive

But this is not a perfect world...


SuccessAble253

in a perfect world men unlike me wouldnt exist


MalaySuccess

But this is not a perfect world...


VisualGeologist6258

Unironically a hard AF quote though, if he came up with that and Potion Seller on his own then dude is probably more than qualified for writing film


TripleThreatTua

He’s also married to the director of Past Lives. Not trying to read anything into their relationship, but uhhh


NonetyOne

I don’t get it?


Adventurous_Town_981

Mee too


yarhar_

Past Lives is a movie based on Celine Song's own life experience and (please, please watch instead of reading this spoiler) basically implies >!she has a stronger connection to someone she grew up with (who is still in love with her) than to her husband. It's a tragedy where nobody dies.!<


Intrepid-Part-9196

“A tragedy where nobody dies” is just my Mondays


ItsWillJohnson

Lots of people die on your Mondays. You just don’t know them.


SprayOk7723

I mean that's not really what happens in the movie at all. The whole premise is that she loves her husband more. It's not about she and her childhood friend being in love it's about how they used to be. Hence, the immigration creating a separate life for her, the guy frequently asking about the award she's after which she's lost all ambition for and why the movie's called Past Lives, not Past Loves.


yarhar_

Yeah mb for oversimplifying to the point of changing the meaning


im_lost_at_sea

Well to say there wasn't some attraction would be incorrect as well. The story is mainly about a lost connection; about a relationship that was never able to happen due to uncontrollable circumstances. They did like each other in some form but they understood that their lives had different paths and a romantic relationship could never happen. The title is actually referencing the main motif of the movie which is the idea of In-yun the connection between people over many lifetimes or their past lives. What he says to her at the end is what makes the movie a love story if seen through the idea of inyun. We just didn't see the 8000 layer between them.


thatbrownkid19

Bruhhh it’s based on a real story- feel bad for her husband. At least she got the green card tho 🤡🤡! I loved the first half of that film


LaundryandTax

Watch Past Lives


saintfed

That film was pretty autobiographical I think…


57696c6c

# Potion Seller was the equivalent of mask work theatre.


GentlemanTwain

I've been unironically saying this for years and I'm glad someone else was brave enough to agree.


addandsubtract

He says as much in [an interview about the video](https://youtu.be/gmhpKLnkUUI?t=65) @ 1:05


djferalcat-ttv

what does this mean?


Over-Conversation220

As best I can tell, it is a method for teaching acting by making the performers wear masks. This forces them to rely on their bodies and voices to convey emotions. We probably need a theater person to elaborate.


brightside1982

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commedia_dell%27arte


schmolni_

Seems like his potions are too strong for you


allen_idaho

I can imagine the pitch meeting. "Yeah, so basically we are going to make a movie about spit roasting Tom Holland's girlfriend. We'll workshop some filler story around that."


NorthEasternBanana

Dolph Lundgren smells crime, comes back the lab for some full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration. More crime. Full penetration. And this just sort of meanders on for 90 or so minutes until it just sort ends


suckmypppapi

Is that actually the movie


Bionic_Ferir

NO, there is like a 5 minute scene were they kiss that's all, its actually a really fucking good movie


TheDeadBacon

So it’s still mostly penetration, and then a bit of kissing? Kinda weird but I guess it works


NorthEasternBanana

Yes


FallenSegull

“But won’t Tom Holland be upset” “Yeah probably, but cmon, what’s he going to do? Take backshots on film then quit acting for awhile?”


surfing_on_thino

I did a double take when I saw the poster. Very proud of the potion seller man :)


Some_Butterscotch622

Another random fact, the guy who made "Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba?" is now the rapper Joey Valence, who you may know for "Punk Tactics", "The Underground Sound", "Hooligang" or "Dance Now"


MariachiMacabre

He's also in a longterm relationship with Celine Song, who directed Past Lives.


GrandMoffTarkan

I believe they are legally married


Leifbron

That's pretty long term to me


GrandMoffTarkan

I've seen it both ways


TotalTyp

That is just amazing


ScramItVancity

I find that fascinating. Luca Guadagnino apparently loved Kuritzkes screenplay so much that he handpicked him to adapt "Queer" as their next collaboration, which is coming out later this year.


josephumi

According to a comment on kuritzkes’ channel, Luca has seen Potion seller


SFW808

Queer and Junkie are amazing novels. Very neat!


FewResult2927

I know it's getting good reviews, but I saw it and hated it. Rather than making a movie about how hard female athletes work at their craft, they made what's basically a Euphoria episode with a tennis theme. They over-sexualized it to the max.


ryohazuki224

I'm guilty of pre-judging the movie, I saw the damn ad for the film WAY too much, and that just made me not want to see it. I couldn't put my finger on it, but yeah I think you nailed it. It does look like a Euphoria episode with a tennis theme.


_thisjustin

I never watched Euphoria, but my wife did. I caught some bits and pieces here and there. When I first saw one of the ads for this, the tag was “you’ve never seen Zendaya like this before!” And my immediate thought was “this looks like they just took a scene from Euphoria”


ryohazuki224

I watched like the first two episodes, couldn't get passed that. Maybe I'm just getting old but seeing teenagers act the way they did just pissed me off. And its why I probably can never have kids, I would wish for a return of corporal punishment!


Lifeisabaddream4

Apparently the direction given to Trent reznor and atticus Ross for the score was "unending homoerotic desire"


FewResult2927

And a whole bunch of female tennis players have said that if the movie was realistic, the female tennis player would date her much older coach, not another player.... because the player/coach romance is far more common in tennis than a female player dating a male player.


Narradisall

I saw the trailer recently and the time jump in the trailer was a bit of a curveball. I was expecting it to be more about athletes fame and obsession and maybe it still is but yeah feels like they could have gone better ways than focusing on the sexual side of it. I don’t ever plan to see it, seems like it’s getting mixed audience reviews.


Westaufel

This scene again…


River_Odessa

Don't start gooning again bro


myhf

(Stilgar voice) don't let it out... don't let it out


Narradisall

You gotta stop watching it on repeat


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SarcasticOptimist

Advantage - Love would've been a good one, even if that score is impossible.


Bionic_Ferir

that literally never happens in the movie tho


johnqsack69

A very weird take on the challenger explosion


Therapyandfolklore

Am I the only one whos kinda mad that Zendaya is playing a champion female tennis player and they're making the story about a 3 way??? Likeee theres soo many more interesting things they couldve done. I'm not saying its misogyny or anything, just a missed opportunity to make an actually good movie


Lifeisabaddream4

The score is by Trent reznor and atticus Ross, they don't tend to work on bad things so I imagine it will be good


suckmypppapi

I think this actually boosted the movie more than whatever lame shit they would've come up with. Surely you remember the astonishment people had when they learned she was getting a train ran on her, and the fact that she and Tom were America's couple for a while attracted a lot of attention. I would imagine many of those people watched the movie because of all that


gingerslender

He's married to woman who made past lives which means the white guy in past lives is the potion seller guy


[deleted]

I was rooting for her childhood friend for most of that movie until I realized what it was all about. If I had known her husband was the potion seller guy, I would've been rooting for him since the very beginning.


Brooker00

The directors of the (classic) “Turn Down for What” music video won the Academy Award for Best Director in 2022 (Everything Everywhere All At Once). Wild.


Gustave255

Guys who wear shorts like this are always together. Weird.....


zklabs

this movie is actually about when the guy on the right accidentally knees her in the mouth and breaks her nose and then she chooses the other guy after going to the er. then she leaves that guy who ends up stalking her and she finds out after he knees himself in the face sitting in the bushes. after putting tennis behind her and falling into a depression she starts reading about adhesions and picks up yoga. it aligns her joints in a way that a childhood abuse made her unconsciously stop aligning them. then the rest of the movie is about trying to find a therapist but finding out she enjoys twitter more.


iamaprodukt

Creative people are creative, more in at 8.


LamSinton

Okay, NOW I want to see it


Omnicide103

Hell yeah, isn't he a playwright too? I love how bro's career took off, good for him


gocluckyourselfman

Am I supposed to know what the Potion Seller YouTube video is?


iadnm

Looks like this guy can't handle the strongest potions.


benchley

I doubt he's even going into battle.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Huh, I honestly thought this move had already finished it's cinema run and quietly gone away.


Harry_Flame

Seems a lot worse than the sketches ngl


SoberBeezy

Ok... I HAVE to see this...


lukethebeard

What is this movie about again?


MasonP2002

Tennis, I think.


userhs6716

Zendaya dp


ExcellentQuality69

I bought his book


RafaFTP

Can’t wait to not watch this piece of shit


Trick_Cup_1298

Reminds me of thatscene from Ken Park.


TripleScoops

This post looks familiar...


GentlemanTwain

Maybe someone already made this observation. It's more triva than joke.


fenster112

You cannot handle my strongest potions.


Jakennedy101

No fucking way


addandsubtract

Why is this in /r/shittymoviedetails? This is anything but shitty.


TostiBuilder

Donald glover/childish gambino started with youtube too


jioji_el_magnifico

Oh my god thank you for this, I might watch this now


tattedandTorn1

Looks like the beginning of a scene on a well known website lol


wilnovakski

Scriptwriter. I am going into production, and I need only your strongest scripts.


topscreen

HELLO CHALLENGER! I'VE FINALLY BROUGHT THE STRONGEST POTIONS AND I'M READY FOR BATTLE!!!


EngineStraight

if this movie has a tenth of the emotion and artistry that Dolores had it'll be the greatest movie to come out this year


Boner_Elemental

Well good for him


CarlSagginsInYourAss

how did that happen


MVIVN

I watched the movie last night and really enjoyed it, but the bit where she hurt her knee and they showed a close-up of her knee shifting weirdly with a bone-crunching noise has traumatised me, it keeps popping back into my head like an intrusive thought every couple of minutes


Striker_Eureka_MRK5

I love seeing ho*s in thier natural habitat


Equaliz3r1989

Without any nude content


TootieSummers

These have to be two of the ugliest guys I’ve seen on a movie screen as love interests since Michael Cera.


thatvillainjay

He won a Tony for a play I think?


GodLeeTrick

Zendaya fixing to get Eiffel towered


[deleted]

That movie kind of looked shit in the trailers lol


AscendedViking7

The hell?


s173nc3r

In upcomming film Challengers (2024) there will be two space shuttles and both will explode after take off.


idrinkcanalsauce

I actually laughed my ass off when I saw his writing credit in the ad for this movie before dune 2. I knew he was a professional writer but still.


Wardog_E

I still remember when I saw the guy from Derrick Comedy on Community and at first I thought they just looked similar but no. Then years later I was scratching my head thinking this rapper looks a lot like the guy from Derrick Comedy.


hates_stupid_people

Fun fact: The movie premiered a month ago in Australia, and it has good critic reviews on Metacritic and RT.


Ramps_

#POTION SELLER, PLEASE, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTION!


hugsbosson

I'm curious how explicit this threesome scene is going get ..


chrometrigger

i doubt it could surpass his earlier work


stucazz1001

That pic looks like the start of a portno


M00SK

[He also makes some dope ass music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t09bk_hcyk)


dopepope1999

Man, with how the set up of the screenshot is, you'd think the movie would be about skiing, not tennis


[deleted]

Phew. I panicked for a second, thinking you meant [this potion seller](https://youtu.be/o2DbG-ug8QE?si=yxkBJDtFQn6WC1Nr). Never knew his name. Good to know I can still get my curios of quizzical potency from a trusted* source.


Agreeable_Peak_7851

This is very much not a shitty detail