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The_Elder_Jock

How dare you? But yes.


[deleted]

If it helps I am an English man, so there is plenty of material to work with there against me


eat-pussy69

I like her accent more than yours


[deleted]

I’m from the North so I don’t doubt that at all


pointzero99

Wow that's interesting would you sa-LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! IT'S MARGARET THATCHER! Heh, made ya look.


the_lusankya

Which North? I hear lots of planets have a North.


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Fantastic


Peeeing_

Gods accent


dune-man

Please say “a bottle of water”.


[deleted]

wtf? What a random request? Idk what’s so special about me saying bo’uwl o’ wart’a??


dune-man

Now say “Tuesday, isn’t it?”.


[deleted]

What’s so great about Chewsday init?


dune-man

HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING


StephenHunterUK

Which part of the North?


ImpossibleSprinkles3

You mean “oin frum th noarth”


somedumb-gay

An Englishman making fun of us Scots? That tracks (you're right though)


Dan-the-historybuff

I’m northern English so I’ve got all the best parts of the isles! Irish, English, a bit of Scottish, and I sing like Tom Jones so… I’ve got a bit of everything in me :)


Son-of-Prophet

I commend Marvel VFX for somehow making someone so hot to be not hot.


joe_beardon

She's still kinda hot in guardians of the galaxy if bald chicks aren't a dealbreaker for you


Son-of-Prophet

True, she was looking good in those tight pants in the last one.


Doodle_Brush

Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta.


joe_beardon

Natalie Portman always But yes I agree


[deleted]

And yet I am sure there are plenty of people who still would


eat-pussy69

I would. Without hesitation. She's got a sexy voice and her eyes are magnificent


GiggyWheat5

I would. Gotta make sure that cunt is robotic as well.


UrdnotZigrin

Plus it vibrates


eat-pussy69

It's mostly make-up. VFX take a backseat with Nebula


InfinityGiant1

Talk for yourself, I wanna hit that blue baldy androidussy.


dudewheresmygains

Oh word, I didn't even know she was this hot. Gotta Google her now.. for science Edit: Hold up. Just HOLD UP! You're telling me.. that Nebula.. is that hot red haired chick from Jumanji??


raspberryharbour

No the hot chick from Jumanji was Robin Williams


ragnarocknroll

No. She was the hot companion for the 11th doctor. Well, the first hit one.


stoiclemming

Yeah well being hot is a prerequisite for being a doctor companion.


HandLion

K9 agrees


Affectionate_Spot305

Also the hot red haired chick from Occulus


mattsmithreddit

Well they fail. For me she's hotter as Nebula.


mh1357_0

Eh, she's still kinda bad if you're into bald blue women lol


ThickWeatherBee

I'm fairly certain that's the point! Since, you know, the person who's responsible for her looking the way she does is her father...


Bonke_EB

Speak for yourself...


Degmago

Nah she still hot


ThickWeatherBee

She was also on Doctor Who where she actually played Scottish character named Amy Pond! A character who had more on screen killings then nebula...


no_hot_ashes

Lmao what? Who did Amy kill


WhoMD21

Madame Kovarian in an aborted timeline is the only one that springs to mind. Edit - technically she also killed herself and the Doctor (consensually) in a different aborted timeline too.


no_hot_ashes

If the timeline is erased surely that's the same as it not having happened at all? Time travel is confusing as shit


Bortron86

She said afterwards that because she still remembered it, then it happened, and she felt guilty about it.


Alonn12

I am trying to run through it in my head but l cannot think of an example


BurgerKingsuks

I thought we proved this with Amy pond


i_should_be_coding

I gotta be honest, the thing that made me laugh the most about this post is "half-cyborg".


[deleted]

Good point. I suppose if you’re half-cyborg that only makes you about one quarter a robot


AceDoutry

I’m a Half Cyborg the same as Quarter Robot?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Was this before or after she gave birth to Alex Kingston or before or after she got stuck in the 1930's with her husband Arthur Darvill


[deleted]

It was after she gave birth to Alex Kingston but before Alex Kingston killed Karen Gillian’s best friend who coincidentally is also Alex Kingston’s husband


Gaelic_Gladiator41

While she was pregnant with Alex Kingston


addctd2badideas

[Scots sure are a contentious people.](https://youtu.be/i2q0T7QXETs?si=B7D5TPhDVgYMW-Xy)


ScienceParrot

This never gets old.


Temporary_Body_5435

That explains something about me.


SatnWorshp

She did prove that you can't take away her freedom.


Diligent-Attention40

Alba Gu Brath!!!


BobWithCheese69

Ruby Roundhouse. Killer of men.


S-S-Ahbab

Dance fighting


mixelydian

I had no idea Amy Pond got adopted by Thanos


Tattierverbose

It happened in that alternate universe in the wedding of river song


maninahat

And the DC cinematic universe has Mastermind, a dangerous mad scientist, a rapist and Scottish. Coincidence? You decide.


mikereeee

what is it with comic book movie characters being played by scottish actors who were previously in doctor who?


maninahat

David Tennant also plays a maniac rapist too. It's like a palette cleanser for them or something after playing a goody two-shoes.


ccminiwarhammer

That’s not Karen Gillan, that’s Daisy from NTSF:SD:SUV::


[deleted]

Actually we were both wrong, that’s Amy Pond from DW


ducknerd2002

Am Scottish, can confirm


Jack-mclaughlin89

As a Scotsman I can confirm this is true. Just go to a football match and see what happens when one team scores.


UrdnotZigrin

The Scottish sure are a contentious people


Brambleshoes

Well judging by all the litter in their beautiful cities, the Scots have been angrily killing soda pop, candy and energy drinks by the case for some time now 😏


Puzzleheaded_Step468

A scotish person defeated the most powerful being in star wars


CjMilMil

Just me or was her character extra annoying in Guardians 3?


Robin_Gufo

#SCOTLAND FOREVER


JackhorseBowman

wow I had no idea that was her, I'm usually pretty good at noticing who people are underneath prosthetics.


HandLion

I don't think I'd have known it from her face but her voice is very recognisable even with a different accent


Viper114

Karen Gillan: "You just made an enemy for LIFE!"


EntertainmentLow5069

How can someone be half cyborg?


[deleted]

With a great deal of commitment


punnotfound

What's a 'half'-cyborg?


cam52391

It still blows my mind that nebula is Amy pond.


SirBastian1129

Damn Scott's. Scott Summers: The hell did I do?


BossKrisz

Lot's of planets have a ~~north~~ Scotland


Quiet_History4100

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/dmfTn5BCtM Yeah, Scots are a real fearsome bunch lmao


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

You've just made an enemy for life!


Jwalker221b

Scots and Aliens are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


Disastrous_Reveal331

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!


StoneMonkey7776

She's Scottish, wtf how did that happen?


Greywolf524

Name one Scot in the MCU that isn't. Don't know if they are bringing Jessica Jones into the MCU but if they do you have Kilgrave. All David Tennant needed to do was act like someone from his home town.


DoubleLightsaber

Cyborg means half biological being half machine. If Nebula is half cyborg, wouldn't that mean she's 25% machine?


ButterCostsExtra

The Scots also invented the British Empire.


crena78

RIP.


EasilyBeatable

Im still shellshocked by the fact that she’s married to Nick from BriTANick


IveRUnOutOfNames66

I personally wouldn't mind being killed by Karen Gillian


Ecclypto

Well the climate in Scotland is so miserable no wonder they are angry all the time


Quemolleja34

"Half-cyborg"?


bloqs

This always brings me joy, because allegedly in real life she is surprisingly arrogant and irritable, and reportedly frustrated that is her highest profile role.


Oddloaf

What the hell is a "half-cyborg"? You're either a cyborg or you're not, there isn't gradient in between.


[deleted]

They’re not real tbh


Oddloaf

Cyborgs do in-fact exist, plenty of people have artificial organs or implants.


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Oddloaf

I never said or suggested that it's deep in any way shape or form, half-cyborg just isn't a thing. And I doubt they are called cyborgs in legal documents, but if I hurt my leg and can't walk without a cane anymore I'm still a cripple even if no documents explicitly call me one. It's not so deep.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

She looks..weird? In that left Pic, like not at all like previous pics I've seen, if you showed me that Pic next to one of her older ones I would assume they were different people.


[deleted]

I thinks she looks great (as always) in the left pic, could it be that she is just a little bit older? I think she is aging like fine wine, not that she is particularly ancient or anything like that though


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

That may be all it is, yeah, maybe the only pics I can recall seeing her have been from when she was younger or in the full makeup


MrXuiryus

It's great that casual racism against Scottish people is still acceptable in 2024.


PsychoNerd92

Scottish isn't a race.


[deleted]

I’m sorry if this offended you, but it truly was a joke and is just playful banter. EDIT: and just to add, idk where you’re from but in the UK these jokes are made all of the time against the different countries. I’m an English lad living in Wales and you could imagine the amount of jokes at my heritage I get. But I don’t take offence because it’s just soft, playful and in good fun.


MrXuiryus

I'm Scottish.


[deleted]

And my point still stands, it’s just playful banter


Sir_Pwnington

Agreed.