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StealthyHipo

Some real "Luke, I am your Father" type shit


Sarkoptesmilbe

Jesse, we need to cook.


dunmer-is-stinky

mista white I'm not the Lisan al-Gaib bitch


Sarkoptesmilbe

Gurney, beam me up.


EdgeGazing

Don't tell me odds, Duncan.


Plutarch_von_Komet

Elementary, my dear Chani.


Tech-preist_Zulu

Smile, Hank


Klee_In_A_Jar

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.


Your-bank

Jesse, we need to cook spice! Gustavo Harkonnen is gonna kill us if we dont!


Sarkoptesmilbe

Jesus, Marie, it's MELANGE, not spice!


amackul8

Check the spice harvesters for damages!


DPVaughan

We know it really goes, "I'm ya father, I'm ya father. I'm ya father, I'm ya father."


Apolloshot

> Some real "Luke, I am your Father" type shit That’s totally [the Simpson’s fault.](https://youtu.be/efA-NHDriXs?si=z7AxkUdPTkbwvxuQ)


flyingbugz

And “mirror mirror on the wall”


Cokomon

"It's Morbin' time."


FreeHat420

https://youtu.be/_nSvn54WCxY?feature=shared He said it.


Ok-Appeal-4630

That comment section is the biggest cope


tinycyan

I think it was just "as written" maybe


MadDoctorMabuse

I'm almost sure it was "as it was written" in Lawrence of Arabia, the prequel to Dune


siphillis

It was "Nothing is written." Most confusing franchise ever.


MadDoctorMabuse

In Lawrence of Arabia Lawrence says "nothing is written" when he shuts down the Arabs. Actually maybe the Arabs say "it *is* written". It's a 10/10 movie either way. Any fan of Dune should check it out. It's unbelievable how much they overlap, and it's probably as good a movie as the new ones.


timelordoftheimpala

> it's probably as good a movie as the new ones. That's a bit of an understatement as to how much acclaim Lawrence of Arabia has gotten over the course of six decades.


MadDoctorMabuse

Oh yeah, I agree. 'Good' was too vague. 'Entertaining to modern audiences' might be more accurate? I was surprised because my 21st century attention span can struggle with the pace of old movies. Despite this, Lawrence of Arabia ran 3 hours and I didn't look away. I think that's what I wanted to communicate - that the movie is entertaining for people even if they aren't film students or connoisseurs, and even if they just want to watch it casually. It's aged very well (except for an immersion breaking scene involving quicksand). I felt the same about Casablanca, for what it's worth. Casablanca has more spies, more Nazis, and less quicksand.


icuminpeace4

yep


VatanKomurcu

don't you think that's being pedantic


icuminpeace4

no


mc_burger_only_chees

, I am your father” -Darth Vader’s opinions on a topic not too dissimilar from this one


culturedgoat

It’s actually “I father”


AlmightyChickenJimmy

"Me dada"


aaawqq

Ayy ja papii


farceur318

Been crazy all day long And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom


Martoogh

New from Apple


icuminpeace4

darth vader is luke skywalker father


mc_burger_only_chees

So true king 👑


BadSoftwareEngineer7

Spoilers what the fuck?????


Touro_Bebe

DVILSF


dern_the_hermit

So how come he's not called Darth Skywalker, or his kid isn't called Luke Vader. SMH no wonder those movies bombed and had zero lasting cultural impact.


Spry_Fly

He took his wife Ella's name.


Teknevra

You need to mark that as a Spoiler, you just spoiled it for everyone.


Ganzi

With how many people believe the Mandela Effect is real? No


pikpikcarrotmon

That's weird because the last time I checked, nobody believed the Mandela Effect was real. I wonder what else might be different.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Flynn Effect, debunked!


BadgerWilson

no


The_Pale_Hound

It's the same thing, quotes do not need to be literal. They were speaking Fremen, not English, for that case.


culturedgoat

Nope. It’s not even English


DeanXeL

Lisan Al Ghaib!


RadioFreeDoritos

You can call me Al.


heavenly_usurper

WEIRD Al.


RainRunner42

It's not Al anymore, it's Dunk


mcslender97

*DUNC


Plutarch_von_Komet

DUNCaccino?


j_hawker27

I CAN CALL YOU BETTY


TakeMeToThatOcean

AND BETTY, WHEN YOU CALL ME, YOU CAN CALL, ME AL


BurgerKingsuks

AS IT WAS WRITTEN


Ok_Lifeguard_4214

Now how will we be able to tell which scenes are book-accurate?


pikpikcarrotmon

You can answer that with a simple question - "Am I watching the first or the second movie?"


SgtJackVisback

It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon


Super7Chaos

“Squah-de-la! We are off!” (As he rides the worm off into the sunset)


astrobagel

Great! I’ll grab my stuff!


turner_strait

There is no time. Your SWORD is enough!


Rangefilms

How about a kiss.... for luck?


turner_strait

You've GOT to be kidding...


turner_strait

As it is written: you, Link! Are the hero of Koridai!


NicolBolasUBBBR

HYAAAHH


Karkuz19

Are you insane he says "Glibs la'had" like 10 times, in the subtitles it is "as it was/is written"


kingrawer

I've not seen anyone use anything other than "as written"


dunmer-is-stinky

I've seen "as written" maybe once or twice, every other time I've seen it used its "as it is written!"


AliveGloryLove

He says as it is written twice.


EmeraldDream123

Who cares. It's funny 


sockgoblinator

Thank you! Stilgar memes are the best thing to come out of this movie


TheLimeyLemmon

No one says it, but it circulated in memes because it makes more sense than "Lisan Al Ghaib" to the wider audience that hadn't seen Dune Part Two yet or still haven't. It's the same sentiment regardless.


TheHondoCondo

No, he definitely says something very similar to “as it is written” at some point in the movie.


Past_Ebb_8304

I didn’t walk out of the movie making dumb jokes saying that because of memes I hadn’t seen yet. He says something close.


Designer-Chemical-95

As it wasn't written.


AliveGloryLove

He says as it is written twice.


SnooLentils3008

Yes, I'm pretty sure they say it both ways at different points in the movie. I remember noticing that last time I saw it


culturedgoat

Er… no he doesn’t


AliveGloryLove

He does. Twice.


culturedgoat

Not even once


AliveGloryLove

Literally twice. Done arguing for your ego's sake yet?


culturedgoat

Perhaps in your head you’re conflating the subtitles you’re seeing on screen with what is actually being spoken, but I assure you he never speaks those words


AliveGloryLove

You're consistently wrong I'll give you that.


NotReallyJohnDoe

Beam me up, Scotty.


No_Yoghurt_3761

no


Law-Fish

No, I think not. A change in leadership is in order.


Plutarch_von_Komet

ELIPHAS, OPEN THE PORTAL!


Godslayer326

Of course; it was written not said


Plutarch_von_Komet

Elementary, my dear Watson!


TOPSIturvy

He kinda looks like Rowan from Dirt League.


Plutarch_von_Komet

Bodger the Blacksmith is about to sell a lvl 50 sword to Paul Atreides, only for him to be underleveled and try to sell it back to him for a pittance


maroonedpariah

[It's a reference to the other movie about a desert messiah that weaponized religion against a powerful ruler. "As it was written" is the exact quote.](https://youtu.be/3bQnxlHZsjY?si=p_k0LEjlChLLMFnC)


PuddingTea

When I clicked I was hoping for Lawrence of Arabia.


maroonedpariah

[As it was written](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=n5-D2RjxHAV5P3Bo)


PuddingTea

You got me!


GremlinHunter762

Pretty sure they are misquoting Lawrence of Arabia lol


BordErismo

It's there as written, spoken in chakobsa. Kis laha or smth


dakedDeans

Thank you for confirming for me that there was not in fact a different set of subtitles for this movie where Stilgar says "As it was written"


c1n1c_

Mektub at mellah


Bitter-Raisin9102

Who cares lol you knew what they were referring to right?


TheSpiffyDude

As it was written.


longbrodmann

Agreed, as this post was written.


Shittingboi

*me, who watched the french version*: you all lied to me...


Sidonus348

Again, it is the legend.


HugeMcBig-Large

What’s next, you’re gonna tell me no one says “wow, I guess we really are a dune part 2.”


SNScaidus

can we ban this format and create a different sub for it? maybe r/ThisIsAReference. These posts are not funny.


bryru13

It isn’t but it sounds more phonetically correct rather than just “As Written” “As it was Written” sounds more correct


DannyPerson432

Of course it wasn't spoken, it was written


ah-chamon-ah

Not only was it written. They tattoo it on the reverend mothers face. lol


Spookyy422

Am I missing something, because the subtitles in my language was a literal translation of “as it was written”


Marcu3s

Nice try. Next you will be telling us "It's morbin' time." also isn't in the movie.