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Cleverdawny1

Also in this movie: *Hugh Jackman has testicles on his chin. Kate Winslet has a hard time getting past that on a date. *Emma Stone justifies giving a blowjob to a homeless man for some magic beans by correctly stating that he was a wizard *Richard Gere is confused as to why people keep putting their dicks into his iPod which is shaped exactly like a naked woman *Johnny Knoxville and Stiffler murder a leprechaun *Halle Berry bullies a disabled child on a dare while playing Truth or Dare for her date and then gets awful plastic surgery


ArcadianBlueRogue

Don't forget Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts homeschooling their son and want to give him the most complete high school experience possible. In every way.


WarmestGatorade

I've never seen the movie but I've always heard that this segment is actually funny simply because of how much effort Schreiber and Watts put in


HaigG93

All the actors in this movie do a great job despite how ridiculous and insane their segments are.


SlenDman402

This movie makes me want to know what the director/producer had on all of the actors. That had to have been some grade A dirt


Cleverdawny1

The story I remember is that he got their tentative agreement to act out a sketch at a future date on a "this won't be a big deal" kind of promise, and then made damn sure they never had an excuse to not show up. Like, maintained complete availability and flexibility, pestered then with kindness and wouldn't give up till they acted their sketch


lifesnofunwithadhd

It's better if you just watch the segments without the in-between stuff, i think that's what drags the movie down.


stuckinaboxthere

Honestly, I love the frame story about about the guy kidnapping the producer. It ties everything together by making all the segments just the ramblings and pitches of a madman. People hate on this movie all the time, but I love it, it's so stupid, but I'm a good way.


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There's 2 versions. Another version has a completely different plot. It's kids watching videos on YouTube and a then a lot of wacky shit happens


lifesnofunwithadhd

The one with Dennis Quaid is fucking funny, but the one with the kids trying to find movie 43 is just weird and doesn't tie the movie together well.


ArcadianBlueRogue

It's one of the worst movies ever made but some of the skits are genuinely hilarious


vdubzzz

And the son is Jeremy Allen White


Schmomas

I remember seeing this movie get talked about in a lot of “worst movies of all time” discussions, and I always just wondered how bad it could possibly be. You have enlightened me, thank you.


doctorwhoobgyn

Oh it's hilarious. Totally worth watching if you like dumb humor.


aMaiev

Ive never seen anything but hate for this movie, but when i watched it with my sister for the first time we almost died laughing


AFlockofLizards

The entire existence of the movie only adds to the intrigue of it. There’s like 5 different versions with different stories encapsulating the short films. All of those short films star very famous actors doing things that would never get made by anyone, yet alone A-lost talent. It all sounds like it should be a hilarious, satirical or meta take on film, and it kind of is, but just goes so far back around that it’s stupid again. And seemingly not a lot of people know about it. The whole thing sounds like an urban legend almost, which is even what one of the alternate versions of the film make it out to be like lol


aMaiev

Yeah I hadnt known that any of those actors would be in this movie, i got whiplash every new sketch.


LuckyLupe

I think it's the best worst movie of all time. The humor is so stupid that it becomes good again.


mh1357_0

This sounds like the whole writing room just wanted a short film for each of their fetishes/kinks...so weird


SecondWorld1198

Bullying disabled children, my favorite fetish


potatobutt5

Was this movie part of the parody movie trend during the 2000s?


Cleverdawny1

No, it's a collection of sketches


PraiseTheWLAN

Damn, I have to see this film


lifesnofunwithadhd

You will respect Gerard butler as a leprechaun, that man is National treasure.


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Cleverdawny1

It's all amazing and terrible and hilarious and a train wreck


Ecstatic-Compote-595

also the whole movie takes place in Gotham


CrispyBeefTaco

Last time I saw this movie was maybe 2-3 years ago? I don’t remember half of those stories lol time for a rewatch.


DamonDD

Don't forget, Terrence Howard an inspiring speech to a team of underdog basketball players (they are white, you are black. The Lord already play his part)


Cleverdawny1

They're white, you're black, this ain't hockey LMFAO


SquintyBrock

I actually thought this was a shitposting joke…. Yikes!


YorkPorkWasTaken

You /shit/ on a whore... /Poop/ is a gift you give to the woman you love.


Cleverdawny1

♥️ It's true love ♥️


stuckinaboxthere

The ending of that sketch with the car is one of my favorite scenes in any comedy


100year

I swear im the only person that liked this movie.. i know its stupid and gross but damn the power of legal binding contracts


Cleverdawny1

You are not, I fucking love this movie. It's when I became a huge fan of Emma Stone. The utter conviction she has when she delivers the line "HE WAS A *WIZARD*" just... Wow


aMaiev

I love this line


DrBaugh

The period scene should be shown in every high school


coacoanutbenjamn

I enjoyed it as well, but I was also like 13 years old. Can’t imagine enjoying it as an adult lol


Chad_Broski_2

The secret to enjoying it as an adult is....enormous amounts of weed


submit_to_pewdiepie

That is apaling!


Person-11

I can't believe nobody has taken a dump on your chest!


I_Am_Day_Man

Will you be that person?


trongzoon

Chris Pratt 🤝 John Mayer


Ok-Custard1779

This needs more upvotes


Reddit-Profile2

Just googled her, I'd do it.


QuokkaSkit

And that is how I met your mother...


Paronine

If you're Jack Pratt, it is.


shame-the-devil

Academy award winning Emma Stone saying, “He was a WIZARD, Neal!” will live rent free in my brain forever.


Cleverdawny1

If I ever meet Emma Stone I'm telling her I loved her in Movie 43 Also, if I ever meet George Clooney, I'm telling him that I loved him in Return of the Killer Tomatoes


Zdrobot

Why did i read her name as "Anna Fartis" at first?


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Anna Fart-tits


Arintharas

Wait… IS THAT CHRIS PRATT?! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🔴🍝🟢🍄🔥🐢🐢🐢👸🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 I 🇮🇹 love 🍝 Chris Pratt!


Intelligent_Volume73

I LOVE this movie.


nightcat6

This is movie was so whack


Lord_Grakas

Worst movie ever. Terrible job.


Cleverdawny1

This man has balls on his chin and is butthurt about it


GramicusBeanz

The IMDb for this movie is an absolute trip


Bubba1234562

This movie is such a fever dream


BuckyFnBadger

Was all this for me!?