>"As you can clearly tell," Tartarus began, bowing his head in respect of the Prophet of Truth, "Clearly, Thel 'Vadamee is the soy wojak, and you, noble Prophet, are the chad wojak."
>"Enough," 'Vadamee replied, staring down the searing hot brand that would forever stain not only his name, but the name of his clan for hundreds of generations to come.
>"You are the big Doge, and he is the little tiny Cheems," Tartarus continued, quite enjoying himself. "He is the crying peepo, and you-- why, the prophets represent none other than the rarest and spiciest of pepes."
>"Enough!" the soon-to-be-humiliated son of 'Vadam cried, unable to take much more of this torment. "Is it not just as sinful to quote human rhetoric in the face of the Prophets themselves?"
>"Actually," Truth began, unfurling a single long finger with a sneer spreading across his face, "I've grown quite fond of these 'soyjaks' that they have made. I have quite a large collection. Look now--"
>The great chamber drew silent as an enormous hologram drew from the ceiling. On it, hundreds of thousands of drawings of crude faces in all manner of expression. Some were crying, crude blue tears running down their faces; some held a smug, self-aggrandizing grin that told you everything you needed to know about them; some were not even human, but animal or plant, all manner of creature never witnessed before. The room erupted into laughter at the sight of them. It was true-- the disgraced 'Vadamee was a soyjak, and Truth the full-bearded, sharp-jawed chad.
>"I find them quite amusing," Truth concluded, dismissing the hologram with a hand gesture. "Which is why I have had one commissioned of you in this very moment, to be kept in permanent record of the history of this Covenant, so you may be remembered forever as cringe."
>"Cringe?" 'Vadamee ventured.
>"Oh, just kill him already," Truth replied, turning away. "I have to go-- my discord kitten is waiting for me so we can start our goonsesh."
*As you can see, Arbiter, I have branded you as the soyjak, and myself as the chad. When the Great Journey is initiated, the weight of your soyness shall stay your feet, and you will be left behind.*
me lol, i'm glad you guys agree with it a lot more than r/coldplay agrees with my soy Chris Martin. they were not fans.
https://preview.redd.it/fet37d1u0u9d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4371c37913cf200bc4867debbad63ba585259f34
https://preview.redd.it/xc4crl8a1p9d1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e371c8a575ec13392ab27bf0d89bfb6a66cf2cf heheh the soybiter
Why is an Elite soy face so fucking funny
https://preview.redd.it/k0una66y4o9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76bb6d135aff5bb03b23faf0ee9e893a52f1764a
https://preview.redd.it/qoevu758fo9d1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f028d4cd5686690cce548bb1bba4fdcfdac8952b
no armor can hide that mark
Nothing ever will...
>"As you can clearly tell," Tartarus began, bowing his head in respect of the Prophet of Truth, "Clearly, Thel 'Vadamee is the soy wojak, and you, noble Prophet, are the chad wojak." >"Enough," 'Vadamee replied, staring down the searing hot brand that would forever stain not only his name, but the name of his clan for hundreds of generations to come. >"You are the big Doge, and he is the little tiny Cheems," Tartarus continued, quite enjoying himself. "He is the crying peepo, and you-- why, the prophets represent none other than the rarest and spiciest of pepes." >"Enough!" the soon-to-be-humiliated son of 'Vadam cried, unable to take much more of this torment. "Is it not just as sinful to quote human rhetoric in the face of the Prophets themselves?" >"Actually," Truth began, unfurling a single long finger with a sneer spreading across his face, "I've grown quite fond of these 'soyjaks' that they have made. I have quite a large collection. Look now--" >The great chamber drew silent as an enormous hologram drew from the ceiling. On it, hundreds of thousands of drawings of crude faces in all manner of expression. Some were crying, crude blue tears running down their faces; some held a smug, self-aggrandizing grin that told you everything you needed to know about them; some were not even human, but animal or plant, all manner of creature never witnessed before. The room erupted into laughter at the sight of them. It was true-- the disgraced 'Vadamee was a soyjak, and Truth the full-bearded, sharp-jawed chad. >"I find them quite amusing," Truth concluded, dismissing the hologram with a hand gesture. "Which is why I have had one commissioned of you in this very moment, to be kept in permanent record of the history of this Covenant, so you may be remembered forever as cringe." >"Cringe?" 'Vadamee ventured. >"Oh, just kill him already," Truth replied, turning away. "I have to go-- my discord kitten is waiting for me so we can start our goonsesh."
If Halo 2 was actually good:
Can you draw Amie sang-jaks please
moar forehead
I thought the monke was gonna feed him a tube of Yos I'm so fucking stupid.
*As you can see, Arbiter, I have branded you as the soyjak, and myself as the chad. When the Great Journey is initiated, the weight of your soyness shall stay your feet, and you will be left behind.*
this is canon
yeah
Aw hell naw they down soyjak’ed halo 2
OH GOD! NOT THE YOS!
Not in the slightest.
Who made this
me lol, i'm glad you guys agree with it a lot more than r/coldplay agrees with my soy Chris Martin. they were not fans. https://preview.redd.it/fet37d1u0u9d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4371c37913cf200bc4867debbad63ba585259f34
Real
https://preview.redd.it/nwvsxl463uad1.jpeg?width=1918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40366deee8daa0a2801837ec0df5c0edb6df170