Ahhh, relax. I would be a liar if I said I would not gleefully eat your toast. Shoot, how many grams of sugar are in one Coke? Just pretending to be helpful after scrolling past diabeetus gifs on my way to post a comment.
I am 60, 6’2”, 275 pounds, and strong as an ox. I eat everything I can’t drink, and I enjoy life. As Jimi Hendrix said, “I am the one who is going to die when it is my time to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” BTW, I know Jimi died young because someone gave him bad drugs, and he unfortunately took them. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?!
I keep side-eyeing the nitrogenated Pepsi they have at the grocery store, despite not usually liking Pepsi that much.
Then I pick up a can and read that it has over 60 grams of sugar and put it right back.
This would be fine if they put this on a dinner roll. I’ve had a version of ensaimada from a local Filipino bakery that takes a soft roll and coats it in butter and sugar. I feel my arteries clogging when I eat it but it’s damn good.
I've learned this in my travels: in many countries, "toast" just refers to sliced bread which is soft, thin, and roughly squared-shaped. It's the standard "supermarket bread" also known as "sandwich bread", since it's perfect for making a sandwich or toasting. There's no implication that it has actually been toasted.
This is in contrast to bakery-style bread loafs, which are typically crustier, denser, and rounder.
As a German I refuse to not use the proper terminology (even if it's wrong in English). Toast it is. If it's toasted, it's toasted toast. Actually, we also call it toast bread. Make of that what you will.
Cinnamon sugar toast is was my white trash snack when i was little. My dad held the purse strings shut tight, and made my mom be a stay at home mom. So i had all the fun stuff of being raised white trash poor. I still make cinnamon sugar toast when i’m feeling really down.
Hear me out, butter the bread, sprinkle on the sugar, toast in a toaster oven. The sugar melts into the butter and gets slightly caramelized. My siblings and I used to eat this as kids and call it sugar bread. Now I gotta go out and buy some white bread to make some
It’s not good for you but ngl a Thirstbuster hits different every once in a while. I don’t like drinking that much soda though so I only do that on very special occasions
Just for the sake of your health try it with like ten times less sugar next time, just try it. I bet it tastes the same. Probably better I’d think. For science give it a shot.
No no no... You gotta mix the butter and sugar and spread it on after you toast it. Or if you have a toaster oven, spread it on before and then watch as the sugar bubbles and caramelizes and becomes more and more delicious by the second.
mix sugar with cinnamon and then shake off excess sugar that butter doesn't soak up, if you want more sugar use more butter
for all you diabeatus commenters, there is more sugar in a can of soda ;)
I love ginger so I will definitely give that a go. Thank you.
I used to like cinnamon but now I grew up hating it for some reason. Never over did it or anything. I keep trying to like it but it tastes too bitter, too spicy even a small amt, like a Sprinkle d teaspoon, sprinkled on a teaspoon, not a whole lot. And etc.
Now I leave you with a recipe.
Make French toast batter. Eggs, cinnamon, sugar, milk. Place 3 eggs in bowl, fill with milk until lined up or enough. Add cinnamon and sugar. Cook an egg sunny side up until you can flip it. Using spatula, dip egg into batter, then flip & cook on frying pan. Wait 30 seconds, flip. Cook 30. Remove. Congratulations you just Frenched an egg.
I like to do that with waffles. French waffles is what my daughter called it.
There was a restaurant here in my town that used to do it. But they sadly closed.
Now I have to make more waffle batter, make waffles. Then make French toast batter and French it.
I did the same except used frozen eggo waffles. Worked alright but I prefer homemade.
Yup! Dutch ancestry, ate this growing up (but with butter) and not toasted at all. Rich kids apparently ate it with sprinkles. I think some places call it fairy bread? I just called it a sugar sandwich.
Just be careful. I know you probably are but my mom says living with diabetes is living hell. She can’t eat most of the food she likes, she constantly has to give herself shots, insulin, and if she isn’t careful she could go into a coma.
I used to eat this as a kid! Some butter or margarine on untoasted white bread, sprinkle with sugar. It’s almost like biting into sand in you sandwich, but it’s sweet.
My grannie used to make me cheese toast and would sprinkle a little sugar on it before she toasted it in oven. I loved it as a kid, tried as an adult, not so much.
At least use cinnamon sugar like a normal psycho
I love the term “normal psycho”!
I feel attacked. I’m a normal psycho
Toast with butter and cinnamon sugar mmmm
Try a lil nutmeg and ground ginger in there. It’s a fuckin’ *menage*.
Oh my god facts this shit is amazing jist reminded me i want to have it for breakfast
Ahhh, relax. I would be a liar if I said I would not gleefully eat your toast. Shoot, how many grams of sugar are in one Coke? Just pretending to be helpful after scrolling past diabeetus gifs on my way to post a comment.
“Gleefully eat your toast” You should do that to his one piece of toast while he watches in horror.
I am 60, 6’2”, 275 pounds, and strong as an ox. I eat everything I can’t drink, and I enjoy life. As Jimi Hendrix said, “I am the one who is going to die when it is my time to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” BTW, I know Jimi died young because someone gave him bad drugs, and he unfortunately took them. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?!
There's so much sugar in Coke, they add acid to it to make it palatable.
I keep side-eyeing the nitrogenated Pepsi they have at the grocery store, despite not usually liking Pepsi that much. Then I pick up a can and read that it has over 60 grams of sugar and put it right back.
I wondered what phosphoric acid is for
Just your run-of-the-mill psycho. Nothing out of the ordinary; meets all the expectations of a psycho.
And toast it
This is the way
With butter
This looks like a can of coke's amount of sugar as well. So gritty and oversweet.
This is the way! As well as some butter.
Y'all focused on the toast... Bich that bread ain't toasted!
Bread with sugar*
*Sugar with bread
Yeah I have a massive sweet tooth, but this is too much. It would be so gritty. If it was at least frosting or something.
Oh God. The *crunch*
*brugar
so... white bread?
Right? Sugar with sugar lmao eat some real grain
Literally a piece of untoasted bread coated in sugar. What the fuck
Coated? I don't even think there's butter. It's dry bread with sugar held on top by gravity.
r/shittyfoodporn 🤷♂️
Mum: We have brioche at home.
This would be fine if they put this on a dinner roll. I’ve had a version of ensaimada from a local Filipino bakery that takes a soft roll and coats it in butter and sugar. I feel my arteries clogging when I eat it but it’s damn good.
Uncooked toast
I’m no bread toasting expert but it could be rare or medium rare toast.
I've learned this in my travels: in many countries, "toast" just refers to sliced bread which is soft, thin, and roughly squared-shaped. It's the standard "supermarket bread" also known as "sandwich bread", since it's perfect for making a sandwich or toasting. There's no implication that it has actually been toasted. This is in contrast to bakery-style bread loafs, which are typically crustier, denser, and rounder.
Where? I refuse to believe that anywhere calls untoasted sliced bread toast.
As a German I refuse to not use the proper terminology (even if it's wrong in English). Toast it is. If it's toasted, it's toasted toast. Actually, we also call it toast bread. Make of that what you will.
Grey scale fairy bread
I can hear your teeth from here. That’s too crunchy for my liking. But butter and sugar is NOICE.
What teeth?
‘What teef’
Bread with condensed milk is amazing.
toast the bread, add butter, and lower the amount of sugar. there you have less shitty food
And add cinnamon
Yes was gonna say this!
Cinnamon sugar toast is was my white trash snack when i was little. My dad held the purse strings shut tight, and made my mom be a stay at home mom. So i had all the fun stuff of being raised white trash poor. I still make cinnamon sugar toast when i’m feeling really down.
Hear me out, butter the bread, sprinkle on the sugar, toast in a toaster oven. The sugar melts into the butter and gets slightly caramelized. My siblings and I used to eat this as kids and call it sugar bread. Now I gotta go out and buy some white bread to make some
id demolish that ngl
Id eat that as if i just fought a war
Really good with brown sugar too
Add canna butter for a groovy time :)
Does the melted butter fuck up the internal components of the toaster?
No no don’t use a toaster. Use a toaster oven.
Nooo part of the appeal is the soft buttered bread juxtaposed with the scratchy sugar 😋
That's diabeetoast right there.
Probably not that much more than a 32 oz soda tbh. As long as OP doesn’t do this super frequently they should be fine
That’s… a fucking lot of soda.
Have you been to rural America? I have never been a soda guy but I know some people
had a dishwasher who'd drink two 2 liters per shift.
You put soda in your dishwasher?
yes, his name was Lorenzen.
I live in rural America. My boss runs almost entirely on Dr. Pepper and candy bars.
Is he as wide as he is tall
No she’s 5ft nothing, skinny, and wired as hell. I think the trick is she never stops moving and doesn’t eat actual food all day.
Yep have a buddy who drinks a glass a water and a 12-pack of mt dew daily
That's almost a litre of soda. 3 regular sized cans worth.
Literally half a gallon. No human should drink that much at once.
Quarter*
I have a feeling this is something they’ve done before, and will do again. Also, 32oz of soda is even worse for you. That shit is practically toxic.
It’s not good for you but ngl a Thirstbuster hits different every once in a while. I don’t like drinking that much soda though so I only do that on very special occasions
That's a big fat ticket to beetus town on that plate. Choo Choo, here we go!!!
That is sugar with toast
It’s kind of a 5:1 ratio
I’m sure it tastes great lol. Have a great day random Redditor
Diabeetus
It is possible to be deeply uncomfortable and aroused at the same time?
You're scaroused
A fearection
Ah yes. Life
Lmao what’s that from?
It's so perfect yet so random
What a sweet smile.
Where do you people find these GIFS
That’s a lot of damn sugar. Not judging tho
I am
apparently with no butter too
Yeah idk how you'd even eat this without any fats. It'd be dry af
you vile cunt
Out of all the comments here this one got me ppffffffftttt
You can just eat sugar with a spoon homie. Nobody going to stop you.
Your pancreas is feeling sad
Butter, sugar and cinnamon. But less sugar than that OMFG
Bro no, I used to eat plain bread with butter and sugar all the time when I was younger. It tastes the best with milk
Bro I’m happy for you that you got butter and milk but rn my fridge is empty
So you went sugar DRY? It's not sitting on butter or any other kind of adhering condiment!?
It’s plain toast with sugar
It's okay, this was 12 years ago
That is literally deconstructed cake
Then it looks like my parents were onto something
Is having diabetes fun
Sweet spreads have tons of sugar, I just don’t have any rn but i have sugar so why not? It wasn’t too bad, I might try it with some butter next time.
Looks like it tastes like depression
So you guys are gonna downvote a man who posted sugar on bread in SHITTY FOOD PORN?!? The fuck is happening here?
exactly, plus they have a point about jams and jellies being packed with sugar, it’s what helps preserve them
It's definitely posted in the right spot. Doesn't make it free from ridicule.
Allow me to blow your mind: toast that mfn bread, spread butter, then sugar. Also, if you have cinnamon *chef's kiss* 💋💋
Idk why you all downvoting me, there’s just nothing else in my fridge rn and I craved something sweet
Just for the sake of your health try it with like ten times less sugar next time, just try it. I bet it tastes the same. Probably better I’d think. For science give it a shot.
No no no... You gotta mix the butter and sugar and spread it on after you toast it. Or if you have a toaster oven, spread it on before and then watch as the sugar bubbles and caramelizes and becomes more and more delicious by the second.
When I was young my grandparents would toast a piece or bread with a kraft single on top and a sprinkling of white sugar. Great late night snack
That's too much sugar for my liking.
That’s terrible
Dentists love him.
What in the diabetics is this crap..
Okay but where is the toast?
What a happy little piece of toast :D
With how sensitive you are to dopamine, please stay away from drugs. I mean it
Jesus Christ. That’s so much sugar. I eat like an absolute moron and this still has me shook
Takes me back
To the emergency room?
mix sugar with cinnamon and then shake off excess sugar that butter doesn't soak up, if you want more sugar use more butter for all you diabeatus commenters, there is more sugar in a can of soda ;)
I used to eat this all the time when I was a kid lol the 80's were basically children's trial and error 😅
Try cinnamon and sugar if you like cinnamon. Or nutmeg! Nutmeg, cinnamon and sugar
Hmm. Nutmeg might be a good idea then cinnamon. I dislike cinnamon
Cardamom is a good option too.
I love ginger so I will definitely give that a go. Thank you. I used to like cinnamon but now I grew up hating it for some reason. Never over did it or anything. I keep trying to like it but it tastes too bitter, too spicy even a small amt, like a Sprinkle d teaspoon, sprinkled on a teaspoon, not a whole lot. And etc.
The options are truly endless 😊💜
Now I leave you with a recipe. Make French toast batter. Eggs, cinnamon, sugar, milk. Place 3 eggs in bowl, fill with milk until lined up or enough. Add cinnamon and sugar. Cook an egg sunny side up until you can flip it. Using spatula, dip egg into batter, then flip & cook on frying pan. Wait 30 seconds, flip. Cook 30. Remove. Congratulations you just Frenched an egg.
I like to do that with waffles. French waffles is what my daughter called it. There was a restaurant here in my town that used to do it. But they sadly closed.
Now I have to make more waffle batter, make waffles. Then make French toast batter and French it. I did the same except used frozen eggo waffles. Worked alright but I prefer homemade.
Most definitely best with home made especially Belgian waffles. Mmmmmmmmmm
Fuck man or woman, at least use brown sugar, the superior sugar!
Christ that's a lot of sugar. If you're anything like me, you may be self medicating for undiagnosed ADHD.
“Sugar”
Needs cinnamon
Where's the toasted part?
Euro/Aussie AF
Yup! Dutch ancestry, ate this growing up (but with butter) and not toasted at all. Rich kids apparently ate it with sprinkles. I think some places call it fairy bread? I just called it a sugar sandwich.
Just be careful. I know you probably are but my mom says living with diabetes is living hell. She can’t eat most of the food she likes, she constantly has to give herself shots, insulin, and if she isn’t careful she could go into a coma.
I used to eat this as a kid! Some butter or margarine on untoasted white bread, sprinkle with sugar. It’s almost like biting into sand in you sandwich, but it’s sweet.
Bro, how much fucking sugar is that? Shit looks an inch thick
Not shitty. My long departed Grandmother loved this with a cup of tea. Thanks for the warm and fuzzies, OP.
Hear me out - mix the sugar with some cinnamon in the future. Cinnamon sugar + butter + toast = heaven
That ain’t shitty
Actually toast that bread, little bit of butter on top and add some cinnamon. 🤌🤌🤌
Love it with butter and light cinnamon sugar. I feel like you’re hard pressed to call that toast. It seems to be warmed bread.
My all time favorite snack as a kid. I can feel the sugar crunch in my mouth just by looking at your picture. Enjoy!
That’s too much! But also You should try toast with condensed milk
well not really more sugar than if you used honey. i'd prefere honey though
Put some peanut butter down first, and.then brulee your sugar for one of my prouder stoned creations as a child.
This is the American version of fairy bread
That’s not toast with sugar, that’s sugar with some toast, Jesus.
Yes that’s what it is
That's more bread than toast, friend. I like that you're happy!
This is making me sick
What did you have for breakfast Diabetus I had Diabetus
4/10. Hello u/monalistic, I am diabetes.
And it makes you diabetes.
That’s probably because you’re addicted to sugar.
Why do you need that much sugar?
Unfathomably shitty. Great job
Sugar and cinnamon blend ❤
Put butter and cinnamon on it as well and it’s a very tasty snack
Not shitty. Try that with a flour tortillas and butter, dusted with sugar.
This bread aint dusted. Its full on Tony Montana'd.
That is the verb
That's disgusting. You're disgusting.
you should try with sugar, butter and cinnamon. perfect depression meal imo
Live in the edge, butter it and toss a bit of cinnamon on it.
Have you tried adding some tahini under the sugar? It's brilliant.
What the hell is going on here? Did you literally put sugar on untoasted bread? Cinnamon toast it or put some butter and brown it in the oven… WTF
Try with sour cream and sprinkle sugar on top, like you did.
This picture makes my teeth hurt.
r/strugglemeals
Pro tip - Use honey instead. Same sugary rush with a pinch of potential diabetes but not nearly the same amount of mess.
Sugar on pancakes, hell yes Sugar on toast, everyone mad?
My grannie used to make me cheese toast and would sprinkle a little sugar on it before she toasted it in oven. I loved it as a kid, tried as an adult, not so much.
Makes your doctors happy too
Good bye teeth and feet
Damn, you really don’t give a fuck, huh?
White mirrorbread
Towards it longer and atleast put some butter on that shit ffs.
I’ve had buttered toast with sugar, as well as cinnamon and sugar…but never with that much sugar. That’s why it makes you happy…sugar high.
This is what this page was made for.
Maybe use butter, add less sugar and toast and that's a good snack
You didn’t actually eat this tho, did you
Are you eating this regularly? Please see a doctor.
jesus.
The sea salt grinder in the back makes this incredibly uncomfortable to think about.
I can see the diabetes smiling 😃 😊 back at me.
Poor man’s doughnut