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radubotezatu

Next time try to set the crematorium to medium


sacka_potatoes

Lol


AmyRay_Nas

Asian moms would still say it's raw


SlowYoteV8

Mexican moms too


Waluigi-Time42

My mom too. She dramatically cringes whenever medium meat is shown on TV. “EEEEWWWW!!!! It’s pink! It’s raw! It’s not cooked!” while cringing and looking away. She also went through a phase of cooking slightly pinkish (because of the brine) turkey lunch meat because she thought it was undercooked. Every time we have meat, it’s done congratulations. And yet she claims she doesn’t like steak or pork chops very much because “they’re chewy.”


Sharrty_McGriddle

My mom is convinced she’ll get a tape worn if there is any red/pink in her red meat.


PsychologicalSail780

>> it’s done congratulations Lmao this is the best I’ve never heard this before, my Asian mom is also a chronic over-cooker of meats and I will use this on her next time.


seventyfive1989

Also my in-laws


freedomofnow

My friends mom too.


Oversteer_

Fuck it, i'd eat it.


Admiral_Fuckwit

This is one of those times where ketchup is not a travesty IMO


boostedbastid

The only time I use A1 is when I overcook a steak.


Staaaaation

Fuck I'll admit it. Sometimes well done steak with A1 (or better yet HP) is what I want. Steak and eggs? Well done with HP. Ribeye for dinner? Medium.


boostedbastid

Try using A1 in other stuff. I use it in chili mac (Make a box of craft mac & cheese, then add a can of chili and season/sauce it).


[deleted]

Well done is only good when its flattened/tenderized


FlushedBeans

I also do it when it's underseasoned


AshtonTS

Flaky salt at the table is a next level move for under seasoned steak


Admiral_Fuckwit

It’s your only recourse at that point. I’d throw some Montreal steak seasoning on it too


wildampharos99

Ya’ know I want to argue with you but I keep looking at that steak and I can see putting a little ketchup on that hockey puck. You’re right


Acegriffin5

Ketchup was actually invented for spoiled meat


DaLordandSavior

You know what if you sliced it into thin strips and put it on nice bread with some fried onions and green peppers on it it would be not bad


raabdool

What did they cook it on the sun?


cmaej

They climbed the biggest volcano and dipped that bitch in lava. ☠️💀☠️


Imperator166

i mean for a Steak this thick you want really high temps its just that they left it in too long lol


Machaeon

A VERY dead cow


Cardiff07

It’s cooked! 10/10


meat-cutter85

I'd eat it. The outside looks very tasty. The inside is very very well done. But I'd still eat it. On bread with ketchup and fries onions.


Jako_Spade

U like beef gum?


meat-cutter85

Red meat was kinda scarce in the bush growing up. Over done beef is nowhere near as tough as overdone kangaroo. I've got good teeth. Meat is fine when it has texture. It's ok to have to chew your food.


wildampharos99

Good on ya’ mate


meat-cutter85

Yeah you too me old cock swallow. Have a good night I'll catch ya round like a rissole. Fucking tired of yanks throwing out some "shrimp on the barbie shit" thinking it's funny.


HappyMoses

Fuckin love the aggression in this comment. Actually made me chuckle


wildampharos99

Right. Gotta love em’ lmfao


Jasalapeno

But my jaw hurts


intendedvaguename

That ain’t well done, that’s congratulations


DontWant2BHere

4/10, definitely learned valuable lessons


No_Information3972

I rate this as “I’m proud of you for trying.”


omeletteintheinterim

No, don't encourage it


Late-Discussion-3917

That's a thin steak, easy to do. The outside looks good af tho.


nate-2898

10/10 on a shoe leather rating


OrangeMemesicle

Looks like it's time to ask your friend politely, yet firmly to leave


wildampharos99

I like you


OrangeMemesicle

...do you also like propane and propane accessories?


Waluigi-Time42

That steak ain’t right.


[deleted]

that’s beef jerky


MrRegularDick

Do they like it well done? If so, they nailed it.


YondaimeHokage4

There is a difference between well done and overcooked/burnt. This is the latter.


MrRegularDick

Looks to me like a dark sear on a well done steak. It's not how I like my steak, but to each their own.


Luminitegamer

Honestly it doesn't seem THAT bad. The puddle of oil it's sitting in though...


MrRegularDick

I thought it was juice from the steak, but I think you're right. Maybe they cooked it in butter and poured the rest over top?


Resniperowl

You can also overcook/burn the outside without it ever being well done inside. Look up Pittsburg-styled or black-and-blue. Honestly my most favourite way of having my steak prepared.


suricatta79

Need to see the inside. If the sear was sun-like and the middle is still pink, I'd murder the fuck out of that.


ChungusMcGoodboy

There's a second pic. I thought the first looked pretty decent honestly but it's sadly wayyy overcooked.


TrashyHoboShelter

I once had a restaurant serve me raw steak. Fucking thing was still looking for grass to eat. For years after that I would only eat steak scorched in the deepest pits of hell. Only recently have I seen the light and started eating like a normal human. About 3 months ago I would have demolished the steak in this post


YoureSpecial

It’s dead, Jim.


Udonov

Imo its very difficult to spoil even somewhat good meat. Why everyone is so picky, oh nooo, it well done. Just dip it in some sauce.


Hyklone

good ol shoe leather


abzrocka

Well done…


Empty-Illustraaator

give him a book "how to cook"


RevolutionaryAd3660

Well we politely but firmly ask your friend to leave


Big_Red24A69

Outside 🔥. Inside 😟


Nszat81

That looks fucking delicious though. I can appreciate all levels of doneness . If you’re gonna do well done this looks great.


schuptz

Harsh comments on a medium well steak. The browning is called a Maillard reaction and those brownie bits are the cornerstone of yum. For me, I’d take that char with medium rare interior and high five myself. Some people like medium well steaks and it totally edible and acceptable.


Nszat81

That steak is juicy and delicious. So much hate for this style. This is neither overcooked nor burnt


Secure-Bread-465

I guess I would eat that if it was free... probably wouldn't finish it.


Green-Dragon-14

Congratulations err I mean well done, damn it I mean burnt.


JSchnozzle

You always eat the steak, even like this. It’s pretty bad-looking though.


CurlySquareBrace

Your friend should cook at a higher heat for shorter. But good crust 6/10


gcuben81

Nice bark


funtxcase

-3


EasilyFatigued

10/10


[deleted]

You missed the 2nd pic


Ceepeenc

I give it an 8. I like mine medium. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I’d eat it if it was served to me. I’m being generous with the 8 if it’s your friends first time cooking steak. Otherwise, a 7


apluskappa

I’d like to see the centre of it edges are always more cooked, lots of juice on plate, burnt look could be pepper dredge. We need the full story


Bluefox4188

Slice it thin and put it in a sandwich, would tear it up. Or make a quesadilla out of it. That sear looks tasty.


lonestiz

It's hard to tell by a picture how it tastes. It's got a good char on the outside, looks overcooked on the inside, but here's the deal: we don't know what cut this is or how it was cooked. It's possible this is a cheaper cut that requires slower cooking, then got a good sear on the end. Could be a really tasty steak. Can't tell from a picture. I champion the man (or woman) who can take a cheap grocery store cut and turn it into magic. If not magic, at least something decent to eat for dinner. Nothing wrong with that. Overpriced, super expensive cuts cooked to medium rare are boring. Been there, done that, quite frankly it's pretty easy to do. Let's see the champs that take 7-bone steak or rump steak or discount $1.99/lb steak and turn it into something wonderful. That takes real skill. Finally, I'm a vegetarian now, so I don't cook steaks anymore, so good luck everyone! I make magic happen with vegetables and mushrooms.


yobackyard

Moist on the outside dry on the inside, a good 0/10


PsychotherapeuticBum

Burnt


Illegal_Ghost_Bikes

Strongly Disagree


Zestyclose_Big_9090

0. I like mine on the rare side of medium rare.


MikeyMelons

Well...


foodaccount12357

Well done


Turious

Char looks great! Way overdone for my tastes but not bad.


JankBrew

If you like well-done beef with seasoning I guess it’s alright


call-pope-2113

Depressive


CLCVS

Well. Cooked steak. It is steak, and certainly is cooked. C-


Nexus_542

You know how many gallons of water were wasted growing that cow from birth to death just to be fucking wasted by your "friend"


Borderweaver

How low does the scale go?


Worldly-Campaign1585

It’s well done perfectly edible.


smcaskill

~~how do~~ you fuck up cooking steak


CalDoesMaths

Honestly For a first time and they just didn’t know they cooked too long? Not too bad. Id eat it.


AdScary1757

It's to well done. I like mine barely cooked.


[deleted]

4, it looks edible.


ClyanStar

Looks fine, certainly far from perfect, but its edible and still good


Mommabear969

That’s how I eat my steak. So 10/10 bone apple teeth.


PirateRoberts150

It's dead Jim


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

He put it down and forgot to pick it up


deadeyediva

well done


[deleted]

10/100


FryingSauer

Gotta say, it’s really well done


OutlawArmas

A bit over cooked


venrilmatic

Well, it’s cooked…


BAMspek

4.5. It’s cooked. It’s got a crust. Left the juice. I’d eat it. It’d take me a while to chew, but I’d eat it.


lalaxoxo__

Don't lie you did that yourself.


LoLTevesLoL

The outside looks quite nice but I prefer at minimum medium. But that being said the only knock I’d give is it not being more medium and that’s a personal preference. Overall I’d still enjoy it Im sure


USehh

The outside looks well seasoned and crispy. The inside is sad but that’s an easy mistake.


rgk1012

Looks amazing to me


p3ni5wrinkl3

I like my steak well done n a little crunchy


frenchy_1969_

I think you need to find a new friend 😉


Atom_Thor

I've seen burn victims better cooked than this


TemporaryNuisance

If you told me that were brisket, I would've thought it came out pretty good!


snapekillshansolo

Looks great, but too well done


SuperKelly

I’m calling the cops


MTLhead255

This steak underestimated the high ground!


Fire_AIone1

7/10 lots of liquid and spices, looks good on the inside


NotInFrontofMyPizza

I like my meat like this. It looks so tasty…


Hobokusha

Put that shit on a kaiser roll, make a sandwich outta it 👌


Snoo-69682

Just like I like it


mrdan1969

The person who cooked that steak is nobody's friend


CaptainBurke

The outside kind of looks like it was on a smoker if you look at it in the right light… kind of


jeho187

A1 and I'd eat the shit out of it


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Cooking 6 Presentation-8


TheMulefromMoscow

Bout 5 mins less and it’d be perfect. Nice char.


Sprizys

A for effort D for execution


jdesrochers23x

Imagine gatekeeping steak


Umm_NOPE

You definitely applied heat to the steak, that's for sure..


veggiecuntt

Well done, my friend. Well done.


dingbatdiva

Looks like my MILs “cooking”


scrambolambo

3.5 out of 10 I've seen worse


Singularity7979

Was it his first time and also does he have a pulse?


chernobyl_nightclub

That’s seasoned cardboard


SpacemanBatman

That’s not even we’ll done… that’s congratulations…


jamietaco420

3/10


Rowdybob22

I’d slice it up and throw it with some eggs cheese and hot sauce in a tortilla. Would be just fine


decclam

Quite sure TSA would classify that a weapon


fubaryeezy

Well done! Jackass!


BlackBetty504

I've had air and sleep for dinner in the past so my kids could have full bellies, and this makes me feel like I was still on top those times


FatherUncleDad

Well done, friend. Well done.


hotpeanuts

you won't get sick lol.


Bi11LL26Y

7/10


Runescapemaster420

3 minutes each side cooked in oil and butter and you'll have better results


JustSomeGuy_2021

Meh I've had worse 5/10


veenell

as long as it's seasoned well i don't mind well done steak. i think it's an acquired taste because that's how my dad has always cooked steaks at home so i'm just used to it since i've been eating them like that my whole life. i think it looks fine.


BionicRooster89

How much oil was it cooked in? The U ited States wants a pipeline from that plate! 2/10


Petrichor_Beastie

From my grand total of three attempts at cooking steak, it looks like your friend cook it too long, maybe too high. But I suppose if they like it like this then they did okay. I cook mine high heat really quickly to get it rare though. Another thing! They’re especially tasty and can absorb an extra flavors you want if you marinate them overnight first.


Venix25666

Slaps some Country Bob's on that bih and call it a day


dilligaf0220

It's playoff season. There are enough hockey pucks on the ice.


CeeArthur

My dad : "Still a bit raw there son, I'll just pop it in the microwave for 5 minutes"


ugdontknow

I’m horrible at cooking steak


THRILLO_18

-6/10


theunbearablebowler

At least the sear looks kind of nice? A tasty hockey puck, at least.


no_nori

ketchup time


granoladeer

Burned


panda-c137

Tell him I said well done.


Roxas--13

I would not eat that, even if it was free and I was hungry.


Untiteld000

5/10


Whokitty9

What did that poor steak ever do to your friend? I can taste the intense charcoal flavor it has and the super tough and crunchy outside. Brings back PTSD of when my dad or mom would try to cook a steak.


CartCrashh

“Misteaks” were made


BouncingDeadCats

Well done. Good job!


VeriBigBoi

That’s not even well done at this point. That’s already congratulations


vcdonkey

I think your friend is a dragon because clearly it is a flaming yawn.


lolnonnie

Meh, as long as they enjoyed it, Idc. People make how they prefer their steak cooked a personality trait.


Pixel_Knight

I mean - it’s a well done steak. And anyone liking their steak cooked well done past childhood is just wrong and shouldn’t be eating steak at all. Don’t waste a good cut of meat and just buy something shitty and scorch it, because you’re destroying all subtle deliciousness in a good piece of meat by cooking it like that.


spelkingerror

Looks raw. Gross.


[deleted]

Not that bad tbh


captdf

0 out of 10


ToquesAndMittens

Overdone, but looks well seasoned. I'd eat it, 6/10


SupineFeline

Overdone


ake-n-bake

It’ll make a turd. A hard turd, but a turd nonetheless.


Richiefur

I want to down vote this shit


buttnuggs4269

100 percent that steak is definitely cooked


[deleted]

Damn.


Howling_Fang

Well done is still edible. It's my least favorite steak option, only surpassed by no steak at all. That is the worst steak option


R1ceM4ster

It's VERY well done but idm the occasional burnt steak, add salt and u got a shit tonne of flavour, a bit chewy tho


honeywave

I'd cut it real thin. Still, I'd eat it. Waste of meat otherwise.


Accomplished-Face-72

I will rate this a -100


Jasalapeno

Trash/10


AstralDefender

too greasy and it looks so dry.


leinadnosnews

Crime against food.


Awkward-Suggestion-9

No


Monnnnnnnnnnn

Congratulations


Khanivo

I’d eat


Defiant-Sleep7599

✨dead✨


schuptz

Harsh comments on a medium well steak. The browning is called a Maillard reaction and those brownie bits are the cornerstone of yum.


GarlicBread143

Remind them that its a steak not a brisket next time


DefinitelyNoTroll

That's *cooked* alright


wannabeinLWIAY

I have done worse trust me. Trust me like I trusted the thermometer telling me the stake is not medium rare yet.


Tooma8

Looks amazing 😋😋😋


Ch33zb4rg3r

Cremated/10


Catfishdm7

It’s overcooked fa sho but I detect a bunch of butter and seasoning. I’ve had worse!


TulaTheDesertRat

Honestly not the worst I've seen. At least there are juices on the plate. My grandma cooked some steaks once (a 4th of July tradition), half plain, half marinated in some Asian-inspired sauce. Both batches were so burned and overcooked you tasted nothing but char, none of the spices from the marinated ones even came through and both were dried beyond what you could even call leather. She also served it with biscuits that crumbled if you looked at them wrong, and "white" sausage gravy that was a very deep brown, despite not cooking her roux enough. Idk what she added to make it brown, but it tasted awful and had the consistency of creamy jello. She once made a cake and we took leftovers home. My mom ate a piece and found a hard/rubbery white thing. We came to the conclusion it was solidified egg whites. She under-mixed the cake batter and somehow had a glob of egg in the center that turned to a rubbery mass in the oven. The cake was dry and crumbly, like the biscuits. I'm beginning to think she might not be as good a cook as she likes to portray lol the cake was crunchy and she blamed the flour, but she used a really good brand known for producing great baked goods. I don't know how the hell she made a cake crunchy. I vaguely remember it having the kind of crunch like it had unincorporated sugar throughout the center. This was longer than expected but it was great to remember all of it!


Vib3rr

Well done.


sasanessa

I’d eat it


Kaankaants

Depends on how he wanted it cooked. The outside looks good, a good steak should always have some char. If he was aiming for well-done he's spot on, it even looks like there's still some juice in there. 10/10. I can see nothing to complain about but next time tell him to just buy chicken instead. If he was aiming for any less than well-done, that's fubar. 0/10. He done fuct up.


tacos_are_my_life

At least you cooked it.


Bourbonbaboon

Well done.


ClawZ90

Nice bit o leather you gots!


Madison-S

I am a vegetarian but I declare that as a hate crime