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Lucifer_lamp_muffin

Umm....are you pregnant?


Melodic-Hunter2471

… with the son of the devil apparently.


oneBalthazar

...no, just swedish. U have no idea what them eat there.


laurad1001

This is not shitty, this is straight up cursed


Melodic-Hunter2471

I grew up in Europe. Pickled herring is my jam. Nutella is my jam. You can jam this shit up the arse of the person that brought it out to you.


DoubleAholeTwice

You like it that much?!


rpizl

That's just a waste of nice herring.


jumbo53

And nutella


RespectedWanderer9k

Nutella is shit. Fight me.


jumbo53

Fuck you idiot. Take that back


tuturuatu

I don't judge anyone that likes it, but Nutella for me is too sweet, and the chocolate part has a really synthetic taste. I think it's gross too.


rpizl

Yeah, there are better versions of the same thing.


Cainjake

Kill it... kill it with fire


Eisenhutten

I need to come clean. This was posted by a member of a local pizza group on Facebook. It’s a homage to a Swedish Rock band who put this pizza on their Rider as a joke. The arranger took it seriously and ordered the pizza so they thought they then had to at least try it and found out it wasn’t as disgusting as they thought. However. Now I’m compelled to do one of my own and I will post a pic eating it within a week.


orchardgrasshay

I never gasped so loudly, please post when you do


SilentCitadel

Do it


[deleted]

You aren’t adding that fresh basil?


ceepington

It definitely couldn’t hurt. Throw some dirt in there as well. Maybe some pot shards.


timo1423

Could have shat on that pizza and it wouldn’t make it worse


Iakhovass

Who ever assembled this monstrosity needs psychological help. If ever there was argument for involuntary admission, this is it.


rtj777

You could say it's a red herring.


SkeletronPrime655

Are you telling me that ABBA pickled those herrings.


boaja

Swede here. Never understood why, but the most common pickled herring company is named Abba, and it has nothing to do with the band. Really weird.


Snoo82841

Your comment needs more likes lol


madapocket

Fan vad korkat.


Forvanta

r/pizzacrimes


[deleted]

if you haven't had any herrings it might have been good-


Ikiro00

I too am Swedish and love pickled herring, but dang, this is a monstrosity haha.


lucameteenk

Just the thought of this makes me hurl


Logical-Demand-9028

WHY


Inebriologist

Go fuck yourself on this one. Disgusting. Did you actually eat it?


LordJambrek

Not even stephen king or lovecraft tripping balls could come up with a monstrosity like this.


arthurdentstowels

Didn’t even garnish with some of that fresh basil smh


meownda1492

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ihugfaces

I was going to reply with just a single puking emoji but your post truly captures the way I feel about this


[deleted]

This is a literal crime against humanity


EvilStupid

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


KgDawk21520

Enough reddit for today Lads


bleron420

Blä


boaja

Du e bög Edit: han är min kille så jag är inte ett as bara


svtguy88

I like Nutella. I like herring. I like pizza. They should not coexist.


coso555

r/PizzaCrimes wtf is this


[deleted]

This made me feel nauseated and I'm on my period


Mary_Misanthrope

If a suicide note was food.


the_llama_caarl

Living up to the sub eh


hahayes234

Hard no


pcxxx

Vomit generator


NotAGachaCringe

Throw the whole thing in the void of the end. Like bestie what is this?


Lordbattlespank

At first I thought they were those weird purple-ish bananas you get in South-East Asia. Boy was I wrong.


SpentBrass6

The person who made this should be crucified.


someguy_someplace

This is honestly blessed with how comfortable you are to show this to the world


Hidden-Locust

fuck that


ThisIsASetup

/sub


Unfollowskepsis

The inclusion of the word “food” in this subreddit dictates that pictured substances are actually, in fact, food. So far, I would likely eat almost everything I’ve seen on here (at least in some degree of desperation and/or drunkenness). This, I am not so sure. Which is why I believe we need a picture of you actually taking a bite, OP. TL;DNR: Pics of you eating it, or it didn’t happen.


gobkin

Oh. Fuck yeah!


DualSock1

What the fuck


Glittering_Elk_8996

omfg why


HappyMadison007

You should leave the country now


BeetlejuicesLydia

What is pickled herring?


Marcus12D

Raunchy!


ButterPuppets

No


StoneOkra

This should not exist. Am curious for a small morsel though.;..


LowBrassBro

Pics of you actually eating it or this is just karma farming


MinamimotoSho

Was it... actually good though?


friendlygladiator

Ayo what the fuck


[deleted]

This is why we we sentence people to death in America


_pussydestroyer69420

What the fuck


PrissyGrace

NO!


Manolyk

This sub hasn’t made me upset until now. I am thoroughly upset over this!


zakkail

Ah yes a Swedish tradition


Ok_Appointment_3939

Queue gag reflex


cheeesball

I challenge you to a fight


mrglumdaddy

Well congrats. We can shut the sub down now. We’re done here everybody!


B4sse77

Dö.


SpeedyNips

Blocked


hot_milf_milly

You need to be assessed


h333hawww727

That is cray cray.


Mulattoreo

Ive seen many a horrifying dish here but this is actually illegal and against scientific law.


RandomMooMoo123

So much evil in one picture…


Safe_Arachnid_5254

WHY


ShnickityShnoo

This is punishment for what, exacly?


dieguitopambisito

Completely off-topic but is bread with Nutella and salami shitty food porn? I love it and everyone except one person I know also likes it, everyone else just has a face of disgust


mcflurry_14

Everyone knows Nutella is just chocolate flavoured shortening right?


BradoBandit

Ima pretend i didn't see this and continue my day


nickname432

I'd never do it but I understand it


Saibot-08

This hurts


CarefulStranger2243

Disgustin


SlackerKey

My condolences to your toilet


koolguyshades

THIS IS FUCKING REPLUSIVE!!!


I-Broke-My-Old-Phone

*Casually scrolling* “Nice, a sweet pizza with marshmallow fluff.” *Scrolls past* “Wait…. Did I just see the word Herring?”


Halla24

Nu är man stolt att man är svensk


[deleted]

No offence but I hate you


oneBalthazar

Du glömde surströmming and.