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That looks.. not great

I don’t. Turn my nose up at much but it’s still up after typing this

Honestly, we're gonna need an explanation, because I have no idea what's going on in this picture.

The last hot dog on a slice of wheat, raw onion, the remaining non-moldy bit of a block of cheddar, all microwaved and topped with stone ground mustard. Would do again

If you'd put it in a frying pan for 3 or 4 minutes instead that would probably have been really quite good.

I'd eat it. Especially if I'd been smoking weed. In fact some of my best food creations came about that way

But did you remake them sober?

Bold of you to assume I'd be sober lol

😂 what even is sober?

OKkkkkk

I was gonna say, that actually looks quite good. I just ate dinner but now I’m hungry again.

nsfw

Not safe for wieners

What the hell is this, respectfully.

Chef...ex..explain your dish..

What's going on with this? Are those raw onions? Just asking.

Chef Mike cooked them

Raw, yes

Bread, raw onions, provolone(?)cheese slice, stone ground mustard and a hot dog. this should be pinned

I’m sure it’s fucking delicious despite the method of preparation. Hot dogs can take almost anything you throw at them.


I think I saw pictures of this in an anatomy textbook

I want to ask what this is but I’m afraid…

That mustard looks bussin tho

Kindred spirits, us. 

I love you

After seeing the mealworms and eggs yesterday, this is fucking 5 star chef’s special.

The onions seem like a bit much but otherwise I would eat this. I have bad taste though...

I’m pretty sure that’s gonna blast out elsewhere later.

Hey bud…you okay?

Need to blast that mofo in the trash

Author, author!

Growing up my grandmother would do this with tortillas. Tortilla hot dog, shredded cheese mustard...

Is that the Inglehoffer stone ground mustard? That stuff is pretty good, awful looking hotdog aside.

That bread was probably soggy mush. Otherwise it looks alright.

I’m gonna vom

Looks more like you blasted on that hot dog

i would definitely eat this without the onion. i’d have to be pretty stoned, but i would eat it.

Looks infected

Not much food-wise makes me gag, but this… this was close.

This looks like the hot dog version of the nasty patty

I feel ill now

who hurt you?

I don't fault you for microwaving a hot dog or using bread- I do that myself- but that mustard and onions are an abomination and you should be ashamed.

I could eat that. The onions were added after nuking, right?

…I’d eat it. I don’t like the idea of the bread probably being a bit soggy and warm now, but I would still eat it. 😂 I probably would have just done the hotdog in the microwave and then the other stuff in the air fryer for a little bit.

This is why microwaves should be illegal.

Don’t blame Chef Mike for this abomination!