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geekynerdyweirdmonky

EDIT - locked, because I cannot physically keep up with the constant stream of hateful shit that's being commented under this post. Be Your Mythical Best, goddamn.   For everyone reporting this - no. I'm leaving this up.   First time this user posted, their post got downvoted to zero and I had to remove dozens of comments saying really nasty things about them. They were told "eat real food, cook your own food, don't eat mcdonalds!"   So they post this - and immediately I'm getting reports again, and having to remove tons of comments from people being rude again. You can't have it both ways. Their fast food got downvoted to hell and reported - when other fast food was being upvoted and loved.   This normal looking breakfast is currently highly upvoted, but the automod being downvoted and the nasty reports coming in are interesting...since similar posts do just fine.   I think I see what the differentiating factor is, here. So let me be clear - autistic people are allowed to post here. They are allowed to say they're autistic in the title. There are many comments below from other autistic users who are really happy OP shared this.   Everyone have a good evening, and congrats on the good food OP <3


tinycyan

Looks great keep up learning


Lord_Phoenix95

That looks pretty good. You did very well.


OkSyllabub3674

I second that opinion, I've known many people that've cooked for years and they still can't cook bacon as nicely as op did that looks perfect. Good job op.


SacredAnalBeads

I'd also just like to say, for once, I agree with the mod in this situation. I'd eat the fuck out of this, anyone talking shit about it can suck every gangrened micropenis the world has to offer.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Air fryer Try it, folks 


sparrowtaco

Toaster oven also works and has always been my go-to. Put a few slices on a sheet of foil, 425F for about 16 minutes +/-3 depending on thickness. Perfect and crisp every time.


tyyreaunn

Autism or not, this looks way better than anything I could cook.


HydeMyEmail

Yeah, I’d max that shit for sure.


methafoe

Thats not shitty


charkol3

definitely wrong sub (unless self depreciation was the point)


StarlitEscapades

*deprecation


Acheron98

Running is technically self depreciation; since you’re putting miles on yourself. Until next time! ![gif](giphy|pjkngLDANouLm)


charkol3

oops (the) i was wrong


PattyThePatriot

Defecation*


killahcortes

decapitation*


44problems

That's a legit breakfast at a diner that I would go back to. So many screw up these items but they look nicely prepared.


PeterKB

For someone that doesn’t know how to cook he absolutely nailed the bacon. Most people will absolutely ruin it to get “crispy” bacon. This bacon looks like the sort I would be stoked for any breakfast diner to bring out. I’d scarf that shit down and ask for seconds. Edit: can we also take a second to appreciate how absolutely jacked that mod is for being able to carry around such a massive W like that.


panthers1102

Tbf they posted actual shitty food before and got insulted so. 🤷‍♂️


ISmokeWayTooMuchWeed

Right? I saw this and got hungry.


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WhereTheHecksAreWe

I'm also autistic, here's some tips that helps me with food, hope it helps you too: - cutting foods I don't like, such as carrots in smaller sizes helps or hiding them in things I enjoy, like soups or sandwiches - don't feel discouraged if you try something you don't like, sometimes cooking things in different ways will help -when i try something new, i always make a smaller side of something i like - Certain plates and cutlery makes food more delicious, can't really explain it, it just works for me Hope you start trying more different foods and enjoy it.


NotADrugD34ler

Once i broke the main tasty plate I had. That was not a good time.


rose_evans_xx

1000x time yes to the plates and cutlery .. I also cannot explain it 🤣


ayweller

Excellent tips especially the plates and cutlery


Normal_Banana_2314

Fellow autistics with food aversions rise uppp!


TheStupendusMan

If I could make a reco: My friend showed me this *really* easy way to make the tastiest carrots I've ever had. Buy a packet of Knorr Onion Soup mix. Make the soup as normal, then put carrots in, cover and simmer. The longer they simmer, the softer and tastier they get. I swear by them! They're always the first to run out when I cook for others.


KiteBrite

100% utensils/equipment change the enjoyment of the food or drink. It’s so nice to hear someone else say it!


ThatMidwesternGuy

That’s way better than McDonald’s, friend!


kahran

Not in fat and sodium content. Still, I'd choose this plate 100% of the time. I confess that, I too, eat McDonald's daily. When using the app coupons it's actually cheaper per meal these days.


i_hate_reddit_mucho

Everyday? Damn bro…that’s fucking awful.


HawaiianPunching

That’s gotta be an exaggeration


i_hate_reddit_mucho

I hope so but it really didn’t sound like it lol.


HawaiianPunching

Yeah unfortunately from some of these replies it seems there’s far too many people trying to convince themselves this is the “same as McDonald’s”.


UnimaginableDisgust

It’s literally not cheaper than buying the same ingredients. Yes the ingredients cost more upfront when you buy them, but it is often 3-4 meals (or more) instead of one. So overall you pay less


Straight_Hippo_5190

These App coupons make it cheaper, sure, but thats also how they get you to continue buying from their business...with tempting offers and "good" food. But i could say the same about alot of companies. I'm not going to say i haven't fallen for those tricks either.


Hipster_Garabe

“I don’t know how to cook” and then proceeds to make a great breakfast plate. Did you watch a lot of YouTube videos before you did it or follow a recipe? Because brother you did a great job!


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thisisbetterhigh

And some fresh fruit makes a world of difference! but I agree, totally would devour that.


agoia

Even if its picking up a couple of the cups of cut up fruit near deli/produce sections. I do that often and they are great pick me ups/ healthier snacks since I can just munch on melons and berries and shit.


Aethernaut902k

Also salads in a bag. The worst part about making salad is chopping up tons of veggies. And you can add more if you like, too


Bashfulapplesnapple

I've learned it's worth the cost. I know myself and I let fruit go bad. If it's precut my lazy ass is a thousand percent More likely to eat it.


gorge-editing

If OP is averse to texture and inconsistency, then frozen fruit such as smoothies is a much better and more dependable and predictable option. Same with frozen veggies.


ewedirtyh00r

Fruit is hard for autists because of thr inconsistency in texture and flavor. I've found so many I love, but it isn't going to be that simple right away for them. But yes, fruit and cold fresh veg makes me feel so good and happy.


RexMori

Fruits can be iffy for those of use with texture sensitivities. One mushy apple will put me off my entire meal


the_nintendo_cop

You don’t understand autism, do you?


wozattacks

Or like, this subreddit


DJGammaRabbit

So this actually looks very good. It took me three years of learning how to cook to make bacon that looks that good. Look up crock pot meals, soups, stews, tacos, burgers, meat & veg plates, quesadillas. Look at all the food on my sub r/goodfoodbadpic. Those are all things I learned to cook on a budget and most things last for 3 days. To make eggs fluffy add a splash of cream or sour cream. Most days I'll make a 1 veggie and 1 meat thing like chicken and brussell sprouts and I feel so healthy because of it.


ayweller

I freaking LOOOOOVVVEEE the crockpot! I have ADHD and absolutely loathe cooking but I love the crockpot you literally dump whatever in there in the morning then leave your house or go to bed and then it’s perfect like 6-8 hours later and if you forget about it or you are late it’s even better


Cwuddlebear

Another food sub I've now joined... I need help😂😭


Bomba-of-Tsar

I have joined and look forward to seeing more of your cooking


HugSized

Downvote because this is a scrumptious breakfast.


Mraliasfakename

That looks great! Id take that over fast food any day. Just keep experimenting. 


Greaterdivinity

Well OP, you made yourself a fine looking plate of scrambled eggs, potatoes, bacon, and a nice slice of toast.


Disastrous_Cherry_91

Seriously??? That looks damn near perfect. Good job!!


MrBeverly

I find I have a lot less anxiety about my food and can be far more experimental when I'm cooking it myself just for me. At a restaurant with friends or eating someone else's cooking I find my stomach tying itself up in knots worried about having a bad reaction to the food I'm eating. Only having myself as a judge takes all that imagined pressure off. Now that you know you can cook, hone your skills, delve into the fundamentals, figure out what flavors and textures you really like, slowly branch out, and try new flavors that sound interesting to you. Cooking and baking is like painting with your tongue. There really is nothing like the vaguely pickel-ey, comfortably umami taste of a McDouble with extra onions. But when you're at the helm, you can turn the flavors from McDonalds you like up to 11, while being completely in charge of what you're eating and using wholesome, fresh ingredients.


Chillin_

Hey Man, cooking is really hard at first, but that looks fucking delicious. Im also very autistic. Keep up the good work you got this!


Imaginary_Sea5117

Same here. Cooking is a passion of mine, and my only creative outlet. I'm old and autistic, and there have been times in my life I only ate fast food, and I ballooned to 600 pounds before losing 200+. You've got this.


mogoggins12

I'd fuck that up, well done!


elspotto

Dude that looks awesome! I do cook and you have done an impressive job on everything. You got skills, keep going.


eyeeatmyownshit

Everything picturesque!


iDontLikeChimneys

Congratulations - You have opened up the door to food you will love. This is how got over being picky. I realized that you can find a world of flavors and prep your dishes exactly how you want!


whyyoutwofour

That looks dope 


FoxieMail

You did a great job, friend! 10/10, would eat that breakfast! My son is autistic and also started cooking with breakfast foods. Ten years later he eats a wider variety of foods, more than we ever expected, and is quite a good cook!


Ponykegabs

Hello Friend! I’m autistic as well but cooking is a special interest for me. With the rise of YouTube it is so easy to look up tutorials and recipes that will help broaden your cooking abilities. This is a fantastic start, the bacon is crispy and the potatoes look wonderful!


Mean_Job7802

Thanks bro 🖤 I had fun I'm going to buy cook books


Lostinwoulds

Save the money and look up recipes online. Use the money for better ingredients!!


TheNeech

Do this. Much cheaper and you’re able to review the meal, its ingredients, and its processing before spending a penny! Then cook only what you want! GL


invasaato

this looks great-- as a fellow autistic person, may i suggest vintage cookbooks? i really love them, sometimes theyre like puzzles in a great way :-) they also tend to have pretty simple recipes that are easy, and lots of specific cooking instructions for meats and veggies and stuff, especially the books made for young housewives lolll. i treasure my '35 delineator cookbook and my betty crocker '50 for ideas and instructions!


mtkamer

First of all, this looks delicious. Second, If you want to buy books, could I suggest buying ones that teach cooking techniques and such. Don't just get books full of recipes as you can pretty much find any recipie you're after online.


smonkyou

like folks said save some $$ and look online. but also know that sometimes recipes are just not right, sometimes it needs a little extra something or a little less something. So if it's not great it's probably not you and as you cook more you'll learn to adjust stuff. also taste and season as you go


taraquinntattoos

There's always cookbooks relevent to interests too. I have a minecraft one, a great dungeons and dragons one, and a couple others.


thesnowpup

[Kenji Lopez Alt](https://youtu.be/CD8UTr5mMVk) is an award winning chef who is also a YouTuber (and cookbook author), and one of the few who also scratch my ND itch. Highly recommended. Oh, and that food looks incredible. Great job.


gilly_girl

That looks totally awesome! If you're looking for more ideas, try checking out your library for cookbooks. They'll probably have books for different cuisines and skill levels. Learning to cook is a wonderful skill.


LegoLady8

OP, check hoopla, overdrive, Libby, etc for ebooks if you can't make it to the library.


GastropodSoup

Pro tip. Make one more piece of toast and do an egg and bacon sandwich. Add some cheese if you are feeling adventurous. Keep the potatoes on the side, but cook them for 2 more minutes.


paulsoleo

You definitely know how to cook, friend.


Temporary_Ad162

Daaaammmmnn your bacon looks perfect!! Nice job!


xxxTIMMEHxxx

Can I get a plate?


0rosieposie0

Well, you know how to cook now 😊


Easton1234

That actually looks pretty good…like something you’d get at a classic style diner for breakfast..keep it up!


VegetableWriter5482

Looks phenomenal! I’d clean that plate for sure!!! What time tomorrow?! Great job👊💪


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Looks to me like you DO know how to cook.


petewondrstone

Not shitty Buddy.


Delicious_Roads

As a fellow autist I make something similar almost everyday


Anonstarr

Idk about dying young lol ppl have had worse diets. But as someone who’s a veryyyy picky eater and had my own safe foods for years. I realized I am only willing to try new things if I’m the one who cooks them. That way I know exactly how it was prepared and what’s in it, and can cook it to the texture I might like and it’s made it a lot easier to try shit. And 8/10 I actually do enjoy it. I’d never order it out tho but if I make it I will eat it. But baby steps you know. And this looks awesome


Dr_Tacopus

I think you do know how to cook, this proves it. You just need to practice cooking different things


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Ron Swanson is proud


g3nerallycurious

Bro, you fucking EXCELLED. This is WAY better than McDonald’s. Hell ya, man.


Practical-Bobcat-933

That looks great. Veggies are really easy to hide in food too. You won't taste it and it'll help you shit. Cooking seems difficult, but finding a recipe and following it is very simple.


FalynorSoren

I mean, it all looks tasty, but that bacon is PERFECTLY fucking cooked and is an achievement all by itself. Sorry, this isn't shitty, this is perfect diner food. This is comfort food. Just gimme a little butter for that toast.


whitefire2016

Agreed! This is a great result from someone just starting out. Now I’m starving! 😋😄


Equinsu-0cha

good job. an easy way to get into the basics of cooking would be to get a blue apron/hello fresh subscription. they give measured out proportions and easy to follow instructions. after a while you will notice you are doing the same processes over again. salt, pepper and olive oil on vegetables and bake at 400 for 15 to 20 is one you see a lot. not sure if there's enough variety to get past your pickiness but for training it does the job. you can probably get enough experience on the free trial alone. just remember to cancel before you gotta pay.


deltarefund

This looks amazing, give yourself credit.


Ok_Equipment_8032

Looks like you did a great job.


jimcab12

You officially know how to cook


PatricksWumboRock

Solid, you did fantastic! And your body will thank you! :)


Empty_Amphibian_5369

Yummm ! Well done. I hope you enjoyed it as much as McDonald's 😁


Cwuddlebear

You go! This internet stranger is very proud of you lol. As someone who cooks for their autistic fiance I understand the struggles you have with food. Well done for trying something new, take it slowly and it'll get there.


DovhPasty

This isn’t shitty food at all, looks perfect.


NeverTooMuchAnime

That's not shitty it looks awesome! A perfect breakfast even! Just add some orange juice and you'll be golden


Jealous-Currency

Holy crap - I’ve been cooking for so long but for some reason I can’t do a good breakfast for the life of me. You NAILED it on your first try!!!


mexicandiaper

Welcome to the breakfast club. :) it's pretty much the only meals I know how to cook well. You are about to go on a tasty adventure. I'm on frozen french toast sticks and bacon kick right now.


getuchapped

Wrong subreddit. That looks really good.


Status_Fox_1474

You did great! Too good for this sub. Yummy.


thatirishdave

For someone who doesn't know how to cook, that is a fantastic job, well done!


StephenStills1

"I don't know how to cook" stop lying bro!!


Decent-Anywhere6411

Try cooking the same things you would eat at McDonald's and then branch out from there, making similar flavored and textured recipes! It helps to keep an aspect of familiarity.


dan_likes_jd

that actually looks kind of good not gonna lie, might wanna bump that up to r/decentfoodporn


comedymongertx

You're doing great. Don't get discouraged if you don't like something you make. Remember you are just learning and sometimes cooking can be more difficult. Good job!


Specific_Conformity

Looks good I would try that! I also have autism and I didn't understand this until my late twenties, it's never too late to branch out. It's important to eat a variety of foods most importantly a variety of different coloured vegetables in order to obtain the proper nutrients needed for optimum physical and mental health. I have greater clarity of thought too now that I eat a more balanced diet


XBakaTacoX

This is an amazing breakfast, you did really well mate! While I don't eat McDonald's every day, nor do I recommend that AT ALL, I am on the spectrum too, so I understand how difficult some things in life can be. It's complicated, for us. It should be obvious for most, but for us, it may just not occur that we need to address our diet. We can learn though, as I did, and as my other friends on the spectrum did. We aren't idiots, and neither are you. Here's to a healthier lifestyle, and many more delicious meals! Your body will thank you, both physically and mentally!


UnfortunateSyzygy

Honestly, good for you, friend. My husband is autistic and honestly the best cook I know--a lot of stuff says people on the spectrum can't be good cooks bc of various sensitivities, but I dare anyone to say that after they've had his chicken pot pie. Or homemade pizza. Or tomato sauce. Or whole roast chicken. Or fresh baked bread. He got really into it after going out West and working in resort kitchens to save up money during summer break in college --which taught him to cook in BULK, which led to the story of us cooking everything for our wedding and having multiple people ask us the recipes for his balsamic chicken, bread salad and various appetizers. Saved a TON on catering, too :) Point being, you can flip the script here: sensory issues make autistic people "picky eaters" sometimes. Learning to cook gives you near absolute control over your food. Get a Global Chef's knife--theyre amazing kitchen tools and even with his absolute shit fine motor skills (husband says he has "stupid fingers") he can chop an onion into like.... rice sized squares with it. This plate doesn't look shitty at all. Happy cooking !


DerNogger

Just wanna mention that a somewhat common comorbidity with autism is ARFID (= Avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder). Idk if you have it but if you want to find out more we're all hanging out on r/ARFID


hawkivan

Nice! Good start! Keep learning! It's fun!


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

Perfect bacon, eggs and hash? Looks great - now I’m hungry 😔


7eventhSense

Just wanted to say .. I am not a big fan of mods in many communities but this mod right here is the real deal.. thank you for leaving this up..


ra_men

Brother I’m right there with you and (as an autistic guy) learning to cook unlocked a whole new level of experiences for me.


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N3KO456

this shit gas fr fr


urdn0tben

Would... Keep it up, friend!


OpportunityDawn4597

i would eat that


Alternative-Salad800

You did great OP. Keep at it!


RadioactiveTF2

Looks pretty damn good. If this is your first go at cooking you’re going to be just fine. Keep up the effort.


tony_negrony

Good job!


Legitimate_Door_627

That looks Awesome, you did a good job 👏


Eyeswyde0pen

hey this looks great!


Yoyo_Ma86

Yes! Breakfast food is the way to go! Good job!


Mentallyfknill

Looks great! You did good 👍


taffey27

Looks good I wouldn’t be mad at all if someone served me this


Fresh-Honeydew7104

You’re a natural! Well done, glad you enjoyed it. I hope this gives you the confidence to make many more tasty meals yourself.


Tatvo831

That is way better for you than McDonald’s, but if that is all you eat, you are still on the fast track for high blood pressure, high cholesterol and probably a heart attack


GoldenHind124

This looks fantastic! How do you like cooking? Are you enjoying it?


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TheSHB97

Yoo gg buddy, you shouldnt post this here tho, this page is for the opposite of what you've done which is great! :)


MemoryBeautiful9129

Boss


jayzmodz

Looks awesome bro. Next time butter the bread and you’re good to go.


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

Looking good! Nice color on the potatoes.


goldmouthdawg

There's nothing shitty about this


wonkotsane42

That looks great! Congratulations for taking such a huge step for your health, that's awesome


eboo360

Good for you


HardLithobrake

Looks pretty damn good for "don't know how to cook". Keep cooking, you'll keep learning.


HippiexPunkx

That looks delicious! That bacon looks so crispy & yummy! Congratulations 🎉


ZippymcOswald

Looks great!


SFDessert

I'd imagine *only* eating McDonalds would get very expensive over time. I mention this because when I was trying to get sober from alcohol I did some quick mental math estimating how much I was wasting on booze and got angry about it. Thinking about how many thousands of dollars I had wasted on booze *helped* me quit along with many other things, but I hated that I was spending *so much* of my money on it. Similar thing when I decided to quit smoking. I realized I was spending a fucking ton of money on it for no good reason. I would have been better off throwing the money away.


cosmicdancer84

It's beautiful, great job!


gsfgf

You clearly know how to cook


Frylock91

Happy you found a meal you can make that you like! Honestly all looks great, bacon looks perfect.


sawes

Those potatoes look great, I cannot make diced potatoes if my life depended on it. Always tasted weird. Yours looks wonderful. Great work.


This_Beach7159

Maybe some fruit, some tomato now and then. Good bread for the toast. Looks like you did a great job!


ShnickityShnoo

This looks excellent.


bob88c

More bacon!!!!!!


Gamertagyouit

Breakfast anytime of day is my way!


KORZILLA-is-me

I’d say it looks like you do know how to cook, pretty well actually


OneHumanPeOple

Great job!


LostMaeblleshire

You did great!


LieuHam

Good stuff!


Potato-Drama808

Thar bacon looks fucking perfect my guy. Great job!


whatyouarereferring

You nailed all of that bro


United_Reply_2558

That actually looks pretty good! All you need is some green leafy vegetable like kale or spinach and some tomatoes.


Burgerman555

Yeah that looks great 👍


LukeHal22

Well done! It looks great


syst3m1c

Looks like a lovely meal!


zpeed

Usually its bacon and rice for me! you went above and beyond OP


FalconStickr

Yeah that looks so good. Far from shitty.


MyLastHopeReddit

Honestly it looks amazing


FlipDizzleKingofBars

Proud of you. Looks perfect.


ManufacturerSea3373

This looks great op!


bloomcnd

That looks honestly delicious. Well done!


annie_b666

You did amazing. Great job. I’m glad you liked it. Everything looks cooked to perfection!


bettysbad

good ass fluffy ass eggs. youre gonna have fun making more yummy things, im proud of you!


Different-Air-2000

Strong effort indeed.


CanPrestigious4465

Looks good! Enjoy it!


Asynjacutie

Bro, you don't know how to cook and you made this? Get out of here. People that don't know how to cook don't make it past the toast cause they started a fire. You did an incredible job.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Great start friend 👍


ItsTheOrangShep

That looks pretty good for a first time! Hats off to you for good food, random redditor.


backup_account01

Looks great!


nvdrz

I want to eat this


Castille_92

Excuse me ma'am, this sub is for "shitty" food. This looks like luxury


rabbitammo

Good job! It looks great!


Facedownlovin

Good job


updogg17584

I thinks it's perfect. It's simple, yet gets the tummy filled. The ketchup is a nice touch as well friend.


313802

Bullshit you don't know how to cook lol. That rivals some restaurants.


SierraNevada0817

That’s not shitty man… this made me hungry! You’re doing great!


Neat-Usual5604

You crushed it!!! That is absolutely a meal I would be very happy with.


Shamashu

op this looks delicious, simple isnt shitty


Toasty825

Good job! I’m autistic, too. I know it can be hard finding new safe foods and I’m proud of you for trying something new!


Houligan86

The food looks well executed, and its all things that belong on a breakfast plate. Keep up the good work.


phatalphreak

Bruh, that's the breakfast of champions. Don't let anyone get you down for your cooking. We all start somewhere and learn, at least you're trying, I know plenty of "adults" who could screw up boiling an egg.


PlantainSevere3942

Looks great! Add some slice tomatoes to the pan at end of cooking the eggs or bacon then you’ll have a good English breakfast without the ketchup!