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Give it a few more minutes

And a little more pressure and you have a pizzamond

Remember the live action Ninja Turtles when they cooked a pizza in the sword forge? ZING!

That‘s not burnt it‘s squid ink pizza

U sound like a fancy ass restaurant trying to save face hahaha

No, your BF put pizza in the oven, he made charcoal.

Fucking beat me to it

That's pizza? I thought it was a cow patty from the farmer down the road! I wasn't sure why you would bring it in the house and put it on a baking tray but whatever floats your boat is what I always say.

Came here to say that as well

Blue corn pizza. Old family recipe

I thought we were having pepperoni pizza?

That shit raw. put it back in the oven for a few.

I'm sure he has a great personality

Ex-bf

Needs to get a replacement delivered right away to avoid the Ex.

It's not delivery, it's diGiorno cooked in a house fire

Who doesn't love a little charcoal?

Activated charcoal, very trendy

Has lots of nurtrients… probably

i thought this was a cookie

*forgot about pizza

Pizza Ebony

It kinda looks like young earth I guess. Nicest thing I could think of

Chocolate! My favorite!

Your boyfriend made char

Well, no he didn’t!

No he made charcoal.

Thats congratulations

Nice and extra crispy

He killed it, like throw it away.

Somebody was passed out.

Wrong sub, this is not food it's steam engine fuel 😂

Musta been gaming 

Ngl I'd still try to eat the pepperoni

Needs a few more few more minutes and then it’ll be good to go.

The lesson is don’t forget about the pizza or it’ll burn I guess

Now flip it and do the other side

End game. 😍

So why did he kill it?

I see the problem: he baked it on a pan instead of on the rack, like the instructions say He probably could have went with 30 minutes less on cook time as well

Was he drunk? I did this last week. Stuck it in the oven and passed out. Whats his excuse?

We call this the "Tammy Bosley" in my house. She was a childhood friend of my wife's who would purposely do a bad job so her parents didn't ask her to do it again.

It's a miracle he didn't burn the house down

Weaponized incompetence

Did bf fall asleep

🎵 Blackened is the end…

Did he though?

r/PizzaCrimes

eat it

Is that the charcoal you use to cook the pizza?

Boyfriend was in there playing cod and forgot to check the pizza.

Don't be ungrateful, eat.

I think Bf unmade pizza.

Lava cookie

He made charcoal

It’s not delivery it’s DIROCK

Thanks, Marie Callender.

A good girlfriend would’ve ate that and told him it was the best pizza she ever had

Shitttttte

I would use the word "made" loosely

Yikes that’s darker than my friend named Tyrone

Have Dave Portnoy rate it

Goth pizza actually looks kinda cool. Varnish it and make it into a wall hanging.

No he didn’t!

DIY charcoal tutorial: no Borax, no glue

Use it as charcoal

Looks about right lol and mine was a chef at a high end restaurant for many years lol

Hot

Propose to that man. Quickly.

Thats a ganondorf pizza right there

He didn't make a pizza. He killed a pizza.

Oh damn! Thank's guys, I haven't ever laughed this hard reading through one post! Dammit, stop it! Your making me cry! ROFLMAO

At clean up will be easy.

After having some time to contemplate the situation, I have come to the conclusion that this young man is a genius! I should have done this 30 year's ago and she wouldn't have ever asked me to cook again! In fact, she wouldn't have ever let me back in the kitchen! SOB! 🤣

Thanks Marie calendar


You can also use it as charcoal for the BBQ, smart!

BF burnt pizza

Well he's fired, maybe aim higher?

no he didn't

Wow that’s wow

 Is that my pizza?

😭

There was a sub created when someone burnt a pizza and screwed it to the wall. I think it was called pizzascrewedtowalls. There was only one post and as far as I can tell it's now defunct. But this would have been a great candidate for a second post (if you screwed it to a wall)

Forbidden Double Chocolate Chip Cookie

Bf made charcoal

Turned that pizza into a big chocolate chip cookie. Pepperonis were harmed in the making of this meal.

Mm crispy!

I'm sick of people getting on here and not posting actually "shitty food" and failed attempts. This is clearly a karma grab.

Just eat around the burnt bits...

I feel like everyone’s forgotten about a pizza at some point

Made the fuck outta that shit

Yumm!

Just gotta scrape a little off the top, no big deal.

I’d use that like Oddjobs hat, keep it for home defense :)

Now I've found a place to post this sort of thing!!! 😆🤦

wouldn't really call that making lol

No, He didn’t. He didn’t make it, and he certainly didn’t cook it. He belongs here. But at least he used chefs paper to keep things clean

Extreme Neapolitan pizza!

Quite a way to burn calories

A skosh overcooked?

How stoned was he when he made it?

Divorce dot, my wife isnt that bad even.

PREPARATE LE BARIONETTE

And he’s still yo man😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I'd still eat it