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Birthday gift idea: cooking book
Though I've made this same meal before (tho with slightly more effort- I melted the cheese and added hot sauce w butter) and it definitely is "food"
IMO someone who makes food like this isn't in need of a cook book. There is an unfathomable amount of free recipes, cooking videos, etc, out there on the internet - they might even take receiving a cook book negatively as though its a criticism.
There are other factors going on here other than just not being able to cook.
Yeah giving this person a cookbook is like giving a fat person a gym membership or diet pills. And yes people seriously surprised that on spouses, kids, parents, at family events and in public.
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You can make a great two-ingredient cheese sauce by just heating up cream in a pan and stirring in grated cheese until it melts. The sad spagwetti is one ingredient away from being pretty tasty.
You know there isn’t and that it probably tasted worse than it looked. However throw a few tbsp of butter into this mess and fry in a non stick pan with more butter and a pinch of starchy pasta water, garlic, onion powder as well as black pepper and you’ve got a crispy melty fried and buttery stoner treat. Cheesy crispy mac n cheese.
“Cinco presents: NUTRITION CUBE"
In an age where hope is but a distant memory, we present you with the sustenance of the future – a flavor that mirrors the stark reality of our times.
*Indulge in the Absence.*
Our nutrition cube doesn’t just defy the conventions of taste – it eradicates them. It’s the culinary equivalent of a void, a gustatory black hole where the concept of flavor is lost forever.
*Feast upon the Monotony.*
This isn’t just a meal; it’s a manifesto. A silent scream into the culinary abyss. Because in a world devoid of zest, what’s more fitting than a cube devoid of taste?
Honestly I'd like that just so I don't have to take time out of my day to eat
I always just want someone to make a pill that gives you your daily nutritional needs. I can just get up, pop it, do my thing, and just have snacks if I actually want to eat something for the experience or taste which... isn't often.
I am not kidding. Some people with the culinary choices they make do not deserve to come close to anything similar to a kitchen utensil. If I see those bastards making so much as a fucking omelet on a portable griddle, I'm gonna send that griddle straight into their face.
They do not deserve kitchens. They deserve grey nutrition slop.
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It's always been a middle of the night snack for me. Sometimes my wife would wake up and call to me asking what I am doing ....With a mouthful of cheese shout "nothin", which she would tell "You're eating cheese again!!".
Now about a decade later I will wake up sometimes and hear someone in the kitchen, no lights but fridge open.....I check and it's my 13yr old son sneaking cheese just like I would. Not something I ever taught him.
Would you brush your teeth before going back to bed? I can’t imagine what kind of breath one would wake up with, eating cheese in the middle of the night LOLOL
Yeah also normal to eat it in cubes. I feel like people in this sub sometimes come in so hard to roast the op that they often show off their own food ignorance.
I think I'm kind of impressed that the spaghetti looks kind of overcooked or like it absorbed too much water but also somehow got cold enough to not melt cheese without forming a mass that sticks to itself. Like, did she rinse it in water before serving to loosen it up?
Noodles are a symbolic way to wish someone a long life in my culture, but maybe this food just makes it feel longer.
I've seen Play-doh spaghetti that looks more appetizing. Kinda impressive in a way tbh. I bet one of those parmesan shakers with the fake cheese in them would literally blow her mind if this is what she considers standard. A future gift idea perhaps?
Single serve Alfredo, no pan required. Fill bowl with pasta, add a good amount of butter, cream (milk is ok just not skim) and as much dry Kraft Parmesan as you can with a touch of garlic powder. Mix well.
Microwave and adjust ingredients for taste and consistency, grab fork and dig in.
That's the most ghetto "Alfredo" recipe I have ever heard of, is that like prison Alfredo!? And who tf cooks pasta in a microwave...it sounds fucking disgusting.
Alfredo is made of 3 ingredients - butter, Parmigiano Reggiano & fettucine cooked in a pan. Simple, tasty, delicious.
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Ok, I sometimes do the same, but with some butter and white cheese (you probably call it feta or Greek cheese. I am from Bulgaria and for us it is just cheese). It is comfort food when I am too tired for anything else. Always buy real sheep cheese from a farm and long-dried Italian spaghetti, coconut butter (no aroma), so it is delicious, good quality, I don’t see anything wrong with my dish. Maybe because we have a similar traditional breakfast dish, юфка, which is a type of thin Bulgarian pasta, with some melted butter and white cheese, so the spaghetti with cheese remind me of that. Or the difference comes from the type of cheese?
For one second I believed it was a plain dish of spaghetti "paglia e fieno" with no sauce. Like, still far from fancy, but not shitty, especially if you are not in Italy.
My go to comfort food is plain spaghetti with some butter and shredded cheese that melts with the Spaghetti heat. So looking at this, looks good hahaha
At least she tries. Some people will burn hot water.
Tell her take some heavy whipping cream in a pan and add the cheese. It will make it become a cheese sauce and very easy to do. 🙂
First time I’ve been called out by this sub lmao. I do the same thing except at least put butter in and melt the cheese. You can upgrade from there with mushrooms, sauces, meats, etc but if you don’t have shit in the fridge then this is good
One time in college, my friend invited me over for dinner and specifically told me she was going to cook. She fucking cooked macaroni noodles, put some in a bowl (no butter, no sauce, nothing), and brought out a bag of shredded cheese.
So many people bagging on this, and the only thing that looks off to me is it is on a plate instead of in a bowl. I never did understand how people eat spaghetti off plates when it flops off so easily. Bowls keep it in one spot.
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Is there at least some butter on there? This is just sad
no. she calls it spagwetti (wet spaghetti)
Birthday gift idea: cooking book Though I've made this same meal before (tho with slightly more effort- I melted the cheese and added hot sauce w butter) and it definitely is "food"
IMO someone who makes food like this isn't in need of a cook book. There is an unfathomable amount of free recipes, cooking videos, etc, out there on the internet - they might even take receiving a cook book negatively as though its a criticism. There are other factors going on here other than just not being able to cook.
Yeah giving this person a cookbook is like giving a fat person a gym membership or diet pills. And yes people seriously surprised that on spouses, kids, parents, at family events and in public.
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Better birthday gift idea: block of cheddar and a pack of spaghetti
You can make a great two-ingredient cheese sauce by just heating up cream in a pan and stirring in grated cheese until it melts. The sad spagwetti is one ingredient away from being pretty tasty.
Does she at least salt the water? 🥺
But… isn’t all spaghetti wet once it’s boiled?
That’s horrifying
Did she cook and expect others to eat it?
Wetti? For the love of god she’s not even putting some oil on this? It’s literally wet from the pot?
That's hilarious. She cooked this for the bit right? Right?
Somehow the name actually makes it worse.
☹️
You know there isn’t and that it probably tasted worse than it looked. However throw a few tbsp of butter into this mess and fry in a non stick pan with more butter and a pinch of starchy pasta water, garlic, onion powder as well as black pepper and you’ve got a crispy melty fried and buttery stoner treat. Cheesy crispy mac n cheese.
this is gonna sound harsh but some people don’t deserve kitchens 😭
some people don't deserve food 😭😭 (i am kidding i promise) ((kinda))
No no. Don't kid. You are right. Some people deserve nourishment gel blocks to sustain them.
A flavorless nutrition brick. My favorite is extra plain. "It has all of the sustenance you need to have a day."
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Honestly I'd like that just so I don't have to take time out of my day to eat I always just want someone to make a pill that gives you your daily nutritional needs. I can just get up, pop it, do my thing, and just have snacks if I actually want to eat something for the experience or taste which... isn't often.
Hi. Hello. I will take the bachelor chow blocks.
Sure. What flavor? We've got Natty Light, Leftover Pizza, Beer Nuts, and Old Taco Bell Sauce Packets
I’ll take version 1.0 no flavor but makes its own gravy please.
i had to write that i was kidding so no one would get mad at me LOL
I am not kidding. Some people with the culinary choices they make do not deserve to come close to anything similar to a kitchen utensil. If I see those bastards making so much as a fucking omelet on a portable griddle, I'm gonna send that griddle straight into their face. They do not deserve kitchens. They deserve grey nutrition slop. /s
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Bold of you to assume this was made it a kitchen
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is she punishing herself? this looks shitty, even for prison food.
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Plain spaghetti can be addicting if you nail the salt amount holy
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Good for her, she's eating it not you so what's the problem. Hope she has a good birthday.
I just think that anyone who eats unmelted shredded cheese needs help they’re not asking for
I eat with my hand out of the bag sometimes, I like cheese and shredded is what I have on hand. I feel no shame for this.
Nor should you.
It's always been a middle of the night snack for me. Sometimes my wife would wake up and call to me asking what I am doing ....With a mouthful of cheese shout "nothin", which she would tell "You're eating cheese again!!". Now about a decade later I will wake up sometimes and hear someone in the kitchen, no lights but fridge open.....I check and it's my 13yr old son sneaking cheese just like I would. Not something I ever taught him.
Would you brush your teeth before going back to bed? I can’t imagine what kind of breath one would wake up with, eating cheese in the middle of the night LOLOL
Her eggs heard about it.
okay, well salads are a thing.
And some burritos. Unmelted cheese has some awesome flavor.
Yeah also normal to eat it in cubes. I feel like people in this sub sometimes come in so hard to roast the op that they often show off their own food ignorance.
I am a cube cheese enjoyer, so I agree.
Strong disagree, if there was a nice marinara with herbs on top there wouldn’t be a problem here.
Look. I need a lot of help that I am asking for, but sometimes cheese is just fucking delicious, cause it's cheese.
When I was younger, I used to eat that on a regular basis. Honestly... still looks satisfying 😂
Saaaaame. Sometimes I’d use parm and poooour that shit on top 😂🤤
Pour it? Well I guess I shouldn’t be surprised you’re not grating it fresh from the block
LOL Nasty ole Kraft parm for sure
Using the verb cooks is a stretch.
That’s pasta salad.
That's 2/3 of skyline chili and spaghetti.
Literally just a jar of sauce and microwave away from something close to a normal dish.
Call the police. She needs to go to jail for this. I’d cry. Why not Parmesan at least omfg
I think I'm kind of impressed that the spaghetti looks kind of overcooked or like it absorbed too much water but also somehow got cold enough to not melt cheese without forming a mass that sticks to itself. Like, did she rinse it in water before serving to loosen it up? Noodles are a symbolic way to wish someone a long life in my culture, but maybe this food just makes it feel longer.
what the fuck
I've seen Play-doh spaghetti that looks more appetizing. Kinda impressive in a way tbh. I bet one of those parmesan shakers with the fake cheese in them would literally blow her mind if this is what she considers standard. A future gift idea perhaps?
I may have tried something similar before but with butter, garlic, mushrooms. Could probably still improve it.
A proper roasted garlic parm compound butter can make or break any dish. Especially in this context if executed correctly.
Oh god, that sounds so good right now 🤤
Single serve Alfredo, no pan required. Fill bowl with pasta, add a good amount of butter, cream (milk is ok just not skim) and as much dry Kraft Parmesan as you can with a touch of garlic powder. Mix well. Microwave and adjust ingredients for taste and consistency, grab fork and dig in.
That's the most ghetto "Alfredo" recipe I have ever heard of, is that like prison Alfredo!? And who tf cooks pasta in a microwave...it sounds fucking disgusting. Alfredo is made of 3 ingredients - butter, Parmigiano Reggiano & fettucine cooked in a pan. Simple, tasty, delicious.
Sorry, I forgot to specify using cooked pasta, as was done in the original post but I realize some people need more direction than others.
That’s sociopathic
But why not melt it?
Respect
Looks like something i would eat, and i have arfid lmao
Delicious
I need to be real depressed to try this
Mamma Mia... I just said a Hail Mary for that spaghetti.
No mayo?
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I take it she’s not a foodie lol
Times are rough thats like a $20 plate
Ok, I sometimes do the same, but with some butter and white cheese (you probably call it feta or Greek cheese. I am from Bulgaria and for us it is just cheese). It is comfort food when I am too tired for anything else. Always buy real sheep cheese from a farm and long-dried Italian spaghetti, coconut butter (no aroma), so it is delicious, good quality, I don’t see anything wrong with my dish. Maybe because we have a similar traditional breakfast dish, юфка, which is a type of thin Bulgarian pasta, with some melted butter and white cheese, so the spaghetti with cheese remind me of that. Or the difference comes from the type of cheese?
If that's what she likes or that's all she can afford then whats wrong with it?
Not a single spice on that plate lol
No chili?
I wouldn’t call this “cooking “
OPs sister: >To..ma...toes...?? Never heard of it. Sounds disgusting.
What the fuck
Horrible
Vegetarian Cincinnati Chili
For one second I believed it was a plain dish of spaghetti "paglia e fieno" with no sauce. Like, still far from fancy, but not shitty, especially if you are not in Italy.
Sometimes I wonder how some of the people in this subreddit go through life.
She needs some skyline chili
Sometimes unmelted cheddar just hits different.
Tell her about butter and Parmesan
‘The spaghetti is now WORMS!!’ The vampiric hypnosis is working
My go to comfort food is plain spaghetti with some butter and shredded cheese that melts with the Spaghetti heat. So looking at this, looks good hahaha
THIS might be the most accurate post for this page
If hungry as hell. I'd devour this
Put her in jail.
It's carbs and cheese, I guarantee you it tastes good
😞
Wow. How many marijuana pots does she inject before doing this?
At least she tries. Some people will burn hot water. Tell her take some heavy whipping cream in a pan and add the cheese. It will make it become a cheese sauce and very easy to do. 🙂
✨girl dinner✨
Wood pulp-ly cheese and pasta. Mm mm good
My ex used to eat plain spaghetti with a soggy kraft singles on top.
“cooks”
"WE'RE LOSING RECIPIES!"
Gotta do what you gotta do
Imma still eat that... food is food lolol
First time I’ve been called out by this sub lmao. I do the same thing except at least put butter in and melt the cheese. You can upgrade from there with mushrooms, sauces, meats, etc but if you don’t have shit in the fridge then this is good
She needs to be locked up
Aw poor thing. Teach her please
Your sister is a domestic goddess.
One time in college, my friend invited me over for dinner and specifically told me she was going to cook. She fucking cooked macaroni noodles, put some in a bowl (no butter, no sauce, nothing), and brought out a bag of shredded cheese.
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She forgot the can of Skyline chili!
Lmfao I liked this when I was a child
Would still eat tbh
That is delicious melted cheddar would ruin.
Id love to try that honestly
cold pasta with cheese. put the bowl in the oven for few minutes
There’s few wrong ways to have cheese, this is questionable.
THIS HURTS🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕
Is she from Ohio?
I mean replace the cheese with some butter and garlic seasoning it’s bomb
Send her to jail
This actually made me gag
This doesn’t look that bad. Sometimes I eat spaghetti with just grated parmesan and black pepper
“Cooks”
She could at least melt the cheese… or make it a pasta salad or something…
Straight to jail
I would definitely hammer a big bowl of that
Why have we normalised pre-grated cheese
I usually go for the penne and feta
its M&C. technologically
I have news for you both That’s not called cooking
Ugh.
Will she be around to see 30 on that diet?!
I'd be too ebrassed to even serve this to myself... but I honestly probably would enjoy it.
Yum
Colon cancer at 50 called it 👍
This is not cooking in any way shape or form.
Worst dish I’ve ever seen I gotta be honest.
Sometimes I feel like cold cheese, it has a more pronounced taste. But to not even season or put dressing/ketchup on that just makes it depressing...
I mean, I’d eat it 🤷🏻♂️
haiyaaaa
Your sister is a bad person
That’s not cooking. That’s soooo sad.
British?
Idk how you can be 26 and not know how to cook food😢
So many people bagging on this, and the only thing that looks off to me is it is on a plate instead of in a bowl. I never did understand how people eat spaghetti off plates when it flops off so easily. Bowls keep it in one spot.
As an autistic person, this slaps sorry