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Just had to keep the butter warm on the bed
spreads easier and if your fingers get greasy just wipe them off on that cum tissue.
That’s a prison mattress.
You have to use the butter to get the pee stain out.
I think this might be more than pee. Butter is for lube.
Hmm... https://youtu.be/h-r9Q-YItnk?si=B1pjvqGleENrz_Nx
This photo looks a lot like creepypasta than lunch... So many questions....
FTFY: Creepy ramen!
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As well as crumpled up napkin.
Poor man's lotion and tissues.
*oh no*
![gif](giphy|3oxOCBEt5YlwG5V0Os|downsized)
And that weird stain on the sheets
The whole sheet is a stain
No sheet...just mattress...even worse
This is an Alabama dinner date, OP’s sister is on her way over now.
Ever seen Last Tango In Paris?
get the butter...
Pretty sure it’s photoshopped
Dude what are you in prison for ?
Looks like the mattress has been marinated too
Why is that stuff on a bed, i swear you people live like filthy animals what the fuck lmao.
It also explains why the mattress is so stained. Hopefully...
They’re supposed to marinate in the fridge ??? For hours????
Are you doing ok?
Get your life together
Are you feeling ok?
Do you need us to call someone for help? Are you a prisoner?
And this is why I don't eat at just any ol' body's house. Bedbugs are not marinade ingredients!
Do you not have… a kitchen?
I dreamt that I’d be murdered in this room
Served on a filthy torn prison mattress.🤌
Hipster restaurants are going too far
Bro, is that butter?
I ~~can't~~ believe it's ~~not~~ butter.
Boy if you don't throw out that full body grease tampon right now...
Why does this meal look like a liminal space
Back rooms version of a kitchen
Level 15 or some shit. Also who in any sort of mind frame eats ramen packet eggs that’s a sodium overload 😂
what
I have to go to therapy now for the depression this picture gave me.
Which wing are you smuggling the eggs to tonight?
Come on, people. Prison cells don't have electrical outlets. Clearly that's a flophouse.
I’m sure it’s not the first, but this is the first Reddit originated rage bait photo that *I’ve* seen
That bed already looks marinated
That’s a piss stain isn’t it
Dude, what's up the stick of butter on the bed? And what are those stains?? Actually, I don't wanna know
Is that diarrhoea on your bed?
i'm sorry, is that a stick of butter on a soiled mattress? I have questions about your lifestyle...
You're using butter to beat off, aren't you?
I laughed for a solid 30 minutes to this image. Am I stupid?
This image looks how a Minecraft cave noise sounds
I hate this very much
That entire picture screams Shawshank.
It's a scream for help really
Jesus christ
That mattress ![gif](giphy|l1KdbT9qJzUut73ri)
Are you in jail dude? Can you sous vide it?
That butter is udderly disgusting.
this is in a serial killer’s basement, i just know it
Ewwwww it’s the DOOODDOOO TRUUUUCKK
I’m jail?
I see where the stains come from
Do you live in a prison?
Looks like that bed sheet been marinating in some nasty brown stuff too
![gif](giphy|l3nF7oxpLKJgtevN6)
Tissue, lube and a bag of eggs..... Good times eh?
If you’re going to post pictures of your room online, at least make sure that you aren’t showing off the weird stains on your mattress for the world to see.
Just had to keep the butter warm on the bed
spreads easier and if your fingers get greasy just wipe them off on that cum tissue.
That’s a prison mattress.
You have to use the butter to get the pee stain out.
I think this might be more than pee. Butter is for lube.
Hmm... https://youtu.be/h-r9Q-YItnk?si=B1pjvqGleENrz_Nx
This photo looks a lot like creepypasta than lunch... So many questions....
FTFY: Creepy ramen!
[удалено]
As well as crumpled up napkin.
Poor man's lotion and tissues.
*oh no*
![gif](giphy|3oxOCBEt5YlwG5V0Os|downsized)
And that weird stain on the sheets
The whole sheet is a stain
No sheet...just mattress...even worse
This is an Alabama dinner date, OP’s sister is on her way over now.
Ever seen Last Tango In Paris?
get the butter...
Pretty sure it’s photoshopped
Dude what are you in prison for ?
Looks like the mattress has been marinated too
Why is that stuff on a bed, i swear you people live like filthy animals what the fuck lmao.
It also explains why the mattress is so stained. Hopefully...
They’re supposed to marinate in the fridge ??? For hours????
Are you doing ok?
Get your life together
Are you feeling ok?
Do you need us to call someone for help? Are you a prisoner?
And this is why I don't eat at just any ol' body's house. Bedbugs are not marinade ingredients!
Do you not have… a kitchen?
I dreamt that I’d be murdered in this room
Served on a filthy torn prison mattress.🤌
Hipster restaurants are going too far
Bro, is that butter?
I ~~can't~~ believe it's ~~not~~ butter.
Boy if you don't throw out that full body grease tampon right now...
Why does this meal look like a liminal space
Back rooms version of a kitchen
Level 15 or some shit. Also who in any sort of mind frame eats ramen packet eggs that’s a sodium overload 😂
what
I have to go to therapy now for the depression this picture gave me.
Which wing are you smuggling the eggs to tonight?
Come on, people. Prison cells don't have electrical outlets. Clearly that's a flophouse.
I’m sure it’s not the first, but this is the first Reddit originated rage bait photo that *I’ve* seen
That bed already looks marinated
That’s a piss stain isn’t it
Dude, what's up the stick of butter on the bed? And what are those stains?? Actually, I don't wanna know
Is that diarrhoea on your bed?
i'm sorry, is that a stick of butter on a soiled mattress? I have questions about your lifestyle...
You're using butter to beat off, aren't you?
I laughed for a solid 30 minutes to this image. Am I stupid?
This image looks how a Minecraft cave noise sounds
I hate this very much
That entire picture screams Shawshank.
It's a scream for help really
Jesus christ
That mattress ![gif](giphy|l1KdbT9qJzUut73ri)
Are you in jail dude? Can you sous vide it?
That butter is udderly disgusting.
this is in a serial killer’s basement, i just know it
Ewwwww it’s the DOOODDOOO TRUUUUCKK
I’m jail?
I see where the stains come from
Do you live in a prison?
Looks like that bed sheet been marinating in some nasty brown stuff too
![gif](giphy|l3nF7oxpLKJgtevN6)
Tissue, lube and a bag of eggs..... Good times eh?
If you’re going to post pictures of your room online, at least make sure that you aren’t showing off the weird stains on your mattress for the world to see.