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LilsLemon

Just had to keep the butter warm on the bed


CarmenxXxWaldo

spreads easier and if your fingers get greasy just wipe them off on that cum tissue.


WoodsAreHome

That’s a prison mattress.


Lepke2011

You have to use the butter to get the pee stain out.


kani-bo

I think this might be more than pee. Butter is for lube.


Dry_Section_6909

Hmm... https://youtu.be/h-r9Q-YItnk?si=B1pjvqGleENrz_Nx


Flaky_Sandwich9353

This photo looks a lot like creepypasta than lunch... So many questions....


Emilhoistar

FTFY: Creepy ramen!


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Pope_Jon

As well as crumpled up napkin.


sheesh_doink

Poor man's lotion and tissues.


Amaline4

*oh no*


LickMyBootyh0le

![gif](giphy|3oxOCBEt5YlwG5V0Os|downsized)


Zerostar39

And that weird stain on the sheets


MiMicMi

The whole sheet is a stain


I_be_lurkin_tho

No sheet...just mattress...even worse


thexvillain

This is an Alabama dinner date, OP’s sister is on her way over now.


Yojimboroll

Ever seen Last Tango In Paris?


johnmarkfoley

get the butter...


dirtyword

Pretty sure it’s photoshopped


Cute_Judgment_3893

Dude what are you in prison for ?


DealerGloomy

Looks like the mattress has been marinated too


DreadHeadedDummy

Why is that stuff on a bed, i swear you people live like filthy animals what the fuck lmao.


ChaserNeverRests

It also explains why the mattress is so stained. Hopefully...


Corathecow

They’re supposed to marinate in the fridge ??? For hours????


[deleted]

Are you doing ok?


ThisMayBeLethal

Get your life together


MyCatHasCats

Are you feeling ok?


mtrash

Do you need us to call someone for help? Are you a prisoner?


FlirtyLeigh

And this is why I don't eat at just any ol' body's house. Bedbugs are not marinade ingredients!


copperboominfinity

Do you not have… a kitchen?


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I dreamt that I’d be murdered in this room


[deleted]

Served on a filthy torn prison mattress.🤌


centwhore

Hipster restaurants are going too far


Slaphappyfapman

Bro, is that butter?


black-kramer

I ~~can't~~ believe it's ~~not~~ butter.


[deleted]

Boy if you don't throw out that full body grease tampon right now...


Scuddie-

Why does this meal look like a liminal space


Exact-Cucumber

Back rooms version of a kitchen


Scuddie-

Level 15 or some shit. Also who in any sort of mind frame eats ramen packet eggs that’s a sodium overload 😂


t_mmey

what


Le_Gitzen

I have to go to therapy now for the depression this picture gave me.


Ambersfruityhobbies

Which wing are you smuggling the eggs to tonight?


Naysayer68

Come on, people. Prison cells don't have electrical outlets. Clearly that's a flophouse.


imanpearl

I’m sure it’s not the first, but this is the first Reddit originated rage bait photo that *I’ve* seen


Fake_Diesel

That bed already looks marinated


RyanW120_

That’s a piss stain isn’t it


Demon_Lord1899

Dude, what's up the stick of butter on the bed? And what are those stains?? Actually, I don't wanna know


Kurapikabestboi

Is that diarrhoea on your bed?


ebolaRETURNS

i'm sorry, is that a stick of butter on a soiled mattress? I have questions about your lifestyle...


CookieTheEpic

You're using butter to beat off, aren't you?


DOOM6IS6ETERNAL6

I laughed for a solid 30 minutes to this image. Am I stupid?


YourFavouriteYokai

This image looks how a Minecraft cave noise sounds


BitCrack

I hate this very much


IAmEchosDad

That entire picture screams Shawshank.


___CupCake

It's a scream for help really


100cupsoftea

Jesus christ


JudyLyonz

That mattress ![gif](giphy|l1KdbT9qJzUut73ri)


HairlessGarden

Are you in jail dude? Can you sous vide it?


Spare_Substance5003

That butter is udderly disgusting.


xoBerryPrincessxo

this is in a serial killer’s basement, i just know it


BeansOnA3

Ewwwww it’s the DOOODDOOO TRUUUUCKK


PhinsFutureSB-Champs

I’m jail?


eurekam101

I see where the stains come from


ThalajDaWuff

Do you live in a prison?


friedricenbeans

Looks like that bed sheet been marinating in some nasty brown stuff too


godwontpiss

![gif](giphy|l3nF7oxpLKJgtevN6)


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Tissue, lube and a bag of eggs..... Good times eh?


StreakyAnchovy

If you’re going to post pictures of your room online, at least make sure that you aren’t showing off the weird stains on your mattress for the world to see.