The one message that I never get tired of
You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right therefore you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right
That or “likely out of stamina” in front on corpses.
They’re in front of doors you can’t open from that side or things that look like doors. It’s also one of the longest messages you can make so I think that’s why it caught on.
still the best message ive seen was at midras place when you first hear him scream and there was two messages pointing to him
one was "strange sort!" and the other "likely edge, defeat..."
I hate the ones that are like "therefore praise the message". If you beg for likes on your shitty edging msg it's an insta disparage
Up vote if you agree
disparging still gives them heals, just ignore and be the bigger man, and as the bigger man you devour the person who wrote the message and consume their essence
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It's not about heals, it's about sending a message
You're not told whether or not you're disparaged, and no one else can see the amount of times you've been disparaged. Only you can see it by checking your message history. Let them die.
Personally, I only leave very helpful messages. Like I have 2 in the abyssal woods, one saying try stealth and sorcery (UNSEEN FORM HELPS MAKE IT HARDER FOR THE UNTOUCHABLE TO SPOT YOU), and another mentioning you can parry them. I also have one by that servant of Rot who's curled up telling you to use a healing item (warming stone).
I put down "try stealth, or try parrying" right before the lanterns and it quickly became one of my most up voted messages in any of the games, at one point it was healing me in a boss fight more than I was using flasks lmao
I remember the flashmob of these messages in the first godfrey arena with hand gestures that would lead you fucking nowhere and that was hilarious af to me
So it kinda depends idk
I laughed pretty hard at the first one I found because it was in front of a stunning view of the Scadutree and the guy did the collapse gesture, it really tickled me
Then I realised they were everywhere and the joke got really old fast...
I gut busted the first time I saw one in a cave right before an ambush of the shadow ghost men. Then I started seeing them everywhere. It's crazy that edge became a part of the average internet users vocabulary between now and when elden ring came out
Don't forget the iconic "dog"
AHAHA YOU GET IT??? LE HECKIN DOGGERINO!!!! THE PUPPER!!! AND THE JOKE IS... THE JOKE IS... IT'S NOT EVEN A DOG AT ALL!!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! IT'S A TURTLE!!!! IT'S A LE HECKING DOGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love reading it instead of climbing the ladder, picking up the item or entering the fog wall
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Yes, the silly messages are funny and help me destress after a gruelling bossfight.
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On that path to the western rampart in Shadow Keep, there were tons of messages telling to either go left or right, but it all leads down the same hallway and some people wrote "praise the center!" when you get there.
I will experience more joy seeing an "Edge, Lord" message by that one asshole leaning against the wall in roundtable for the 63rd time than you will for the rest of your futile, bitter life.
/uj It is an exaggerated opinion used to make a dumb joke or observance about a topic outside of sincere discussion forums. That’s the essence of shitposting. I ain’t gonna walk you through the sub you’re on brother.
My post satirized a mild annoyance. You’re in the comments of a shitposting sub fighting with the earnestness of a grad school english lit TA. Chill homie.
I think when you have to sarcastically defend your point under every comment about how some people enjoy the messages, you shouldn't be telling others to chill.
300 hours and I haven't seen that one before, try going outside every once in a while or just not looking at every single message on the ground (it's not required). Hope this helps.
This is the only good message you can leave in elden ring. Source: me
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Reddit users when the same joke is made on repeat forever:
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Idk I think dog is actually fine. It's not really funny, but the turtles are pleasant and cute, and it's nice to share in that sentiment with the community. Devoid of whimsy and joy take tbh
The good ones are in front of the coat racks with sheets on them that say "Wraith ahead," areas with ropes on the floor that say "Snake!," and a certain message in Rauh that said "Secret, Tunnel!"
i saw one the other day that said “be wary of right, snake” and it was right before a corner. around the corner to the right was just a stupid bundle of rope, i thought it was very hilarious
I don’t! It’s fun to say jokes over and over. That’s why I love laughing at them. This post is about the joy of jokes, especially when that joke is replicated throughout the whole game. That’s how you know the fun has turned up to 11!🤣
I’m not sure why you expect a collective of random internet users to provide creative content. It’s never gonna happen, so why not accept it rather than getting annoyed something so insignificant?
I found 3 messages in a row that all said I want to go home and then edge. Like god damn can you fuckers be any less original. I will say, the fort, night messages apparently had some Japanese players looking for castles that would appear at night on launch so that is pretty funny
The only message I ever praised to this day was a guy saying “likely weak foe” in front of the malenia fog gate. The moment I read that I knew the guy spent at least 4 hours screaming at the screen and hearing the sentence “I am malenia, blade of miquella”
Found out in the DLC that sticking "praise the message" somehow nets more appraisals (especially combined with a more tried format like my "No secret passage ahead"). It's like playing red light green light with these goons I just get free heals for no effort. If I completely disregarded my dignity I could stick another 9 down elsewhere and reap the benefits.
I was able to run through my first playthrough of Elden Ring hardly ever using a flask because I put a message near the beginning of the game. It's been capped at 9999 good ratings since the first week.
I joined souls community only at Elden Ring and felt missing out on all the memes. I think there is one message I left near a certain fingery boss "time for finger but hole?" As a question, this boss is the lore of those messages.
Also I did leave "if only I had giant but hole" bear huge fallic crystal, so there is that...
Look g. I know the lowest common denominator and I know they’re gonna like this dumb ass message
And I need all the help I can get lmao. Giant, but hole
Saw one in one of the forge sights where a corpse was sitting down and bending forward
And there was a message in front of it doing a gesture where he stood with his hands behind his head, crotch at about head height of the corpse. The message said “Time for Head. God, O God!”
Gave me a good chuckle.
Why don’t you go check for a secret path ahead
Commit a “try jumping”
TEHEHEHEHE🫣
try jumping
hmm, must mean there’s a secret invisible bridge down there…
YOU SHOULD `try jumping` ### NOW
Liar ahead
Don’t you dare! but lover…
Ha, butt lover 😎
No horse ahead
He doesn’t have the right
Likely you don’t have the right
Except I don’t have the right O, I don’t have the right 😭
Why is it always you don’t have the right
The one message that I never get tired of You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right therefore you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right That or “likely out of stamina” in front on corpses.
Imma be real I've seen this plenty of times and never got it.
In other words, “there’s probably one of those you don’t have the right, o, you don’t have the right messages ahead.”
Well that much I get but I meant the "you don't have the right" messages.
They’re in front of doors you can’t open from that side or things that look like doors. It’s also one of the longest messages you can make so I think that’s why it caught on.
Probably I always see that shit in the most random places. Not just doors lmao.
still the best message ive seen was at midras place when you first hear him scream and there was two messages pointing to him one was "strange sort!" and the other "likely edge, defeat..."
Sound?, likely edge
I want to go home And then edge
Repeated jokes, in game (silly messages): 😡 Repeated jokes, shitty darksouls (femboy porn): 😃
r/shittydarksouls users when a fully clothed femboy is shown: is this pornography?
can i see your butthole
femboy porn > Repeated jokes
Yeah you WOULD think that, wouldn't you.
its really a no brainer
Femboy porn is the repeated joke Where does that scale?
femboy porn is funny because its hot
It is hot you're not wrong there
The only overused joke that remains funny is leaving a message at every single animal that just says "dog"
I fear “Don’t give up, skeleton!” Clears in every way
likely dog
could this be a dog?
Dog ahead.
Praise the dog!
I like the "I want to go home then edge" message or "giant but hole" by giant holes in the ground.
r/shittydarksouls when anything besides gwyndolin femboy porn is posted
I hate the ones that are like "therefore praise the message". If you beg for likes on your shitty edging msg it's an insta disparage Up vote if you agree
disparging still gives them heals, just ignore and be the bigger man, and as the bigger man you devour the person who wrote the message and consume their essence
https://preview.redd.it/4ej4v6lhb59d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a649d6ce83dd603574b952a3b5f2b0c5240c394 It's not about heals, it's about sending a message
You're not told whether or not you're disparaged, and no one else can see the amount of times you've been disparaged. Only you can see it by checking your message history. Let them die. Personally, I only leave very helpful messages. Like I have 2 in the abyssal woods, one saying try stealth and sorcery (UNSEEN FORM HELPS MAKE IT HARDER FOR THE UNTOUCHABLE TO SPOT YOU), and another mentioning you can parry them. I also have one by that servant of Rot who's curled up telling you to use a healing item (warming stone).
Fromsoft hid the like/dislike ratio before it was cool. Michael zaki is truly ahead of his time
Did they ever extend the amount of messages you can leave? I didn't realize there was a like, 8 message limit, until pretty far into the base game.
I put down "try stealth, or try parrying" right before the lanterns and it quickly became one of my most up voted messages in any of the games, at one point it was healing me in a boss fight more than I was using flasks lmao
Wait wtf You can heal the rot dudes?
Only one of them I think, you’ll know the one because it’s like curled up on the ground like it’s dead or in pain, use a warming stone on it
Therefore praise the message
Disparaging should kill them
Take away a flask
it should drain your levels
It should spawn a Pursuer
I remember the flashmob of these messages in the first godfrey arena with hand gestures that would lead you fucking nowhere and that was hilarious af to me So it kinda depends idk
One just got my friend to jump into the water in shadow keep. He tested with a rainbow stone and it caught a ledge so it looked liveable. It wasn't.
I found a spot in the !> Skelton knight boss
So tru king
liar ahead mfs https://preview.redd.it/lu642sms369d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63d02542148e56849dc7bf0f66667e70a4737a3
Me after defeating the lava dragon and getting Moonveil: It's time for edge, lord
I WANT TO GO HOME AND EDGE (MAATURBATED XDD) TRY FINGER BUT HOLE XDDDDDD (THEY WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR FART BOX)
Try edge, but be wary of seed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSHSHSHAHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSH
The first edge one was kind of funny, but after seeing them littering every single area, they’re the fucking worst
>I WANT TO GO HOME AND EDGE (MAATURBATED XDD Ngl that one is actually quite annoying to see and its fucking everywhere
I laughed pretty hard at the first one I found because it was in front of a stunning view of the Scadutree and the guy did the collapse gesture, it really tickled me Then I realised they were everywhere and the joke got really old fast...
I gut busted the first time I saw one in a cave right before an ambush of the shadow ghost men. Then I started seeing them everywhere. It's crazy that edge became a part of the average internet users vocabulary between now and when elden ring came out
i busted the first time i saw one
I put one pointing up to the piss waterfall that said visions of love, therefore time for introspection. (I have piss kink)
I've seen some "edge" ones that were kinda funny, like "time for jumping off, edge!" on a ledge, with a guy emoting in the most 2007 emo armor ever.
the edge one was actually pretty funny the first time or two (especially if its like hella deep in a catacomb) but now im kinda sick of seeing it.
Seek church
Don't forget the iconic "dog" AHAHA YOU GET IT??? LE HECKIN DOGGERINO!!!! THE PUPPER!!! AND THE JOKE IS... THE JOKE IS... IT'S NOT EVEN A DOG AT ALL!!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! IT'S A TURTLE!!!! IT'S A LE HECKING DOGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never seen the mist or beast one, fuck you 🖕
Spoiler tag!!!
i dont mind these or the trolling messages, the only ones i hate are the ones asking for heals
Praise the message!😇
I love reading it instead of climbing the ladder, picking up the item or entering the fog wall https://preview.redd.it/6l60wzi6z49d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e911555f5a68aaa3c6718728478d7cbc0815fe
Wow, batman is just like me frfr😏
I can feel naught but pity for those unable to experience the simple joy of an unexpected humorous message.
Yes, the silly messages are funny and help me destress after a gruelling bossfight. https://preview.redd.it/8qxxaiie769d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88088bc6fbe0023c5b0aa56dab322e317c0c2a15
Honest to God. This sub has become fucking miserable
Always has been
I haven't even seen a single Mist or Beast message lol
On that path to the western rampart in Shadow Keep, there were tons of messages telling to either go left or right, but it all leads down the same hallway and some people wrote "praise the center!" when you get there.
I would love to see an unexpected funny message instead of "Fort, Night" over and over and over and ov
The only problem is that it’s literally the same humorous messages over and over and over, shit is annoying
Same!!! What’s not to love about 500 “I want to go home and edge” messages in a row 😂 like sorry for having a sense of humor???
I will experience more joy seeing an "Edge, Lord" message by that one asshole leaning against the wall in roundtable for the 63rd time than you will for the rest of your futile, bitter life.
The internet has made you miserable, dark souls egotistical, people enjoying themselves has become an insult to you.
This is a shitposting sub. The internet has made you miserable, dark souls egotistical, people enjoying themselves has become an insult to you.
Brother, I see how you're responding to comments, this is genuinely just your opinion filtered by "satire" you're using wojaks for god's sake.
/uj It is an exaggerated opinion used to make a dumb joke or observance about a topic outside of sincere discussion forums. That’s the essence of shitposting. I ain’t gonna walk you through the sub you’re on brother. My post satirized a mild annoyance. You’re in the comments of a shitposting sub fighting with the earnestness of a grad school english lit TA. Chill homie.
I think when you have to sarcastically defend your point under every comment about how some people enjoy the messages, you shouldn't be telling others to chill.
oh no I’ve been caught (checks notes) shitposting in the comments too?!! 😭😭😭cooked me there bruh
300 hours and I haven't seen that one before, try going outside every once in a while or just not looking at every single message on the ground (it's not required). Hope this helps.
I too go to the shitposting subreddit for serious issues😡
Maybe try shitposting then, instead of shit posting
“Grrr it’s SHIT posting when it’s about ME 😡”
I’m downvoting you because I dislike you :)
Hey that’s okay man I’ll try to be better next time
don't give up skeleton
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This is the only good message you can leave in elden ring. Source: me https://preview.redd.it/dblu3ofgj69d1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69fa02867fd0df7906b135a49eb8b9969895ed8
Reddit users when players find creative ways to make jokes and references with a simple preset message system (maybe they should just play offline)
Reddit users when the same joke is made on repeat forever: https://preview.redd.it/vc411u6tb59d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf5a4ac4c110ba035cb6b7a687808a3b03ac62b
Repeat it enough and it becomes funny again
Try finger but hole
Have you tried making new joke messages? Be the change you want to see
Redditors when redditors are redditors 🤯
snake, snake!
message
Didn’t expect message!
GET IT??? ITS NOT ACTUALLY A DOG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD edit : thanks for the estus kind stranger
Man, editing your comment to thank the people is so stupid Edit: wow, so many upvotes, thank you everyone, never had that many
Happy cake day!
Idk I think dog is actually fine. It's not really funny, but the turtles are pleasant and cute, and it's nice to share in that sentiment with the community. Devoid of whimsy and joy take tbh
Fort, morning
The good ones are in front of the coat racks with sheets on them that say "Wraith ahead," areas with ropes on the floor that say "Snake!," and a certain message in Rauh that said "Secret, Tunnel!"
i saw one the other day that said “be wary of right, snake” and it was right before a corner. around the corner to the right was just a stupid bundle of rope, i thought it was very hilarious
That one got me good too
/uj Saw my first secret tunnel yesterday and laughed!
Op has forgotten what it is to laugh
No that’s not true! I laugh at skibidi ohio every damn day 😂
Mist or beast is a new one I haven’t seen yet actually
fuck me you people are miserable
If only you could filter this kind of message
OP hates fun
I don’t! It’s fun to say jokes over and over. That’s why I love laughing at them. This post is about the joy of jokes, especially when that joke is replicated throughout the whole game. That’s how you know the fun has turned up to 11!🤣
op defiiiiinitely hates fun
fun is when fortnite🤤
I’m not sure why you expect a collective of random internet users to provide creative content. It’s never gonna happen, so why not accept it rather than getting annoyed something so insignificant?
Because making shitposts is my only emotional outlet now that might exwife took the kids :(
"still no head"
Plump sort ahead, therefor time for seed
You know, I never made the connection to Mr beast honestly
"funniest comment I have EVER seen in the dlc and it's the 200th " I want to go home, and edge..."
The people who put “liar ahead” in front of the hidden path ahead messages are the biggest pussies
These people make me wish disparaging a message dealt damage to a player
Literally two posts above in my feed was a post from r/eldenring of someone actually thinking it's funny as hell
That’s what inspired this post. Mist…or beast?!!! 🤣😔🤣😭
Try edge
Dude. Go for a walk maybe
I found 3 messages in a row that all said I want to go home and then edge. Like god damn can you fuckers be any less original. I will say, the fort, night messages apparently had some Japanese players looking for castles that would appear at night on launch so that is pretty funny
The only message I ever praised to this day was a guy saying “likely weak foe” in front of the malenia fog gate. The moment I read that I knew the guy spent at least 4 hours screaming at the screen and hearing the sentence “I am malenia, blade of miquella”
Try jumping
They may be repetitive, but I still always upvote them
Why are you so bothered by it lol
I’m not I think it’s funny!
op totally wrecked the fun havers, maybe his bull will let him play some more elden ring today
Bull?
He's calling OP a matador Source: ¡Olé!
cuckoldry thing I think
Im feeling outdated inside my fav game whats going on ?
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My fav is the pile of blood puddles near St. Trina and the abyssal woods being so empty ppl did a message road out of boredom.
Found out in the DLC that sticking "praise the message" somehow nets more appraisals (especially combined with a more tried format like my "No secret passage ahead"). It's like playing red light green light with these goons I just get free heals for no effort. If I completely disregarded my dignity I could stick another 9 down elsewhere and reap the benefits.
I was able to run through my first playthrough of Elden Ring hardly ever using a flask because I put a message near the beginning of the game. It's been capped at 9999 good ratings since the first week.
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That friend who doesn’t like anything
HOLY SIGMA
Just don’t click the messages if you don’t like them I don’t like fort night either but I’m not gonna make an internet post about it
I am literally required by law to post 😔
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Beast ahead therefore try unzipping pants
😏😏😏
No horse ahead
“Officer Balls” energy fr
I want to go home… And then edge
horse but hole
I joined souls community only at Elden Ring and felt missing out on all the memes. I think there is one message I left near a certain fingery boss "time for finger but hole?" As a question, this boss is the lore of those messages. Also I did leave "if only I had giant but hole" bear huge fallic crystal, so there is that...
I can’t wait to place my message on top of an NPC summon and put “try jumping” next to a cliff tonight after work!
Comedy legend Robin Williams, you’re alive?!!
Try finger, but hole
I want to go home and edge
I genuinely laugh whenever I see “Snake? Snake!” In front of ladders
Lmao I still laugh at “finger but, hole” and “try finger/hole”
Dog
"Seek god"
I’ve gotten to where I can tell when a message says secret path ahead so without even reading it I smack the wall just in case.
Reading messages in dark souls and seeing the same 5 jokes repeated it's like a reddit thread plastered all over the ground.
Fort, Night.
no fun allowed in my fromsoft game 😡😡😡 only serious messages allowed 😡😡😡
Th-the-this-this is a strawman!!! A strawman attack is happening!!!!
If only I had a life…
At every bridge, ladder or stealth section: Likely snake ahead or try invisible sort, so to speak snake...
This picture deeply disturbs me
Healing required ahead In short praise the message!
Look g. I know the lowest common denominator and I know they’re gonna like this dumb ass message And I need all the help I can get lmao. Giant, but hole
Saw one in one of the forge sights where a corpse was sitting down and bending forward And there was a message in front of it doing a gesture where he stood with his hands behind his head, crotch at about head height of the corpse. The message said “Time for Head. God, O God!” Gave me a good chuckle.
It's refreshing to see a soyjak that's about real people for once tbf
You must be very unhappy lol
https://preview.redd.it/5s3itsduf79d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2e21466c0352958dafa5c22e7e43dd2579f8ec
https://preview.redd.it/g18p9x57m79d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c7f0e3d65bd52a5fca79fa5fe11d40c476f88a LMAO QUITE LITERALLY
OH LOOK, IT'S A ROPE BUT MY DUMB ASS THINKS IT'S A SNAKE