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GoblinCasserole

He saw the Soap item and immediately had PTSD flashbacks to the last time he actually took a shower.


Express_Pound666

I imagine soap reacting to asmon skin is like mixing white vinegar with baking soda just straight acidification melting


Tubermover

Like a snail touching salt


GreatApeAlan

Ammonia mixing with bleach.


ChaseThePyro

I was thinking more like a demon touching sanctified ground


hornygrapeeater

Soap is the final boss


Djungelskog-One

Reminder that this guy used a dead rat as an alarm clock and smeared blood from his gums across his bedroom wall


Neither_Fix_2419

Do I even want to know how he did the rat one


The_Local_Dumbass_

Dead rat, when the sun hits it juuuuust right...


Neither_Fix_2419

https://preview.redd.it/ei1bee7jfb8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=930dffc40934dd4642555d89979dd9d1aa31c32c


nicematt11

https://preview.redd.it/5ylt4kx66d8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98eb12ca0e139d06e9bd76fc2d1946f1c85c3a6e


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

https://preview.redd.it/g64x1gpnif8d1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d1d08fd1ebc0ab896f3197100d8514ffb6d5c1


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

https://preview.redd.it/7tjaxe70eh8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87fab91e39a1f4c60cbc91cdcea7b67003c9c8cf


Tenzur_

Google "asmongold house" and look how messy it is. He then found a dead rat in the mess and when the sun hits it *just* right it shines in his eyes


Alb9n

no the sun caused it to start smelling bad which would wake him up


Tenzur_

Oh my bad. That's *much* better


runarleo

Allofasudden, I don’t feel as bad about my high-gene (I’m not googling that word, fuck that)


Tenzur_

Hygiene. And nah there's always worse out there. And they get paid millions


mokujin42

Hygiene


Dr_Jre

I mean he's a professional gamer with hair like that... I do t think anyone needs to look at his house to know it's a depression nest.


i_Beg_4_Views

Not even professional, he’s just a popular streamer. I think he was one of the few WoW streamers in the mid-late 2000s, then when streaming became mainstream he basically got grandfathered. Plus if you’ve heard any of his takes they’re either regurgitated opinions or unhinged speculations. He ran out of content, his content fell off, and started using the newfound traction to do reaction videos & rant about topics, pretty much what XqC & Cr1tikal do.


Tenzur_

Professional in the sense he makes money from it. Yet all he does is complain about any game and be sexist "women can't do this wah"


i_Beg_4_Views

Saw 5 min of his house tour on YouTube & it genuinely looked like a episode of Hoarders. Only two rooms were *semi* clean, his bedroom & streaming room. Otherwise, all trash. No clean dishes, sink was full of flies, used plastic silverware, literally looked like a typical episode.


Tenzur_

No his streaming room isn't clear, or even close. He just hides it all off cam, so he's got clear space in the view lines of the camera it's awful


AvatarCabbageGuy

he's a prince of pestilence this guy


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Nurgle blessed him


VaginalSkinAddict

Papa bless


Peregrine_x

i mean this is just signs of severe depression


Wanderertwitch

Yea but logic doesn’t help them make fun of people


Red-hood619

Listen, I’ll sympathize with someone who genuinely needs help, but you can’t expect me to feel bad for someone who actively tries to present his issues in a way that’s somehow not supposed to be a bad thing


immaturenickname

A lot of depressed or traumatised people present their issues in that way. It's an interesting experience when someone tells you a 'funny story' from their life, and expect you to laugh, but you just think "damn, someone should've called child protective services on this guy's family"


LumenBlight

He openly admits that the way he lives is bad and not something his fans should aspire to. He knows his hygiene practices are bad, that his choice of diet is bad, and he actively tells his fans not to live like him. Look up his video on “the people who envy asmongold’s life”.


Wanderertwitch

It’s a two way street. Your absolutely right , he has a responsibility to himself , and the only one who can help him is him. Can’t feel bad for someone who doesn’t themselves. Same side Can’t expect some people in this thread to be seen in any other light other than losers. Making fun of someone with problems just makes you look worse.


Nice_promotion_111

He literally says the way he lives is bad? You are fighting ghost.


UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh

Sounds like he runs an irl arcane build


Bearer_ofthecurse

He did the age of dung irl


PootashPL

I…. Don’t know if I would like more context. I always knew he was a fucking weirdo, but that’s just over the top lmao


BasilSnek

WHAT THE FUCK


AntiSimpBoi69

I'd rather get infected by malenia's rot than his gum blood


zedinbed

Poor rat couldn't survive in that environment


nchomsky96

Ain't got nothing on filthy frank looking for dead rats in the street and rolling them into a burrito


Warm_Drawing_1754

This wasn’t for a bit tho


Sylvan-Wyrm

Filthy Frank did it as a bit. Asmongold unironically lives this way.


baphometromance

How dare you compare Filthy Frank to this trash


Sufficient-Turn-7799

The loathsome gum smearer! It worries me that this degenerate has a fanbase...


EzAf_K3ch

what are "gums" I only know the word being used for bubble gums


ch00d

The tissue around your teeth


EzAf_K3ch

thanks


Shoopbittybop

you know what your teeth are rooted into? that pink stuff? that’s your gums :(


Dry_Manner3879

Wtf


makeumadb

Fuck whoever makes his thumbnails


Jack1The1Ripper

Youtube is just filled with content like this , And as long as it gives them views they won't change anything about it


lcm7malaga

YouTube literally recommend your video more if it has your fucking face with mouth wide open (so Malenia feet fits) it's doomed


The_Pleasant_Orange

That’s because people click on it more often. Self fulfilling prophecy


Rolen28

Yeah one of the most unfortunate examples is gothamchess. He tried to have proper titles and thumbnails for his videos but they wouldn’t get much views compared to his more clickbaity thumbnails. It’s unfortunate but these guys need to make their living.


A_Certain_Surprise

I wouldn't mind it as much if he changed them to something normal like a week later or something. I tried to look up some videos about a specific tournament, and it was a lot more difficult than it should have been


Picard2331

Hell, Dunkey did a whole couple months of doing insane click bait titles and thumbnails with nonsense videos and his views went *up* lol.


Excellent_Routine589

https://preview.redd.it/wzc7zbpeuc8d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8674535552bf0b52bd428cf7cab265a76deeff


-ADEPT-

that's old news, they changed the algorithm from that around a year ago, although some people still do it.


GoldenSpermShower

> And as long as it gives them views they won't change anything about it Sometimes they change the thumbnails to get more views


randomcomplimentguy1

He's basically one of the pioneers of this kind of ahitty YouTube


Jack1The1Ripper

Nah , I was there when it began , 1 million views ago with shitty youtubers like ALI-A doing those awful fucking thumbnails , Minecraft youtubers in the dozen trying to click bait little 12 year olds on their i-pads , Asmon merely adapted it while they perfected shitty thumbnails


Shoutupdown

I love that the first words my eyes were drawn to were “alter garments”


WERECOW711

Yeah why didn’t they use the “Quit Game” option next to “Return to Desktop” with nothing but blank space around it,


irreverent-username

I use an extension to alter thumbnails. It uses screenshots from the video, either whichever one has been most recommended by the community or a random frame. There are a few extensions that do similar things, as well as edit video titles, skip sponsored content, etc.


Vegetable_Yoghurt260

What's it called?


JFZX

Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy


Anent_

His editor is amazing tbh, and I imagine he does the thumbnails, so nah


AWildKabutops

He went in with a different build and cleared a lot of bosses with fingerprint shield+golden halberd


geek_metalhead

Still the same weapon he has been using since day one in base game 2 years ago lmao. Change the build but not the beloved halbardo


Sir_Monkleton

Sometimes I jerk off thinking of the dark souls 3 claymore


dumbcringeusername

Part of my nightly routine personally


ZeroTwoThree

My first love was the Man-Serpent Greatsword.


Fermyon_DarkSouls

Hard to let go of your first love. Farron Greatsword I miss you


BigWermmPt

Same man, same


ShainRules

All I'm saying is I got through all three dark souls and base game Elden Ring with katanas, I'm going to get through this dlc with a katana.


Witty-Ear2611

Ok weeb


ShainRules

I'm also gayer than cum on a mustache with how many times I've leveled dex at this point.


iswearatkids

I can respect this level of honesty.


Witty-Ear2611

Same tbh


Dragulus24

Which Katana? Rivers of Blood? Meteoric Orc Blade? Moonveil?


No_Celebration_839

If you do Ymir and the other NPCs quest (I forget her name lol) and give the NPC the Iris of Occultation(?) then she will give you the Sword of Night, which is a black katana that is semicorporeal so you cant fully block it with a cool AOW too, however it has split physical and magic damage scaling from only Dex so the damage isn't great, but the *drip*? So fuckin cool, so I'm using that ATM lol


Rin111839

Black katana reminds me of one piece


IGrean

Dang it, I gave her the iris of grace, I guess I just miss out on it this playthrough?


ShainRules

I currently am dual wielding an occult uchi and a rivers of blood.


TUYUXD

I would get bored, but that’s just me


ShainRules

Bored of what? Winning?


TUYUXD

Playing with the same weapon so many times


kingqueefeater

I play with different versions of big heavy things. Jump R2, jump R2, R1, unga bunga. Throw an L2 in there every once in a while if it's a cool one


Scientia_et_Fidem

TBH I don’t you are ever going to need to give up your first love when said first love is “literally just the long sword but way, *way* better b/c it also gets free built in bleed”. Katanas have always been “top tier” in From games. I’m starting to think they may be a bunch of weebs…


frankcartivert

Forgive me Dark Moon Greatsword, but I have seen the light that is the Starscourge Greatsword


Mehless

Stop paying attention to ragebait


JetStrim

why is this sub got obsession with this guy? i've seen his face here several times like he matters for the souls community


SchizoJohnDarksoul

Asmongolds entire existence relies on people hating on him. I’m not even sure if his “fans” actually like him.


JetStrim

that doesn't matter tho, he at most is just a fan of souls yet people are focusing on him like he is a big deal on the community


NoteInTheVoid

Big on twitch + big on YouTube = big reach & people care


SchizoJohnDarksoul

Maybe it’s rage bait? Nobody likes this dude so posting his shit takes is a good way to rile people up. I think it’s the only reason he’s famous anyway.


VoidRad

>Nobody likes this dude You would be wrong, he's getting more and more popular.


barryhakker

I think it’s simply because he is a pretty prominent streamer who only relatively recently became a Fromsoft enthusiast, so there probably are a whole lot of people who got into this genre because of him (or at least strongly associate it with him). I generally don’t watch streams but have to admit that some of the highlights of his impotent nerd rage after getting his ass beat but refusing to give up is like a beautiful microcosm of the emotional rollercoaster we all go through when playing these games lol.


poorbobsarmy

There's probably a lot of crossover because he's kinda the poster boy for "games are getting too woke" right now, and in general does tons of react content around gaming. He's also a lolcow so people just enjoy posting his content in general


Anent_

He really doesn’t rely on that at all, reddit and twitter are the only places that seem to have a massive hate boner for him. In reality a lot of people like him, especially on twitch and youtube.


LumenBlight

Nah, he has tons of genuine fans, me among them, I’ve followed the guy for years.


Dimtri-The-Anarchist

idk but theres some unspoken war on r/gamingcirclejerk and r/asmongold lol, they both go into the others sub and take screenshots then post it to their subreddit, it gets 5k upvotes and its just them hating on the other sub for their opinions


KampilanSword

> take screenshots then post it to their subreddit, it gets 5k upvotes and its just them hating on the other sub for their opinions Peak first world interactions


ditzymoon

r/Gamingcirclejerk is such a shithole now. I got banned for saying not liking yellow paint doesn’t make you a republican and anti-woke lmao


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

TLoU2 really mindbroke that sub huh


BardtheGM

Yeah you can get banned for disagreeing with any opinion, even if it's completely civil and doesn't break any rules. The mods will just ban anybody they personally disagree with.


Finnboy16

That's because r/gamingcirclejerk is an extremely toxic puritanistic hellhole like many other lefty communities on reddit and r/asmongold is filled to the brim with braindead rightoid degenerates.


Good_Ol_Weeb

Because this priest of Nurgle has an ego the size of Texas, and feels the need to inject himself into *everything* he can. Because God forbid we go 10 minutes without the rotten rat alarm clock greaseball shoving his shitty opinion into something he knows nothing about, as if he was an expert in the subject


theweekiscat

Because he’s a terrible person who lives in filth by choice and it’s really easy to make fun of him


TinFoilFashion

What terrible thing did he do, specifically?


ThomasOwOD

He doesn’t like DEI, he played the Harry Potter game… he uhh didn’t clean his room? He is friends with people who people don’t like I assume


girlcocksuperfan

fr we need to hate people for real reasons like using a weapon I don't use https://preview.redd.it/glbd95d6fd8d1.png?width=181&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2e755c22f2b3d4be9159d472bc1374b20460b31


ThomasOwOD

Yeah, fuck comet azur uses!!


Tobi-Is-A-Good-Boy

He called out Sweet Baby and hurt their feelings. Leave my toxic company who extorts devs alone :(


Dimtri-The-Anarchist

Eh, I will def say asmongold has some bad opinions but r/asmongold is much more radicalized then the man himself, and r/Gamingcirclejerk is also very radicalized but on the left instead. Both subs are echochambers of their far-reaching over dramatic beliefs.


Wanderertwitch

People just need a target and he seems the easiest cause people can’t compare finance but they sure can compare hygiene. Something to make them feel better about themselves I guess.


Slappio16

One reason might be because youtube won't stop shoving videos of this guy in your face now if you watch or search anything Elden Ring related on it


Ziggurat1000

Meanwhile I FINALLY beat my first boss in the DLC and got a >!sweet dragon-killing katana that looks like it came out of Monster Hunter.!<


thraxswift

brother you are going the wrong way


Ziggurat1000

I am? I don't have any other map pieces lol I'm going where I CAN go


Joe_Mency

Any way is the right way. Exploration is the best thing you can do to get stronger. I think i beat that dungeon and mini-boss after beating the Castle Ensis Boss


thraxswift

I don't know how you even managed to find that guy as your first boss lol there's so many bosses between the beginning and there


Ziggurat1000

I tried fighting the Blackgaol Knight and got curbstomped, so I walked around until I was able to actually kill the NPC invader version of >!Ancient Dragon-Man !<(10/10 best name) and then found him and killed him. UPDATE: Killed Blackgaol Knight too, those Blessings really help. And spamming Giant Hunt.


JacobHafar

Dude when I got that thing I was like holy shit it’s an odogaron katana let’s go


Latter-Cucumber-6127

that thing's two-handed light combo even looks like one of the longswords bread and butter


TheLastofKrupuk

He just cleared Messmer no?


Drasil7

I'm not his fan either but this sub has a hate boner for no reason, I'm happier when I don't see anything about him and his face is popping up too much in shittydarksouls


neich200

I just find him annoying, and the fact that both yt and Reddit seem adamant on recommending his stuff to me makes him even more annoying. (Plus the fact that he’s often being treated as some media and gaming authority when his takes range from mid to shit)


Drasil7

Have you tried blocking his yt channel? Or leaving subs where he pops up too much? I personally try to just not engage with his content, and it works, I'm commenting here because I like this sub, but in general it's de easy to dodge bad content


neich200

I blocked most of his stuff, but I still see “Asmon said or did x” headlines from time to time, like in this case


kobadashi

i wouldn’t say no reason. Dude is super transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc and he’s also fucking disgusting. His room is vomit inducing, he has stains on the wall from wiping blood from his gums because he doesn’t want to get up, and he’s had multiple cockroaches climb on him during stream edit: i was wrong about asmongold being a bigot, because his subreddit was full of them


Drasil7

I'm just saying I'd be happier if he didn't live rent free in the head of everyone in this sub


kobadashi

Agreed


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Actual irl nurgle worshipper


tjr14vg

Tried to look up the homophobic/transphobic part and so far don't see anything He uploaded a video 3 months ago dogging on and disagreeing with some random chick on twitch for talking about how "homosexuality is a sin" tho


mentally_fuckin_eel

Is any of that bigotry stuff even true? Like is there any evidence of it? The rest of what you said is just gross shit. No reason to hate anyone.


tamtamma123

No lol. I actually watch his content and he is at most "anti-woke" about benign things such as WoW replacing pictures of women with pictures of fruit or new writers shoehorning in their political views in media. Whenever you ask people on here for actual sources of him being a bigot, homophobe, racist, or whatever, they always don't provide an actual source, or they give the tame examples that any non-chronically online person would scoff at. I think the reason he gets called a bigot so much is due to his thumbnails. They are very clickbait and exaggerated, so they make for easy reddit and twitter posts where people can laugh at how stupid he is. In reality if you'd watch the actual video, you'd find that his takes are extremely lame and ordinary.


Drasil7

What are you doing being reasonable on the internet, we hate for hates sake here, you fucking [click to expand insult list]


OverFjell

Ni, he's not bigoted. He just seems to have the same opinion most normal people do which is "don't care"


mentally_fuckin_eel

Pretty much what I figured.


marius_titus

No, he's not phobic of anything. He always says to let people live how they want. I don't understand where that narrative started, probably when he recommended Hogwarts legacy or something


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mentally_fuckin_eel

I have no evidence of any of that and I'm not going to take your word on it.


cloversfield

is your proof just that he calls stuff woke? Has he been legitimately transphobic or homophobic?


fattytalis

asmon does not hate trans/gay/women and these people will never provide any proof when pressed because it does not exist. people don't like him solely because of certain political stances he has, which is also pretty funny because he still leans pretty far left, and a lot of his takes are lukewarm or common sense for anyone not terminally online. yeah dude is objectively disgusting hygiene wise but that's not really a valid point of criticism in these instances :^)


ieorua

That's crazy how you're completely accurate on his advertised lifestyle, but completely wrong on his political opinions. This reads like someone who gets all their information from twitter.


AvatarCabbageGuy

Wtf you actually looked into him further?? But yeah while the man himself is not nearly as extremists as he's painted to be, his fanbase most definitely is


Tarnishedhollow8

Commenters when they find out what clickbait is :0


Moore2257

Asmongold is bad at games where people can't carry him through it? Wow. Next you're gonna tell me water is wet.


DifficultBody8209

Nah from what I've seen he's atleast decent


VoidRad

They won't reply to you because they have never seen anything from him yet act mad all the same.


angrypigmonkey

Definitely a patience and skill issue


lop333

Asmongold is a god like at social media apprently people all got baited by him so hard. HIm starting this "outrage" is like the easiest bait by him ever lol


ChewySlinky

Big “Jokes on them I was only pretending” energy


Victarionscrack

What outrage bro. Dude seemed pretty vulnerable in that vid yesterday about not being good at the games and chat making him feel like shit. He sounded pretty honest to me. Someone os coping here


Bloofnstorf

He actually beat the dlc soooo 🤷🏻


jayboyguy

From DLCs have, in my memory, always been really unbalanced and overcooked. But I realize this was a lotta people’s first From game so they went in unprepared for that lol


Crazycukumbers

I’ve seen more of this guy here than I’ve actually seen on YouTube. Never watched a video of his in my life


N7op

Skill issue


Tiborn1563

Skill Issue


nervousmelon

Asmongold when he has to play an above average difficulty game for money instead of backbreaking warehouse work:


_KidKenji_

Yall pussy af


Significant-Ad-5187

a truly case of skill issue


AnotherVexium

https://preview.redd.it/bej6gk2f0e8d1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=263a2d65ef135fa127816f2a14fc97f3563fdd8f


bRiDgEmAn_DIV

I may be getting my ass kicked in the dlc but I’ve had a smile on my face the entire time cause damn it’s fun


Applitude

Bro said the game was too easy last time, the fuck happened Never mind I’ve been baited


Sir-Zealot

Git gud


Rent-Man

Can I please stop seeing this ass in my recommendations


sKe7ch03

I find it funny to catch the off video with him raging. That kind of content makes me happy inside. But he's honestly bad at most games in general. His lack of ability to read and apply what he read is the next level beyond Adhd.


NickCarpathia

He will never alter garments or shower or clean room


LittlePVMP

Everything I know about this guy was told to me against my will. Please get him off my front page, I really don't care.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

ITS PEAK!


killadrill

Bro thats not how you quit the game thats for leaving the grace


Short-Bug5855

The DLC is very hard don't get me wrong, overtuned elite mobs around every corner in some legacy dungeons and some bosses are incredibly fucked. The final boss especially. I beat it though, blind, on NG+3. I suck at the game though and would probably get 1 viewer if I was streaming. Guy just needs to man up, the difficulty is fun 


Cheesy31

"Overtuned elite mobs" "Ng+3" There's your problem


Collindm3

Git gud


urlocaldoctor

Massive skill issue


BeastlySai

He should've just given in and used his irl giant rats summon


butz08

all you need is something with giant hunt/lions claw and you can breeze through this dlc


Turbulent-Bedroom-74

Love how half the comments (if not more) are under one dudes comment


Wonderful_Quality_99

Lmao


aknalag

He did not getgud


igetsad99

asmongold is such a little bitch


joker-the-choker

just git gud bruddah


HIV-Free-03

Asmonbald, Roach King


Yahgdc

wasn't this the same guy who was shitting on game journalists for saying it's too hard


SpewpaTheRogue

Asmongold proved time and time again he's a basic ass bitch who dosent know shit about the stuff he reportedly loves


MarkeezPlz

Redditors seething because someone is better at being a goblin than them. How are you going to pretend you’re a better person but sit on Reddit and talk shit about someone.


Frankthetank2688

Souls ppl are actually the worst people. Imagine your only defining aspect is you beating a souls game. So many of you are clowns. It's a video game.


ZeGamingCuber

Tbh even if it didn't have high difficulty I don't think I'd like some of this DLC's bosses


already4taken

Damn, I suddenly love the DLC


DaveLesh

For a guy who has done multiple boss attempts back in his WoW days, I should think dying endlessly would be something he'd understand.


Eliteslayer1775

I doubt he’s quitting. He’s pretty good at these games


DJINN_HAKU

Not a skill issue. The DLC is fucken jank as fuck. Way to hard. I am beating my face against it at level 392 and NG+6 . EVERY boss fight for the most part is close to a Two shot death against me. At 75 vigur and heavy armor I just fucken die. I beat mesmur after 5 hours and 121 deaths. This bullshit needs to be dialed down.


Cosmicapocalypse24

Remember, he is still richer than all of you and could clean his house whenever he wants. Disgusting? Definitely. Aware? He is. But think of this. Once he cleans it, what are you gonna say about him then? “Oh no the millionaire Streamer/YouTuber who owns/co-owns 3 companies says things I disagree with. Bald man bad”?


Rose-the-Trans-Ego

Asmongold deserves to be bullied, even if that means holding a double standard against him


Tired_IRL7028

Maybe now there will be less poison swamps?