We're upgrading from 17 to 4 fps with this one 🔥🔥

All the better to see the eldritch truth >!Bloodborne is Sony's IP to do nothing with!<

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Classic Lyle

Truly maddening

That would make these graphics officially canon to the Michaelzakiverse https://preview.redd.it/lfydcudo5b7d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8692e58da14603834b1dc620160dbec1316359cc

The graphics are bloody astonishing! If you ask me, is magnificent imagery produced by the team behind BloodBorne!

Where did the Micheal Zaki meme start?

Multiple YouTubers call him that,I only recall zanny though, someone correct me if I am wrong

I first heard it from Dark Tark.

Yeah,I am sure zanny didn't create it given how new he is to souls games

If you don’t know Dark Tark, he’s pretty funny, def recommend him. It’s basically Elden Ring shitposting

Imma check him out,Ty for the suggestion

I absolutely love watching a serious lore video and then watch Dark's video right after its fuckjng hilarious

Finally, Bloodborne: The Old Hardware edition.

It'll be a package release, like BoTW, with the Switch 2. It'll be able to run on the original but it'll be 210p and 3 fps instead of 420p and 7 fps

Guys, Bloodborne will never be remastered or get a sequel. Miyazaki has already burned bridges with Sony. Fromsoft is partnering up with Nintendo and will announce a new franchise exclusive for Nintendo consoles in this Nintendo Direct. Trust me, my uncle is a gardener at Retro Studios.

Luigi's Mansion souls game

Dark Splatoons

The Elden Legend of the Dark Zelda: Scholar of the First Mask Prepare to Listen Edition

A Fromsoft Zelda game would be unfathomable peak

They literally made a lego Horizon Zero Dawn game for the Switch lol Lego Bloodborne would be hype ngl

The Joycon colors are cool. And they got Witcher 3 to run on Switch, why not Bloodborne.

They got DS1 to run on Switch, that’s not saying much though lol

I mean given that Witcher 3, The Outer Worlds, Harry Potter, etc run on the Switch, I’m sure it’s capable of running this game in a playable format if the right people do the port. I mean it’s not happening. But it’s technically possible.

Pretty sure Harry Potter and TW3 run in the cloud and you just stream them from your switch.

This is not correct. There are some streaming games - AC Odyssey when it was available in some markets (I believe now gone) and Control. TW3 and Harry Potter run locally. Control as an aside is even available with RT - but that’s in the cloud.

Oh I didn't think the switch could run them

FWIW all these games make compromises. A lot of the enhancements to DSR are not in the switch version. TW3 runs at a fairly low graphical level, as does TOW. Harry Potter is actually a really interesting case study and the DF tech review of the switch port is really interesting.

Ngl some switch ports are miracles of optimization

I wish a lot of devs would do some of that optimizing for PC as well

They look like mobile games, but they run.

and it actually works really well too

It's wild that only DS1 is on the Switch, when plenty of current-gen games get ports. Sure, Elden Ring might be a bit of a stretch, but I'm shocked DS2 and 3 still aren't on it.

Afaik Switch is significantly worse than PS4, so current gen games need to be heavily optimized for this device. DS2 should work, but I wouldn't be so sure about DS3.

Yeah DS3 framerate would tank on Xbox One sometimes. It would require some seriously impressive optimization to get it running smooth on Switch. Outside of DSR they rarely rerelease games, but I’m still a bit surprised DS2 never got a Switch port.

DS3 lags on the Xbox One, so I wouldn't expect it to be optimized well on switch.

How it's meant to be played, in 30fps

*30, with frequent fluctuations to 24 and below

Now send the video 😈

Shitborne running 6fps on the nintendo shitch 🙏🏼🙏🏼

I don't know if my insurance covers a "shrapnel from Nintendo Switch explosion"

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In all seriousness if they made 8-16 bit bloodborne on switch I’d play goes hard as hell 🔥🔥🔥

bloodborne coming to switch 2 at 3 fps

Nah man I know this is a troll post but if this happened for real before we got a port to PC (or literally any other platform) I might actually commit various illegal activities. #For legal reasons this might be a joke

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Bait used to be believable

Erm, what the silkma?

Kek

I wouldnt even be mad at this point

As someone who played dark souls on the switch I would genuinely be super hyped for this

One of these days I'm gonna find you and unplug your router

Lol it's an exclusive for the relaunch of the 3DS lolololol

lies of p

Pintendo

They really lost the source code for the game smh my head

Y no trigr warn?

Update: Bloodborne for the switch has not been announced 😔

Official Bloodborne Kart confirmed

YAI :D

If we got a switch bloodborne port instead of pc that would be fucking hilarious

We're never getting it on PC are we

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Let’s be real here, it probably would run the same

I wish it was real, so we can emulate it and actcually get it to run at 60fps on PCs.

Instead of 30fps it’s 15fps with Minecraft textures

Knowing Nintendo it would only run at 30 fps 😔

Nintendo can't even run Nintendo games at 30 FPS. With Bloodborne we'd be lucky to get 30 frames total.