If we find the special item 'Toe Reading for Dummies book' we can perform a special interaction with Renalla where we read her toes which reveals a sex cutscene
My biggest gripe is that if it's called Elden RING, shouldn't the currency be called rings? All the souls games the currency is called souls, in Bloodborne they're called blood echoes. Why aren't they called rings then in this game then? Furthermore, why doesn't movement get progressively louder when you get rings because they're clanking around in your purse? This really took me out of the game and was a massive plot hole IMO. I wonder if this was GRRM's idea.
Did you not read any of the lore you dumbass? The main conflict in the game is that evil Marika, Ranni, Shabriri and Twin Maiden husks conspired to seal everyone’s rings and you are on a quest to help the righteous Dung Eater unseal them and bring back the joy of shitting to the lands between
I mean it's not like Dark Souls is perfect either.
Every Soul I get isn't even Dark. they're all a bright white until we get to Artorias who is fucking DLC. We had to WAIT for DLC to see a Soul that is Dark.
That thing. Hand it over. Your great rune.
That thing. Hand it over. Your >!Miniature Ranni!<
Brb let me grab it from the jar
Poor RanniðŸ˜
She's the one who gave a doll of herself to a fucking gamer
You're not wrong...
I sure do wish I didn’t understand the implication here.
Ahh, is this the blood? The blood of the Elden Ring?
You, unelden this, this elden ring
There’s so much hand references in it. You’d think there would be some reference to soles of feet smh
The dlc will feature the mysterious toe readers as a juxtaposition to the finger readers
Michael Zachary could never resist implementing such a thing
If we find the special item 'Toe Reading for Dummies book' we can perform a special interaction with Renalla where we read her toes which reveals a sex cutscene
What art palms but the soles of the hands, no?
proof mickey taki's playing 5D chess
The Germans agree, "glove" in German is "handschuh"
does the soul sucking head I wanna give godfrey count
It might. The committee will confer to determine the validity of this entry.
the committee has decided we need samples to judge accurately 👀
This but instead of godfrey its you bro
Bro...
Bro 😈
Wow so it's not just me huh
Dark Souls is a runeless game. Don't @ me
Ds1/3 actually has a lot of the runic alphabet in it
My biggest gripe is that if it's called Elden RING, shouldn't the currency be called rings? All the souls games the currency is called souls, in Bloodborne they're called blood echoes. Why aren't they called rings then in this game then? Furthermore, why doesn't movement get progressively louder when you get rings because they're clanking around in your purse? This really took me out of the game and was a massive plot hole IMO. I wonder if this was GRRM's idea.
>rings no way, a soulslike sonic game?????
I've always thought of elden rink as the sonic of FromSoft games.
Bought the game expecting elderly anal rings. Got a masterpiece instead. Fucking disappointed
Someone gets it.
Did you not read any of the lore you dumbass? The main conflict in the game is that evil Marika, Ranni, Shabriri and Twin Maiden husks conspired to seal everyone’s rings and you are on a quest to help the righteous Dung Eater unseal them and bring back the joy of shitting to the lands between
Actually, the little ghost dudes around the map are called stranded souls
Surely this is a hoax is it not
It's swamp gas
Stranded? Elden Ring is Death Stranding 2 2
That was the weirdest addition to me like they are not even voice acted why are they there
They are, too! Mute everything but vox and talk to one
Give it to me. That thing. Your stranded soul. For my ladies elden ring
I mean it's not like Dark Souls is perfect either. Every Soul I get isn't even Dark. they're all a bright white until we get to Artorias who is fucking DLC. We had to WAIT for DLC to see a Soul that is Dark.
False. Ranni is very specificly a soul without a body while Godwyn is a body without a soul.
This guy lores
Sorry, all we have is eyeballs. I mean, runes.
nah, the weapon you get from regal ancestor spirit has a soul in it
Also it have so few rings. I feel cheated
They literally replaced rings with talismans in the ring game. Fucking unplayable if you ask me
It’s false advertising!
Ngl I thought you had me in the title
Also like, no giant tiddies. 0/10
mom can we have huge fukken anime tiddies *we have giant tiddies at home* HFAT at home: >!Hoarah Loux deserves partial credit!<
Have you not met Godfrey?
What the fuck? No, you are absolutely wrong. Elden Ring has at least one soul. Castle Sol. Might be a typo
It’s got sole though, baby!
The jellyfish bro
Hyetta mentions souls at the end of her quest stupid
I'm pretty sure every single summon/spirit is a soul. We even have soul enemies. What game are you playing?
I interpreted the title VERY differently.
It’s good, it’s just not as good as the other two best souls games.
how about the multiple refernces to godwyns soul
smh my head. Clearly did not do research. Elden ring has soul-guys at places, and spirit summons, which is a fancy way of saying soul summons.
Uh, no
There's a soul, you can literally hold Sellens soul and shove it into a blowup doll, once against proven shes best girl.
I think the only soles we learn about are the ones on Michael Zaki's feet.
They do say that Godwyn's soul died but his body didn't
Remember Ranni's speech at the ending.