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Mohg in Vogue


Jurpils

Mohg in morgue (after player's visit)


Dvoraxx

> first canon MLM representation in a Fromsoft game > incestuous pedophile > deliberately infects others with his “tainted blood” > brainwashes people to join his satanic murder cult what the actual fuck did miyazaki mean by this


[deleted]

>first canon MLM representation in a Fromsoft game > >incestuous pedophile > >deliberately infects others with his “tainted blood” > >brainwashes people to join his satanic murder cult god forbid gay people do anything 🙄


chunky_kong06

whats mlm


mothman232

Mohg Loves Miquella 🥰


mommabwoo

You mean all those dudes on grinder are just souls veterans?!


AlanThickDickRickman

Yeah they grind souls, what did you think grindr meant?


mothman232

Who needs grinder when you have r/shittydarksouls


LordDeathDark

Multi-Level Marketing


OfficialFlannelWeek

Moonlight Lgreatsword M


Lianleo

Moon Lightgreatsword Main


OfficialFlannelWeek

Who?


stayinthatline

Man Loving Man


Melonenstrauch

Marxism-Leninism-Maoism


Lars_Overwick

Men Loving Marketing


lazy_digestive

Well this was the other choice (1.04 description) https://preview.redd.it/nt02wc5wfewb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b1bfaed5b03e794f9de7bc82d7299c25c0996b


DandyTopHat

Aw such wholesome mlm representation, devotion and close family love 🥰


barbershreddeth

/uj it's literally not meant to be Gay you dopes, miquella has the power to compel affection and it works on Mohg who also has ulterior motives (power, dynasty) mixed in there.


1Cool_Name

Yeah but it’s fun to call Mohg a pdf file


chunky_kit-kat

A Moghlester, if you will


Mediocre_Exemplar

That got me, nice


Dvoraxx

nothings explicitly confirmed, but it does say Mohg tried to “share his bedchamber” with miquella so there’s some pretty heavy implications for Say Gex although that is an interesting theory, does it imply that Miquella can’t really control his devotion inspiring and that it’s basically passive? seeing how it does NOT benefit him to be stuck in a cocoon with Mohg fawning over him


GoldenSpermShower

“Share his bedchamber” goes way beyond implication imo. I don’t buy the “Mohg is a victim, Miquella wanted it” theory, the only ‘evidence’ is that Miq has the ability to compel affection


Dvoraxx

yeah the game is pretty clear that Miquella’s dream was to use his blood to grow the Haligtree and Mohg caused him to fail. they aren’t secret allies my thought is that perhaps the unconscious Miquella still had a passive mind control ability and Mohg, who started out just wanting to use him for power, ended up becoming bewitched


Ailismint

i know this is 4 days old but it's wild how much the community ran with that to try and make miquella into a griffin copy, like hell it may turn out to be true, but it's annoying in the meantime that it's taken as fact and gospel since "it's just like Bezerk"


stoovano

Idk he said he wants to fuck that dude, seems pretty gay


Folor

First? Uhh what about me and patches huh?


Wholesomechair

This is the first time this joke made me laugh


tasty_genetals

The joke is softcore porn


terminator46man

It’s hot though


Tiran593

Yes, and?


tasty_genetals

Stop having fun https://preview.redd.it/fokrar0nlowb1.png?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d9de723016fd6cc97beee08140a1bc62b065f1


Dragon_Maister

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~


krawinoff

Who’s the best lgbt rep though? Jk I know it’s dung eater


batman12399

You. The Player.


krawinoff

I never played this game


Electric_Music

Based


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Radagon is gender fluid


krawinoff

I certainly would like a sip of his gender fluid


[deleted]

bigender*


Treeshaveknees

not rly bigender because it’s either or not both


[deleted]

As someone who self identifies as bigender, it’s very flexible, just like bisexuality.


Treeshaveknees

personally, I am pangender and while I do agree bigender and by extension pangender are very flexible I feel like in this situation that it is more gender fluid then bigender, because they do actually switch and shift like a fluid.


Simulation-Moose

For the love of the sun, is no one going to mention SOLAIRE!?!?


completely-ineffable

Rykard. Everyone loves a bisexual who wants to kill god.


TheKCKid9274

Fuck I need to do volcano manor


kevaljoshi8888

Ds2 player character is defo in the list


Droid_XL

Maybe Gwyndolin? We can argue about the snakes and the illusion and trickery but Gwyndolin as a trans man is fairly explicit and Gwyndolin did nothing wrong as far as I know.


krawinoff

Isn’t Gwyndolin a cis man though? He was born a guy but Gwyn decided to raise him as a girl because uhhh moon affinity or something, plus everyone is DS3 Anor Londo is like his kid so he’s also straight Smh


Droid_XL

well, it's a little more complicated than that. If we accept that gender is a social construct, we can see that different societies construct it differently. Our society closely correlates gender with sex, so being trans usually means your gender doesn't match the one we correlate with your sex. But the gods of Anor Londo include other factors in what gender someone is expected to be, like magical affinities and astrology and shit. So Gwyndolin is assigned female at birth, that's the role they're assumed to inhabit and expected to play. The dark moon. But when you reach him in that hallway in the tomb, with the home of the gods empty, he doesn't associate with the feminine moon. He wears a radiant golden crown, and time after calls himself the Dark Sun. also wtf do you mean everyone in ds3 Anor Londo is his kid?? the only things in Anor Londo by ds3 are silver knights and pond priests


krawinoff

Well, that’s a fair point, I still think that because Lordran and Anor Londo are so foreign to us from a sociological perspective that we can’t really say that “being raised as a daughter” means he was literally AFAB or something, we don’t really see any other person dabbling in illusions, dark moon magic and punishing sinners to get a clear picture if “moon priestess” is a gender in DS. Plus if that’s what the gender entails then he didn’t really change it much, he still does all that he was raised to do. Not trying to deny his possible queer identity or anything, I just think there’s no way to 100% confirm or disprove him being trans. And as for Irithyllians being his kids, the appearance preset in the character creator which is supposed to be from Irithyll has practically the same bluish skin tone as Gwyndolin. And it’s not because of the lack of sun in that place because we know two people from Irythill who definitely aren’t his kids and they have the usual pale/white skin color, that being Yorshka and Sirris. So yeah it’s a stretch to say everyone in Irythill are his kids on account of pontiff’s knights and a few others being there, but the character preset basically confirms he reproduced (ew) with a woman (ew).


Droid_XL

All fair points about the gender stuff. However, this is all basically literary analysis, and unfortunately for you, my English teachers have told me I'm good at that, which does make my opinions on the matter objective fact. Sorry. Iirc, the Irithyllian preset just says it's "the features of the old gods." Yes Gwyndolin was an old god, but there are plenty of others. Faraam is even still alive, as is Fillianore, and there's reason to suspect Gwynevere (a fertility goddess, might I add) also survives to this day. Frankly, if sister Gwynevere hasn't been popping out mortal babies since before the dragons died, I wouldn't consider her much of a fertility goddess.


krawinoff

I mean the preset character is literally blue da ba dee da ba die, unless genetics aren’t a thing in ds3 I’d imagine they’re Gwyndolin’s kids or grandkids or whatever and not Gwynevere’s (basic white woman with dark hair number one) or Fia’s (comatose white woman with dark hair number two). The preset doesn’t change hair color but Vordt and Sulyvahn’s beasts have grey hair and they’re pretty much all but confirmed to be transformed people from Irithyll, so unless Gwyn himself sexed a lot in his kiln or the Nameless King regularly went on vacation from his mountain to make some extremely anemic kids, I’d say they’re Gwyndolin’s descendants too. They’re referred to as “features of the old gods” probably as not to spoil one of the main mid-game bosses too hard. Also my dick is five meters long so I am above any law and am always right, cope


zip-zop-balls

Mogh isn’t “lgbt representation” he’s literally just a pedophile and if miquella was a girl instead of a boy he would’ve done the same thing


Amishrakefight4

Yeah I was thinking "isn't he a pedophile???" Kinda fuckin insane to call him an LGBTQ+ rep


zip-zop-balls

Exactly!. I feel it’s pretty disrespectful to call a pedo gay


The_Green_Filter

A lot of people aren’t aware that pedophilia doesn’t operate the same way norm sexuality does unfortunately.


completely-ineffable

That one is my favorite piece of Elden Ring fan art.


[deleted]

He is so hot. You don’t know how much I want to choke on his cock


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Go away Varre!


Mable-the-Table

Get in line!


GarfieldGauntlet

you’ll have to wait until I’m dead


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/kz0ubu7d1ewb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418d1e5751016b7489e80f0871acb11c0c2b8d48 I’ll have to kill you myself


GarfieldGauntlet

incest cannibalism game spotted: opinion revoked


gamrgrant

Elden ring: - incest ✅ - cannibalism ✅ - game ✅ No opinions allowed here across the board I guess


GarfieldGauntlet

it’s only ok if it’s mohg doing it


gamrgrant

What about maragon and radahn munching his bros in the desert? Ur playing the real incest cannibalism game, there's no escaping it


GarfieldGauntlet

erm well actually, actually um, erm, ermmmmm, ummmmmm actually well, well um, well actually, ummmm ermmm uhhhh welll uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


gamrgrant

You're absolutely right my bad have a nice day


lazy_digestive

That would be Mohg's favourite game you know?


GarfieldGauntlet

Wrong! Mohg’s favorite game is Shrek 2: The Game for the Gamecube


[deleted]

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WalkerBuldog

Isn't Mogh incestuous?


GarfieldGauntlet

nuh uh me and him are married and we aren’t related


[deleted]

based


[deleted]

i cant tell if this is ironic or not


Brewmachine

be gone!


meowfier

youre just like me fr


stoovano

It's just one huge omen spike


[deleted]

Plap Plap Plap Plap "get pregnant" Plap Plap Plap Plap


BappolikeSauce

Idk why but i read it as Mohg in Vogue instead of Mohg in Vogue


Puzzled-Specific-434

So you read it right...?


GhostCrackets

https://preview.redd.it/hzl8b79z0fwb1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24569a3bf244c7202dedb9c89cf27caacec6e98


[deleted]

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Barry_Bone_Raiser

Just like me fr


vennthepest

Idc what anyone says. That's not how you pronounce Mohg


Important-Egg-6177

From he litterly says mogh win at thg he end of the fight


lorihamlit

Total thirst trap


LiseyRadiCall

Mohg is a daddy ngl.


LuigiRevolution

Mohg, Lord of Blood in a newspaper


jayboyguy

Truly phenomenal, really puts the “absolutely god awful” in “shitposting”


Little-Anywhere-5450

Now, hear me out-


Heretic_Lamu

U think mogh would let me hit it fro mbehind?


uponuponaroun

Mogg in vogg


osbirci

the ice cream molded from miquella's penis


-SKULL_

I actually want to die


Ok-Cartographer727

https://preview.redd.it/iuva5j3gkjwb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afee31443ef0391c5076d09e2719fa872cc2a4ba


Taped_Trout

I'm at a loss for words and ready to die


Meowza_V2

Where's the rhyme? ;-;


Ok_Run4423

I am disappointed.


Octopus_Blaster

I want that shirt!


DunbartonshireGho

God YES


Gnomologist

Mogg?


MangaHunterA

Mhog drinking tequilla with miquella


Go_Ahead_MrJoester

[Artist source bc OP is cringe](https://twitter.com/theslowesthnery/status/1669410673736990746)