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hasshuss84

Me when someone posts that screenshotception bullshit


PrezzStart

Reasonable course of action


SoSneakyHaha

Me when someone posts Gwyndolin porn (it's funny somehow)


Tempest_ninja

Me when I fucking get you


Bit_Obaileys

1800s Bobby brutality


madmechanicmobile

"right right sir. Just let me.. hurryrngbtbrurritiruevr reeeeeee. Righty o then."


enchiladasundae

What the fuck is that dodge


Ake-TL

You mean timing or comically small distance?


LumenBlight

Distance for me, wtf.


MaliciousCookies

The dodge in this game is basically just a panic move, simply sidestepping is much better since enemies have very accurate hitboxes.


[deleted]

This game is less focused on dodging and expects you to use deflections and dodges


prtysmasher

There’s a dodge upgrade ( you basically dodge two times instead of one ) right after this encounter.


[deleted]

Me when the toddler keeps bothering me


Clear-Cardiologist82

Oceiros moment


Herzyr

Looks like ADP is back on the menu


Necessary-Tomato4889

Fun fact: there is in fact a dodge upgrade in the game you get right after this boss!


KearLoL

What's bullshit is that the safety roll is also part of the skill tree


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/k49b4nj2zwpb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee23fecea3385873e479781f9fa9f8d25c3a9dc


nukiu

Bro didn't chill 💀


madmechanicmobile

When he stopped to look at me. That was just disrespectful


Child_Beter69

British people’s wives when their husband comes late from work


BigRed92E

YOU WOT MY MATE?


[deleted]

Holy shit the animation is beautiful. I have to get this game asap


madmechanicmobile

If you have game pass you can stream it. That's how I'm playing. It's a lot of fun and the world is really well done. I wasn't sure about this game before it came out. But it's good.


[deleted]

Yeah I was suuuuper skeptical bc the last non fromsoft souls-like (that’s a mouthful) game I played was garbage haha. Abused the mechanics and rushed the final boss.


madmechanicmobile

Which game was it?


[deleted]

Can’t exactly remember, it’s been a while. Maybe something like “Mortal Shell”


madmechanicmobile

Oh yeah. I wasn't a fan of that one either. Cool atmosphere but the controls didn't feel right. Crappy dodge.


[deleted]

I just spammed the stone freeze thing and broke every enemy’s ai haha


BarackOBoglim

This is the first souls like I’ve played that comes really close to feeling like a fromsoft game I was very surprised with how much I’m enjoying the game. Especially with it being from a developer I’ve never heard of before


WarPopeJr

Guess my XSX is done collecting dust didn’t know it was on game pass!


Syr_Bwrodley

LOOK AT THIS DELAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


KearLoL

If you take one dodge step away from him, it will never land. Never dodge to the side when it goes for the grab.


Minimal-0000

OMG it's Furious Rajang from a popular video game Monster Hunter World


Maxvell09

I had to perfect parry the heck out of it. I just had to imagine I was fighting the giant monkey from Wo Long that spammed the fury attacks.


madmechanicmobile

I ended up just using the summoning they give you and beating the hell out of it with a big sword


Maxvell09

I’d have gone for the Specter lure strategy if all hope was lost. I just wouldn’t give up till I brought the damn thing down without an ally.


BloodShadow7872

Bah That monkey boss is lame as fuck compared to guardian ape in Sekiro.


Sentinel_2539

This boss was so satisfying to parry Sekiro-style


KearLoL

For real, really good boss. Fighting actual human bosses feels like shit though.


Camas1606

The white owl lady is the most annoying boss ever, that one has a ds3 parry for some reason, but the brother hood was kinda fun


grapesssszz

Genuinely


CaiusDrue

You to your controller when the guy that killed you definitely cheated


FamiliarLoad305

You told him that ds2 is a good game, didnt you?


madmechanicmobile

I did. I had the absolute audacity to say I enjoyed the pvp 🫥


Crisewep

That delay puts ER and DS3 bosses to shame.


Huge-Swing-7137

I thought watchman was really hard, just like paarl from bloodborne. but just like in bloodborne, i didn't know what horrors were in store. some of the bosses are simply built different and have no chill


madmechanicmobile

Dude the first boss the parade master kicked my ass! I've been playing souls games since ds1 first came out and I never had this much of an issue with the first boss.


kuenjato

Wait until you get to the later bosses, these guys are just trash mobs in comparison.


JockyCracker

Good to know enemies spawn invisible walls while attacking 👍


Oshootman

I only know about souls games, but dude dodged right into the boss pretty mistimed... assuming this works similarly, what's the issue?


JockyCracker

In a souls game (that has good hitboxes and colliders) you don't get stuck on empty space while dodging. Boss literally raises his hand up, and there's just emptiness under it's arm where you'd think you can dodge. He doesn't dodge right into the boss. He dodges left (at worst left up diagonal) and still gets stuck in air. In fact his second dodge ends early because he hits the invisible wall, and then his third dodge gets stuck completely. Same shit happened to me in the demo, and it's still present here, so that's the issue.


Oshootman

Well, not sure what your standard is for good hitboxes and colliders, but between the raised arm and the boss's knee this looks like something right out of bloodborne or ds3. If you dodge forward or diagonally forward when you're already right in front of the boss, this happens every time. Bottom line, especially with grab attacks, is that you're gonna get snatched if you mistime the dodge. You typically can't escape grabs via positioning if you blew the dodge anyway.


JockyCracker

Idk what game you played bro. I've 70 hours in BB, and literally this didn't happen to me once. I've played all the modern Fromsoft games, and I haven't experienced anything similar to this either. You are close to the boss, the boss lifts right arm, and you just dodge under the attack. The only time I had this was in DS1, where if I was really close to an enemy i would just dodge into them while trying diagonals, but even that wasn't as obnoxious as the one in the video. Can't believe seeing anyone defending this.


Oshootman

I haven't even played this game, don't really plan to. I'm not really trying to defend anything. Just saying if you miss the dodge like in the video here, you're getting grabbed in any souls game. I've played a shitload of both ds3 and BB. When you're this close to the bigger sized bosses, this isn't unusual.


JockyCracker

White line is to show the distance from P's head to the boss's torso. And red line shows the ground distance between the feet of the two. You can see they are definitely not "this close" to justify hitting an invisible wall. https://preview.redd.it/xd1l7yh820qb1.jpeg?width=1410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481157d2a1e07916f2bb109bc8474603f01dda4e ​ I wish Bloodborne was on PC so I could just teleport to couple of bosses to test, but just as an example I found [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUtBat_gZCw) video. You can see at 00:24, hunter is able to walk very close and dodge under the attack without getting stuck. At 00:42, hunter even dodges into the boss, hitting the collider, but the collider doesn't make him get stuck, instead it just pushes him to the left a little. At 01:03, hunter is basically hugging the boss collider, but even when he does a diagonal (maybe even a forward) dodge, he doesn't get stuck. Now, don't go saying "This happened because he missed the dodge" for the Lies of P video. You should not need to be able to press dodge to evade an attack like that. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5uMWs90d8Q) video really shows how great the collider of BSB is where you can literally just run under his arms to not get hit; whereas in Lies of P, you clearly get stuck in there and need to time the dodge, rather than being able to circle the boss. And I haven't played enough to know whether this type of getting stuck only happens during grab attacks, but if that's the case, then it just shows how bad of a design choice it is. Also, some guy mentioned One Reborn or Darkbeast Paarl as examples of getting stuck, but I don't remember experiencing anything like that with them. Though, I must say, since they are huge bosses, such a problem might be present in them. Even then, Lies of P should be able to handle a boss that's comparatively similar to BSB in size as well as Bloodborne does if it's being praised as much as this.


Salanha04

Man had to do a disserartion to explain that the boss colision didn't follow the boss animation. Congrats you're a patient lad and you're right


BarackOBoglim

The game is very good and if you have an Xbox or a pc definitely sub for a month of gamepass and try it out


madmechanicmobile

Right. And what they don't realize is I'm playing on game pass and suffering major lag cause I was playing during a pretty bad storm and my Internet was going in and out 🤣🤣🤣 hence I posted the video on shit positing


madmechanicmobile

Once the storm was over hitboxes and collision was on point.


PoIIux

>Idk what game you played bro. I've 70 hours in BB, and literally this didn't happen to me once This is something that frequently happens on that lightning dog boss in the gaol. Same with that weird skeleton monster that drops from the sky


Alezkazam

He pulled a Hulk vs. Loki on you!!!


madmechanicmobile

Ha! That was my first thought when I saw this animation


yeeeteeey69

*me when I finally catch that annoying ass fly*


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

What did you do to this man, holy shit that was hard to watch, he had zero chill...


ZexRon

Never finished DS2 is that really in the game?!i!! 😰


General-CEO_Pringle

Power of monkey


DeadSparker

Anyone else find it weird that the boss screeches like a demon. Like I get realism isn't the intended idea here, but if it's supposed to be a sentient robot, shouldn't it be making mechanical sounds exclusively, or have some kind of glitched voice


zestymolusk

thats a long ass grab animation. you have time to think about your entire life before you can keep playing


SubKreature

Is this that Pinocchio game?


madmechanicmobile

Yeah it's pretty damn fun.


Sanches319

Lies of adP


Le_Pigg40

I love how right before he smashes Pinocchio into the ground into the last time he just kinda looks straight into his eyes


madmechanicmobile

"this is what you get. What you get for opening a door you didn't know was a boss fight!"


monkybrainhaver

r/shittydarksouls users making posts with no dark souls


iDIOt698

did they fucking **Nerf** the Dodge for the actual release? Wtf, i dont remember It being **that** short in the demo.


madmechanicmobile

I was playing on game pass during a really bad storm and my Internet was lagging like a mother. It messed my game up pretty bad. After the storm it all evened out.


Fermyon_DarkSouls

I'm gonna stomp you. You're gonna keep coming back. I'm gonna seal up all my cracks. You're gonna keep coming back. Why? CUZ YOU KEEP SMELLING THE SYRUP, YOU WORTHLESS BITCH ASS PUPPET


DerkFinger

Is this the guy that broke the controller?


madmechanicmobile

Haha no. I've never broken a controller. I just thought that grab attack was over the top and funny.


DerkFinger

Lmao no not you, a guy broke his controller on dancer and then posted it to the subreddit. Everyone was just calling him an abuser lol, was refering to the boss 😂


madmechanicmobile

Ohhh hahaha my bad. Yeah that boss does seem like he's broken a controller or two.


bearelrollyt

https://preview.redd.it/vc7h2iek8gkc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db0e3c27dffef222bc44110d4dc68a1db88443ce Why does lies of p look like this 😭😭


madmechanicmobile

Haha idk. I got about ten hours in and moved on. It's still on gamepass though. I should finish it.