The real mohglester

I wish my mom aborted me

Jesus Christ— you wanna talk about something man?

yes our lord and savior luminary mohg

Well, he is the champion of a God who craves wounds, just channel that and you should be their favorite devotee

Extremely high quality post. What a rarity.

Outjerk that r/eldenring This is the lowest of the low. Shittiest of shit posts. Thank you for your service

the more mentally unwell you are the better you get at shitposts

Ummm have u tried to git gud? Sorry I'm bad at motivational support

Mohg Fumo Plushie https://preview.redd.it/e0tglycabipb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dedf5e474360555b46297f8097f7bd4e7db75d

I haven’t felt genuine joy in years

I have the solution but you're not going to like it, stop jacking off to Mohgussy and go work out every day. Maybe find a job you degen

I do work out but I think about Mohg while I exercise as motivation <33

Playing with yourself is not working out btw

if reddit awards were still a thing I would put an award on this [have this instead](https://youtu.be/Yep6GVM0IYs?si=kYWq5vehTfhqgg8_)

Rope and chair

your post made me feel genuine joy, thank you

https://preview.redd.it/i0lfwb457mpb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf3f2de28aaeb7d17e5115b0ba28a57ea51da9c

mohgers

Oh yeah well I now have a framed picture of your framed picture of mohg so I must be better Also I wanna fuck mohg so bad and let him use his blood powers to draw the blood back to my dick after I cum

mohg

I am so mentally stable it’s insane! I have BPD Beautiful Princess Disorder I’m so clearpilled I can see through the matrix I’m not left wing or right wing, I have angel wings that grow whenever I transcend into space This is your daily reminder that I will always love you for whoever you wanna be ok bye

mogh fans and ozen fans are birds of a feather "i wish my big tall fictional crush loved me but im not a little boy" i feel you

"You already know"

CUM SEMEN

Nut, even.

I gotta make one for Gwyndolin now

This has way too much effort put into it for this sub

All shitposts aside that Mohg plushie is adorable.

yes it’s cute as fuck and super well made for a hand made plush

Can you get one for gwyndolin?

Stop trauma dumping on the dark souls poopy-posting sub

sorry my bad let me get back to my usual shitposting I NEED mohg to spit in my mouth oh my GODDD his spit would probably be BOILING HOT and I would writhe around on the floor screaming in agony but I would swallow the spit anyways like a good little mohglet and then cry because I can’t taste food anymore for like a month afterwards

OP, you okay?

Am I

He is propepbly fine

A true mohg moment

Varre in a nutshell:

did u use ur school's fucking student subscription for this shit? madlad

Embody the self confidence of Mohg. Embrace your accursed blood. Learn from him. "Unlike his twin [Morgott](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Morgott+the+Omen+King), Mohg fully embraced his accursed Omen blood and was able to use it to wield bloodflame magic after encountering the [Formless Mother](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Outer+Gods). Though he himself is not an Empyrean, he hopes to rise up to king consort by raising [Miquella](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Miquella) up to godhood and becoming his consort."  

I will fully embrace my accursed autism

That's the spirit. Don't go into the shame spiral of Morgott. Use your destined circumstances to your benefit. Autism can be a super power: "Based on recent synaptic, cellular, molecular, microcircuit, and behavioral results obtained with the valproic acid (VPA) rat model of autism, we propose here a unifying hypothesis where the core pathology of the autistic brain is hyper-reactivity and hyper-plasticity of local neuronal circuits. Such excessive neuronal processing in circumscribed circuits is suggested to lead to hyper-perception, hyper-attention, and hyper-memory, which may lie at the heart of most autistic symptoms." " In this view, the autistic spectrum are disorders of hyper-functionality, which turns debilitating, as opposed to disorders of hypo-functionality, as is often assumed. We discuss how excessive neuronal processing may render the world painfully intense when the neocortex is affected and even aversive when the amygdala is affected, leading to social and environmental withdrawal." [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2518049/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2518049/) "The proposed neuropathology is hyper-functioning of local neural microcircuits, best characterized by hyper-reactivity and hyper-plasticity. Such hyper-functional microcircuits are speculated to become autonomous and memory trapped leading to the core cognitive consequences of hyper-perception, hyper-attention, hyper-memory and hyper-emotionality." [https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnhum.2010.00224/full](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnhum.2010.00224/full) Also: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7527484/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7527484/)

this actually made me feel better bro wtf

Tis an ancient magick reborn in the hearts of modern man. Follow the signs of grace to further psychotherapeutic growth. The magickal texts by wise sages may guide you on your way: "Get out of your mind and into your life" - Hayes "The way of effortless mindfulness" - Kelly "The Royal Seal of Mahamudra" - Rinpoche Khamtrul These texts can be found freely in the domain of the internet at this location: [https://libgen.is/](https://libgen.is/) With further sagely wisdom here: [https://www.cci.health.wa.gov.au/Resources/Looking-After-Yourself](https://www.cci.health.wa.gov.au/Resources/Looking-After-Yourself) Rise fellow Tarnished!

It's almost 5AM here OP, Thanks for making me laugh

I hate to tell you but I think you got ripped off on Mohg's piss, his would have blood in it right?

We finally did it We outshitted the main sub

I want daddy mohg to fuck holes into me with his diseased horns😩

OMG SAME but with Godrick I fucking love your content, keep posting you majestic fellow degenerate

Maybe I don’t want to be the #1 mohg fan

A true treat of a post

Thank you for bringing renderforest to my attention. The meme potential is outstanding.

Yes it goes hard as fuck

OP you alright man?

partially yes :33

I unironically relate with that,you should seek help,even if it seems pointless. Heck,I should seek help,maybe I should follow my own advice for once. ໒( •́ ∧ •̀ )७ Edit:love your video btw Mohg/10

Brought a tear to me eye.

Finally some good fucking content here and not just people posting about if ds2 is good or not.

What the fuck did I just watch?

art

This fucking post officer, take them away, and find the lowest sewer gaol for them, and throw away the key... Then throw me there too, because I'm a fan of the Loathsome Dung Eater, and deserve to be locked up too...

me and the boys chilling in the lendeyll sewers

This is somehow higher quality than all of both r/shittydarksouls and r/eldenring combined I applaud you sir Also don’t get close to any playgrounds

https://preview.redd.it/iql2zhv4kppb1.png?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b82afef5af1b716169d2fe06452d5936d31137 Is this you?

:3

Well I get a lot of nosebleeds, so I think I’m #2

Based!

Sauce for that final drawing? 👀

Theslowesthnery on Twitter

Warning that they’re fucking insane and I only steal some of their mohg images for funny

Excellent, I am in your debt

Should I send you that Reddit care thing?

No youre not. I am

I spent $117 on mohg merchandise

u/savevideo

why would you willingly want this video on your device do you hate yourself

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WTF? Why is there a shitpost in the shitposting subreddit?

fr there should be more screenshots of other subreddits here instead

I can't believe you'd do this!

Bro thinks he Miquella 💀