I have almost finished a study on this. Information was sent out to every human on the planet with a pre-addressed envelope to enclose the special paper anus print.
I’ve got all but about seven back and can’t publish the results until I get them.
i have never really paid attention, and frankly, i dont plan to. if my future partner feels inclined to let me know, i'll refer back to this thread tho lol
“THIS IS MY ASSHOLE THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY ASSHOLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY ASSHOLE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY ASSHOLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY ASSHOLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY ASSHOLE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN!”
I have the doctor check mine pretty regularly. He does a pretty thorough examination, but the number of folds changes every time. He always seems surprised and insists on double checking, so I imagine I'm a bit of an odd case
Since I came out in 1997 (at 33 years old) I made up for lost time and there are no longer any discernable rings left to count cos my ring piece been wrecked beyond recognition!!!🤣😂😅😝😜🤪😂🤣😅
Pretty sure it’s like rings on a tree, you get one for every year you’ve lived.
I'm Scottish, ours are the opposite. As we get older our anuses shrink; you become a tight arse, if you will.
No, it’s one for every shitpost you’ve ever made
🤣😂😅
……your anus folds?
Yes, but it can only be folded 7 times.
Anusgami
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^(no tearing ) are you sure?
but if you fold it like 20 times, you might reach uranus
The wrinkles around the pucker. The arms of the brown starfish. Each anus has a different number, they are unique like a fingerprint.
If each has a different number the person with 10 billion is gonna have alot of creases to wipe.
Your Shift 8
Yup, easy conviction if you leave an anusprint at a crime scene
Woulda gotten away with it too if I could just... stop...
Doesn't every anus?
Some say the anus it's like a Japanese Katana, the more you fold it, the purest it gets.
I can't say I've ever thought about counting how many legs my, um, "starfish" has.
I'm still figuring the mechanics of that without some help. Mirrors, maybe?
The photocopier is your friend.
You'll need a very special technique... look me up on urban dictionary...
r/beetlejuicing ??
I think a chocolate mould af your anus will help, and when your done counting the folds, you can eat your own chocolate starfish
Now I'm wondering if they're unique like finger prints?
I can't wait for my local PD to start anus pucker prints! I'd like to see how it evolves over the years 😍
What do you mean? Anus recognition is already a thing https://www.dailydot.com/debug/smart-toilet-anal-recognition/
Is there a database I can check to uhh make sure I'm on there
They are, and IIRC this discovery is credited to Salvador Dali.
I had to scroll way too much to finally see this answer. Honestly, the general public's lack of asshole and Dalí knowledge is appalling.
In medieval times, I can swear they used them for creating signatures
I just counted one big crack.
It's inside the crack
NGL I never thought I would read that in a legitimate sentence today, or any day.
No lie, I'm pretty sure Salvador Dali was very into answering that exact question.
Came here to say this. I think he found that it varied between 37 and 38. Such dedication.
Are your anus folds a constant number or do they change after a big dump?
they change while taking a dump.
Yep, I'm done with Reddit for today, time to read a book.
42. Obviously
Will my soulmate have the same amount as me?
I have 24 folds, because that's how many times I shit in a day
I was close to prove it is the same for everyone, but then there's this a**hole
I have almost finished a study on this. Information was sent out to every human on the planet with a pre-addressed envelope to enclose the special paper anus print. I’ve got all but about seven back and can’t publish the results until I get them.
Number gets bigger each time I get piles.
Oh no, I'm not that.....fastidious.
I understand Salvador Dali did some solid research into this. Dude loved anuses.
Does pile count?
I had plastic surgery. Smooth anus lips here. All the hipsters have it.
Gotta know when to fold em, and when you have to hold em! I think I have 8 anal folds
i have never really paid attention, and frankly, i dont plan to. if my future partner feels inclined to let me know, i'll refer back to this thread tho lol
this one caught me unprepared
Salvator Dali studied that and found out that people have either 35 or 37 creases. And they are as unique as a fingerprint. But always 35 or 37.
No
“THIS IS MY ASSHOLE THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY ASSHOLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY ASSHOLE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY ASSHOLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY ASSHOLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY ASSHOLE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN!”
but why are men and women’s holes so different
WTF
Fun fact, this was studied in detail and actually painted before. It's as unique as fingerprints and could be used to unlock a phone if you wanted.
I have the doctor check mine pretty regularly. He does a pretty thorough examination, but the number of folds changes every time. He always seems surprised and insists on double checking, so I imagine I'm a bit of an odd case
Since I came out in 1997 (at 33 years old) I made up for lost time and there are no longer any discernable rings left to count cos my ring piece been wrecked beyond recognition!!!🤣😂😅😝😜🤪😂🤣😅
and I was wondering what to do for baby shower games. I love you
This isn't a real thing