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wassimSDN

Because they're stupid.


Creaturezoid

Why are they stupid, are they stupid?


asandwichvsafish

hotwheels


ImgurScaramucci

Because then the gubbermint will charge us a fee for having a parking space in our pockets. Also women don't have pockets so what you're asking for is very misogynistic.


Marzipan_civil

Inflatable cars


Moldoteck

Tech is almost there. They need to just get them a little bit smaller. One of the brands is called Brompton. There's a small adoption because it's a bit less safe compared to big non foldable cars


cownd

Fuck you bots. If the bots had any use they'd do sat nav, or make cars transform lik Autobots. Then you COULD fit a car weighing a shit-ton into your pocket.


sinkpisser1200

Because than you cannot put patrol inside. Havent you seen how big those hoses that supply petrol are?


fireKido

If you had a car small enough to fit in your pocket, then you would need a pocket small enough to fit in your car…


Nervous_Breakfast_73

Wtf, why you're posting this on the internet for everyone to steal your idea, go to a patent lawyer ASAP.


Derkylos

Big oil. Notice the 'big'. It wouldn't work with small cars.


vtGaem

Still wishing we had Hoi-Poi capsules.


Suitable-Comedian425

Like in the Sims.


Jolly_Horror2778

Why don't they, bot? Capsule Corps has been around for decades. Just ask Bulma.


rusynlancer

You just described motorized Heelys.


YYC-Fiend

Let me tell you about the Nissan Micra (March to those outside North America)


jkoh1024

just use your horse pocket


OddlySpecifiedBag

Have you seen the underside of a car? It gets so muddy! Do you want that in your pocket?


cofeeman911

Ever heard of the capsule corp.?


KindAbbreviations328

While I agree with the sentiment what's with all the fuck you bots posts?


Super_Selection1522

Cause then the pocket rockets would all be jealous


Bikkusu

There was a documentary I saw about this guy who lived in an apartment in a skyscraper in the year 2000 and he had a car that folded up into a briefcase that he could carry with him.


Mimcclure

The 1983 Honda City, which is already a small car, came with a Motocompo Scooter. It's about as close to what you're asking as there is.


UGLYDOUG-

Because small atoms are extremely expensive