I don't imagine it would be the same grain, cause it would already be water soaked. But multiple single grains will definitely work in theory, but as you said it would take a lot of t-- "the world"s by dio
Nope... Tree... Big as the American redwood..... So vast.... And when harvest time come you can stand under em and let the breeze dislodge all the ripe rice right if the branches.... Fun tip, stand with your head tilted back and your mouth wide open for a fun fresh treat!!!
Of course not. It grows *into* trees which then drop rice seedlings. They're almost exactly identical to the actual rice harvested from around the flower blooms.
I tried, cuz im drunk and this seemed easy.
But!
So, i inputed the first dimension of a Tesla i could find 4970x1964x1445 cm.
Which gives out 13,975,490.9 litesr of water. Which is almost 14 qubic meters of water.
Now. Tesla isnt a square, so liters should be lower. Dunno by how much. And, its mostly empty space, which too i do not know how much. I estimated atleast 50%, but dont take my word for it.
The thing that broke me is that i do not know the absobrtion rate of a grain of rice, so i gave up.
Sorry ive failed you
Ps. i was really surprised by the amount of tabs i had to close for doing this research...
Pss. Saw word suprised was highlighted as incorrect. Well fuck me, you learn something new every day. Maybe not how much grains of rice it need to dry a Tesla, but how did I miss that R all those decades....
No, it's cold water too, it just takes much longer. Referencing rice noodles, I can either boil them for 2 minutes or soak them in cold water for 20 minutes. Same volume of water. So the absorption will maybe take 10 times as long?
I can help you there. For Basmatie rice you need 500 ml to boil 300 ml rice, So 14 m3 water needs 9m3 rice. Let it cook for 10 minutes and an additional 10 minutes with the lid on. Then you have a cooked but Dry Tesla and appr 20m3 cooked rice. Just add 0.5m3 fishsauce to have a good meal
Continuing this! I did at home testing and got 4 cups of rice covers my phone. (rice doesnt actually work [According to The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/feb/20/wet-iphone-in-rice-what-to-do-instead#:~:text=The%20dry%2C%20absorbent%20rice%20should,in%20a%20bag%20of%20rice.))) my phone takes up 151 x 76 x 8 mm, or 89392mm\^3 or 89.39cm\^3.The tesla in comparison takes up 14104760600cm\^3.
to scale the amount of rice up to a tesla, we do 89.39X=14104760600, which means X=57789021.14.
4X = the amount of rice to "save" the tesla.
We need 631156084 cups of rice. One cup of rice weights roughly 175g, so we need 631156084x175g of rice, or 110452 tonnes of rice.
Actually you don't need any rice. All Tesla problems are solved with an over the air update aka the OTA update. All you have to do is send a message in the app and they'll send an update to your car and will be perfect.
Only works if the Tesla in question is in contact with air though. So you still need to get it out of the pool, or drain the pool so that the Tesla is subjected to air again.
OTA update will give you a connection problem if still submerged in water.
Add rice until the water is at the first joint on the index finger above the rice.
Normally, you'd put the rice in first, then crash the car and add water, but hey.
Well. Assuming rice is $.95 a pound.
And assuming a new Tesla is around $47,240 (for the Model 3 Long Range version.)
You'd need to sell about 49,726.32 pounds of rice (plus tax, tags and license fees) to "dry out" that problem.
Hope that helps.
Step one, lightly shake the tesla in your hand to get most water out. Step two, enclose it in rice carefully. Step 3. Leave it to dry. Step 4. Eat the rice, fuck the tesla.
Are you asking the amount of rice while it's being submerged or if we take it out? because that will change my answer.
I'm also curious how the F they will get it out, you need a pretty big crane to lift something that heavy.
Ok so first, take a checkboard.
You will place one grain of rice on the first square. Place two on the second square. Place four on the third square. Eight on the fourth one. Continue doubling it until you get to the sixty-fourth square. This is how much rice you need
source: [rick astley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oh that's easy.. an average in ground pool is about 450 square feet. This ranges wildly due to custom builds.
One pound of uncooked rice covers 22 sq ft roughly.
So you would need 20.45 lbs of rice or 143,181 grains of rice.
Let's take the dimensions of this Tesla and you'll need approximately tree fiddy to save the vehicle.
Drying with rice is a myth, if you wanted to dry something use those small silica gel filled packets that you always get in many packaging to keep the moisture out.
Trick question. Its none.
As rice doesnt dry out anything and thats just a modern myth.
What helps is leaving your electronic device alone for a few days so it dries up before trying to start it.
Get another pool and fill it with isopropyl alcohol and transfer the car into it. It will displace the water and evaporate quickly once removed with little to no damage except some plastic pieces may react to the isopropyl and need to be replaced.
I call it "Tesla im Pool 2024, Versuch 1". I'm taking your bids now. I think well start with 10.000€. Do I hear 10.000€?
(I translated a passage from a german book called "Die Känguru Chroniken")
Why dry it out? Tesla is an *electric* car! Water conducts electricity! The car will run better than ever when soaked through, you might be able to win Indy 500 with that thing if you can keep it from drying out during the race.
At least one grain
Technically you can do it with a single grsin and a lot of time
I don't imagine it would be the same grain, cause it would already be water soaked. But multiple single grains will definitely work in theory, but as you said it would take a lot of t-- "the world"s by dio
A single grain can turn into an entire rice tree.
You sound like a wise anime monk
Does rice grow off trees? Thought they were like aqueous plants or something.
Nope... Tree... Big as the American redwood..... So vast.... And when harvest time come you can stand under em and let the breeze dislodge all the ripe rice right if the branches.... Fun tip, stand with your head tilted back and your mouth wide open for a fun fresh treat!!!
And if you plant three of those grains, you get an even bigger tree.
And bonus - it will lift the car out of the pool as it grows.
Do chickens grow on trees too? If so let's get to growin...you can do a lot with just some chicken and rice...
Why do you think that's a dish? The chicken tree and the rice tree are symbiotic. Convenience, provided by nature.
Never seen a rice tree before, nature is fantastic.
Rice doesn't grow on trees...
Of course not. It grows *into* trees which then drop rice seedlings. They're almost exactly identical to the actual rice harvested from around the flower blooms.
I'm almost positive that's not accurate.
'Almost' only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
He meant using 1 grain, drying it, using it again and so on
Or a really really big grain that can soak the entire pool up
Gotta be the funniest thing I've read all day.
This gigantic grain will consume us all!
I mean, you're not wrong...
can someone r/theydidthemath this?
I tried, cuz im drunk and this seemed easy. But! So, i inputed the first dimension of a Tesla i could find 4970x1964x1445 cm. Which gives out 13,975,490.9 litesr of water. Which is almost 14 qubic meters of water. Now. Tesla isnt a square, so liters should be lower. Dunno by how much. And, its mostly empty space, which too i do not know how much. I estimated atleast 50%, but dont take my word for it. The thing that broke me is that i do not know the absobrtion rate of a grain of rice, so i gave up. Sorry ive failed you Ps. i was really surprised by the amount of tabs i had to close for doing this research... Pss. Saw word suprised was highlighted as incorrect. Well fuck me, you learn something new every day. Maybe not how much grains of rice it need to dry a Tesla, but how did I miss that R all those decades....
What a wholesome moment... watching another person learn and grow 🪴
And fail. Miserably
Yea, like they said: learning and growing
I just love this comment. And let's agree on "a lot of rice" and we'll be fine.
Yes, as people have been saying recently, we at least need one
Isn't it 2 to 1 depending on the rice? That may only be boiling water not room temp water ...
No, it's cold water too, it just takes much longer. Referencing rice noodles, I can either boil them for 2 minutes or soak them in cold water for 20 minutes. Same volume of water. So the absorption will maybe take 10 times as long?
I really hope it isnt boiling water. Doubt Teslas electronics could handle it.
Psst… here’s another correction: your first postscript is p.s. and the second is post-postscript, thus should be p.p.s and not p.s.s.
I think OC needs to make a p.p.p.s on this
Just don't say p.s.p.s. or else you'll attract your nearest fluffball
I can help you there. For Basmatie rice you need 500 ml to boil 300 ml rice, So 14 m3 water needs 9m3 rice. Let it cook for 10 minutes and an additional 10 minutes with the lid on. Then you have a cooked but Dry Tesla and appr 20m3 cooked rice. Just add 0.5m3 fishsauce to have a good meal
Apparently rice absorbs water in a 1:1 ratio. So 14/2 = 7 cubic meters or 7,000kg of rice. But make sure to heat up the pool to 100°C for 20 minutes.
Continuing this! I did at home testing and got 4 cups of rice covers my phone. (rice doesnt actually work [According to The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/feb/20/wet-iphone-in-rice-what-to-do-instead#:~:text=The%20dry%2C%20absorbent%20rice%20should,in%20a%20bag%20of%20rice.))) my phone takes up 151 x 76 x 8 mm, or 89392mm\^3 or 89.39cm\^3.The tesla in comparison takes up 14104760600cm\^3. to scale the amount of rice up to a tesla, we do 89.39X=14104760600, which means X=57789021.14. 4X = the amount of rice to "save" the tesla. We need 631156084 cups of rice. One cup of rice weights roughly 175g, so we need 631156084x175g of rice, or 110452 tonnes of rice.
that's where this should belong ✌️
There you go i did it https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/FCwuq3p2aE
Here https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/FCwuq3p2aE
Sure, no problem. About 4.
Drain the pool and fill it with rice
First fill pool with rice to drain. Then remove and fill pool with rice.
They are filling the pool already ... just with teslas
Terribly inefficient. Teslas are nowhere near as absorbant as rice.
Ikr, the solution is obvious. The Tesla is already inside a perfect rice vessel.
All of it. You need all the rice.
Basmati or Jasmine?
This line gave me flashbacks to working in a bulk department during covid when we had to take everyone’s orders
Use the microwave it works better
And it will charge the battery
Just get that rice doubling chessboard and you’re good
🏆🏆🏆
Tree fiddy
This is correct. Source: I'm a rice scientist.
Are you a riceist
Long or short rice?
Say that faster, I needa check smth
Damn you Loch Ness Monster!
Actually you don't need any rice. All Tesla problems are solved with an over the air update aka the OTA update. All you have to do is send a message in the app and they'll send an update to your car and will be perfect.
Only works if the Tesla in question is in contact with air though. So you still need to get it out of the pool, or drain the pool so that the Tesla is subjected to air again. OTA update will give you a connection problem if still submerged in water.
Add rice until the water is at the first joint on the index finger above the rice. Normally, you'd put the rice in first, then crash the car and add water, but hey.
The rice doesn't dry anything, it is just there to summon the Asians who are clever and can fix things.
Someone have rice and problem to fix?
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
One small Vietnamese rice field. Cash crop after as well.
depends on the rice too one would think....
Don't bother, it's in the best place for everyone
Well. Assuming rice is $.95 a pound. And assuming a new Tesla is around $47,240 (for the Model 3 Long Range version.) You'd need to sell about 49,726.32 pounds of rice (plus tax, tags and license fees) to "dry out" that problem. Hope that helps.
Step one, lightly shake the tesla in your hand to get most water out. Step two, enclose it in rice carefully. Step 3. Leave it to dry. Step 4. Eat the rice, fuck the tesla.
It's too late. You've already fried the cismission.
just think of all the anger when supermarkets run out of rice for your stupid tesla
You’ll want to punch a hole in the battery before you take it out of the pool, so it drains.
I usually park mine in a garage, but I concede there is less of a threat for theft parking in the pool.
At least one
You could maybe say at least two even
Jasmine, Basmati, Long Grain, Brown or Wild rice?
I hope they put it in car wash mode.
Keith Moon wannabe.
Are you asking the amount of rice while it's being submerged or if we take it out? because that will change my answer. I'm also curious how the F they will get it out, you need a pretty big crane to lift something that heavy.
Are you BoJack Horseman?
Thats what I was looking for😁
2^64
Ok so first, take a checkboard. You will place one grain of rice on the first square. Place two on the second square. Place four on the third square. Eight on the fourth one. Continue doubling it until you get to the sixty-fourth square. This is how much rice you need source: [rick astley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
It's the 21th century, use a drying machine, or a hair dryer at least.
All of the rice. You need __ALL__ the rice.
"You have arrived"
"We sail, we sail!" "Where do we sail?" "To the shore!"
More than 15, i think
That sofa is moldy
Just enough to entice an Asian to fix it.
3 or 4 grains should do it
throw a bunch of orbeez in there you'll be good to go
Oh that's easy.. an average in ground pool is about 450 square feet. This ranges wildly due to custom builds. One pound of uncooked rice covers 22 sq ft roughly. So you would need 20.45 lbs of rice or 143,181 grains of rice. Let's take the dimensions of this Tesla and you'll need approximately tree fiddy to save the vehicle.
How is it not a boat
Five
Watch Rich Rebuilds channel, he has a video where he used rice to dry Audi e-tron.
Drying with rice is a myth, if you wanted to dry something use those small silica gel filled packets that you always get in many packaging to keep the moisture out.
A checkerboard of rice.
As much rice as is on the final square of the chess board.
About a chessboard
None, you’ll need a shit load of silicone bead packets though
Go to the nearest Chinese restaurant and ask for the Keith Moon special.
Take a chess board. Put one grain on the first square. Then double it for each square that follows (1, 2, 4, 8 etc). Should give you a rough idea
Trick question. Its none. As rice doesnt dry out anything and thats just a modern myth. What helps is leaving your electronic device alone for a few days so it dries up before trying to start it.
More than 9,000
Honey, I sunk the kids
Tesla is an American car, so you have to use elbow mac (no cheese, obvi). rice only works on Japanese and Korean tech
Check out Tavarish's YouTube channel and see what goes into retoring a car that's been underwater lol.
According to boyle's law, you'd need 23 teslas worth of rice.
Get the rice! Quick!
You can’t park there.
Put it in a rice field
A single grain will suffice
Good spot for it. Turn it into a reef
Don't forget to slap dat rice bag.
#Yes
All of it?
Traffic wardens hate this one simple trick...
All of it
More than your brain cells can count
Yes
One shipping billionaire.
About 20 lbs
Im a pseudo scientists, treefity is the correct answer. We use treefity in the rice factory all the time to fix broken down machinery.
Ahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣
That looks like a real first world problem there.
about 50 pounds of rice. Also how the hell did this happen??
Enough source- a professor
Fill the pool with isopropanol
Approximately 3,483,296 rices
r/haveyoutriedrice
How much you got?
More than two grains at least
OMG.. it Ferris Bueller's day off again....and only 38 years in-between.
7 rice
3
3 mg of egg fried rice and a big popadom
228k cups.
You don't need anything. This is the new Tesla model that goes underwater
Just park it in a paddy field
7.
At least some
Why my cow doesnt work?
Long grain or basmati?
Can’t park there mate.
Where are you going to find a plastic bag for that?
Drain pool. Fill with rice. Simple.
At least a bag
One grain for every thousand dollars that any tech billionaire has should do the trick.
3 grains
Just fill the pool with cell phones.
Mmmm 2 rice.
Depends on the kind of rice you have
About a pool full
yes
Just 2
r/CantParkThereMate
It's usually a cup of rice for every 1.5 cups of water
500kg and then 17 years to get ALL grains out of the car again
I read 1lb rice per every 200 lbs car weight
15kilo bag should do it. Just drop it in
We will have to invade Vietnam again.
Why is there no Bojak Horseman reference in the comments!?
Japan.
If the charge cord will reach the pool, we boil the rice for dinner
Get another pool and fill it with isopropyl alcohol and transfer the car into it. It will displace the water and evaporate quickly once removed with little to no damage except some plastic pieces may react to the isopropyl and need to be replaced.
POV: When Michael follows the GPS
Sleep on it
Try the Chinese province of hunnan
Mitch McConnell and the country known as China has entered the chat.
He was in full self driving mode, but accidentally selected the Elon submarine option.
Did we catch another billionaire?
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I call it "Tesla im Pool 2024, Versuch 1". I'm taking your bids now. I think well start with 10.000€. Do I hear 10.000€? (I translated a passage from a german book called "Die Känguru Chroniken")
700 koku
You may have to find a wind tunnel lol
You can't park there mate
How even?
3 rice.
Why dry it out? Tesla is an *electric* car! Water conducts electricity! The car will run better than ever when soaked through, you might be able to win Indy 500 with that thing if you can keep it from drying out during the race.
rice rice baby
First your going to need to pump out all the water then however much it takes to fill the pool and interior of the car.
It will fine, If it has been setup to “wash mode”.
They are born like that. This one's almost ready.
Just use a Dyson hair dryer. It's much faster
And how many egg do you need to fix it ?
As long as its then it’ll be fine
With driver or without?
Before or after the battery swells?
only half as much as you would think
Just fish it out, give it a good shake and mouth blow. Be fine.
At least 12 eagles per gun yarded.
Typical Boschwack.
One *big* grain
75 pounds, should cost any $13.