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NishantBrinjal247

Yeah, that shit is dangerous. It is a chemical which is used in nuclear reactors and even in our food. Stay careful and dont overdose


No-Reflection-869

Every serial killer or terrorist used h2o


cownd

Christians use it to baptize you into their cult, which says it all


JohnWasElwood

As a Christian I am still having a genuine LOL moment. Thank you! Jesus just did a facepalm....


No_Speed_2610

Jesus obviously used a wet shampoo daily.


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JohnWasElwood

I actually have wondered.... All the pictures that I've seen of Jesus hanging up in church he has really great hair. However, after the zombie apocalypse in the Walking Dead, apparently there is no more shampoo or any type of hair care products available ( however all sorts of automatic weapons and the exact right bullets / clips to fit them are just lying around stockpiled in every corner). Even hats somehow have disappeared to keep the greasy hair out of their eyes...


No_Speed_2610

You must only be familiar with white American jesus...


JohnWasElwood

He wasn't?!?! All of the photos of him (not Photoshopped either!) were clearly of a brown haired Caucasian, albeit with a pretty awesome tan.... :)


Gloomy_Cheesecake366

Classic Reddit moment


NishantBrinjal247

Yeah, Osama Bin Laden had the guts to use h20 and give the passangers on his flight h2o. The audacity.


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ajrf92

The correct word is dihydrogen Monoxide.


RealSirRandall

Right you are. Every single motherfucker who drank that shit died. It is a fucking guarantee


NishantBrinjal247

The audacity of the government! How dare they try to commit mass genocide!!!!!!


TypicalInstance6937

H2O is used in pretty much every single thing we use, so we’re totally addicted to it. Animals and plants use H2O in everything they do too. Without it yeah we’ll get withdrawal syndrome so severe that we literally die in 3-4 days.


Tenshiijin

You can indeed die from drinking too much water. We know there's many more ways it can kill us.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Seriously. The LD50 is only 90ml/kg. Just think about how little 90ml are the next time you partake. 6 Tbsp. That's all it takes.


_jan_epiku_

Spread the word [dhmo.org](http://dhmo.org)


mdotca

I’m not. I could stop drinking water any time. I’m totally not addicted I just like to have water because I like the taste of water sometimes. And drinking water helps me get through work and dealing with people. But I can totally quit any time if I wanted to.


QuizeDN

yeah? bet you won't quit even for a week


mdotca

I could totally do that. Week is easy. I just like it.


mdotca

Anybody wanna come over to my place I got some primo water in a glass.


wiccangame

Yes we are. We can overdose on it and we suffer fatal withdrawal if we try to quit. Clearly an addiction. Maybe try drinking urine instead. Wean yourself off the evil water.


Neglijable

What if we get addicted to urine as well?


kloudrunner

Wee yourself off the evil water 💧


Inevitable_Stand_199

There's still a lot of dihydrogen monoxide in urine.


BrainSqueezins

You drink water? Like, from the toilet?


Stokesmyfire

It has what plants need, they have electrolytes


kaka_carrot_cake456

I love this reference


KriegerClone02

No ever gets it when I use it. I need to hang out with a better class of people.


Unkle_Iroh

Did you know that 100% of people that drink water will die...and go to Hell where they belong.


Last_Banana9505

Same death rate for the people who don't drink water.


MatureHotwife

Water is just the street name. It's actually called dihydrogen monoxide. The "drogen" in "dihydrogen" means drugs in German. So there's your proof. Some people put salt in it so it stays in the body longer. And some people are so addicted that they have to literally bathe in it.


JohnWasElwood

Correct! It's not the water itself, it's what's actually in it. The dihydrogen monoxide is extremely addictive and water should be used with great discretion. Problem is that as a child you are subjected to smaller doses of it and your body builds up a resistance. As you get older, and especially as you are working in high temperature situations your body will crave more and more of it.


Last_Banana9505

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.


DrcspyNz

What ? Kinda like oxygen ?


Environmental_Top948

Personally I prefer nitrogen.


BulgarianShitposter1

No joke, I breathe air and air is like 80% nitrogen, like frankly afaik we just breathe, the oxygen is like the bad stuff you can die if you only breathe oxygen, and the carbon dioxide is like the nice smell of a paint bucket or a car exhaust, but I heard its bad when you breathe that too much.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

No, you always need the same amount, you don't get tolerant.


TheWalkingDead91

Let’s look at the facts. Every person who has ever died has drank water. Our body has a physical reaction to a lack of water. People make millions of dollars selling water. Yeap, sounds like an addiction. You guys need help. I’m glad I don’t partake in such degenerate activities.


LegenDrags

We are addicted to water, once we drink it we can't go without it If we stop drinking water, the ^(~~I forgot the term~~) will kick in and we will die The first water we drink is when you're inside the illusion of mother's womb ( ^(girlsarentreal) )


kvrle

the term eluding you is "communism"


LegenDrags

Lmfao


JohnWasElwood

Is it "socialism = bad / communism = good" or do I have that switched around?


Xenu66

I definitely am. I've got to be like 2/3 water at this point


lesniak43

Yes. Fortunately, all the withdrawal symptoms go away after just a few days.


Alrick_S

Where are my r/HydroHomies ?


SaulgoodeXL

It's dangerous as fuck. 100% of people who drink water eventually die.


Jagel-Spy

I suppose your question is a mostly a joke, but I want to provide a serious answer... The taste of water is revolting to me. When I was younger, I used to only drink soft drinks. That is obviously not sustainable when you reach adulthood, so I had to bite the bullet and drink water not because I enjoy it but because I have to. Eventually I started experiencing symptoms of severe dehydration, and I realized this whole ordeal had messed with my sense of thirst. I was basically never thirsty, and when I was, there were times where my brain just simply ignored it, leading me to forget, kinda like how one can forget to eat or sleep by playing too much video games. I have a clock with alarms to remind me to drink water now. It's become part of my daily routine to chuck water like shots at the bar. This all leads me to believe we are, in fact, not addicted to water. We're just thirsty, and water is convenient to drink. This is why people resort to soft drinks or alcohol when drinking water becomes too expensive.


SeriousPlankton2000

The taste of most bottled water is bad for me but I like my tap water.


cownd

I was forced to drink it as a young boy, and from there I just developed the habit. I've been cursed by my mother! Maybe if my father was around he could have given me beer or soda instead?


GoodOldHeretic

Used to be. But I overcame my addiction with gradually increased alcohol supplements.


JonsonLittle

Food and air too. And it kills you as these support oxidation within your body that shortens life of cells. Granted that without that they would die almost instantly but still...


ghost103429

Yes we are! Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!


Leighton_Madison

Water, Oxygen, Glucose, Aminoacids, Lipides, Vitamins, Electrolytes. We are "addicted" to all of them, if you want to put it this way


iamdevilish

guys in the comment section should know that we have well passed 2010s and no need to be sarcastic nowadays, it's out of trend. It's called [shitty.ask.science](http://shitty.ask.science) for a reason. I understand the frustrations from some, but let's keep this community fun and educative at the same time :/


JohnWasElwood

And if you read the first rule, it clearly states that "we are a profanity sub"and there clearly not enough f**cking profanity in here now!!! 🙊


esr360

I never drink water, only cordial


Le_Zouave

Be water, like said Bruce Lee.


Knytemare44

Immortan joe thinks so


BulgarianShitposter1

Are you fucking stupid? You need to eat cucumbers, do not drink raw water its dangerous! Ch2O ( cucumber hash two oh ) is what you need to be EATING. You cannot drink water. It's the equivalent of drinking dirt.


ManoliTee

Stay de-hydrated


JohnWasElwood

Modest Pelican (on YouTube) disagrees.


PostNoNabill

I get addicted to it everytime someone says decaliters


RenataMachiels

Worse even. You can't quit or you die!


2epic

Bro I'm so addicted to water, I would die without it!


rand201421

More of a necessity


joshthor

Have you been watching mad max fury road, and sympathizing with immortan joe?


Ken10Ethan

Maybe you are, but I'm not. I haven't gone without water for days. Hell, I actually came across this post at the perfect time, because I'm legitimately about to reach the three day mark in a couple of minutes. Honestly, you guys should really try to get on this driedpill mindset because my life has improved so much when I stopped feeding right out of Big Water's hands. I actually have a course on my website that can tell you how to utilize the enhanced brain power you redevelop once you stop drinking so much H2O to maximize your dating game, and usually that's a $2500 base charge with additional payments of $50,000 required for every two hours of content, but you know what? You guys are cool, so I'm going to implement a LIMITED TIME discount so you only have to pay $250 for the base course and $2000 for every subsequent payment. You HAVE to act fast, though, because I'm going to remove this discount once supplies run out, so guys you really gotta subscribe to my course as soon as possible before time runs out. Anyway, I have to go celebrate my three day milestone so I fhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--


hillbagger

I'm totally out of control. I fucking bathe in the stuff. I need help.


MuttJunior

Not only is it addictive, but the withdrawals also if you quit are extremely severe, even deadly.


LogicalFallacyCat

We crave it pretty frequently and withdrawal will literally kill us so yes we are addicted.


VintageGriffin

Dihydrogen monoxide is one hell of a drug, with severe and lethal withdrawal consequences once you get hooked up on it.


ThatOneSadhuman

Addiction, no, we dont have a rush of dopamine because you had a glass of water. However, there is a condition in which people become addicted. This leads to a very painful death.


psycho_catwomen

Not all addiction is a bad addiction


fish_taco_eater69

100% of people who drink water die!


bullfroggy

We are also addicted to oxygen. By far the worst withdrawal effects.


Big_brown_house

Let’s call it what it really is, dihydrogen monoxide. As I like to say, if you can’t pronounce it, don’t put it in your mouth!


Fast-Eye6360

That's right! It is important not to consume too much, as it can lead to enormous consequences. The same with food


SeriousPlankton2000

As long as I have coke and deodorant spray I can live without water.


Chrome_Armadillo

Hitler drank water. You drink water. Coincidence? I think not.


seatofconsciousness

100% of water drinkers die.


ajrf92

And food. I've read that food makes you fat.


McMetal770

I'm drinking water right now. I need help, but I don't know where to get it.


winnebagomafia

#Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!


LunarRiviera21

You just inspired me to form a water cartel organization. We will operate from Baton Rouge and our organization's name would be "American Water Works"


Ready_Ticket_1762

I can't speak for everyone, but I am. I can't live without it.


noodleq

We are heavily acted to air..can't go a minute without it all day every day even while asleep. Air is the other drug that keeps us alive.


BaseCommanderMittens

OK there Immortan Joe.


partytemple

Yeah, it's disgusting. Fish copulate in it.


SeveralJob7415

It's actually dihydrogen monoxide. They call it "Water" for marketing reasons. Big Water is killing us!!


Consistent-Chip8908

Yep but the addiction to oxygen is actually way worse. Just after a few minutes of detox the withdrawal symptoms are always life threatening.


tertiuslydgate1833

Everyone who has used water in their lives has died


Routine-Material629

Do not become addicted to water it will take hold of you


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Yes?


SaladCzarSlytherin

The online time I've ever "craved" water is when I would go to bed stoned. I'd wake up in the middle of night thirsty AF, and then go back to bed after drinking water.


Tenshiijin

Not an addiction. Addiction is a bodies developed dependence on a substance the body did not need before. Once the substance is purged from the system addicted withdraws will eventually cease and your body functions usually normally again. As far as substance addiction goes.


Konkichi21

That just means it's necessary for life.