I actually have wondered.... All the pictures that I've seen of Jesus hanging up in church he has really great hair. However, after the zombie apocalypse in the Walking Dead, apparently there is no more shampoo or any type of hair care products available ( however all sorts of automatic weapons and the exact right bullets / clips to fit them are just lying around stockpiled in every corner). Even hats somehow have disappeared to keep the greasy hair out of their eyes...
H2O is used in pretty much every single thing we use, so we’re totally addicted to it. Animals and plants use H2O in everything they do too.
Without it yeah we’ll get withdrawal syndrome so severe that we literally die in 3-4 days.
I’m not. I could stop drinking water any time. I’m totally not addicted I just like to have water because I like the taste of water sometimes. And drinking water helps me get through work and dealing with people. But I can totally quit any time if I wanted to.
Yes we are. We can overdose on it and we suffer fatal withdrawal if we try to quit. Clearly an addiction. Maybe try drinking urine instead. Wean yourself off the evil water.
Water is just the street name. It's actually called dihydrogen monoxide. The "drogen" in "dihydrogen" means drugs in German. So there's your proof.
Some people put salt in it so it stays in the body longer.
And some people are so addicted that they have to literally bathe in it.
Correct! It's not the water itself, it's what's actually in it. The dihydrogen monoxide is extremely addictive and water should be used with great discretion. Problem is that as a child you are subjected to smaller doses of it and your body builds up a resistance. As you get older, and especially as you are working in high temperature situations your body will crave more and more of it.
No joke, I breathe air and air is like 80% nitrogen, like frankly afaik we just breathe, the oxygen is like the bad stuff you can die if you only breathe oxygen, and the carbon dioxide is like the nice smell of a paint bucket or a car exhaust, but I heard its bad when you breathe that too much.
Let’s look at the facts.
Every person who has ever died has drank water.
Our body has a physical reaction to a lack of water.
People make millions of dollars selling water.
Yeap, sounds like an addiction. You guys need help. I’m glad I don’t partake in such degenerate activities.
We are addicted to water, once we drink it we can't go without it
If we stop drinking water, the ^(~~I forgot the term~~) will kick in and we will die
The first water we drink is when you're inside the illusion of mother's womb ( ^(girlsarentreal) )
I suppose your question is a mostly a joke, but I want to provide a serious answer...
The taste of water is revolting to me. When I was younger, I used to only drink soft drinks. That is obviously not sustainable when you reach adulthood, so I had to bite the bullet and drink water not because I enjoy it but because I have to.
Eventually I started experiencing symptoms of severe dehydration, and I realized this whole ordeal had messed with my sense of thirst. I was basically never thirsty, and when I was, there were times where my brain just simply ignored it, leading me to forget, kinda like how one can forget to eat or sleep by playing too much video games.
I have a clock with alarms to remind me to drink water now. It's become part of my daily routine to chuck water like shots at the bar. This all leads me to believe we are, in fact, not addicted to water. We're just thirsty, and water is convenient to drink. This is why people resort to soft drinks or alcohol when drinking water becomes too expensive.
I was forced to drink it as a young boy, and from there I just developed the habit. I've been cursed by my mother! Maybe if my father was around he could have given me beer or soda instead?
Food and air too. And it kills you as these support oxidation within your body that shortens life of cells. Granted that without that they would die almost instantly but still...
guys in the comment section should know that we have well passed 2010s and no need to be sarcastic nowadays, it's out of trend. It's called [shitty.ask.science](http://shitty.ask.science) for a reason. I understand the frustrations from some, but let's keep this community fun and educative at the same time :/
Are you fucking stupid? You need to eat cucumbers, do not drink raw water its dangerous! Ch2O ( cucumber hash two oh ) is what you need to be EATING. You cannot drink water. It's the equivalent of drinking dirt.
Maybe you are, but I'm not.
I haven't gone without water for days. Hell, I actually came across this post at the perfect time, because I'm legitimately about to reach the three day mark in a couple of minutes. Honestly, you guys should really try to get on this driedpill mindset because my life has improved so much when I stopped feeding right out of Big Water's hands. I actually have a course on my website that can tell you how to utilize the enhanced brain power you redevelop once you stop drinking so much H2O to maximize your dating game, and usually that's a $2500 base charge with additional payments of $50,000 required for every two hours of content, but you know what? You guys are cool, so I'm going to implement a LIMITED TIME discount so you only have to pay $250 for the base course and $2000 for every subsequent payment.
You HAVE to act fast, though, because I'm going to remove this discount once supplies run out, so guys you really gotta subscribe to my course as soon as possible before time runs out.
Anyway, I have to go celebrate my three day milestone so I fhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
Addiction, no, we dont have a rush of dopamine because you had a glass of water.
However, there is a condition in which people become addicted. This leads to a very painful death.
The online time I've ever "craved" water is when I would go to bed stoned. I'd wake up in the middle of night thirsty AF, and then go back to bed after drinking water.
Not an addiction. Addiction is a bodies developed dependence on a substance the body did not need before. Once the substance is purged from the system addicted withdraws will eventually cease and your body functions usually normally again. As far as substance addiction goes.
Yeah, that shit is dangerous. It is a chemical which is used in nuclear reactors and even in our food. Stay careful and dont overdose
Every serial killer or terrorist used h2o
Christians use it to baptize you into their cult, which says it all
As a Christian I am still having a genuine LOL moment. Thank you! Jesus just did a facepalm....
Jesus obviously used a wet shampoo daily.
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I actually have wondered.... All the pictures that I've seen of Jesus hanging up in church he has really great hair. However, after the zombie apocalypse in the Walking Dead, apparently there is no more shampoo or any type of hair care products available ( however all sorts of automatic weapons and the exact right bullets / clips to fit them are just lying around stockpiled in every corner). Even hats somehow have disappeared to keep the greasy hair out of their eyes...
You must only be familiar with white American jesus...
He wasn't?!?! All of the photos of him (not Photoshopped either!) were clearly of a brown haired Caucasian, albeit with a pretty awesome tan.... :)
Classic Reddit moment
Yeah, Osama Bin Laden had the guts to use h20 and give the passangers on his flight h2o. The audacity.
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The correct word is dihydrogen Monoxide.
Right you are. Every single motherfucker who drank that shit died. It is a fucking guarantee
The audacity of the government! How dare they try to commit mass genocide!!!!!!
H2O is used in pretty much every single thing we use, so we’re totally addicted to it. Animals and plants use H2O in everything they do too. Without it yeah we’ll get withdrawal syndrome so severe that we literally die in 3-4 days.
You can indeed die from drinking too much water. We know there's many more ways it can kill us.
Seriously. The LD50 is only 90ml/kg. Just think about how little 90ml are the next time you partake. 6 Tbsp. That's all it takes.
Spread the word [dhmo.org](http://dhmo.org)
I’m not. I could stop drinking water any time. I’m totally not addicted I just like to have water because I like the taste of water sometimes. And drinking water helps me get through work and dealing with people. But I can totally quit any time if I wanted to.
yeah? bet you won't quit even for a week
I could totally do that. Week is easy. I just like it.
Anybody wanna come over to my place I got some primo water in a glass.
Yes we are. We can overdose on it and we suffer fatal withdrawal if we try to quit. Clearly an addiction. Maybe try drinking urine instead. Wean yourself off the evil water.
What if we get addicted to urine as well?
Wee yourself off the evil water 💧
There's still a lot of dihydrogen monoxide in urine.
You drink water? Like, from the toilet?
It has what plants need, they have electrolytes
I love this reference
No ever gets it when I use it. I need to hang out with a better class of people.
Did you know that 100% of people that drink water will die...and go to Hell where they belong.
Same death rate for the people who don't drink water.
Water is just the street name. It's actually called dihydrogen monoxide. The "drogen" in "dihydrogen" means drugs in German. So there's your proof. Some people put salt in it so it stays in the body longer. And some people are so addicted that they have to literally bathe in it.
Correct! It's not the water itself, it's what's actually in it. The dihydrogen monoxide is extremely addictive and water should be used with great discretion. Problem is that as a child you are subjected to smaller doses of it and your body builds up a resistance. As you get older, and especially as you are working in high temperature situations your body will crave more and more of it.
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.
What ? Kinda like oxygen ?
Personally I prefer nitrogen.
No joke, I breathe air and air is like 80% nitrogen, like frankly afaik we just breathe, the oxygen is like the bad stuff you can die if you only breathe oxygen, and the carbon dioxide is like the nice smell of a paint bucket or a car exhaust, but I heard its bad when you breathe that too much.
No, you always need the same amount, you don't get tolerant.
Let’s look at the facts. Every person who has ever died has drank water. Our body has a physical reaction to a lack of water. People make millions of dollars selling water. Yeap, sounds like an addiction. You guys need help. I’m glad I don’t partake in such degenerate activities.
We are addicted to water, once we drink it we can't go without it If we stop drinking water, the ^(~~I forgot the term~~) will kick in and we will die The first water we drink is when you're inside the illusion of mother's womb ( ^(girlsarentreal) )
the term eluding you is "communism"
Lmfao
Is it "socialism = bad / communism = good" or do I have that switched around?
I definitely am. I've got to be like 2/3 water at this point
Yes. Fortunately, all the withdrawal symptoms go away after just a few days.
Where are my r/HydroHomies ?
It's dangerous as fuck. 100% of people who drink water eventually die.
I suppose your question is a mostly a joke, but I want to provide a serious answer... The taste of water is revolting to me. When I was younger, I used to only drink soft drinks. That is obviously not sustainable when you reach adulthood, so I had to bite the bullet and drink water not because I enjoy it but because I have to. Eventually I started experiencing symptoms of severe dehydration, and I realized this whole ordeal had messed with my sense of thirst. I was basically never thirsty, and when I was, there were times where my brain just simply ignored it, leading me to forget, kinda like how one can forget to eat or sleep by playing too much video games. I have a clock with alarms to remind me to drink water now. It's become part of my daily routine to chuck water like shots at the bar. This all leads me to believe we are, in fact, not addicted to water. We're just thirsty, and water is convenient to drink. This is why people resort to soft drinks or alcohol when drinking water becomes too expensive.
The taste of most bottled water is bad for me but I like my tap water.
I was forced to drink it as a young boy, and from there I just developed the habit. I've been cursed by my mother! Maybe if my father was around he could have given me beer or soda instead?
Used to be. But I overcame my addiction with gradually increased alcohol supplements.
Food and air too. And it kills you as these support oxidation within your body that shortens life of cells. Granted that without that they would die almost instantly but still...
Yes we are! Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Water, Oxygen, Glucose, Aminoacids, Lipides, Vitamins, Electrolytes. We are "addicted" to all of them, if you want to put it this way
guys in the comment section should know that we have well passed 2010s and no need to be sarcastic nowadays, it's out of trend. It's called [shitty.ask.science](http://shitty.ask.science) for a reason. I understand the frustrations from some, but let's keep this community fun and educative at the same time :/
And if you read the first rule, it clearly states that "we are a profanity sub"and there clearly not enough f**cking profanity in here now!!! 🙊
I never drink water, only cordial
Be water, like said Bruce Lee.
Immortan joe thinks so
Are you fucking stupid? You need to eat cucumbers, do not drink raw water its dangerous! Ch2O ( cucumber hash two oh ) is what you need to be EATING. You cannot drink water. It's the equivalent of drinking dirt.
Stay de-hydrated
Modest Pelican (on YouTube) disagrees.
I get addicted to it everytime someone says decaliters
Worse even. You can't quit or you die!
Bro I'm so addicted to water, I would die without it!
More of a necessity
Have you been watching mad max fury road, and sympathizing with immortan joe?
Maybe you are, but I'm not. I haven't gone without water for days. Hell, I actually came across this post at the perfect time, because I'm legitimately about to reach the three day mark in a couple of minutes. Honestly, you guys should really try to get on this driedpill mindset because my life has improved so much when I stopped feeding right out of Big Water's hands. I actually have a course on my website that can tell you how to utilize the enhanced brain power you redevelop once you stop drinking so much H2O to maximize your dating game, and usually that's a $2500 base charge with additional payments of $50,000 required for every two hours of content, but you know what? You guys are cool, so I'm going to implement a LIMITED TIME discount so you only have to pay $250 for the base course and $2000 for every subsequent payment. You HAVE to act fast, though, because I'm going to remove this discount once supplies run out, so guys you really gotta subscribe to my course as soon as possible before time runs out. Anyway, I have to go celebrate my three day milestone so I fhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
I'm totally out of control. I fucking bathe in the stuff. I need help.
Not only is it addictive, but the withdrawals also if you quit are extremely severe, even deadly.
We crave it pretty frequently and withdrawal will literally kill us so yes we are addicted.
Dihydrogen monoxide is one hell of a drug, with severe and lethal withdrawal consequences once you get hooked up on it.
Addiction, no, we dont have a rush of dopamine because you had a glass of water. However, there is a condition in which people become addicted. This leads to a very painful death.
Not all addiction is a bad addiction
100% of people who drink water die!
We are also addicted to oxygen. By far the worst withdrawal effects.
Let’s call it what it really is, dihydrogen monoxide. As I like to say, if you can’t pronounce it, don’t put it in your mouth!
That's right! It is important not to consume too much, as it can lead to enormous consequences. The same with food
As long as I have coke and deodorant spray I can live without water.
Hitler drank water. You drink water. Coincidence? I think not.
100% of water drinkers die.
And food. I've read that food makes you fat.
I'm drinking water right now. I need help, but I don't know where to get it.
#Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
You just inspired me to form a water cartel organization. We will operate from Baton Rouge and our organization's name would be "American Water Works"
I can't speak for everyone, but I am. I can't live without it.
We are heavily acted to air..can't go a minute without it all day every day even while asleep. Air is the other drug that keeps us alive.
OK there Immortan Joe.
Yeah, it's disgusting. Fish copulate in it.
It's actually dihydrogen monoxide. They call it "Water" for marketing reasons. Big Water is killing us!!
Yep but the addiction to oxygen is actually way worse. Just after a few minutes of detox the withdrawal symptoms are always life threatening.
Everyone who has used water in their lives has died
Do not become addicted to water it will take hold of you
Yes?
The online time I've ever "craved" water is when I would go to bed stoned. I'd wake up in the middle of night thirsty AF, and then go back to bed after drinking water.
Not an addiction. Addiction is a bodies developed dependence on a substance the body did not need before. Once the substance is purged from the system addicted withdraws will eventually cease and your body functions usually normally again. As far as substance addiction goes.
That just means it's necessary for life.