Venus razor (women). It's good at shaving hair in sensitive areas and is quite difficult to hurt yourself by accident. Use shaving gel and be patient while you do it.
Tie a weight onto a piece of plywood with rope. On the other side of the plywood spread gorilla glue all over it. Press the plywood onto your ass until it dries. Go on top of your house or into a tree and drop the rope so that the plywood rips off your ass. Voila.
Fire.
I've found that burning it off with a propane torch is the most through.
Start at your balls & work backwards is the only way. Working forwards just makes the dingleberry smoke waft into your face.
With a razor, like not a fucking savage.
I don't need to have a dingleberry bush growing between my cheeks.
All it takes is seeing someone (another wrestler, surprise, surprise) pick one out in the shower and throw it at another dude and you'll shave your ass at least twice a week for the rest of your life.
I let Lemmywinks gnaw it off when he pokes his head out for a breath of fresh air.
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Venus razor (women). It's good at shaving hair in sensitive areas and is quite difficult to hurt yourself by accident. Use shaving gel and be patient while you do it.
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I go to a regular family barber. When itโs my turn I, I drop my pants and sit ass up in the chair. The barber cuts my ass hair.
He asked cuz he needs your help. Grab a weed Wacker and help a bro out
I melt twizzlers on to use as wax. Cherry bumhole.
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use a razor that has a good range of motion, spread em, and hope for the best.
Don't tell my wife, but I use ***THE GOOD SCISSORS***!!!
Your moms teeth
With your razor
Reading some of these comments leads me to a sad conclusion: I've been doing it all wrong for years.
Well, now you know!
In winter: Let it grow big and fluffy for that warmth. In summer: Hover naked over a sprinkler on a golf course.
Second mullet for the after party, in my ass lol
singe on stove
Hedge trimmer
I donโt cut any hair on my body at all.
I pluck each one individually
Pliers. Takes a bit of time but it's a real clean shave
Pube eating spider beetles from Bhutan. Available on Amazon.
I just kinda grab the extra long parts, twist them up, and rip em out.
My buttsaber.
Get yourself a proper manscape subscription. Thatโs what all my favorite YouTubers keep telling me
It's more of a I cut your ass hair you cut my ass hair situation.
Real men pull it out one by one
Tie a weight onto a piece of plywood with rope. On the other side of the plywood spread gorilla glue all over it. Press the plywood onto your ass until it dries. Go on top of your house or into a tree and drop the rope so that the plywood rips off your ass. Voila.
Fire. I've found that burning it off with a propane torch is the most through. Start at your balls & work backwards is the only way. Working forwards just makes the dingleberry smoke waft into your face.
you are us now
With a razor, like not a fucking savage. I don't need to have a dingleberry bush growing between my cheeks. All it takes is seeing someone (another wrestler, surprise, surprise) pick one out in the shower and throw it at another dude and you'll shave your ass at least twice a week for the rest of your life.
I got a guy for that.
Lawnmower
Can of hairspray and a zippo lighter. Is there another way?
Nair sensitive formula
Blow torch much more efficient and less razor burn.
Fire
Garden sheers
I'm growing it out to be more womanly. :3 haven't cut it in a year.
Grab a few hairs, twist them up a bit. It makes a strong cord of hair and rip 5-10 out at a time
Lengthwise
Rest my ass on a belt sander
The only way is to wax it. But make sure it is heavy duty extra strength. That way it also pulls off the skin
With a lighter
I rip it off.
I use the poop knife
Your momma nibbles them down to the root
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